Sunday April 25, 1999
from the UWF Coliseum in Las Vegas, Nevada


Troy Farina: Welcome everyone to UWF's biggest PPV of the year, EPISODE I!

Bald Crumb: Yes, we are here the brand new UWF Coliseum and we have a huge lineup for you!

Troy: Including the first ever Reporters match! Oh, I am being told that we are going to the ring now for the first Match! Mad Dawg Manson takes on Muscleman!

Mad Dawg Manson makes his way down to ring, as this match is on the way. Dogie Style blasts to Mad Dawg enjoyment as he makes his way down to ringside. His Opponent, Muscleman. Ruff Ryders blasts as Muscleman makes his way down the aisle. Mad Dawg waiting in the Ring starts to taught Muscleman as he slides into the ring, and starts to wail away. Mad Dawg protecting his head as Muscleman let's go with HayMakers!!! The ref breaks it up as the bell signals the start of the match. Muscleman off the ropes, Body Press on Mad Dawg. Muscleman gets cheers from the crowd as Mad Dawg slides to the outside. Muscleman now starts to taught Mad Dawg as Muscleman struts around. Mad Dawg slides in behind Muscleman, spins him around DEVASTING DDT!!!!! Jeez, you can here the neck snap from here! Mad Dawg Manson picks him up, BRAIN BUSTER!!!!! Muscleman neck is being worked upon. Mad Dawg off the ropes, Leap Frog over Muscleman, off the other ropes, Muscleman goes for a Back Body Drop, Mad Dawg stops on a dime, SWINGING NECK BREAKER!!!!!!!!!! Mad Dawg sets Muscleman up for a GREAT DDT!!!! Mad Dawg picks up Muscleman, Another DDT!!!! Mad Dawg once again DDT!!!!! OH WAIT!!!!!!!!!! NECK BREAKER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Muscleman my now have a slinky for a spine!!! Mad Dawg Gives the crowd the signal!!! Devastating PILEDRIVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Muscleman now lies motionless on the ground.... The Crowds wants Mad Dawg to finish off the Muscleman, as the Chant " Finish Him Finish Him " Buzzes throughout the crowd. Mad Dawg sets Muscleman on the Top ropes!!!! IT'S TIME FOR THE DOGGIE DROP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! BAM!!!!!!!!!!!! Muscleman feels the effect of the DOGGIE DROP!!!!!!!!!! Mad Dawg, turns him over, Cover 1....2....3...Mad Dawg Wins It!

Troy: What a match and victory by Mad Dawg! He fought the whole way.

Crumb: Add to that Muscleman is terrible and There is no way he coulda lost!

Troy: You always have to bring everybody down. This is Episode I, the Biggest of them all! Keep people happy for once.

Crumb: Why? They suck, they don't know it, so I tell them.

Troy: You are terrible. Look its Frost and Vixen in the ring and they are clearing house.

Crumb: Whoaaa!! Go Vixen!

Frost: Well, I see that everyone's here...the signs, the screaming, everything that goes with an event of this size. Well, there's gonna be a lot more yelling soon, when I get in the ring with Boyardee, and then again when Vic and I jump in against the Forsaken.I see the predictions...They think we're not capeable of winning here. Is it because we lack the skill? Do we tend to screw up in matches? Is it a lack of raw power? No...they never give a reason why we shouldn't win. It's biased. I have only a few words for the Circle before tonight's matches...In the UWF arena, everyone can hear you scream...but in the UWF arena, no one cares if you scream. I'll see you folks later in the night, when the Circle gets what's coming to them...

Alan lights a cigar and puts an arm around Victoria's waist. They walk back up the ramp, and "Colosseum" by Rika Muranaka plays on the speakers. The crowd erupts in cheering, and Frost runs back out, playing for the crowd.

Troy: What a ham.

Crumb: Did you see Vixen?

Troy: Anyway. Our next match is a four corners match for a shot at the National Title on Wednesday...let's hit the ring!

