Wednesday, March 3, 1999
General Motors Place
in Vancouver, Canada


Troy Farina: Welcome everyone, I am Troy Farina and I am accompanied by my co-host Bald Crumb and were at a sold out General Motors Place in Vancouver, Canada. And after the PPV Violent Passion this should be a great and exciting card.

Bald Crumb: I'm already on the edge of sit and waiting for the action.

Troy: Well lets not waste any time and get right to the action.

Money by Everlast comes over the PA system. The new comer "MONEY" Marcus Goldstein comes out of the curtain. He makes his way to the ring. He is accompanied by Penny Silverman. Penny is in his regular suit. MONEY looks to be dressed in an expensive new wrestling out fit. He walks up the stairs and enters threw the ropes as Penny Silverman holds them for him.

Their little celebration is cut off by The Graveyard Theme and GHOST RIDER makes his way to the ring.

Just as GHOST RIDER enters the ring he rushes MONEY. He knocks Penny Silver man out of the ring. He starts punching MONEY. Though MONEY comes back with his own. The two slug it out for a bit. MONEY takes the advantage. He puts GHOST RIDER into a side headlock. He is squeezing his head hard.. You can see GHOST RIDER turning red. MONEY switches it to suplex. He has GHOST RIDER up. It is a nice form by MONEY. He takes his time with him in the air. Then he finally brings him down. He goes for a quick pin. 1....no a quick turn over by GHOST RIDER. 1.......2........Kick out by MONEY. (Bald Crumb: That MONEY was almost fallen victim to an old vet). MONEY is up and shakes off that near fall. GHOST RIDER rushes him again. A quick hip toss by MONEY. GHOST RIDER is up quickly. He rushes money again. This time money catches GHOST RIDER. He has him in the body slam position. MONEY is just toying with him. He dumps him to the floor. GHOST RIDER is hurt. MONEY walks over to Penny the two talk money. GHOST RIDER is dazed though up. He begins to climb the ropes. Penny quickly points it out to MONEY. MONEY rushes the corner. GHOST RIDER jumps off the top rope. NO MONEY JUST CAUGHT HIM. MONEY is climbing the ropes. MONEY sets him up. FALLING GRACE ...... FALLING GRACE it is over. 1......2......3. MONEY WINS!!

Troy: Money wins his debut here tonight.

Crumb: In very impressive fashion at that I might say.

Troy: You did! Next up is the National Title Match.

The Giant Killer Hexum makes his way to the ring in usual fashion without any music.

Mad Jungle Pig, the new National Champion makes his way to the ring with the squels of pigs in the background.

Mad Jungle Pig crotches in the corner. MJP rises to his feet the bell rings. MJP runs over to HEXUM he opens with a huge round of blows. He has HEXUM trapped in the corner. MJP begins to choke HEXUM. HEXUM is gasping for air. He reaches to MJP's eyes. He raked him in the eyes. MJP begins to squeal in pain. He looks away. Hexum takes advantage. He climbs to the second rope. He jumps off the rope delivering a bulldog to MJP. He quickly goes to cover. 1..2...Kick out from MJP. MJP is slow to get up. HEXUM walks over to him. He takes MJP by the hair. MJP gives him a quick punch to the stomach and another one. MJP is up to his feet. He whips HEXUM against the ropes. HEXUM running back MJP gorilla press. He holds him up with ease. HEXUM is helpless. MJP walks over and dumps him over the top rope. HEXUM is dead. He isn't moving. MJP is taunting in the ring. He loves it. HEXUM lies there out cold. Ref starts the count. MJP stops and moves to the outside. HEXUM is starting to stir. As MJP gets over there HEXUM pick up something from the ground. MJP picks up HEXUM and turns him around. TO OH NO HEXUM JUST HIT MJP IN THE FACE WITH A SMALL LEAD PIPE. MJP drops quickly. HEXUM gets into the ring. The ref demands to see HEXUMS hand. The ref looks nothing is there. HEXUM had tucked it into his boot. The ref wants to see his trunks. MJP is starting to get up. HEXUM finally begins to climb the top rope he is up. NO MJP is up he knocks HEXUM down. Oh that had to hurt ballsed HEXUM on the top rope. MJP pulls down HEXUM to the apron. Hooks it up and OH NO SCREAMING PIGGY!!!!! HEXUM SNAPED IN HALF. HEXUM would be squealing if he could move. MJP picks him up rolls him into the ring. 1......2.......3.

Crumb: Mad Jungle Pig retains the title, but Hexum but up a good challenge and has gold is his near future.

