***CHAMPIONS REIGN SUPREME***
Wednesday, February 3rd, 1999
from the Skydome in Toronto, Canada

Troy Farina: Hello and Welcome to the first ever UWF PPV, Champions Reign Supreme!

Bald Crumb: Ya, everybody is here to see that the Dream Cereal can take out anybody any time.

Troy Farina: We will see. We are LIVE from Toronto, Ontario Canada, and we have 8 matches tonight, 4 title matches including The UWF Heavyweight Championship.

Bald Crumb: You know, you are almost as bad as my last Co-host, ALMOST!

Troy Farina: Thanks, lets get to the ring for our first match! This is for a Number 1 contender spot for the TV Title! Here comes Blood Angel!

Refuse and Resist by Sepultura plays, and out walks Blood Angel. He is the first man to ever walk through the curtains of the UWF. he gets into hte ring, and waits for his opponent. Got the life by KoRn fillls the arena, and out walks all 6'7" of Vinny Vegas. He gets in the ring, and Instantly starts off with a staredown in the middle. Blood Angel kicks him right in the stomach, and Vinny is doubled over. Swinging Neck-breaker by Blood Angel and Vinny is down hard. Angel is back up and he is picking up Vinny on his shoulder. Powerslam! 1...2... NO! Vinny got his left shoulder up. Blood Angel irish whip into the Ropes is reversed.. Vinny hits a sidewalk slam! he is working on the lower back, and he has Angel in a Camel Clutch! Blood Angel is screaming but he won't give it up! He is geting up with Vinny on his back, He swings Vinny around, but VEGAS HITS A BULLDOG! He is climbing to the top rope! GUILLOTINE LEG DROP!! NO! ANGEL MOVED! Angel is up, and he is lifting up Vinny off the ground. Blood Angel hooks on a Sleeper! Vinny is going down! he is on one knee, and now Both! Ref raises the arm once... twice... Vinny is up! He has Blood Angel on his back! Rams him into the corner back first! Blood Angel sitting on the top! Vinny runs, Springboard Hurracanrana from the top!!!!! He goes for the cover, 1...2... NO! Vinny is up, and he is on the outside. he reaches under hte ring, and grabs a table! he sets the table up, and climbs back into the ring. Blood Angel is just getting up, and Vinny hits with a DDT! Blood Angel is motionless on the ground! Vinny drags him over to the corner and is sitting him on the top! Vinny backs up and gets a running start.. Huracanrana to the outside!!! NO! BLOOD ANGEL REVERSED IT INTO A POWERBOMB RIGHT THROUGH THE TABLE FROM THE TOP ROPE!!! VINNY IS BROKEN IN HALF! They are both lying on the outside, and are not moving! 1...2...3...4 the ref is counting! 6...7... Bllod Angel is up, and he rolls in the ring, then back out breaking the count. he picks up Vinny and rolls him into the ring, and makes his way up to the top rope. Flying Elbow to the sternum! cover, 1...2... Vinny got his foot on the bottom rope! Blood Angel to the top again! Vinny is up, FLying body-press by Angel! Caught By Vinny and Driver by Vegas! He gets up, and is sitting in the corner. Blood Angel is getting up slowly, but Vinny comes over to help out. Irish Whip into the ropes, goes for a backbody drop, NO! BLOOD ANGEL REVERSED IT INTO SANGIUNIUS KISS!!! COVER, 1...2...3! Blood Angel pulls out the victory!

Bald Crumb: Look at those two! Falkor could kill both of them!

Troy Farina: Well that remains to be seen, but Blood Angel just secured himself a shot against Matt MacDonald for Sunday. We got our first Title match coming up, and it is for the Light Heavyweight belt.

Bald Crumb: I gotta tell you Troy, honestly, I think that this title should be abolished, no light weights are ever any good!

Troy Farina: How can you say that? Just look at guys like Mysterio, Malenko and Jericho.

Bald Crumb: But look at guys like Falkor, he could kill anybody, now stop your fronting and lets get to the match.

Boogy Woogy Woo by ICP plays and out walks the challenger. he struts to the ring, and climbs in. Evenflow by Pearl Jam plays, and out walks the champion o a HUGE pop. he slides in the ring, gets up, and gets kicked in the face by Sweet Tooth. Legere is slowly getting up, but he is. he turns around right into..... THE CLOWN DROP!!! 1...2...3!!! New Champion!!! Legere Lost his title!