A rip of Come as you are by Nirvana plays (Raven's Theme Song) as Spacer makes his way to the ring. Live Wire by Motley Crue now kicks in and out comes Johnny Wad along with Lollipop. We didn't start the fire by Billy Joel now plays as Joey Hartbreak makes his way to the squared circle. Finally "Take it" by KMFDM plays and out comes the finally member of this four corners match Brahm Steppengeist. The bell sounds and Wad locks up with Hartbreak as Brahm and Spacer tangle on the other side. Wad is hammering on Joey now but Joey turns it around and pounds on Wad he whips him into the ropes and follows him in clotheslining him over the top rope and to the outside. Hartbreak dives over the top with an suicide dive. Brahm is kicking Spacer down in the corner then he puts his boot on Spacers throat and chokes the life out of him. He breaks it then grabs Spacers hair and lifts him up out of the corner he grabs him by the hair and drives his face into the mat. He slaps on a rear chinlock while Wad is being pumpled on the outside. Hartbreak tosses Wad back into the ring. He makes his way in the ring as well he kicks Wad in the stomach and turns him over in a chicken wing…one…two…kickout! Brahm comes from behind and nails Hartbreak with a kick to the back he picks up Joey and press slams him to the mat. Wad had rolled out of the ring and is hiding under the ring now. Joey and Brahm exchanging rights and lefts while Spacer recovers he gets up and goes to the top he tries to hit both men with a crossbody block but they catch him and slam him down hard to the mat. Joey goes back to Brahm with a hard right hand knocking Brahm to the mat he leg drops Brahm's arm then bends it in a armlock. Brahm easily picks up Joey and dumps him over the top rope to the outside. Wad is semi out of from under the ring now but he is pulling Joey out with him. Spacer is all alone with Brahm now. He dropkicks Brahm once but there was no effect. He tries again but Brahm swats him away. He picks up Spacer by the throat and chokslams him out of the ring he is standing all alone when Wad and Hartbreak come from under the ring behind Brahm they both him the big guy with a clothesline knocking him over the top rope and to the outside. Wad goes to high five Joey but Joey kicks him in the gut then powerbombs him he makes a cover …one…two….three!

Crumb: Whoa! Did that match turn out Crazy! I didn't know what was going on from the get-go.

Troy: That is true, I didn't think Joey was going to be able to pull it off, but he fought through it, and won. Great match by Brahm as well.

Crumb: Not great, but... well, I will say Good. Tough too.

Troy: What? A compliment from Crumb, that wasn't about IA? I didn't know it could ever be done

Crumb: Shut up! We gotta get to our next match!

Troy: We surely do, and it is for the vacant TV Title! Jeff Boyardee vs. Alan Frost!