Troy: I must agree with you on that Crumb...

Crumb: Wait Prez Kellen is making he way out to the ring.

Prez Kellen: I here to let all of you know that the Television Title Match tonight will be a Casket Match as requested by Cykotick! Thank you.

Troy: Well this match is going to be a Casket Match for the TV Title. Lets go to the ring.

"Flagpole Sitta" comes over the PA for the challenger CYKOTICK. Where is he? The crowd is watching the curtain and waiting. The CASKET opens. CYKOTICK was inside. He gets out and sits in the ring laughing. He looks dirty and mangled.

"Du Haust" by Rammestein comes over the PA. The champion Executioner walks out. He is wearing the gold like a true champion. The walks down to the ring. He stops and checks out the CASKET. As it meets his approval he rolls into the ring.

The Bell sounds. CYKOTICK is quick to catch Executioner before he could get to his feet. He pushes him towards the ropes. Executioner falls threw the ropes and into the CASKET. CYKOTICK reaches for the lid. Executioner quickly grabs CYKOTICKS foot. He yanks it out from under CYKOTICK. CYKOTICK falls into the CASKET too. The lid closes on the two. The CASKET shakes. Executioner is the first to pop out. CYKOTICK is quickly up too. The two slug it out in the CASKET. They brawl for a bit back and forth. CYKOTICK eventually wins and punches Executioner out of the CASKET. EXECUTIONER isn't down long. He picks up a chair. He rushes CYKOTICK. SMACK right in the head of CYKOTICK. Again and again CYKOTICK is in pain on the floor. Remember this is no DQ. EXECUTIONER drops the chair he pick up CYKOTICK and drops him into the guard rail. He picks him up again and does the same. CYKOTICK is holding his chest on the ground. EXECUTIONER raises him to his feet. He runs CYKOTICK down towards the stairs. CYKOTICK crashes threw them. He knocks off the top part of the stairs. EXECUTIONER picks up the top part. Over the PA a strange message sounds THE INSANITY IS COMING!! EXECUTIONER has a strange look on his face but continues to hammer away. He rolls CYKOTICK into the ring. He sets him up POWER BOMB right in the middle of the ring. Executioner walks to the CASKET. He lifts the lid. SPECIAL K is in side. WHAT THE HELL. THE LID ON THE CASKET CLOSES. CYKOTICK is up he picks up EXECUTIONER in the torture rack. He asks to have the lid opened. SHOCK THERAPY.. SHOCK THERAPY INTO THE CASKET OH MY GOD!!!!!!! CYKOTICK takes him time laughing and closes the lid. CYKOTICK WINS!! NEW T.V. CHAMP!! NEW T.V. CHAMP!! THE PA plays the INSANITY is coming over it again. CYKOTICK looks up with a smile to see SPECIAL K at the top of the ramp.

Crumb: Cykotick wins the TV Title thanx to my mad man, Special K.

Troy: A little outside help never hurt anyone. But right now we go to a live broadcast from San Juan, Puerto Rico at the El Morro, which is the oldest Fort on the world for the Hardcore Title Match.

Hamed and Romeo are in inside of the castle the ref is holding both men back and then gives them the signal to fight he gets out of the way as Hamed throws Romeo into a wall and he rubs Romeos face into the wall as well cutting him open a bit, Hamed drags Romeo upstairs. At the top of the stair way Hamed kicks Romeo making him fall all the way back down to the bottom, Hamed slides down the banister as Romeo is getting up he is kicked in the face knocking him back down again. Hamed drags Romeo back upstairs and takes him out to the deck looking over the mountains on the outside he throws Romeo into a cannon, and slams his head into it again. Hamed finds a cannon ball and throws it at Romeo who catches it but the weight makes him fall backwards. Hamed picks up another cannon ball and drops it on Romeo's chest he is gasping for air now. Hamed picks up Romeo and tried to throw him off the top of the castle but Romeo stops him and hits russian leg sweep reversing the momentum. Romeo grabs a cannon ball and tries to drop it on Hamed's chest but he rolls out of the way and it lands on Romeo's foot. Hamed is up and he pushes Romeo over onto his back he climbs on one of the cannon's and hits a moonsault onto Romeo he makes a cover…one…two…kickout by Romeo. Hamed picks up Romeo...he looks behinds him its about 100 feet into the ocean...hurricanrana into the ocean...No, Romeo reverses it...Crying Soul over the edge...it sends Hamed plummeting into the ocean!

Troy: Our broadcast has been cut! I guess Romeo must of won with the Crying Soul into the ocean.

