Sunday May 2, 1999
Charlotte Coliseum in Charlotte, NC
Camera pans into a sold out Charlotte Coliseum for Sunday Night Senseless Violence!!
Troy Farina: Welcome to Senseless Violence here in Charlotte, North Carolina! Whoa...here comes IA..
Special K is laughing his head off with Bedlam and Romeo, and Money looks all business. Special K gets in the ring, and grabs the mic first.Special K: HAHAHA! Well well well, the interview time has finally been given to the Unstable Stable. Well, it comes down to one thing tonight... Unknown. HEHEHEHHE! Where are you now hun? Where?
Troy: Romeo has gone under the ring and gets four umbrellas.
Special K: Unknown, we know you are the kind of guy that hits from a far like a coward, so we are prepared. HAHAHAHA! So, whenever you want to show up, you will belong to us, plain and simple! HAHAHAHHA!!!
Some scary type of music starts to play all of the IA members turn towards the entrance when the lights go out...they finally come back on and Special K is gone! A man in all black and a ski mask stands at the entrance ramp he waves as IA runs after him he runs through the entrance way.
Troy: Is the Unknown man going to strike early and often tonight? Will see on a big Sunday Night Senseless Violence!!
Bald Crumb: Tonight we have the National and Hardcore titles up for grabs. Let's get right into the action.
"All-Star" by Smashmouth plays and out comes Dub from the back he enters the ring and yanks the mic out of the ring announcers hand.
Dub: It seems you fans don't like the new ring announcer so I am here to remove him from the arena this evening.
The crowd noise is unbelieveable! Dub grabs the ring announcer and scoops slams him to the mat and hits a corkscrew legdrop he climbs to the top rope and jumps off hitting a corkscrew moonsault!! Dub gets up and grabs the mic…
Dub: By the way that move is called Hydro Thunder.
Dub drops the mic and picks up the ring announcer and carrys him out of the arena.
Bald: Like I was saying let's get to our first match of the evening…
"Just go" by Straind plays over the speakers as Chaostic makes his way down to ringside."Paranoid" by Black Sabbath blares forth, and out comes Metal.
The two men stare each other down and lock up. The bigger Metal gets the advantage and tosses Chaostic to the mat. Metal flexes off to the crowd and Chaostic with a double axehandle from behind. Chaostic tosses him out of the ring and follows suit. Chaostic throws Metal into the steps, NO, reversed! Metal attempts to follow up but gets a boot to the gut. Chaostic and Metal are exchanging punches. Lefts and rights by both men find their mark. They hit each other at the same time and fall to the floor. The bell rings, the referee declares a double count out! The crowd cheers that the embarassment of a match is over!
Troy: That one got out of control in a hurry…maybe these two will meet again next week and end this one in the ring this time.
Bald: Noth…
Troy: No time for jokes tonight Bald we don't have all the time in the world tonight..damn hockey playoffs.
Bald: Don't knock hockey!!
Troy: Whatever let's go the ring for more action… Wait we need to back stage real quick...
There are 10 armed security guards in front of the IA locker room door to allow no one entry. The rooms air vents have been closed so nothing can enter there room it seems they have everything taken care off.Troy: Seems IA is taking no chances this week...let's get to the ring now...
The "Make em say uh" remix, blasts over the sound system, and the 6'5" and 260 pound Blade comes out to the ring. He slides into the ring and waits.
"Dueling Banjos" begins, and the crowd gives a hige pop. Koonta Kentei comes running to the ring in his bare feet.
Koonta jumps into the ring like a screaming savage, and attacks Blade. Blade grabs Toby, and tosses him to the mat. Toby up, and Blade slams him back down. Blade pulls up Toby, and suplexes him to the canvas. Blade rolls over, and puts Toby in a front facelock. Blade finally releases the hold, and pulls Toby up. Blade throws Toby to the ropes, but Toby falls and Blade trips over him and falls out to the floor. Toby up, and goes for a plancha off the apron, and nails Blade. Toby pulls Blade up, and pokes him in the eyes. Toby looks confused, and doesnt know what to do. Toby grabs Blade, and throws him into the ring post. Blade slowly gets up, and Toby throws him into the railing. The ref counts.... 3 - 4 - 5. Toby grabs a steel chair, and smashes it over the head of Blade. Toby goes over to the announcers table, and grabs a headset. He points to Blade.