A Warm Place by NIN plays now as Jeff Boyardee comes to the ring. My Name Is by Eminem plays as Alan Frost comes out of the back he enters the ring and the bell sounds. They lock up in the center of the ring and Jeff sends Alan to the mat with a strong shove. Alan sits there and stares at Jeff for a moment then gets up and locks up again this time Alan shoves Jeff down to the mat. They lock up for a third time and Alan puts Jeff in a headlock but Jeff pushes him off into the ropes he lays down as Alan jumps over him to the other side of the ring Jeff gets up and hip tosses Alan to the mat and Alan gets up and is sent over with another one and Jeff puts on an armbar. Alan gets to his feet and he pokes Jeff in the eye then picks him up and hits a inverted atomic drop then a clothesline knocking Jeff over. Alan makes a cover…one…two…kickout by Jeff. Jeff is up and he slaps the taste out of Alans mouth. He scoops up Alan and slams him down then does a verison of the People's Elbow but instead of dropping the elbow he does a leg drop and makes a pin after it….one…two…kickout! Alan is up and walks into a dropkick by Jeff then another pin by Jeff…one…two…kickout! Jeff picks up Alan and whips him into the ropes he goes for a clothesline but Alan ducks it and hits the ropes he bounces off hitting Jeff with a diving shoulder block he slowly gets to his feet and hits a belly to belly suplex on Jeff he grabs Jeff by the hair and goes for a tombstone but Jeff reverses it Jeff slams Alan head first to the mat with the tombstone he makes a cover…one…two…kickout! Alan stagers to his feet as does Jeff both men are up but barely. Alan takes a swing at Jeff but he ducks and grabs Alan in a waistlock he goes for a german suplex but Alan hits Jeff with a kick to the groin both men fall to the mat and the ref starts a ten count….one…two…three…four….five….six….seven….Alan is up first he goes over picks up Jeff but Jeff rolls him up in a small package….one…two…thr…kickout!! Jeff gets up and pushes Alan into the ropes he goes for a clothesline but Alan ducks and Jeff goes over the top but he grabs onto the ropes and pulls himself back up to the apron he grabs Alan by the hair and drops off of the apron dropping Alan throat first acrosses the ropes he rolls in the ring quickly and makes a cover…one…two…kickout! Jeff picks up Alan into a fireman's carry and drops him with a Death Valley Driver he rolls on top of Alan…one…two…thr…kickout! Jeff is frustrated he picks up Alan and throws him into the corner he sets him on the top and goes up top as well he is going for The Can but Frost throws him off of the top to the mat he jumps off looking for a splash but nobody's home he hits all mat. Jeff gathers a surge of energy and gets to his feet he picks up Alan and whips him into the ropes and nails him with a huge powerslam….one…two…thr…KICKOUT AGAIN! Jeff grabs Alan and thorws him out onto the apron he grabs him and stunners him acrossed the ropes sending Alan falling back to the arena floor hitting his head on the railing. Jeff rolls outside and throws Alan into the ring he lifts up Alan and hits a side russian leg sweep he makes a cover…one…two…three!

Crumb: And there is your new TV Champion! Special K coulda beat him though.

Troy: I am guessing Bedlam and Cykotick coulda done it too?

Crumb: Now that you mention it...

Troy: Great win by Jeff Boyardee, but this feud isn't over yet. They will have to square off again tonight, for the Tag Gold too.

Crumb: Hmmm-mmmmm The lovely Vixen. OUCH! is she fine!

Troy: We gotta get to the ring now for the Loser Leaves the UWF Match! Scott Easton is trying to clear out the 352 crew, and his victim tonight is going to be Michael Wiley!

Crumb: If he can beat the Franchise. Lets get to the ring!

"Wasted Youth" by Blood for Blood plays and 352 Crew member Micheal Wiley makes his way to the ring.

"1,2,3...Slam" by Guttermouth plays and Scott Easton comes to the ring seeking the end of 352.

Wiley doesnt wait for Easton to get in the ring and nails him with a forearm smash to the back of head...pulls Easton to the middle of the ring and lifts him up vertically...holds him up...nice vertical suplex...but Wiley isnt done and lifts him again...snap suplex...quick cover...One, Two, kickout by Scott...Wiley lifts Scott to feet...quick reversal hip toss by Scott..he runs the ropes...hard leg lariat across the neck of Wiley...Scott goes right for the leg Wiley...locks on a half boston crab...Scott just begins to wrench on Wiley's leg...Wiley isnt quiting, but I dont think thats Scott's game plan...Scott release the hold, grabs Wiley's ankle and drops back...streeching those hamstring muscles...Scott now stomps on the leg on Wiley...Scott takes a step back and challenges Wiley to get to his feet...Wiley fights up, but cant put pressure on the leg quite yet...Scott nails him with a right hook and then locks on a headlock...Wiley lifts him quickly and atomic drop, but on his back leg and Wiley falls to the ground holding the leg...Wiley crawls to the ropes on all fours, while Scott comes over...reaches down and grabs Wiley's hair...but, double leg takedown by Wiley and Wiley sits on Easton's chest and begins to pound on his head...Wiley is getting the energy from the crowd and gets to his feet...picks up Easton and whips him into the corner...follows...stinger splash...Easton falls to the ground...

Troy: Look its Waldo and, and Smiling Jack walking to the ring. Huh? I thought Jack was in a wheel chair!

