Wednesday, May 5, 1999
from the MCI Center in Washington D.C.

Troy: Hello and welcome to Wednesday Armageddon! We have the second coming of the Grocery Store match, and Three titles up for Grabs!

Bald: We are going to start the night off with one of those Title matches. Also, Earlier on the IA arrived on the scene in Bedlams new Hummer!

Troy: Well, I don't know about that, but we are going to get to the ring now, for the Television Title match! Jeff Boyardee vs. K-Pac!

The James Bond theme plays, and out walks K-Pac. He climbs into the ring.

A Warm Place by NIN plays and out walks the Televison Champion, Jeff Boyardee.

The bell sounds and Kpac hits Jeff with a baseball slide on the outside he grabs Jeff and throws him in the ring he grabs Jeff's title and goes to clock him with it but Jeff ducks and kicks him in the stomach. Kpac drops the belt and Jeff kicks it in place he sets up Kpac and hits a piledriver on the belt! Jeff makes a cover…one..two…Kpac counters it into a pin of his own…one..two…kickout! Kpac and Jeff both up quickly Kpac slaps Jeff in the face and pushes him into the ropes he goes for a spinning heel kick but Jeff ducks and stomps on the fallen Kpac!! He picks up Kpac and throws him into the corner he lays the boots into Kpac now! He picks up Kpac and places him up top he goes up as well and he hits The Can!!! He hooks the leg…one…two…Kpac got his foot on the rope!! Jeff is pissed now he pulls Kpac up by the hair and slams him down with a thunderous powerbomb he grabs a hand full of tights…one…two…thre…kickout!!!! Jeff stomps away at Kpac but Kpac grabs his foot and sweeps him to the mat! Kpac springs up he grabs Jeff and whips him into the ropes and nails a spine buster!!! He hooks a leg…one…two…th..kickout! Kpac goes for a face buster but Jeff counters it with a powerbomb!!! What a counter!!! Jeff on his feet now he whips Kpac into the ropes and hits a huge powerslam…one…two…thr…kickout! Jeff pulls Kpac up by the hair he taunts him then hits a Tiger Suplex…one…two…three!!!

Troy: Well, K-Pac fought pretty hard, but I don't think he is close to the caliber of The Champ.

Bald: Damn, that K-Pac is just terrible! The only person that likes that guy is pretty much... well.

Troy: Well, I like him.

Bald: Yeah? You and what army!

Troy: That makes no sense at all. What are you talking about?

Bald: I have no idea. I am sorry... What is the next match.

Troy: The next match is newcomer Nick Black, taking on Reign. Lets get to it.

Undertaker Remix with industrial shit going on in it brings down Reign. He climbs into the ring.

Reclaim my place by Korn plays and out comes the Veteran Nick Black. he climbs into the ring too

The bell sounds and they lock up, Reign just shoves Black into the corner he walks into the corner and puts his foot acrossed Black's throat and chokes him out until the ref makes him break it. Reign grabs Black by the hair and pulls him out of the corner he picks him up in a front face lock he lifts him into the air with a vertical suplex and slams him to the mat he makes a cover...one...two...kickout! Reign whips Nick into the ropes and goes for a big boot but Black ducks it and jumps on Reign's back putting on a sleeper hold. Reign is going down, he is on one knee now. He's down! The ref is checking on Reign now...his arm drops once...twice...thr...no Reign keeps his hand up! Reign slowly gets to his feet and turns the sleeper into a headlock he pushes Black off of him and sends him into the ropes he goes for a dropkick but Black holds on to the ropes. Reign falls right on the back of his head...Black grabs his feet and rolls over the top of Reign into a pin...one...two...kickout by Reign. Black pulls Reign to his feet and sends him back down with a russian leg sweep he climbs to the top rope and jumps off hitting a awesome shooting star press! He pins Reign...one..two..NO! He pulls Reign's shoulders off of the mat he pulls him up to his feet and goes for a bodyslam but the weight of Reign's sends Black down to the mat..one..two..kickout. Reign slowly gets up and hammers Black with punches rocking him into the corner. Black climbs to the middle turnbuckle while Reign gathers himself. Black jumps off but Reign catches him in a bearhug!! Black just reversed it into a tornado ddt!!!! He sits Reign up and locks on the Freak Out!!! Reign is tapping!!!! Nick Black wins!!