Toby:"U sea dis peet o trayshe rite hare yo? he Be gitten da snawt beet owd hisself! I's iz goins two bea da Nashunel Chaimpon!"
Toby drops the headset as the ref comes out to get the action in the ring again. Toby throws Blade back in the ring. Toby pulls Blade up, and there it is... SLAVE DRIVER! Toby goes for the cover.... 1 2 3.
Bald: What did he say?
Troy: No idea….I hear there is some activate in the locker room we have a camera back there as we speak so let's go to the back..
The camera is shown walking around with Bedlam as he goes back to his locker room he gets to his door and there is a package in front of it…it reads: To Bedlam from your #1 fan! Bedlam looks around and brings the box into his room it is a huge box and very heavy he looks very concerned about whats in the box he leaves the box alone and goes into some strecthing and all of the sudden Pistol Hurricane jumps out of the box and attacks Bedlam he throws Bedlam into a wall then piledrives him! He runs out of the locker room before security gets there.
Troy: Bedlam totally got surprised there Bald…
Bald: Damnit where was IA?
Troy: Probably getting ready for there matches…speaking of matches its time to get back to the ring…
We Didn't Start the Fire" Blasts as Joey HartBreak makes his way down to Ringside. He cooly struts down to the ring side as the crowd boo.Living Dead Girl" Plays as Victoria Vixen makes her way down to Ringside
Joey HartBreak looking kinda uncomfortable in the corner as Victoria Makes her way into the ring. The ref signals for the bell as the match get's underway. They lock up with a CollorElbow Lockup. Joey slips behind with a firm waist lock. Victoria with the quick go around and counters with her own Waist Lock. Victoria with a BIG German SUPLEX!!!!!! HartBreak is stunned and crawls to the outside. The crowd starting to get into the match as they begin to thunder. HartBreak climbs up to the apron, Victoria charges but Joey jumps right back down. HartBreak now back in the ring, lockup with Victoria in the center once again. Victoria fakes the lockup and applies a headlock. Joey shoves Victoria off and runs the ropes. BIG FLYING FORARM!!! HartBreak picks up Victoria, SNAP SUPLEX!!!! Joey off the ropes, DRIVING ELBOW!!! Joey drags Victoria into the corner, climbs the ropes, MISSES THE MOONSULT!!!!!!!!!!!!! Victoria quickly to her feet, and starts to stomp away at HartBreak. Victoria picks up Joey and GUTWRENCH SUPLEX!!!!!!! Victoria now attemps a DDT but HartBreak counters with a Northern Lights Suplex! HartBreak with the cover!! 1..2. NO!!! HartBreak, picks up Victoria whips her to the turnbuckle. Follows up with a knee to the midsection!! Now sets her up on the Top Ropes.... HartBreak going for a SUPERPLEX!!!!! Victoria Shoves Joey to the mat, TOP ROPE DROPKICK!!!!!!!!!!!! Victoria now picks up HartBreak SNAPMARE TAKEDOWN!! Victoria follows up with a FRONTFACE DDT!!!!! Victoria in total control goes for a PILEDRIVER!!!!!!!! Victoria decides to hit the ropes, FLYING CLOSELINE KNOCKS HartBreak Silly!!!! HartBreak trying to mount an offence but Victoria Counters all punches thrown. Victoria Goes for the KNOCKOUT with a HAYMAKER!!!!!!!!!!! Victoria with an armbar. Victoria Drops straight down, now it's a painkiller armbar submission. HartBreak Fighting to stay alive as the crowd begin to roar!!!! Victoria smartly, releases and delivers an Elbow to the ribs. Victoria now confident climbs the ropes and poses... HartBreak makes his way up, RAZOR EDGE!!!!!!!!!!!! BOTH DOWN!!!! Victoria first to move, they both slowly get up, VICTORIA WITH A DEVASTINING SIDEWALK SLAM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Victoria celebrating in the ring like she won. HARTBREAK IS KNOCKED OUT COLD!!!!! Victoria poses and walks around the ring wasting time. Victoria approaches for the cover... WHAT IN BLOODY HELL!!!!! HARTBREAK WITH A SMALL PACKAGE!!!!!!!!!!!!! COVER 1...2...3...!!!!! DING DING DING!!!!!