Wiley reaches down and signals for the Shining Star...places Easton's head between his legs for the first part the piledriver...Wait Jack reaches in and grabs Wiley's arm and pulls him outside the ring...Wiley asks Waldo whats going on...Waldo slaps him...Jack grabs Wiley! Last Laff!!! Smiling Jack picks up Wiley and tosses him back into the ring...Easton is up and grabs Wiley...he locks on the Safety Pin Sling! The ref sees Wiley is out cold and signals for the bell!

Crumb: Wiley is gone! Easton has just kicked Wiley out of the UWF!

Troy: And Wiley can't believe he lost!

Crumb: na na na na... na na na na... Hey hey hey, GOODBYE!

Troy: And whose this man coming down to the ring?

Crumb: Dont know but he's helping Easton back out of the ring.

Troy: I believe his name is DeviLock.

Crumb: Damn, I really liked Wiley too.

Troy: Well, he is gone, and next we have a tag team match for the number 1 contendership to the titles. Heavy Metal vs. The Grimm!

IronMan by Black Sabbath plays now as Heavy Metal make there way into the ring. No Place to Hide by KoRn plays now as Highlander and Delirium (Grimm) come to the ring they step into the ring as Heavy Metal attacks. Heavy just knocked Highlander down with a clothesline. Metal and Delirium are in a all out brawl on the floor. Delirium whips Metal into the steps then rolls in the ring he is right behind Heavy he grabs him from behind in a full nelson, Highlander goes for a big kick to the face but Heavy moves and he hits Delirium right in the mouth knocking him out. Heavy slams Highlander down to the mat and tags in Metal. Metal climbs into the ring and grabs a hold of Highlander he picks him up and tosses him into his own corner. Highlander tags out to Delirium and he enters the ring he runs into Metal but is knocked down he quickly gets up and runs into Metal again but yet again he gets knocked down. He gets up and jumps in Metals face cussing him out, Delirium slaps Metal in the face then starts to back track but Heavy enters the ring to stop him Metal runs right over Delirium with a clothesline while Heavy splashs him the ref starts to count but realizes Heavy is not the legal man. Heavy exits as Metal picks up Delirium he lifts him up and throws him back down with a suplex. He makes a pin on Delirium…one…two…Highlander with the save. Heavy comes running in hitting Highlander with a forearm smash. He whips Highlander into the corner he sits him up top and climbs up top as well he picks up Highlander up and goes for a superplex but Highlander counters it sending Heavy to the outside. Highlander sits on the middle rope now watching Delirium try to contend with Metal. Metal picks up Delirium and goes for a arm and neck suplex, Delirium punches his way out of it and goes for an ankle lock submission. Highlander runs over and kicks Delirium off of Metal then picks him up and nails The Deed on his partner!!! Highlander rolls Metal on top of Delirium and the ref starts to count…one…two…three!

Crumb: Highlander now has the mic.

Highlander: I have had it with trash like Grimm, a new day, a new Highlander. Watch out for it! Y2K!!

Troy: I have no idea why Highlander turned on Delirium and the Grimm.

Crumb: Who cares! Grimm sucks!

Troy: Well, one of there members is going to try to take the Americas Title away from Bedlam tonight.

Crumb: Grimm = BAD.

Troy: Were you watching the same match I was?

Crumb: I had my eyes closed, can't watch.

Troy: Well, up next is a match I think you are going to want to see. The Special Reporters Match! Ray Waldon and Parker are already in the ring!