Troy: Nick Black is amazing! he man-handled Reign.

Bald: I gotta admit, he was very impressive. Maybe a spot in the IA for him.

Troy: Does everything good to you have to involve the IA?

Bald: Yes! Insane Asylum is the best!

Troy: Whatever you say. Next match is returning Chaostic taking on newcomer Scotty Sole!

Spoon Man by Soundgarden plays as Scotty Sole makes his way to the ring. Just Go by Staind plays now as Chaostic enters the ring. The bell rings and Chaostic attacks Sole mauling him with stomps and chops. He hooks him and drops him to the mat with a fishermans buster…one..kickout. Chaostic pulls Sole up by his hair and goes for a short armed clothesline but Sole ducks it and locks Chaostic in a waist lock he goes for a german suplex but Chaostic swings his foot back nailing Sole in the lower regions. Chaostic grabs Sole and sets him up for a powerbomb he gets him in the air and drives him down with a sit-down powerbomb…one…two…th..kickout! Chaostic whips Sole into the ropes and catches him with a belly to belly suplex he gets to his feet and stomps on Sole a bit before pulling him back to his feet. He locks on a full nelson then drops back into a dragon suplex! One…two….thre…Chaostic lets him go before the three. He pulls Sole's limp body to his feet and goes for a slam but some how Sole counters it into a reverse ddt!!! Both men are down the ref is starting his ten count….one…two….three…four…Chaostic is up first he is met with a boot to the stomach though and a inverted atomic drop he kicks Chaostic in the midsection again and ddt's him!!! He rolls on top of Chaostic…one…two…kickout! Sole pulls Chaostic into the corner and sets him up on the middle ropes he goes up for a superplex but Chaostic counters it into the Dropoff!!! He hooks the leg…one..two…three!!

Troy: Well, that was a successful return by Chaostic in my mind.

Bald: Yeah, whatever.. Did you see that chick over there. Look at the ass on that thing!

Troy: can't you even TRY to do your job?

Bald: I guess you dind't see that ass. Alright, look, I will do my job. Next match is.... Fiend Club vs. Jobber Powers.

Troy: Very Good! Alright, to the ring!

"Dueling Banjos" plays as Koonta Kentei and Da Fiddla down to ringside. Koonta Kentei is dressed all in yellow and Da Fiddla has on checkered tights and a cowboy hat. They do their SUPERPOWERS ripoff shtick and get a great pop from the crowd. "Theme for a Jackal" plays over the speakers and DeviLock comes out by himself as sXe Scott Easton is nowhere to be seen. Koonta Kentei starts it off first. He waves his hand to his ear to the crowd and gets a massive cheer. DeviLock kicks Toby in the gut and delivers a side suplex followed quickly by a hard elbow to the chest. DeviLock quickly and lifts Koonta Kentei and throws him into the corner at Da Fiddla. Koonta Kentei tries to make a tag but Da Fiddla hops off the canvas, scared to death to get in. DeviLock with a big splash in the corner followed immediately by a DDT. Da Fiddla climbs the turnbuckle as DeviLock makes a cover, 1-2-DeviLock moves as Da Fiddla jumps off the turnbuckle and gives Toby Da Macho Elbow. DeviLock grabs Da Fiddla and gives him a mean face rake followed by a Spine Buster on top of Koonta Kentei. DeviLock is going to cover both men. DeviLock pulls off them as "1,2,3...Slam" plays over the speakers and Straight Edge Scott Easton makes his way to the ring carrying his XhardcoreX championship belt with him. DeviLock shouts at him, wondering where he's been. sXe stands in the corner and just stares back coldly. Scott Easton almost looks bored. DeviLock slaps him on the shoulder for the tag. Easton pushes back. Koonta Kentei from behind with a small package, 1-2-barely kicked out! DeviLock with a clothesline that flips Koonta Kentei in a corkscrew. Scott Easton and decks DeviLock with the XhardcoreX belt. The ref is confused. Easton goes back into the corner and acts as if nothing ever happened, even stretching his hand out for the tag. DeviLock is out cold and Koonta Kentei comes off the ropes and delivers a big Hogan-esque legdrop and takes the pin. 1,2,3. JobberPowers win, with the assist coming from sXe Easton. Koonta Kentei and Da Fiddla celebrate outside the ring as Waldo PacMahon, Smiling Jack, K-Pac, and a huge man who must be Gilgamesh Asad come down to ringside. They surround the ring and Smiling Jack and Straight Edge stare each other down. Gilgamesh steps over the top ropes and lifts DeviLock, giving him a powerbomb in the corner, with DeviLock's head hitting the top turnbuckle. Waldo stands next to Smiling Jack, opposite of Scott Easton. Easton and Waldo shakes hands!?!? sXe Scott Easton sold out!! The 352 Crew members leave ringside together as the crowd boos ferociously.