Troy: Joey with a big, big win over one half of the UWF Tag Team Champions
Bald: For once I have something nice to say about another wrestler outside of IA…
Troy: Ok let's hear it
Bald: That Hartbreak reminds me a lot of Special K when he first started out
Troy: Geez Bald, you are just terrible…let's get back to the action…
"Theme for a Jackal" by Misfits plays as Devilock comes to the ring he gets a ok response and he enters the ring.
"Iron Man" by Black Sabbath plays and nobody comes out…
Troy: Well we saw Metal in action a bit ago where is Heavy?
Bald: I dunno but the ref is starting his ten count on Heavy…he is at nine and now ten..this one is over Devilock wins by count out.
Troy: Seeing as we had no match let's get right to the ring…
Some weird Industrial Music begins play and newcomer Reign comes to the ring for his debut.
"Boggy Woggy Woo" by ICP plays and former World Champion Sweet Tooth makes his way into the arena.
Reign walks right up to Sweet Tooth and challenges him to a test of strength...Sweet Tooth just laughs at newcomer...Reign challenges again..Sweet Tooth agrees and locks one hand and now the other, no Sweet Tooth with a kick to gut and then follows it up with a snap DDT...Sweet Tooth points down to Reign and laughs...Sweet Tooth picks him up...swinging neckbreaker...Sweet Tooth with cover...One, two, kickout by Reign...Sweet Tooth lifts him up again and whips him into the ropes...Sweet Tooth catches him with a vicious clothesline...it seems Sweet Tooth is playing with the rookie...Sweet Tooth is lifting him again...small package by Reign...One, Two, Sweet Tooth barely kickouts...Sweet Tooth is pissed and begins to stomp on Reign...picks up Reign...powerbomb...Cover by Sweet Tooth...One, two, Sweet Tooth picks him from the count guess he isnt done yet...he whips Reign into the ropes...Clown Drop (Frankensteiner)...One, Two, Three! Sweet Tooth gets back on the winning track!!!
Troy: Sweet Tooth back on the winning track .
Bald: The pyscho is back…
Troy: It seems the National Title match is next so let's get to the ring for are first of two title matches tonight…
Doggie Style plays and the challenger, Mad Dawg Manson makes his way into the ring.Troy: Next up we have a shot at the television title up for grabs… Both men are in the ring already so let's get down for the action
K-Pac is in Brahms face. He is trying to scare him away, but Brahm is not backing down. He is 7'4" for Christ sakes. Brahm just grabbed him by the throat, and he has him up in the air for a double arm chokeslam. Down hard onto the canvas. K-Pac has blood coming out of his mouth, he could have internal injuries after that. Brahm is lifting him up. Gorilla Press! Down goes K-pac again. Brahm is using his size and strentgh in this one. Brahm is lifting him up again, irish whip into the ropes, and a big boot by Brahm, followed by an elbow drop that nearly decapitated him! Brahm is up, and he drops another one on him. K-Pac is in serious trouble against the big guy. K-Pac rolls to the outside of hte ring to get some air. Brahm steps on leg over the top to follow, and K-pac grabs both his legs! He is wrenching down, straddling the top rope! Brahm is screaming in pain. K-Pac is punching him in the left Knee at the same time. K-Pac slides into the ring, and he goes to work on his left leg. Dropkick to the knee joint, and Brahm is barely standing. K-Pac is climbing to the top rope.. Missile Dropkick! K-Pac is hurting, he landed on his elbow, but Brahm isn't staying down. Atomic drop by K-Pac! INSTANT DEATH! Brahm is done, and holding his groin! 1...2...3! K-Pac wins! What the? Here comes a man in Black! He is beating the hell outta K-Pac! He just tossed him over the top rope! He has a mic now..."See You In Hell" by Grim Reaper begins, and Alan Frost comes out and walks to the ring. He is carrying a metal folding chair, and a crowbar.
"A Warm Place" By NIN plays. Jeff Boyardee comes out wearing his TV Title belt. He is followed to the ring by Lord Ezec. Boyardee takes off his title belt, and gets in the ring.
