Wednesday, April 7, 1999
from the Alamo Dome in San Antonio, TX


Tony Farina: Hello ladies and gentlemen and welcome to Wednesday Armageddon! We are live in the heart of Texas at the Alamo Dome. I am Troy Farina and I'm accompanied by my co-host Bald Crumb.

Bald Crumb: Look on the big screen its my boy.

Special K is seen walking next to Money, as they enter the Arena. Someone calls K over, and He tells Money to keep walking. K looks at who is talking to him, and it is Bleeding Romeo! They have a short conversation that the camera man doesn't pick up, and then K leaves laughing!

Troy: What was that about?

Crumb: Insane business, plain and simple.

Troy: Well whatever it was, it isnt going to stop us from getting this card underway. So lets get this thing started.

"I am the Law" by Anthrax plays, and it brings out Rave. He climbs into the ring.

Squealing of pigs comes over the speakers, but nobody comes out. Mad Jungle Pig is nowhere to be found. The music stops, and starts again, but he does not arrive.

Troy: The ref has been instructed to count out Pig if he no shows and there he goes with the count.

Crumb: Rave wins again, thanks to another no show by Mad Jungle Pig.

Troy: He hasn't been himself since he lost the Americas Title to Cykotick.

Crumb: Ah who cares lets not waste anymore time, thanx Pig Boy.

"Red House" By Jimi Hendrix plays and Ironman Wil Howard makes his wat to the ring.

"Anthem for the Year 2000" by Silverchair plays and out walks Stealth. He climbs into the ring.

The bell rings, and both men lock up. Stealth gets the early advantage with a knee to the stomach, and then an elbow to the back of the head. Stealth lifts him up, and throws him over the top rope. Wait a second! Bleeding Romeo and Special K are coming down to the ring! K slides into the ring, and Bleeding Romeo just tossed Howard into the ring. K just hit Stealth in the groin with a kick, and he now has him set up for a Fisherman Suplex. No, he hits a Fisherman buster! Romeo, just delivered Crying Soul to Howard. Both men are laid out. K has gone to the outside of the ring, and he has a chair. BOOM! he just hit Stealth in the face with it! BOOM! one for Howard too. K is laughing his head off, and now him and Romeo are leaving the ring.

Crumb: I guess that puts the rumours to rest. Romeo is Insane Asylum!

Troy: Was that what they speaking of earlier or is there more?

Crumb: Lets hope there is more.

Troy: Look the ref is checking on both men and going to let this go on. Whoooa! Only in UWF!

The ref is giving the ten count now….neither Ironman or Stealth is moving. ..one…two…three…Stealth is up first he grabs Ironman and goes to pick him up but Stealth is rolled up in a inside cradle…one…two…kickout! Ironman quickly to his feet as is Stealth he sends Stealth over with a arm drag takeover into a wristlock, Stealth gets to his feet and tries to break it but Ironman pulls Stealth to the mat by his hair. Ironman slides over the top of Stealth and locks on a reverse chinlock, he lets go and picks up Stealth he lifts him up and slams him to the mat with a spinebuster and then locks on a sharpshooter but Stealth gets into the ropes. Ironman breaks it, he steps back and allows Stealth to his feet he goes for a dropkick but Stealth moves and Ironman hits the mat hard. Stealth rolls up Ironman and folds him down in a pinning combination..one..two..kickout! Stealth brings Ironman to his feet and hits him with a chop sending him into the corner he places Ironman on the ropes and goes for a superplex but Ironman shoves him off and nails The Iron Curtain…one..two…three!!!

Troy: Ironman gets the win and makes his mark here in UWF.

Crumb: But...

Troy: But Special K help, shut up! Next up we have Delirium versus Bedlam.

"Twist" by KoRn plays and out walks Delirium, one of the up and coming superstars, comes down to the ring.

"Butterfly" by Weezer plays, and out walks Bedlam, with his Straight jacket and all. He slides into the ring.