Bald Crumb: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! I told ya, Lightweights suck! At least Legere does! HAHAHAHAHAHA!!

Troy Farina: Tough loss for legere, but great win for Sweet Tooth, Winning his first Title here in the UWF.

Bald Crumb: Well, He still sucks. Just look at him.

Troy Farina: Ya, that is your opinion. We have next a challenge match from Executioner to Hexum.

Hexum is greeted to a decent pop as he walks to the ring while 311's "Down" plays over the crowd. He gets in the ring and waits for his opponent. The heavy guitar of Rammstein's "Du Hast" is heard as Executioner stalks to the ring. He gets in and Hexum starts early. Hexum pounds on his back and sends him to the ropes. Executioner hits a flying clothesline and starts laying the boots to his fallen opponent. He picks Hexum up and whips him to the corner, and hits a body splash. He lets Hexum go down as he taunts to the crowd, they don't like him, but it gives Hexum time to recuperate. He gives Ex a scoop slam and falls with an elbow drop. Hexum is starting to apply an ankle lock, but Executioner pokes him in the eyes! Hexum rolls out of the ring to get himself together, but Executioner flys over the top and lands a body press.

Troy Farina: Man, that guy's nuts! Somebody needs to have him examined!

Bald Crumb: Shaddap! I'm beginning to like this guy!

Executioner picks Hexum up, and throws him into the security rail. The fans are loving it and one pours his beer on Hexum's head. Hexum turns around to face him, and as he does Executioner delivers a back suplex onto the steel steps! Hexum landed very awkwardly on the steps and his back is feeling it. The referree demands the match return to the ring, so Executioner throws his opponent back in. Hexum rolls in, but is unable to stand up. He is face- down on the mat, and Executioner climbs to the ropes. Centaun Bomb!! Right on Hexum's spine! He is screaming in pain. Executioner picks him up and delivers an atomic drop! Now Executioner is moving in, and he drapes Hexum in the corner, with his face in the turnbuckle. Executioner delivers a forearm to Hexum's back, and another! Hexum's back must be hurting! Executioner continues with the forearms, but now the ref has intervened. So Executioner grabs the back of his head, and Hexum receives a reverse DDT! Executioner sits Hexum up and gives him a dropkick right to the back. Executioner is calling for the Death Penalty! He throws Hexum to the ropes, but Hexum slides between his legs, DROPKICK! Executioner falls to the corner, and Hexum stands up on the second. He starts punching and the crowd is with him, 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10!! Hexum drops down, but he sits his opponent onto the top turnbuckle. THE HEX! HE'S GOING FOR THE HEX! The crowd is waiting to see it, but Hexum hasn't stopped playing to them! Exectioner pushes him off! Hexum staggers to his feet, but he's facing the opposite corner! Dropkick right to the back! Executioner is laughing at Hexum, and walks over to his fallen foe. Executioner:"Bow before my Power!!!" Executioner throws Hexum to the ropes, and delivers the DEATH PENALTY!!! A POWERSLAM BACKBREAKER!!! Executioner covers, 1, 2, 3!!! What a victory! Executioner is still laughing at Hexum! He's not done yet! He stands over his opponent, grabs his head, and applies a Camel Clutch! Hexum is screaming and tapping at the same time!

Troy Farina: Executioner is crazy, he's already got the win, why must he do this, somebody's gotta get out here and help Hexum!

Bald Crumb: Well, if you feel so strongly about it, why don't you go in?

Troy Farina: No Way! He's liable to pull out all my hair, and make me look like a moron!

Executioner finally releases it after half a dozen refs come down to stop him. He laughs one more time at Hexum, and yells at every fan that boos him on his way back.

Troy Farina: What a great, great Debut for both men, but Executioner just came out on top.

Bald Crumb: Again, no talent in those boys. Why do they even try? Executioner is just Crazy!

Troy Farina: Well, once again, that is your opinion. We have a Ladder match next. Muscleman vs. Menace

Bald Crumb: Well, I have seen Muscleman wrestle and I am gonig to put my money on Menace.