Boyardee and Frost come face to face in the middle of the ring. Neither of the men flinch. Frost still holding the metal chair, rears back and smacks Boyardee with it. Boyardee goes down, and gets back up slowly. Boyardee stands and stares at Frost. Frost with another chair shot, and Boyardee goes down again. Frost drops the chair, and grabs the crowbar. Boyardee gets up, and frost jabs Boyardee with the crowbar, then smashes him over the head with it. Boyardee goes down, and is bleeding from the head. Frost begins smashing Boyardees legs with the crowbar. Frost stops, and goes to the outside of the ring. He pulls a table from under the ring, and slides it into the ring. Frost Slides back in, and sets up the table. Boyardee is back up, and stares at Frost again. Frost runs at Boyardee, and knocks him down with a huge clothesline. Frost pulls Boyardee up, and smashes his head off the table. Frost lays Boyardee across the table, and goes to the top rope. Frost jumps off, and hits a big frog splash. He goes for the pin... the ref counts... 1 - 2 - kickout. Frost up, and pulls Boyardee to his feet. Boyardee just stands there and stares. Frost grabs Boyardee and powerbombs him on the broken table. Boyardee just lays there not moving. Frost falls ontop of Boyardee for the pin. The ref counts.... 1 - 2 - 3. Frost gets up and stares at the bloody Boyardee. He shakes his head, then leaves the ring. Boyardee rolls out, and takes his TV Title from Lord Ezec, and they walk out.
Troy: Wow! Very brutal that was...I have no idea how Jeff walked out under his own power tonight..
Bald: Hell he even impressed me!
Troy: Look Travis Monkey is in the ring and now has a mic..let's get to the ring to see what he has to say..
Travis Monkey: Welcome, and I know that this has been happening a lot lately in the UWF, but we are here to once agin congratulate the three competitors that competed in the WWC Tournament. Dub, Dante Burn and Special K! Now, we did successfully bring back a belt from that tourney... The NEW WWC Extreme Champion is... SPECIAL K!
Special K: HEHEHHEHE! That is right! Everyone thinks they are Hardcore and Extreme and the cat's ass! HAHAHAH! Well, I am the true Extreme/Hardcore Warrior! I am the only one of the misfits that could handle the Extreme Title, and Guess what? HEHEHHEHE! I am the only one that Deserved it!
Travis Monkey: Well, Dub, you made it all the way to the finals, what do you think about that?
Dub: I am very proud of myself. I defeated such big name stars as Tommy "PureMass" Braggans, and just being in the Final 8... well that is something that I will never forget.
Travis Monkey: Special K, we here at the UWF are very proud of you. You placed 3rd out of 64 competitors. What does it feel like?
Special K: HAHAHHA! It feels pretty good. All the ladies that Marcus got us, all the champagne, and especially the belt that I have... HEHHEHE! I am gonig to put out a challenge right here. Next Show. Armageddon, Hexum, remember our Grocery Store match? HEHEHHE! One more go at it, and it will NOT be for my coveted WWC Extreme Title! HAHAHHAHA! That is it!
Troy: Special K is walking out of the ring, and Dub just clubbed him in the back of the head! This feud is far from over, and after the viscious powerbomb that Dub got last show, I don't know what he is thinking about.
Bald: Someone save K! He is getting beaten on by Dub now with a chair! Look at Dub's face, he is a man possessed! Stop this!
Troy: Here comes Romeo! Dub bails out, and K is checking to make sure his belt is not scratched!
Troy: Main Event Time here on Senseless Violence...All three men have been introduced so let's get to the action!