Bald: What a tag match! Jobber Powers are the greatest ever!

Troy: Were you watching the same thing I was?

Bald: I just can't wait for Scott Easton, who is still beltless thanks to IA, and Special K to go at it for the Hardcore Strap next Wednesday!

Troy: That will be a great match! But we have another great match coming right now...Madd Maxx vs. Heavy of Heavy Metal!

Bald: Well, let us get to the ring then!

Ironman by Black Sabbath plays and out comes Heavy of Heavy Metal. Enter Sandman by Metallica plays and out comes Madd Maxx with Nightrain and Nick Black they have surrounded the ring now. Maxx rolls in the ring and is attacked by Heavy with kicks to the neck and back….Nick and Nightrain rush into the ring and hammer Heavy from behind! They whips Heavy into the ropes and hit him with a double clothesline. Maxx is back up now he grabs Heavy and does the Flames of Insanity!!! Powerbomb after Powerbomb…then a piledriver!!! Black and Nightrain stomp away at Heavy some more. Maxx waves for them to leave

Bald: Man! That was one of the most severe beatings I have ever seen!

Troy: You are certainly right there. Maxx, Nick and NighTrain just layed a whalloping down on Heavy.

Bald: Whalloping? What the hell? Look, Heavy is being helped outta the ring by paramdics now.

Troy: Well, Heavy looks hurt. I wonder where Metal and Nuker are.

Bald: Who cares! Then we wouldn't have gotten to see the beating!

Troy: I feel really bad for Heavy, but we have to move on. Next is Mad Dawg Manson taking on Kenny Williams

Doggie Style plays as Mad Dawg Manson comes to the ring. Got the Life by KoRn plays now as Kenny Williams comes out of the back he rolls into the ring and goes after Manson he hits him with a few chops driving him intot he corner…Williams climbs to the middle turnbuckle and starts hitting Manson while the crowd chants along…3…4…5…6…7..8..9..10!! Kenny monkey flips Manson out of the corner he leg drops Manson's arm then bends it around Kenny leg into a unique submission hold….Manson reaches up and thumbs Kenny in the eyes. Manson nails Kenny with a double ax handle blow to the back of the head and neck area. Manson spits on a fallen Kenny now he grabs him by the hair and goes for a atomic drop but Kenny turns it into a bulldog!! Both men slow to move but Kenny gets up first he whips Manson into the ropes and leapfrogs over Manson he waits for Manson and tries for a powerslam but Manson sends him down with a crossbody block..one..two..kickout! Manson hooks Kenny in a front face lock he picks him up in the air and drops him head first with a brainbuster! Manson grabs Kenny and sets him up for a powerbomb but he hooks the arms and pedigrees him!! He rolls Kenny over…one..two…kickout! Manson dropkicks the fallen Kenny knocking him out of the ring. Manson rolls out of the ring as well and slams Kenny face on the ring apron he grabs a chair and smacks it over Kenny's back he drops the chair and rolls Kenny into the ring. Manson climbs back into the ring he lifts Kenny up in a fireman's carry but Kenny counters into a backslide…one…two…three!!!!