Bedlam just rushed Delirium, and he is whipping him with his sleeves! Now he is biting his forehead. This guy is crazy. Bedlam throws him into the corner, and he is whipping him across the face with his sleeves. Delirium with a kick to the stomach, and a headbutt, dropping Bedlam. Delirium, stripping the jacket from Bedlams body, is now whipping him with his own jacket! Bedlam rolls to the outside of the ring to regroup. Bedlam just lowered his head and his breathing is going all eratic. His eyes just focused on Delirium, and he is trying to get at him now. he is in the ring, and he is pummeling Delirium with fists, and kicks. Delirium with a rake of the eyes, and then a slap across the face! Bedlam is insensed now, and OUCH! Delirium just kicked him right in the groin. And Bedlam is standing there hunched over. Delirium with another! Bedlam is down. Delirium, now, lifting him up of the ground, Delirium a Spike DDT! He is going to the top rope now... Moonsault! cover, 1...2...NO Bedlam got his shoulder up in the nick of time. Delirium is in control, and he just locked on an ankle lock! bedlam is thrashing around on the canvas. He can't get to the ropes. Bedlam is trying to stand up! What a Move! He spun with the Ankle Lock and connected with an Insiguri. Bedlam with a cover, 1...2...NO! Delirium kicked out. Bedlam is lying over top of Delirium still, and... he is Choking him! Ref is calling for the 5 count. Bedlam stopped. Now he is biting him! What the hell? Bedlam is getting u, and he is climbing to the top rope. Delirium up, and he just dropkicked the top rope. Bedlam Crotched on the top! Delirium grabs him, and SUPER DDT! He hit him with a DDT from the top! cover, 1...2...3! NO! He just got his shoulder up! Delirium calling for his move now. he is up on the top rope, Bedlam is up...Sanity Tester! NO! Bedlam caught him in a reversal into a Spine Buster! he lifts him up. Bedlam is pointing at the big screen.

Special K and Cykotick are in the UWF Satellite truck and they put in a tape. "I wanna be Sedated" by the Ramones comes over the pa

Bedlam bends over Delirium...Sedative! he hit his move, 1...2...3! Yes, Bedlam has won the match. And Special K and Cykotick are laughing away in the truck.

Crumb: Yes another victory for Insane Asylum.

Troy: I have no idea what that crap was about but oh well.

Crumb: Crap? That was magnificant, you know...

Troy: Ok I get your point there is none.

Crumb: Huh?

Troy: Exactly! Next match.

"No Place to Hide" by Korn plays and Highlander makes his way to the ring.

"Great American Nightmare" plays and Rugal Blacknoah makes his entrance down to the ring.

The bell rings. Both men come out of their corners. They lock up quickly. Highlander takes the early advantage putting Rugal in a side headlock. Rugal struggles to get out. Finally he is able to send Highlander running towards the ropes. As highlander comes back Rugal ducks and Highlander hopes him. Off the other rope Highlander comes again Rugal ducks Highlander is starting to hop him.... NO Rugal just caught him and gave him a spine buster. Highlander is down. Rugal sits down on him and begins to give him shots to the head. The ref comes and had to litterally pull Rugal off of Highlander. Highlander is slow to rise. Once Highlander is on his feet Rugal rushes him. Though Highlander is quick to react. He give him a quick hip toss. Rugal springs to his feet though. He rushes Highlander again. Though Highlander runs him over with a clothes line. Highlander picks up Rugal by his hair. He sets up .. Snap suplex. Highlander climbs to the seond rope. He connects with an elbow drop almost half way across the ring. Highlander again to the ropes. He goes to the top. He is look for NO he just missed a leg drop off the top rope that will cause some damage. Highlander is down though so is Rugal. The two are slow to rise. Ref starts a count 1...2...3....4..5..6..7.. Rugal is starting to get up. 8... Rugal is up. He picks up Highlander. He delivers a quick DDT. He goes for the pin. 1..2..No kick out. He picks up Highlander again. He has him in a side headlock. No Highlander just pulled out. Side Russian Leg sweep. Rugal is down. Highlander covers. 1...2..No foot on the rope saved Rugal. Highlander picks him up. He climbs to the top rope with Rugal. They are both standing ont he top turn buckle. Rugal is standing by himself. They begin to punch back and fourth. The two are both wobbling. OH NO THEY JUST KNOCKED EACH OTHER OFF THROUGH THE ANNOUNCING TABLE!! Both men are out cold. Rugal is up and rolls back into the ring...Highlander pulls himself to his feet and also rolls back into the ring as Rugal has gotten a breather and quickly is over and begins stomping on Highlander...Guillotine leg drop to the back of the head of Highlander...Rugal now is climbing the top rope...DEAD END SCREAMER! Cover...One, Two, Three!!!