Doo Wop by Lauryn Hill plays, and out walks Muscleman, UNDER the ladder. Once again, Gott the Life by KoRn plays, and Menace walks out. he gets in the ring, and is instantly jumpped by Muscleman with a flurry of Kicks and punches. Menace retaliates with a rake to the eyes. he gets up, and hit s a running Clothesline, and Muscleman is down and on the outside. Menace goes out the other side and grabs the ladder. he is bringing toward the ring, NO! MUSCLEMAN JUST HIT HIM IN THE FACE WITH A CHAIR! Menace is busted wide open! Muscleman sets up the ladder on the outside! He placed the chair on Menaces face... GUILLOTINE LEGDROP!!! MENACE IS BLEEDING ALL OVER THE PLACE! Muscleman, bringing the ladder into the ring, and he is setting it up! He is climbing! WAIT! Menace is on the top! Dropkick!!! Muscleman is caught in the ropes! Menace going to the outside, and reaching under the ring... A Broom? he has a broom, and he is positioning it on Muscleman's knee... Menace from the top, OH MY GOD!! he just broke it in half over his knee!!! He has the ladder now and he is setting it up! He is climbing and he is at the top! he reaches for the flag! NO! he stopped? what the hell? he is looking down at Muscleman who is holding his knee. Menace looks concerned, SHIT NO!!! SHOOTING STAR PRESS! HE LANDED RIGHT ON THE KNEE OF MUSCLEMAN! Menace goes over and picks up the fallen Ladder. he is holding it... HE JUST WHACKED HIM IN THE HEAD! THEY ARE BOTH BLEEDING NOW! menace puts Musclemans knee in between the sides, and he is climbing to the top! CENTON BOMB!!! NO! HE GOT HIS KNEE OUT AND MENACE LANDS HARD ON THE LADDER! They are both down and the ladder is bent to hell! There is no way they can climb up the ladder now. Muscleman is the first one up, but he is wobbling on his left knee. He grabs Menace, and... PILEDRIVER ONTO THE LADDER! THE LADDER IS BENT IN HALF ALMOST! Muscleman to the outside looking under the ring for another ladder, but he can't find one! he goes into the back area, and he is looking all over. Menace is on the outside and he is pulling two tables out from under the ring? He has them both in the ring, and he has one set up. he is putting the other one on top of that! he scales the Tables and he has the Flag! menace wins! he lies down with it, dripping blood all over the tables. Muscleman is coming back! WAIT! he just go jumped from behind by Frank "The Bandit" James! he hit him in the back of the head with the butt end of his pistol! he is in the ring now! Climbing the tables! HE JUST HIT THE QUICK DRAW ON TWO TABLES!!! THEY ARE SHATTERED! MENACE IS DEAD! HERE COME THE PARAMEDICS!!!

Bald Crumb: That was great! They both took a Fucking Beating! menace might be dead I am not sure, but DAMN!

Troy Farina: I am not sure if he will be ok, but he is on his way to the Hospital. What the hell was The Bandit doing here?

Bald Crumb: Apparently kicking some ass! DAMNIT! that rocked! What's up next?

Troy Farina: Well, we got the Americas Title match now. Let's get to it

What it's like by Everlast plays, and out walks Special K, followed by NightMare... His opponent. They are both in the ring, and they are staring each other square in the face. Special K stretches out his hand and Nightmare takes it. Special K turns around to walk back to his corner, but gets hit with a VISCIOUS CLOTHESLINE!!! Special K is down, and NightMare is standing over him! WAIT! Falkro walks down to ringside! he grabs a mic, and he is in the ring!

Falkor: What are you guys doing?!? See what they are trying to do to you? Don't let them! We will decide this the way WE want. Now, Paper, Rock, Scissors. NOW!

Special K who is just getting up, looks at NightMare, and titls his head. NighMare nods, and they do it. NightMare throws Rock, and Special K throws Paper! Special K wins, and NightMare is lying down. Special K with the cover, 1...2...3! Special K is the NEW Americas Champion! Dream Cereal is now in full effect as Puppet Master walks down to ringside. They are in the ring Raising there hands!

Troy Farina: Well, I guess they told us

Bald Crumb: YA! WHOOOOOO!!!!! Dream Cereal Rules! I told you they would leave with the belt!

troy Farina: No matter who won, they would leave with the belt

Bald Crumb: SHUT UP IDIOT!

Troy Farina: Ok, we have our Number 1 contender match for the Hardcore title now, and it is a Pinfalls Cont anyw..... We have something saying that they are going at it in the back! Lets go to it!