Troy: Great debut by Kenny Williams!

Bald: Well, it was a tough match, but both guys tried as much as they could.

Troy: Great win by him.

Bald: yes.. yes indeed. Well, we gotta keep going cause we are running short on time, and we have... 5 matches left!

Troy: You are correct Bald! Next up we have another Title match. For the National Title, Scorpio defends against Joey Hartbreak!

The National Champion Scorpio is already in the ring as We didn't Start the Fire by Billy Joel plays as Joey Hartbreak comes to the ring. The bell sounds and Hartbreak goes for a kick to the midsection but Scorpio catches it and sends him down with a dragon screw takeover then he locks on a spining toe hold but Hartbreak counters into a small package…one..two..kickout! Both men quickly to there feet and Scorpio takes him down with a hip toss. Hartbreak gets to his feet and is met with a dropkick by Scorpio! Scorpio drops an elbow and climbs to the top…Joey gets to his feet and is met with a flying crossbody block! One…two…kickout! Scorpio pulls Joey up and goes for a suplex but Joey blocks it not once but twice he tries a suplex of his own and connects! Joey on his feet he whips Scorpio into the ropes and picks him up for a press slam he hits! Scorpio quickly up and is met with a kick to the midsection and a swinging neckbreaker! Joey is up he climbs to the middle turnbuckle he jumps at Scorpio but Scorpio gets his boot up and Joey meets it face first!! Scorpio is on his feet now he slams Hartbreak to the mat and goes to the top and comes off with a big splash!! Scorpio calls for the end now he locks on The Venom Clutch!!! Joey has nowhere to go he is tapping!!

Bald: And again, Scorpio retains his title.

Troy: Scorpio is just great. He is one of the true athletes in the sport.

Bald: He has some talent, I will give you that.

Troy: Scorpio has turned down all of his opponents thus far.

Bald: Yeah, well, has he fought anyone from IA yet? No, then he hasn't proven himself completely.

Troy: You are Horrible. Just horrible. We have to get to the ring for our next match now.

Bald: Brahm Steppingeist going against new-comer Piston Hurricane, who has been giving my man Bedlam some grief! DOWN WITH PISTON!

Troy: Shut up!

Take it by KMFDM plays, and out walks Brahm Steppingeist. he steps over the ropes into the ring.

Purple Haze by Jimi Hendrix plays, and out walks newcomer Piston Hurricane.

Piston goes right after the big man. he just hit him with a leg take out, and he is stomping on that leg. Piston is going quickly to the top rope... Hurracanrana! From the top and Brahm is down in a heap. Piston gets up, and he takes a few steps back. he waits for Brahm to stand up.. Scissor kick to the back of the head! Brahm is getting taken out in this match! Piston lifting him up by the hair... DDT! Piston is going for a cover, 1...2... Kickout! That isn't slowing Piston down though, he is right back on top of Brahm... Pulling him over to the corner, and Piston is climbing up ontot he second rope now.. this has to be... Tornado DDT! Brahm's head almost went all the way through the mat! Piston is looking around. he doesn't know what to sdo now... yes he does, he is signalling something to the crowd. he grabs Brahm by the hair.. Snapmere Takeover into.. Yes, The Changing of the Winds! He has it locked on Brahm, but he can't get it on all he way, cause of the height factor! Brahm is trying to get his foot to the ropes... NO! he tapped Piston Wins!

Bald: That guy! He got by Brahm!

Troy: Great Debut by Piston. He looks like he may be a big force to be reckoned with.

Bald: Shut up! Piston is noting.. NOTHING!

Troy: Alright, just calm down, CALM DOWN. You are getting all wound up. We still have lots to go tonight.

Bald: YES! Still have Special K!