Crumb: Rugal takes this one from Highlander.

Troy: Great action packed match.

Crumb: I guess so...whats next?

Troy: We have a Kindred member versus the man with a TV Title shot this Sunday.

"Blood for Blood" by Wasted Youth plays over the PA system as Micheal Wiley makes his way to the ring.

"Slim Shaddy" by Eminem plays and Kindred leader Alan Frost makes his way to the ring.

The bell rings, and these two guys are staring face to face with on another. Wiley just slapped him right across the face! Frost gives him one right back. They lock up, and Frost backs him into the coerner. Irish whip, and Wiley crashes hard into the corner. He stumbles ou;and is met with a Dropkick to the face! He grabs Wiley in a front face lock, and he just spun him around. Dragon Sleeper! Wiley has nowhere to go but out. Wiley is trying to inch his way to the ropes. Backflip! He just back flipped over top of Frost. Wiley with a German Suplex! Bridges with it, 1...2...NO! Frost got his left shoulder up just in time. Wiley gets up and Grabs Frost by the hair. He locks on and abdominal stretch. Ref is asking Frost if he gives up. He is shaking his head no. Wiley grabs onto the ropes for added leverage. Frost is screaming now! Wiley lets go of the ropes, and Frost just hit him with a hip toss, but Wiley holds on and rolls through with it with an armbar. Frost is on the ground and he is looking frustrated. He gets up, and spins on the ground for a bit. Goes through Wiley legs... Pumphandle slam! Frost is getting up, and he has Wiley with him. German Suplex of his own! And another, and Another! His patented triple German Suplex. He isn't going for a pin though. He is climbing up to the top rope... Shooting Star press! cover, 1...2...NO! Wiley kicked out. Frost up again, and he is going back up to the top rope. Spinning Heel Kick! Wiley is out on his back, and there is blood trickling down his cheek. Cover, 1...2...NO! Wiley just won't give it up. Frost rolls to the outside of the ring, and he is getting a drink of water. Wiley is getting up slowly, and Frost is back in the ring. Frost goes straight for Wiley with a clothesline, but Wiley ducks, kick to the gut, BULLDOG! cover by Wiley, 1...2...NO! Frost kicks out! Both men are exhausted and battered, and Wiley is the first to his feet. He walks over to the corner, and he is untieing the padding. He just pulled it off. He grabs Frost and whips him into the corner. Following it up with a Stinger Splash! NO! Frost moved! Wiley is hurting on the ground! He lifts him up. No Remorse! Now Frost is going up to the top... Real Deal! He hit it, cover, 1...2...3!

Troy: Alan Frost is victorious!

Crumb: But that doesnt change the fact Wiley still has his title shot this Sunday.

Troy: Good point for once Crumb. The next match is one we all have waited for, Cykotick and Chris Hasset.

"Pay The Man" by Offspring plays, and out walks Chris Hassert. He climbs into the ring, all battered and bruised from his match on Violence.

Flagpole Sitta by Harvey Danger plays, and out walks Cykotick, followed by Bedlam, Special K and Money Marcus Goldstein. They are all carrying chairs.