CWolvie is standing over top of Iron Man holding a Fire Hydrant, and shouting RUSTY! RUSTY! He picks him up, and hits a DDT onto a Chair! CWolvie walks over to the Janitors room, and comes out with a bag. He dumps the bag on the floor, and the contents spill out. Barbwire, Thumbtacks, Nails, Paint Can, a Hubcap! He walks back over to Iron Man and Picks him up... He goes for a RUNNING LIGERBOMB!!! RIGHT ONTO THE PILE OF WEAPONS! IRON MAN'S BACK IS RIPPED APART! CWOLVIE GETS UP LAUGHING! POWERKLAW ONTO THE PILE!!! IRON MAN'S FACE IS BUSTED WIDE OPEN!! COVER, 1...2... NO! PALE RIDER JUST CAME OUT AND INTERUPTED THE COUNT! HE IS HITTING CWOLVIE WITH A BYCICLE!! HE JUST DROPPED THAT, AND HE PULLS A CAN OF SPRAY PAINT! HE JUST PAINTED CWOLVIES FACE! HE CAN'T SEE! Pale Rider walks away with CWolvie clawing at his face! PALE RIDER IS BACK WITH A CASE OF COKE? HE JUST CRASHED IT ALL OVER CWOLVIE'S HEAD! HE FALLS RIGHT ON TOP OF IRON MAN!!! 1...2...3!!! CWOLVIE WINS, BUT BOTH MEN, ARE DEMOLISHED! What a Match!

Troy Farina: What a crazy match! that was just a brawl! Iron Man was out before the match even got started!

Bald Crumb: SHIT! Cwolvie got punked bad! His ass got busted by Pale Rider who has been petitioning for a hardcore title shot and he gets Iron Man on Snday if he can compete!

Troy Farina: True, and now we have our Tag team Championship match!

Bald Crumb: Yeah, like it'll even resemble a match, my boys are gonna destroy them, you wanna know why?

Troy Farina: I'm afraid to ask, but why?

Bald Crumb: Because without Dream Cereal THERE IS NO SHOW!!!

The match begins with "Sabotage" by the Beastie Boys. The F'N Show, of Evolution-X, made up of Dante Burn and Dub come down to a big pop. They seem very prepared for their match up. They stand and wait for their opponents, who enter the ring to Green Jelly's "Orange Krunch". As soon as the music starts up, so do the boo's. Special K and Falkor of Dream Cereal come through the curtains, and are ignorant to the crowd. They seem angry, and their anger is concentrated on their opponents in the ring, but before the match can begin, Special K grabs the mic.

Special K: Prez Kellen? Or whoever is in charge now! Listen up! Me and le big man have had it up to here with having titles stripped, changed and being unified. Everyone in this fed, I don't know what it's called, knows that me and Falkor own the gold, and rule the world. After we dispose of these two idiots, we're gonna come after you, and beat into your head, that no one can stop us, and that the gold is where it belongs, and where it's gonna stay!

Dream Cereal drop the mic, and the ref comes to the middle of the ring, and lifts up the brand-new UWF tag team world championship belts. Special K and Dub will start this match. K and Dub lock up and Special K applies a side head lock. Dub walks him over to the ropes, and shoots him across the ring, Special K delivers a high-knee lift! He picks up Dub and delivers a suplex. He grabs Dub, and gives him a shoulder breaker. Special K covers. Not even a ONE count! Dub kicked out with authority! Special K goes for a clothesline, but Dub ducks, and gives him a standing side kick! Special K is dazed, but stands his ground until Dub knocks him to the outside. Special K is down! He may have been knocked out by the fall! Dub goes outside, and picks him up for T-Bone, but Special K low blows him! Special K is getting his wind back, but he sin't resting. He has Dub, in a... RUNNING LIGERBOMB!!! He goes over to his corner to make the tag. Falkor in now, and he is standing over Dub. he bends down to pick him up, and Dub squrms away. he slides to his corner and makes a tag. Dante Burn with a Spring board cross body block! Falkor catches him! Dub with one now! Falkor catches him too! HE POWERSLAMMED THEM BOTH!!! He makes a pin, 1...2... NO! They both kicked out! Falkor stands up and grabs Dante by the hair. he picks him up for a Suplex, NO! Dante goes over top, then through Falkors legs! Falkor doesn't know where he is! Dante with a Leg sweep, and Falkor is down! he is working on the knee! He drags him over to the corner... FIGURE 4 AROUND THE RINGPOST! SPECIAL K COMING AROUND TO HELP, BUT HE IS MET BY A CLOTHESLINE FROM THE RING APRON BY DUB! NIGHTMARE JUST CAME OUT OF THE CROWD WITH A FRYING PAN! HE JUST CLOBBERED DANTE WITH IT! HE ROLLS HIM IN THE RING, AND HE ROLLS FALKOR IN TOO! Special K and Dub are brawling in the stands, they are not even a part of this match! They are back in the dressing room area! Falkor has Dante in a Powerbomb position... Powerbomb!! NO! HUracanrana on the big guy! He just got smashed Head first into the ground! 1...2... NO! Falkor broke free! Special K coming back to ringside now, Dub isn't. Where is he? Special K comes in the ring, and he is hammering away on Dante! NightMare slides in a chair... EMPTY BOWL!!! FALKOR HAS HIM NOW... EPITAMY!!! DANTE IS UNCONSCIOUS! THEY ARE GESTURING IN NIGHTMARE... HE BRINGS IN THE FRYING PAN! HE LAYS IT DOWN ON THE GROUND, AND..... INSTANT DEATH!!! THERE'S THE BELL! F'N SHOW WILL WIN THIS BY DQ, BUT DANTE IS TAKING A LICKING! HE IS IN THE CEREAL KILLER!! Here comes Dub, and he is bleeding! What the Hell? Bleeding Romeo is with him, and Dream Cereal are scattering. They made there point, but F'N SHOW are taking home the belts! If They hadn't of cheated, I honestly think that F'N SHOW would have won anyways!