Troy: Dear Lord, shut your mouth! Next up, we got another debut match. Night Train makes his UWF premiere against Dub, who has just returned from the WWC tournament.

Bald: Yeah, where Special K became the Extreme Champion of the World!

Troy: When does your contract run out?

Bald: Contract?

Troy: Ughhh...Let's go to the ring

Judgement Day by Van Halen comes on as Nightrain makes his way out. All Star by Smashmouth plays now and out comes former UWF Champ…Dub! He climbs on the apron and Nightrain runs at him nailing him with a big forearm smash sending him into the front row.Nightrains comes out after Dub he steps over the railing he grabs Dub and belly to belly suplexes him over the railing back to the other side. Nightrain grabs Dub and throws him into the steps. Dub is holding his shoulder in obvious pain. Nightrain picks up Dub for a running powerslam into the steel pole but Dub slides off sending Nightrain into the pole head first. Dub grabs the steel steps and lays Nightrain on them he goes onto the apron and dvies off with a tumbling senton onto the steps!! Dub grabs Nightrain and rolls him into the ring Dub looks under the ring for something and he pulls out a Ironing Board!! He throws it in the ring and sets it up he lays Nightrain on it and makes his way up to the top he dives off with a frogsplash barely bending the ironing board!! The ironing board rolls on its side sending both men to the mat Dub is up and he whips Nightrain into the ropes he catches him and drops him on his neck with a T-Bone Dubplex! He makes a cover…one…two…kickout! Dub is up and he goes for a suplex but Nightrain counters it with a ddt!!! Both men slow to get up now. Nightrain is up first and he grabs Dub in a waistlock and Backbody drops him! Nightrain makes a pin…one…two…thr…kickout!!! Nightrain is upset now…he grabs Dub and sets him up on the top rope he climbs up as well and Dub pushes him off he motions for a chair a fan throws it to him and he nails Nightrain with The Dubinator!!!!! Dub cant make the cover though, Dub rolls on top of Nightrain…one…two…kickout!!!! Dub is up so is Nightrain…Nightrain turns towards Dub and is hit with a superkick!!! Dub falls on top of Nightrain…one…two…three!!!!

Bald: HOORAY!!!

Troy: Wait a minute! You're actually cheering for Dub's victory?

Bald: No, Stupid! I'm cheering cause now the only matches left are for IA!!! Bedlam, then Special K!!!

Troy: Well, I'll cheer Dub, a hard fought match, and he showed Night Train what the UWF is all about! I'll let you field the next one, Baldy!

Bald: Okay, we've got Bedlam extending his record breaking title hold against Alan Frost!

See you in Hell by Grim Reaper plays, and out walks Alan Frost, one half of the Tag team Champions, gets in the ring.

Butterflies by Weezer plays, and out drives the Americas Champion Bedlam in his new Hummer!.He gets in the ring, and grabs a mic.

Bedlam: I have been told to say this from Money who is at home this week... "Frost, you think you can just get a title shot like that at the Americas Title. I don't think so. You want a shot at a belt, you gotta give a shot at the belts. On Violence, for the Tag Team Championships, Bedlam and Special K vs. You and your whore!"