Cykotick slides into the ring, and rushes at Hassert. He just speared him into the corner! Cykotick, spins him around, and Locks on a German Suplex. NO! Hassert is holding onto the top rope. Elbow to he face by Hassert, and Cykotick goes down. Hassert turns around, and he grabs Cykotick's legs. Sharpshooter! he has it locked on! Cykotick is looking at the disappointed faces on the Asylum members, and he closes his eyes. he is trying to push out of it! He did, He muscled out of it. Cykotick's lower back is hurting, and Hassert is going to work on it. He is kicking him right in the lower back area. Hassert locks on a Camel Clutch! He is bending Cykotick in half. Once again, the disappointed look is on the faces, and Special K is bowing down. he can't even watch. Cykotick once again, digging deep, and he is trying to power out of the move. He has Hassert up on his back! Drops back! He just landed on Hassert. Hassert is holding on still and he has switched it to a sleeper! He scissor locked Cykotick's lowerbody, and he can't go anywhere. The ref just saw that Hasserts shoulders are on the mat, 1...2...NO! He let go of the hold just in time. Hassert lifting up Cykotick. Vertical Suplex! he is holding him up there, letting the blood rush to his head! Cykotick is squirming! he is trying to get out... Face Buster by Cykotick! He is up quickly, and he lifts Hassert up too... Shock Therapy! cover, 1...2...3! Cykotick wins the match. Special K's smile returns to his face, Money and Bedlam, just turn around and walk back to the dressing room. K is now too, leaving Cykotick there alone, without anyone. He quickly chases after the Asylum.

Crumb: There you go, Cykotick. Good win for Special K.

Troy: I think he did push a little harder for K, but he had a wounded and hurt Hasset in the ring.

Crumb: Blah, Blah. Now its time for the New Insane Member Bleeding Romeo.

Troy: Yeah, What? Look at this! Klay Scott and Blood Angel are coming down to the ring! Blood Angel is supposed to be at the Construction Yard. What is he doing here? They have there Belts and a mic.

Klay Scott: Greetings, UWF. I would prefer not to waste words, so watch the screen

Troy: That's...Scott and Angel with Nuker! They abducted him at the last show!

Crumb: Geez, what are they doing? They're shoving Nuker in a huge deep freeze!

Troy: What is this? The deep freeze with Nuker in it is being loaded onto the back of a pick-up truck! What are the Forsaken doing?

Crumb: They're driving somewhere, moron.

Troy: Shut up. Now what...they're in a desert? What is this all about? The Forsaken just shoved the freezer off the truck into the desert!

Crumb: And now they're locking it up with chains and they've attached it to a generator! HAHAHA!

Troy: They're going to freeze Nuker to death!

Klay Scott: Do not concern yourselves, he is not dead. I do, however, believe we've made our point.

Troy: They are leaving just like that! Look at what they have done to Nuker!

Crumb: I just cant figure it out.

Troy: Well the next match is ready lets go down and see the return of Romeo.

"Maybe Angel" by Sheryl Crow comes on and Returning Bleeding Romeo comes to the ring. What the? He is wearing a Paper bag over his head. What? He has cut out eye holes.

"Ruff Riders Anthem" by DMX plays and out walks another returning superstar, Muscleman.

Bleeding Romeo goes straight for him. He jumps him, and throws him right outside the ring. He follows him outside and, He just bashed his face into the steel post! Romeo, grabs him, and lifts him up on his shoulders... Running Shoulder Breaker into the ring post! Muscleman is hurting. Romeo is Beating him on the outside, now with a Chair! Wait, Special K is coming down to the ring! Romeo still going crazy with the chair! Ref is counting him out! he is up to 7. K diverts the refs attention. He is talking and laughing with him. Romeo, on the outside, has removed the padding on hte ground... Crying Soul Powerbomb! K is laughing it up with the ref. Romeo rolls Muscleman into the ring, and follows him in after. K backs down off the apron. Romeo is signalling that he is going to finish him off. Going for a vertical Suplex! NO! Muscleman slips out the back. Romeo turns around and kicks him in the stomach! Vertical Suplex! He is spinning him in Circles. DOWN with a DDT! Muscleman is out! cover, 1...2...3! Romeo wins! Special K is in the ring now with a Chair. he lays the chair on Musclemans back, going to the top rope. Romeo picked up the chair. BOOM! He just hammered K in the inner knee! K just fell from the top rope to the floor! Right where Romeo moved the padding! K isn't moving. Romeo still wearing the bag on his head is leaving him on the ground.