Ray Walden comes out to UWF with no music as he stops halfway down the aisle. The Crowd gives him boo's as he turns around and stares at the back. Finally the 352 Music Plays, and Ray Shows a huge grin. Ray slides into the ring. WAIT, here goes Waldo down to ringside. Waldo joins Ray in the ring as the arena echoes the boo's. Brent Parker steps into the walkway as 352 cuts off... No music for Brent as He starts to run towards Ray. Waldo goes left and Ray slides out the right. Brent is pumped and ready to go. Ray starts to walk around as the bell sounds to start the matchup, Ray asks the ref to push Brent back, as Ray wants to get back into the ring. Ray slowly slowly climbs back in as Brent keeps his cool. Ray and Brent Lockup. No Ray decides not to and steps away. The circle each other and lockup. No, Ray once again decides otherwise. Brent Charges but Ray steps behind the ref and ducks into the ropes. the ref pushes Brent away. Ray then charges at Brent but Brent counters with a clean Hiptoss. Ray soars to the other turnbuckle as Ray yells at the ref for a hair pull. Waldo steps onto the apron and argues with the ref that there was a hair pull. Ray makes his way up with Brent Charging, Ray ducks out and grabs the ref. The ref refuses to let Brent attack Ray as he's technically outside. The crowd really starting to boo, as Ray now makes his way out of the corner. Ray tries to surprise Brent with a short clothesline but Brent counters with a HIPTOSS!!!! RAY Gets up quickly and starts to yell at the ref of a hair pull!! Waldo gets mad once again and climbs to the ring apron. He continues to yell at the ref as Brent can't wait no longer and NAILS WALDO WITH A BIG FORARM!!!!! The ref Warns Brent as Waldo slips Ray with a gold bar. Waldo tries to climb into the ring, but is restricted by the ref. Ray TAKING ADVANTAGE, HITS BRENT WITH THE GOLD BAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! OH MY GOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Ray throws the bar to the outside!!!!! He taps the ref, Cover 1...2...3!!!!
Crumb: Walden should join the Grimm! He is terrible too!

Troy: Well doesnt make a difference now since Ray won it.

Crumb: Parker got robbed.

Troy: We are almost halfway done the card tonight, and it has already been spectacular! What else could happen here tonight?

Crumb: Everything is going to happen in the Double Main Event! IA is bringing the belt home.

Troy: I am not sure about that, but we have the Hardcore Title match now. Cykotick takes on the returning CWolvie in a Pinfalls Count Anywhere match. Let's get to the ring!

Wait, Both men have already started the match in the locker room! Let's go there now!

CWolvie just hit Cykotick with mop! He broke it over his head! Cykotick is already on the floor, and CWolvie is looking for more weapons. He has a garbage can! He is putting it over Cyko's head! BOOM! BOOM! BOOM! he is beating it with the Mop! The can is deanted around his head! Cyko can't get it off. CWolvie is climbing up onto a stack of boxes.. He is at the top. Cykotick has the can off. CWolvie leaps! Smash! he just dropped an elbow on the garbage can! Cykotick is lifting up CW, and he is dragging him deeper into the Arena! he opens a door. it is a dressing room! There is a chalkboard on the wall, and Cyko is taking it down. CRACK! He just broke it in half over CWolvies head! Cwolvie is down! Cyko is lifting him up! Gut Wrench powerbomb onto the floor! CWolvie's head hit hard that time. Cykotick is picking up CWolvie, and he is lifiting him onto his shoulders... he is carrying him somewhere. Washroom! Toilets! BOOM! He just gave CWolvie a Samoan drop onto a porcelan thrown! it shattered! CWolvie is out cold! Cykotick is getting another one! He is pulling it away from the wall! Lifting it up. CWolvie is getting up, since Cykotick is taking his sweet ass time. Dropkick! The toilet just fell and shattered on Cyko's chest! His head knockd on the floor, and he is busted open. Cwolvie is pulling off all the mirrors! He is laying them in a stack on the ground... Grabbing Cykotick... BULLDOG! ONTO THE MIRRORS! Cykotick's face is cut to hell, and he is bleeding all over the place! CWolvie is dragging Cyko out of hte bathroom, and he is pulling him.. Outside! It is raining, and CWolvie is slipping all over the place. Cykotick is getting up slowly, and Cwolvie is waiting... He has a crate! He just threw it at Cyko, but Cyko ducked! CWolvie runs at him.. Cyko catches him... Shock Therapy onto the Crate! He just nailed him with his move, but he has so much blood in his eyes, he can't see where the hell he is. Wait, he Sees him, and he is picking him up. He pulls him over to the parking lot! Onto a lexus! Shock Therapy to the Pavement! That is it! 1...2...3!