Crumb: But, there was no pin or submission!

Troy: Well you go to PR and figure out the ending ok?

Crumb: Anyways, whats next

Troy: Next up is Sweet Tooth and Chris Hasset for the Americas Title.

"Pay the Man" by Offspring brings Chris Hasset out from the back and into the ring.

"Boggy Woggy Woo" by ICP brings the UWF Americas Champion Sweet Tooth to the ring.

Chris Hasset attacks the champ from behind as the lights go out. Lights go back on, and Sweet Tooth is ontop of Chris pounding on his head. The ref signals the bell and quickly warns Sweet Tooth. He pushes Sweet Tooth out, as Chris makes his way to his feet. Sweet Tooth now with Chris In a headlock. Chris tries to counter off the ropes, but fails and they both stumble to the floor. Sweet Tooth breaks the hold and both men get up. They both lock up, Sweet Tooth get's the advantage, WRAPS HIS HAND AROUND CHRIS'S NECK!!! CHOKESLAM!!!!! Sweet Tooth picks up BUT Chris Hasset suprized Sweet Tooth with that drop kick. Out of no where, Chris with a short arm closeline!! Sweet Tooth scrambles to the corner. The Ref now pushing Chris away. Sweet Tooth get's to his feet. Sweet Tooth, wants to test Chris's strength. Sweet Tooth takes a short cut and kicks Chris in the midsection. He then hooks Chris for a DEVASTING suplex. Sweet Tooth in control again, takes Chris's leg, and drops his elbow into the kneecap. Chris counters, with a kick to the head. and quickly slaps on a painful Armbar.... He slides himself out of the ring, with that armbar as he now drags Sweet tooth shoulder over to the steel post. CHRIS SLAMS Sweet tooths ARM ACROSS THAT STEEL POST!!!!!! Chris walks around the outside, and grabs a chair. He takes a swing at Sweet Tooth's arm, but only hits Metal. Sweet Tooth on the floor in pain... Chris Hasset sees that chance, and ascends to the top... 6'9 to the top!!!! MY GOD, WHAT AN ELBOW TO THE SMALL LITTLE BACK!!!!! JEEZ!!!! Chris, now picks up Sweet Tooth. DOUBLE ARM UNDERHOOK SUPERPLEX!!! Sweet Tooth better get a second wind!!! GUIENTINE LEG DROP!!! OH, only one think left for Chris to do.... Chris picks up Sweet Tooth, LETHAL INJECTION!!!!!!!!! COVER, 1...2...3...!!!

Crumb: We have a New Americas Champion, Chris Hasset!

Troy: This man just keeps climbing ladder to stardom. Next up we have a Special Revenge Match.

Crumb: Wait whats this?

The lights begin flickering and then go out!

Troy: Look! Chris Hasset is tied up at ringside on the floor and he seems to be covered in blood. And look theres CWolvie peeking out from the curtain!

Crumb: This has to be CWolvie's handy work. I guess he wants Chris Sunday and by the look on Chris's face, he'll get him!

"Living Danger" by Rob Zombie plays and Evolution X member RA comes to the ring.

"Dragula" by Rob Zombie plays and the former Hardcore Champion, CWolvie re-appears and makes his way to the ring.

CWolvie already in the ring, eagerly waiting for Ra.... Ra music plays, but nothing happens... CWolvie, Starts to yell at the REF... Don't know what's happening.... Lights from the rafters starts to flash, and the change from black and white straining the eyes of CWolvie and the crowd.... The crowd seems to enjoy the wierd lighting... The lights come back to normal, and you see RA BEHIND CWOLVIE!!!! A REVERSED DDT!!!! CWolvie still doesn't get it. RA picks up CWolvie, TIEUP, CWolvie applies a headlock out of the tieup. He then goes for a running bulldog but RA puts on the brakes and holds onto the ropes. CWolvie back up, goes for a closeline, RA ducks, RA off the ropes, CWolvie off the ropes, DOUBLE CLOSELINE!!!!!!! BOTH MEN HIT THE MAT HARD!!!!! RA making some movement, as CWolvie isn't far behind. RA get's to his feet, and run the ropes again, CWolvie stays down, get's up, LEAP Frog, CWolvie goes for a nice Drop Kick to the head of RA.. CWolvie walks over to RA, drops a knee to the midsection. CWolvie jumps to the outside, climbs the ropes, AND HITS A BIG ELBOW! CWolvie now in control, Whips RA into the turnbuckles. CWolvie charges like a mad bull BUT RA counters with a kick to the face. RA out of the corner, with stiff rights and lefts!!! RA locks up, and does an ATOMIC DROP, sending a shock wave up and down that spine. RA picks up CWolvie, CWolvie with a thumb in the eye. Sets up RA for a DDT. CWolvie now off the ropes, DRIVING ELBOWS TO THE HEAD!! CWolvie picks up RA, off the ropes, HURRICANRANA! NO COUNTERED BY RA, WITH A POWERBOMB!! RA now picks up CWolvie, SIDEWALK SLAM... RA taking advantage, and does a PENDULUM BACK BREAKER!!! CWolvie in pain. RA, wants to end this quickly, HE SETS UP FOR THE "WALK TO HEAVENS GATE" CWolvie slides out the back door as he doesn't want to be finished... CWolvie, starts to taunt RA, and the chase begins. CWolvie round the ring, slides back into the ring, waiting for RA... He starts to stomp as RA slides back into the ring... CWolvie, with a fishermen suplex.... CWolvie not wasting time, and sets RA up for the POWERKLAW!!!! CWolvie has the FrontFace lock secure, prepares to finish the move, NO RA COUNTERS and flips over CWolvie... REVERSED DDT!!!!!! Great skill, and knowledge shown by both wrestlers!!! CWolvie starts to get angry.