Crumb: Why, Why Romeo?

Troy: Dont know Crumb! Next up we have the National Title on the line.

Crumb: Dammit!

Troy: So lets go to the ring and get the announcement.

"The Messiah" by Bach plays, and out walks the challenger for the National Title, The Messiah.

"Hardcore" by Skarhead plays, and out comes the UWF National Champion Jeff Boyardee. He gets in the ring.

Both men walk to the center of the ring, and Lock up. They are both fighitng, spinning, trying to get the advantage. Messiah backs him into the corner, and then, a clean break. Boyardee looks stunned a bit, but he locks up again, and this time, grabs him in a top wrist lock. Messiah spins on the ground, trying to get the advantage, but Boyardee, walks with his spin, and changes it to an armbar. He grabs the other arm now, and Delivers a Head butt. That hit him right on the nose. Standing switch now, as somehow, Messiah gets out of the hold, and Armdrag take down by Messiah. Boyardee up, and h is running at Messiah. He nearly took his head off with a clothesline! Messiah did a 360 after that. He is lifting up Messiah now. Onto his shoulders, it looks like a Samoan drop. No, it is a DVD, type michinoku driver! Messiah hit the back of his head on the mat hard, and Boyardee is quickly up to his feet again. Messiah is up now, thanks to Jeff, and an Irish whip into the ropes, Drop kick! Messiah is down again, and Boyardee is locking on a leg grapevine! Messiah is to near the ropes though, and he reaches them. Messiah pulls himself to the outside of the ring, and he paces. He just grabbed Boyardee's legs, and pulled him outta the ring. BOOM! he just mashed his leg against the post. Wait, he is hooking on a Figure 4! Around the ring post. Boyardee is hurting! Ref is making Messiah let go. Messiah slides back into the ring, and He lifts up Boyardee. Irish Whip... Lariat by Messaih takes down Boyardee. He pulls Boyardee into the center of the ring, and goes for an elbow. Yes, right in the chest. Messiah, lifting up Boyardee by the hair. He has him by the throat. Chokehold by Messiah, into a Chokeslam! He just planted him into hte mat, and Messiah goes for the cover, 1...2...NO! Boyardee got his shoulder up JUST in time! Messiah Picking him up again. This time he looks like he is going for a powerbomb! Yes. BOOM! Planted him in the middle again! cover, 1...2...NO! Boyardee will not give in. Messiah is looking frustrated. He lifts him up again by the hair. Vertical Suplex. Boyardee shifts in Mid air, coming down in a Small Package! 1...2...3! yes, He retains his title! Messiah can't believe it! Here comes Klay Scott and Blood Angel! They are in the ring, pounding on Messiah! Blood Angel and Jeff are holding him down. Klay just pulled out a pair of clippers! He is cutting off the rest of Messiah's hair! Blood Angel just kicked him in the back of head as hard as he could, and Messiah is out cold! Scott and Blood Angel are leaving now, without Jeff, who is standing in the ring, looking down at Messiah.

Troy: Does this mean Jeff has joined with Klay and Angel?

Crumb: Looks so to me.

Troy: Very interesting. Well Klay Scott has to come out again to defend his title next.

"November Rain" by Guns n Roses plays, and out walks Overlord, one half of the UWF Tag Team Champions, is in the ring now.

"Onenemy" by Circle of Dust plays, and out walks with his Bo Staff in hand. and Title Belt around his waist.