Troy Farina: Look at those Cowards! They hit and run!

Bald Crumb: That is as Smart as it gets you idiot! YA!! DREAM CEREAL!!!

Troy Farina: We are down to the main Event of the evening now. This match will find out who is the UWF Champion of the World. lets get to it

Bleeding Romeo, the Champion of NMWA, and Talk Show Host, the Champion of DHW, meet in the center of the ring, as they comence the bad mouth on each other. Talk Show Host is met with a vicious kick from Romeo as he couldn't past up the oppertunity. Talk Show Host cowardly squirms to the corner, Romeo slowly cautionly close in, but Talk Show Host slides out of the ring. The ref begins to count while Talk Show Host stops by and interviews a fan. The ref warns The Host as he begins to climb upon the apron. He then demands Romeo to step away, as he is getting anxoius on facing the Champion Talk Show Host claims to be. The Champ of DHW finally gets into the ring and Romeo rushes out of the corner with a flying closeline. Romeo then picks up the daze Host and sets him up for a Atomic Leg Drop. With Talk Show Host on his back, Romeo begins to work on the small little back. Consistent legdrops are put across the back of the screaming DHW World Champion. Romeo picks up the dead body and appiles a picture perfect DDT. Romeo wraps his fingers around his throat...way up!!! And crashing down to the canvass! What a choke slam! Talk Show Host trying to coming back and takes a swing...Romeo blocks it! Legsweep and a BIG splash! Talk Show Host is flattened! Talk Show Host is looking to take a breather in the corner...here comes ROMEO! BIG avalanche! Talk Show Host crumples to the mat. The Crowd now really into the match, scream there lungs out as they cheer for the action inside. Talk Show Host is leaving! He's had enough and is heading back to the dressing room. The ref's count is up to six and here comes Romeo! He dropkicks him from behind and now he's dragging Talk Show Host back to the ring...by the ear!!! OH! It spills out of the ring again! Romeo whips Talk Show Host into the guard rail! Now Romeo tries to ram Talk Show Host head into the metal steps. Talk Show Host gets his head bounced off the hard steel and both roll back under the bottom rope! Romeo grabs a hold of his ankles...BIG slingshot! Talk Show Host sails though the air. His head connects with the steel post!!! Out cold! Romeo, poseing for the fans, and is met with thousand of blinding flashes, as they all want a peice of Romeo. Romeo walks over to Talk Show Host and prepares to finish him off with a heart punch. Talk Show Host stubling down to the canvas is pulled by Romeo as The NMWA champ sets Talk Show Host for the CRYING SOUL!!! Talk Show Host out cold, as Romeo quickly pinning the Dhw Champ. 1...2...3...

Troy Farina: What a show! What a PPV, what a way to start of the UWF! We have got to go, but before we do, we have to say this...

Bald Crumb: SHUT UP! We don't have anything to say! See you on Senseless Violence!

(Camera fades to black)

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