Troy: Wait here comes Chris Hasset into the ring with a chair and he just nailed CWolvie over the head with it!

Crumb: And here comes Sweet Tooth as well and goes right after Chris Hasset. Chris cant fight off these two men!

Troy: RA is back up and all four men begin to duke it out, security is in and break it up!

Crumb: This sets up an exciting Senseless Violence, but who wins tonight.

Troy: I guess the match is a no contest.

Crumb: Well, we have the special No DQ match between my man Special K and Slash.

"One" by Metallica plays and the former Americas Champion Slash makes his way to the ring.

"Whats it Like" by Everlast bring Special K down to the ring with a mic in hand.

Slash jumps him and takes the mic from his hand. he starts hitting him with the mic. Slash is shouting who sucks now. Slash throws the mic out of the ring, and throws K to the ropes and hits him with a dropkick to the face. Special K is laughing on the ground, and Slash picks him up. Bodyslam. 1...2... NO! Special K got his right shoulder up. Slash lifts him up, and kicks him in the stomach. Powerbomb! 1...2... NO! Special K got out of it again. Special K rolls to the outside, and he is standing in front of EX. he looks right at RA and starts laughing at him. RA kicks him in the stomah and rolls him into the ring. Slash walks over to there Special K is on his knees, but gets a punch to the groin by Special K. Special K gets up, and throws him to the ropes... SKY HIGH!!! 1...2... NO! Slash got his left Shoulder up. Special K throws him to the ropes again and follows in with a shoulder block. Slash goes over the top and onto the apron. Special K goes for a suplex to bring him inside. NO! It is reversed! Brainbuster from the ring to the floor! Special K Is hurting! Slash is stomping him! Slash walks around to get a chair, and Special K is getting up. Slash sees this and walks back with chair in hand. Slash rams K's head into the chair, and starts to get back in the ring. K follws him up, and grabs himon the apron. OH MY GOD! Side Russian Legsweep! Slash hit his on the chair! Special K rolling Slash into the ring, and he walks over towards EX. He is mocking them! They all jump him! he just kicked Dante Burn in the groin! Dub just got him in a DDT! The ref is trying to break this up, but he can't! Slash is getting up in the ring. Cykotick runs in from the crowd! Shock Therapy! On the outside Special K is getting hammered, and the ref didn't see Cykotick in the ring! here comes CWolvie and Sweet Tooth! They are taking on EX! Ref is trying to break that up! CWolvie and Sweet Tooth are taking a beating from the 4 EX members! Special K rolls inside the ring. Cykotick is stomping on Slash! Special K. Special K is going to te top Rope. Cykotick picks up Slash! he has him on his shoulders! SPINNING X-FACTOR! SPECIAL K HOOKS ON THE CEREAL KILLER! Ref slides back into the ring! Slash is unconscious! There's the bell! Special K Wins! EX is in the ring! There is a huge brawl! Cykotick in with a Chair! EX leaves with Slash! CWolvie has a mic.

CWolvie: Laides and Whores, You are looking at the group that will take out EX. INSAN.....