Alan Frost just jumped on Bedlam, and he is pounding away on him. Bedlam is trying to get his sleeves free.. yes, he is whipping him with his straight jacket sleeves! He just hit Frost in the eye with one of the buckles, and Frost went down hard. The ref is checking his eye. I think he wants to stop the match. Bedlam is laughing, and he is trying to get in to give him more... Frost spins.. Belly-to-Belly! Frost just aniled Bedlam with one, and he is tearing off the jacket. Frost is picking up Bedlam by the hair. Waist lock.. German Suplex! YES! he holds on, and rolls to his feet. Another! Another! He just gave bedlam a triple German suplex! Bedlam's neck looks like it is in rough shape! Frost isn't letting up! he just locked on a front face lock, and he is wrenching up, so that the pressure is on Bedlams neck. Frost isn't letting go, and Bedlam just reached the ropes. Frost won't let go! 1....2....3....4.... Finally he lets go, and bedlam can't even stand up straight. he does. frost with a quick kick to the stomach... Running high knee lift, and he just snapped Bedlams neck back. The champion is in big trouble. Frost is locking on a scissors lock around his neck. He is trying to break Bedlams neck! Frost looks really upset, and he is wrenching back on the neck. Frost lets go, and he is quickly climbing to the top ropes...He is waiting for Bedlam to stand up... Spinning Hell kick to the face, rocked the champions head back, and he hits the ground hard again. Frost locks the scissors lock on again. Bedlam is almost unconscious from the pain. Bedlam got his feet over to the ropes, and Frost lets go. Frost lifting up Bedlam... Piledriver! He is crushing Bedlams neck! Bedlam looks like he is unconscious. frost lifting him up again.. Another Piledriver! The ref is going to call this match real soon. Bedlam is getting up slowly now. Frost is waiting to thi a clothesline... NO! Bedlam ducked! INK BLOT! Frost can't get out, he is in the middle of the ring... He is trying to hold it... trying... NO! he tapped! Bedlam wins, and Frost, after dominating Bedlam like no one has, falls a bit short.

Bald: WHOPDEWOO!!! BEDLAM! YEAH!

Troy: I have to admit Bedlam is really making a name for himself in UWF.

Bald: Yeah, a better name then everybody else...that is everybody who isn't IA.

Troy: yes, yes, of course...

Bald: Next, we go live via satellite to the Garden Basket where Special K will surely defeat Hexum. I'll do IA a favour and make the count 5-0 agaisnt Hexum after this match.

Troy: Ummm...it seems we are having diffculty getting a clear shot at the grocery store match but camera's are rolling so as soon as we get a clear picture we will show you Bleeding Romeo vs. Talk Show Host from the very first UWF PPV!!

Bleeding Romeo, the Champion of NMWA, and Talk Show Host, the Champion of DHW, meet in the center of the ring, as they comence the bad mouth on each other. Talk Show Host is met with a vicious kick from Romeo as he couldn't past up the oppertunity. Talk Show Host cowardly squirms to the corner, Romeo slowly cautionly close in, but Talk Show Host slides out of the ring. The ref begins to count while Talk Show Host stops by and interviews a fan. The ref warns The Host as he begins to climb upon the apron. He then demands Romeo to step away, as he is getting anxoius on facing the Champion Talk Show Host claims to be. The Champ of DHW finally gets into the ring and Romeo rushes out of the corner with a flying closeline. Romeo then picks up the daze Host and sets him up for a Atomic Leg Drop. With Talk Show Host on his back, Romeo begins to work on the small little back. Consistent legdrops are put across the back of the screaming DHW World Champion. Romeo picks up the dead body and appiles a picture perfect DDT. Romeo wraps his fingers around his throat...way up!!! And crashing down to the canvass! What a choke slam! Talk Show Host trying to coming back and takes a swing...Romeo blocks it! Legsweep and a BIG splash! Talk Show Host is flattened! Talk Show Host is looking to take a breather in the corner...here comes ROMEO! BIG avalanche! Talk Show Host crumples to the mat. The Crowd now really into the match, scream there lungs out as they cheer for the action inside. Talk Show Host is leaving! He's had enough and is heading back to the dressing room. The ref's count is up to six and here comes Romeo! He dropkicks him from behind and now he's dragging Talk Show Host back to the ring...by the ear!!! OH! It spills out of the ring again! Romeo whips Talk Show Host into the guard rail! Now Romeo tries to ram Talk Show Host head into the metal steps. Talk Show Host gets his head bounced off the hard steel and both roll back under the bottom rope! Romeo grabs a hold of his ankles...BIG slingshot! Talk Show Host sails though the air. His head connects with the steel post!!!

Troy: We are back live and we have been told we will not be able to get you to the grocery store tonight but the cameras are rolling at the store and we will bring it to you tomorrow! Sorry but we are out of time!!

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