Smiling Jack, and Easton are staring each other down, and Hexum just ran in with a double clothesline. Hexum picks up Jack, and he tosses him to the outside. He walks back over to Easton, and he lifts him up. Front face lock, into a DDT! Jack is on the outside, and he is getting a Chair. He brings it into the ring, and , he just nailked Hexum in the back of hte head! Jack lays the chair down, and he lifts Hexum back up. Onto his shoulder... Running Powerslam onto the chair! Jack is in complete control, and he is going outside to get another weapon! He is looknig under the ring, and he pulls out a table! He drags it to the aisle, and he is setting it up. Jack is now walking back to the ring. He grabs the chair.. BOOM! BOOM! a shot to the head for both guys. Jack is dragging Easton out of the ring, and he is setting him up on the table. Jack is going up to the top rope! NO! Hexum from the inside shoved him off, and he hit back first! Hexum now to the top. Splash! Easton just got punished through the table! Hexum is hurt to, and all the guys are out on the floor! Hexum is startingto stir, and he goes under the ring for another weapon. He grabs another Table! And he leans it up against the ring post. He is grabbing Jack now. Irish whip into the table! He just crashed through the table and hit shoulder first into the post! He is holding it like it might be broken! Hexum is in complete control. He grabs Easton, and he walks him to the entrance way. Hexum just went through the curtains. He is coming out with a dumpster! Hexum is pulling a garbage can out of the dumpster! He lays it down... He is going to bulldog Easton onto it. NO! Easton reverses it with a back suplex onto the can! Here comes Jack! He has the ring bell in his hands now! DING! he just clobbered Easton with it. Putting it on the ground now, Suplex onto the bell! Easton is hurting! Hexum is getting up slowly, and he is crawling behind the dumpster. Jack is lifting up Easton... Hexum just rammed them with the dumpster! He is running back to the ring now, and getting something from under the ring... A Ladder! He is bringing the ladder back to the dumpster! Jack and Easton are nailing each other behind the dumpster, and Hexum is setting up the ladder! He is climbing into the dumpster!? HeHexum is bringing out a bag filled with stuff. He is on the floornd emptying the bag. He just pulled out a VCR, and a Ming Vase! He now poured out the rest, and it is nails! Hexum just gave Jack and Easton a double knoggin-knocker! He is grabbing jack now. Pulling him up the ladder with him! Hexum ios going to suplex him off! NO! Wait, Special K and Bleeding Romeo! Special K quickly ascned the ladder. He just pushes Jack into the dumpster! What is this! He has Hexum... Double arm chokeslam! INto a Sky-High onto the pile of weapons! Hexum is outcold, and there are nails sticking out of his back, which is now ripped to shreds from he ming vase! Romeo has Easton now... Twisted Soul onto the concrete floor! He is covering him? Special K with the count, 1...2...3! What the? Romeo is raising his hands but he isn't even in the match! Romeo and K are going to the ring now. Romeo is taking the Hardcore Title! They are sitting in the ring, leaning in the corners! Easton is getting up slowly, and he is crawling over to Hexum. He makes the cover, 1...2...3! Easton wins! Here comes Special K and Romeo again. Special K and Romeo are lifting Easton over there head.. They just threw him in the dumpster. Now Hexum too.... Special Kis pulling out a lighter! NO! He just threw it in the dumpster! It is on Fire, and so are hexum, Easton and Jack! Officials are out now, and they are trying to put it out! Special K and Romeo are leaving laughing in possession of the Hardcore Title!
Troy: Amazing what IA did to those three men!
Bald: K and Romeo messed up Jack, Hexum and Easton!!!
Troy: Oh boy, here comes Special K, Bleeding Romeo, the ten security guards and Bedlam again
Crumb: Whats this?
Troy: The lights are flickering...Look on the Big Screen!!!
Crumb: What! Thats the Insane Asylum's lockerroom and oh my God!
Troy: Marcus is laid out in their locker room and his briefcase and title are gone.
Crumb: Hurry K and Asylum, he must still be back there. Troy: Get a camera to follow them. IA rush backstage...Back in the Lockerroom K, Bedlam and Romeo try to help Marcus to his feet
Marcus: He got my title.
Troy: Whats this the lights went off inside the arena. Security Guard: Special K sir, the lights went out in the arena he must be out there.
Special K rushes out and to the arena
Crumb: The lights are on and look Marcus's briefcase is in the middle of the ring.
Troy: Here comes K and he enters the ring and caustiously looks at the briefcase.
Crumb: Be careful K!
Troy: He is opening it and, and, and the money is gone, but Marcus's World Title is in it, but it is in the middle of some black liquid.
Crumb: Look at the big screen.
A figure's image appears on the big screen, but the screen is almost total black so you cant make out the man
Unknown: Hey Special Tard, I decided to show up which you can see. But you made another mistake, I never said it was your turn tonight. Tonight goes to the worthless Champion. Tell Marcus he was the one that paid this time. And I hope he enjoys fudge with his title. See you guys at Armageddon!!!
Big Screen fades off
Troy: Special K is in the ring and he is fuming, but we are outta time. For me and Bald Crumb this was UWF's Senseless Violence and we'll see you Wednesday at Armageddon and see what Unknown is up to then.
Crumb: This was uncalled for and totally not right...
Camera fades to black