Klay Scott slides in the ring, and goes right after Overlord's left knee with his Bo Staff. It is all legal since this is a Weapons match for the UWF TV Title. Overlord is down, and Scott, is driving the staff into the joints of his knee! Scot stops for a second to throw Overlord over the top rope. Overlord hurt his leg even more landing on the ground like that. Overlord reaches over and grabs a chair from ringside. Scott is coming outisde. BOOM! He just got hammered on the head with the chair. He falls down, and drops the bo staff. Overlord picks it up! To the throat of Scott! Overlord is back up, and he throws Scott into the ring. he reaches under the ring. He is pulling out a table. Now two! THREE! Three tables, and he is sending them into the ring. He follws in, and Scott is stillholding his throat from the blast. Overlord, He just gave him another shot to the groin! Scott is on the ground in a ball. Overlord is setting up the tables. They take up almost all the ring! Overlord lifts up Scott, and lifts him up onto the top rope. Following him up... Superplex! Though a Table! Cover, 1...2...NO! Klay Scott got his shoulder up! Overlord can't believe it! One of the three tables is gone. Scott reaching across th ring. he got it, his Bo Staff! He is hammering away on Overlord's knee! He is up now, and he has Overlord in the corner. Setting him up for shattered dreams! NO! He is bending his knee! Hitting it with the staff! OUCH! He just took a heavy swing right to the groin of Overlord! And another! Kicks to the knee again! He is tearing on that leg, and knee, and Overlord is screaming! Scott puts the Bo Staff down, and he, he just DDT's him from there onto the bo Staff! Scott to the outside now, getting a chair. Brings it back into the ring. He sets it up on Overlord's leg. He is going to Break his leg! Scott climbing to the top rope! BOOM! yes, I think he just broke his knee bone! More shots with the Bo Staff! Scott picks up Overlord off the mat, and he lifts him, and he throws him onto a table. Follows him up there. Demoralize! he just hit one of his moves onto the table! Shattering it face first! Overlord is out! Scott isn't done with him though. He follows him right away, and he lifts him up onto the top rope again, with a back suplex. he follows him up... DISENGAGE! THROUGH THE TABLE!!! He covers him, 1...2...3! yes, Klay Scott wins! Here comes Blood Angel! he is in the ring now, and tey both are beating on Overlord! Scott with the Bo Staff, Angel with the chair.

Troy: Why isn't the Syndicate of Terror: Kindred stopping this?

Crumb: Look up at the Big Screen! There locker room has been Welded shut! They can't get out! You can hear them banging on the door! Look, there is a man running down the hall holding an acetelyn torch! That looks like,like... Jeff Boyardee!

BOOM! Overlord just got hit with the Course of Ruin! He is outcold! Scott going outside the ring, and he is reaching under the ring... pulling out a bed of nails? NO! He slides it into the ring,and they are lying him down on the nails! He looks like it isn't penetrating him, though, luckily!

Klay Scott: Now, Overlord... Right now you are not in agony... I believe I shall have to do something about that."

Troy: He is beating him in the chest with the Bo Staff! Look at the welts! There is blood coming in the ring, and I think Overlord was punctured by some of the nails! Oh my God! Scott has the mic again.

Klay Scott: Enjoy your tag team titles while you have them, child. hey will soon be Forsaken.

Troy: Here comes Security, Scott and Angel are leaving. Overlord is completely wrecked, the Syndicate of Terror is welded in there locker room!

Crumb: That was a magnificant plan of revenge for Klay and Angel.

Troy: But lets see what SOT does in return with the Kindred dont forget.

Crumb: I havent. Next we have a Construction Match for the Hardcore Title. But how is Angel going to get there?

Troy: Look on the big screen again. Angel had a brand new Vette waiting in the back and he just pealed out of here.

Crumb: Well lets take a UWF commercial break...

One mans dream to build an empire...
(Picture of Owner Dan Russo shows)
Coming to reality...
(Flash of all the UWF Wrestlers)
He built it...
Now they will come...
On the outskirts of the Glittering lights of the Las Vegas Valley...
UWF proudly presents the UWF Coliseum!!!
(Picture of our new UWF Coliseum)
On Sunday April 25th, 1999
UWF proudly present the UWF Coliseum debut on PPV.
UWF: ESPISODE I
Live on PPV!
(Camera fades out)

Troy: We are live via satellite at the Construction Yard and still no sign of the Champion, Blood Angel.