Troy: OH MY GOD! Special K just hit him in the back of the head with a chair! He is repeatedly hitting him! Sweet Tooth is getting hammered by Cykotick! Shock Therapy! Special K!!! Empty Bowl on CWolvie! They switch! Special K has the Cereal Killer on Sweet Tooth! Cykotick hits CWolvie with Shock Therapy! Special K is going outside! he is setting up a table! Cykotick has locked on an Ankle Lock on CWolvie! Special K puts Sweet Tooth on the table! he is piling chairs on top of him! Special K slides back into the ring, and Cykotick and Special K grab CWolvie in a Double Razors Edge! NO! They just gave him a running Liger bomb over the top rope onto te chairs stacked up on Sweet Tooth! The table is Shattered! Here come the paramedics! Special K has a mic.

Special K: HEHEHEHEHEHEHEHHEHE!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA!!! This Group isn't going to work out! HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA!!! Howeever this group (pointing at himself and Cykotick), will. Call us, The Insane Asylum! HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH!!!

Crumb: Yeah K, Yeah!

Troy: What a travisity! But we cant waste anytime next up we have the first match of the series between Dub and Chaostic for the UWF World Title.

"Faith" by Limp Bizkit plays and out comes the challenger Chaostic he gets in the ring and walks around with a very serious look on his face.

"Walk" by Kilgore plays and out comes the UWF World Champ Dub!

Troy: The Champ is stopping at a beautiful young lady at ringside and gives her a big kiss and hug. HE must know her.

Troy: Yup, Dub just told us that is his Tiffany. Well now he needs to get into the ring which he does and this match under way.

The bell sounds and they lock up, Chaostic walks Dub into the corner and goes to hit him but Dub ducks and he hits the turnbuckle Dub turns around and kicks a mud hole in Chaostic. Dub whips him out of the corner and and follows him into the other side with a clothesline. Chaostic falls to the mat as Dub drops a corkscrew leg drop on the back of the head, he stands up and plays to the crowd as Chaostic gets to his feet and dropkicks Dub who has his back turned out of the ring. Chaostic slides to the outside and gets a chair he sits Dub on it and dropkicks him on the chair knocking him and the chair over. Chaostic rolls Dub into the ring and hits the Special Ingredient on Dub he rolls on top of him and hooks the leg the ref counts…one…two…kickout by the champion. Chaostic picks Dub up again and locks on a bearhug in the middle of the ring he squeezes on the back as Dub screams in pain. Dub can not get to the ropes nor can he fight out of it. Dub out of desperation kicks Chaostic low breaking the hold. Dub falls to the mat holding his back. Chaostic stomps on the back as Dub rolls out of the ring. Chaostic goes to the outside and throws Dub in the ring he tosses a chair into the ring as well. He waits for Dub to get up and turn around, he swings as Dub turns around but Dub ducks, Chaostic turns around and Dub hits The Dubinator out of nowhere!!!! Dub can't make the pin though!!! He has it won!! Dub slides over to Chaostic and lays his arm over the top of Chaostic….one….two…..thr….KICKOUT BY CHAOSTIC!! Dub is on his feet now he whips Chaostic into the ropes and nails him with a dropkick he makes a cover…one..two…kickout by Chaostic. Dub picks up Chaostic and slams him to the mat he climbs to the top and hits a frogsplash, cover….one…two…thr…kickout by Chaostic! Dub picks up Chaostic and nails him with a t-bone suplex. Dub picks up Chaostic and sends him into the corner he puts himself and Chaostic on the top rope and goes for a superplex but Chaostic reverses it and hits "The Drop Off"!!!!! He cant make a pin either….Chaostic gets up and doesn't go for the pin, he has Dub up and goes for a stunner but Dub pushes him into the ropes and Chaostic comes off of the ropes and gets nailed with a superkick Dub falls on top of him…one….two…thr….kickout once again by Chaostic. Dub is up he goes for a huricanrana but Chaostic turns it into a sit-down powerbomb…one…two…thr…kickout by Dub!! Chaostic whips Dub into the ropes and hits him with a big powerslam….one…two…thr…kickout yet again by the UWF World Champ! Chaostic brings Dub into the corner and nails a chop on him he puts him up on the top and goes up top as well. Chaostic sets him up for The Drop Off but Dub pushes him off Chaostic lands hard on the mat Dub jumps off of the top and hits a Shooting Star Press…one…two…three!!!!

Troy: Dub takes the first match is this best of three series!

Crumb: Nothing but luck, Chaostic will win Sunday.

Troy: Yup Round Two is this Sunday, but for today we are outta time. For Bald Crumb and myself this was UWF's Wednesday Armageddon and we'll see you at Sunday Senseless Violence!


(Camera fades to black)

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