Crumb: Look Troy, here he comes screeching around the corner.

Blood Angels slams the card in park and walks over toward Smiling Jack. Heavy Machinery can be heard in the background as Smiling Jack and Blood Angel meet face to face. Jack hits Angel in the face knocking him to the dirt. Jack grabs a shovel and swings at the fallen Blood Angel but he moves and the shovel crashes to the dirt. Angel jumps to his feet and kicks Jack's shin knocking him to his knees, Angel grabs the shovel and hits Jack in the face with it he drags Jack to a cement truck and dumps him right in front of the dispenser. Angel tries to figure out the machine as Jack regains his senses and moves out of the way he slams Angel's head into the cement truck and then again. Jack grabs a jackhammer and lifts it over his head he throws it on top of Blood Angel crushing him to the ground. Jack finds a hard hat and puts it on. Smiling Jack drags Angel to the port-a-potty and sits him on the can he slams the door closed and locks the door Jack looks around for something to use on the port-a-potty but he finds nothing. Blood Angel kicks the door open with his foot and jumps out of the potty. He grabs Smiling Jack and bodyslams him on a 2 by 4. Angel grabs Jack and puts him on a worktable he grabs a ladder and climbs to the top where he dives off and puts Jack through the table with a splash of sorts! Both men felt the effects of that move. Blood Angel is moving first he grabs Jack by the hair and starts to drive his face towards a running band saw, Jack hits Angel low getting him out of harms way just in time. Jack throws Angel down a small hill falling to the bottom he gives chase where he and Angel get in a fistfight at the bottom of the hill. Angel knocks Jack into the Forman's trailer where he throws him into the wall he jumps at Jack but he ducks and Blood Angel goes right through the wall!! Jack climbs through the hole Angel created and finds another ladder he pushes Angel up to the top of the trailer and goes for a powerbomb on top of the trailer, instead Angel tosses Jack off of the trailer and onto a wheelbarrow he breaks the wheels off of the wheelbarrow my god Jack looks dead! Angel climbs back down the ladder and pins Smiling Jack…one…two…three!

Troy: Blood Angel retains the Hardcore Title!

Crumb: I want more blood!

Troy: Well maybe in the next match, which is our Main Event as CWolvie faces Marcus Goldstein for the shot at Dante Burn's UWF World Title this Sunday.

"Dragula" by Rob Zombie plays and out walks CWolvie. he gets into the ring.

Money by Everlast plays, and out walks Money marcus Goldstein, accompanied to the ring by Special K, who's head is bandaged up, from his fall earlier. Money gets in the ring.

CWolvie jumps money right away, pummeling him. He has him down in the corner, and he is stepping on his throat! he won't get off! Money just threw him off! Money is up now, and he is on CWolvie, choking away on him! The ref has already lost control of this thing. Money lets go of the choke hold, and grabs him by the hair, to lift him up. Jacknife Powerbomb! Into a Texas Cloverleaf! CWolvie is screaming! Money is laughing at him, and saying who's Hardcore now? CWolvie is reaching for the ropes! Or is he tapping? I can't tell, but Money thinks he was tapping and he has let go of the hold. Ref is telling him that it isn't over. Money is arguing that he was tapping. Money looks Frustrated, he turns around, and CWolvie just.. HE just hit him a stiff jab to the groin! Money is down! Both men are on there knees, and CWolvie is filling Money with punches to the face! Money is down on his back now, with one hand on his face, and he other on his jewels. CWolvie is up, and, he is signaling for it... The Peoples Elbow! YES! He nailed him with it, and he goes for hte cover, 1...2...3!NO! He didn't get it. K is still on the outside, not getting involved. Money is still down, and CWolvie is picking him up by his hair. Top wrist lock! Scorpian Death drop! He still has the submission on too! Money is hurting! his arm is not supposed to bend like that! Money rolls up over top of CWolvie, and he is biting his neck! CWolvie lets go, and Money is going to work on the back of CWolvies head! he has him up, throws him intot he ropes.. Money just hit CWolvie with a Huge Spinebuster! Money rolls with him, and a cover, 1...2...NO! CWolvie reversed it, cover, 1...2...NO! Money got out of it, and a quick punch to the throat by Money. Money lifs him back up, and CWolvie is still doubled over holding his throa... DDT! Money just planted him with a DDT center of the ring! Cover, 1...2...NO! CWolvie got his shoulder up just in time. Money looks frustrated gain, and he lifts up CWolvie one more time. Irish whip into the corner, and follws him in with a dropkick to the stomach! CWolvie is doubled over holding it. Money up to the second rope quickly... Rocker Dropper! From the middle rope! cover, 1...2...NO! Cwolvie got his foot on the bottom rope! Money gets up, and he is waiting for CWolvie to get up. WAIT! K is up on the outside, and he has something in his hand... it is a Diamond Money Clip! Money rushes towards CWolvie... NO! he moved! Money speared the steel post with his shoulder! CWolvie stumbling to the ropes, Ref is seeing if Money is alright. BOOM! K just hit him with it! CWolvie is out! Money looks back, and he rolls over for the cover, 1...2...NO! CWolvie kicked out! Money was too slow! Money is up first though, and he has CWolvie by the hair. Perches him on the top... Fall From Grace! He hit it, 1...2...3! Yes, Marcus Goldstein Has done it! K is inthe ring celebrating now with him. Here comes Scott and Angel! How did Angel get back so soon? I don't know, but they are in duking it out with K and Money. Money is taking licks with the Bo Staff from Scott, and K is hammering Angel with the Money Clip! Here comes the rest of the Asylum! NO! They fell! Trip wire! Here is Jeff Boyardee with a Stop Sign! BOOM! BOOM! one for Cykotick and Bedlam! Boyardee in the ring! BOOM! one to Money! K is trynig to fight off Boyardee and Scott! Shot to hte throat with the Bo Staff by Scott. K is on his knees! BOOM! Jeff with a Shot from the sign to the top of the head. K is on the ground. Scott has a mic...

Klay Scott: The two of you... are nothing! You never will be... and you most certainly do not deserve the world heavyweight Title! That is reserved for the elite, for one of the CIRCLE OF DUST!

Crumb: HERE COMES ROMEO!

Romeo has a lead pipe in his hands...BOOM!!! to the top of Boyardee's head! BOOM! One for Angel who is just getting up. K is up now, and he is brawling with Scott! BOOM! Romeo just took out both men! He is beating Everyone in the ring! Bedlam and Cykotick are there now, and they are pulling out Money and K, who are both unconscious...

Troy: Look now here comes the World Champion, Dante Burn through the crowd!!!

Dante has the World Title in hand. He walks up behind Romeo and taps him on the shoulder.

Dante Burn: Is this what you want? (Dante shoves the World Title in Romeo face) Is this what you came back for?

Romeo is just standing there as Dante begins to walk away...Wait! Dante just turn and nailed Romeo with the belt!!! He is shoving the World Belt in Romeo face!

Dante Burn: Take a good look, because this is the closest you are ever going to get now!

Troy: Dante is leaving, but wait...he just reached down and helped CWolvie to his feet and is helping him out of the ring.

Crumb: What are they doing here now?

Troy: Dub and Mad Dog are out as well and they are also helping CWolvie to the back.

Crumb: Klay and Angel are up...What are they doing? NO! They are attacking the Insane Asylum again.

Troy: We're outta time. For Bald Crumb and myself this was UWF's Wednesday Armageddon and we'll see you at Sunday Senseless Violence where the World Title is on the line as Dante Burn defends against Marcus Goldstein!!!

Crumb: Someone help the Insane out there...


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