Crumb: Yes, Cykotick retains it! Insane Asylum is going all out tonight!

Troy: Man, is CWolvie a competitor. He gave it his all out there, and he Almost had it, He was this close!

Crumb: Close only counts in Horseshoes and Hand Grenades! I have always wanted to say that.

Troy: Well, He was as close as you can come. Great win by Cykotick though.

Crumb: It was wasn't it?

Troy: I just said it was. What is wrong with you tonight?

Crumb: Biggest night in the History of the UWF, what do you expect?

Troy: I understand exactly. Next up is the Tag Team Title Match! CoD vs. Frost and Vixen! To the Squared Cirlce!

Living Dead Girl by Rob Zombie plays and out comes Alan Frost and Victoria Vixen they enter the ring together as A Warm Place by NIN's plays both men come down to the ring and get into a slug fest with their opponenets. Vixen just kicked Scott in the groin then ddt'd him. Frost and Jeff are fighting in the corner yet again. Frotst lifts up Jeff and drives him down with a brainbuster. Vixen sits Scott up and kicks him on the back of the head. She leaps over the top of Scott with a snapmare. Alan comes over and Vixen and Frost whip Scott into the ropes they go for a double clothesline but Scott ducks it and comes off the other side and nails Frost with a spear. Jeff is back up now he comes up behind Vixen and puts her in a sleeper she drops down breaking the hold with a jaw breaker. Klay now has Frost in a headlock but Vixen kicks him in the back of the head yet again breaking the hold she climbs to the top as Alan goes to the corner she is in and they do a rocket launcher from the top hitting Scott she hooks his leg…one…two…kickout. Jeff comes behind Alan and schol boys him…one…two…Vixen with the save. Jeff gets up and grabs Vixen by her hair he lifts her up and drops her on the ropes then he runs and dropkicks her off of them out onto the arena floor. Jeff turns his attention to Alan now as Klay is getting up he is surrounded by both men now. Jeff goes for a clotheline but Alan ducks and he is about to hit Klay but he also ducks he hits the ropes and comes back towards Klay but Klay thinks real quick he grabs Jeff and throws him over his body landing right on top of Alan he makes a pin…one…two…kickout. Vixen has snuck back into the ring she comes from behind and hits both men with low blows then hits Jeff with a inverted ddt. Klay comes over and grabs Vixen he lifts her up and hits her with the Demoralizer! He goes for a cover…one…two..Alan with the save! Vixen is out cold now. Alan grabs Klay and whips him into the ropes he bounces off of the ropes and clips Klay's knee sending him down to the mat in a lot of pain! He is holding his leg and screaming out in pain as Jeff comes in to check on Scott now but Alan throws him off of Klay and dropkicks him out of the ring. He grabs Scott now and hits No Remorse!! He pins Scott…one…two…three!!!

Troy: Alan Frost and Vixen pull off the victory!

Crumb: Is Klay ok?

Troy: Not sure looks like a blown knee.

Crumb: I hope not.

Troy: Me too. Well, this is the Best night of my life. Being a part of the Premier UWF Episode I, just brings shivers down my back.

Crumb: Well, what else is going to happen tonight?

Troy: We are coming down to the nitty-gritty now, so we are going to find out real soon. Americas Title Match is up now! Bedlam defends against Hexum!

Crumb: HERE WE GO!

Hexum is making his way to the ring now he stops and sees Matt at ringside they sort of nod at each other then he enters the ring. Bufferfly by Weezer now plays and out comes Bedlam he stands outside looking into the ring and out of nowhere Hexum hits him with a baseball slide knocking him into the railing. He keeps on the attack by hitting Bedlam with a kick then he tosses him into the ring he climbs to the top and dives off with a flying headbutt he makes a early pin…one….kickout by Bedlam. Hexum pulls Bedlam up and goes for a sunset flip but Bedlam sits down on Hexum crushing him. Bedlam grabs Hexum by the neck and pulls him up and lifts him up over his head and drops him with a double armed chokeslam he then picks up both of Hexum's legs and pulls them apart. He picks up Hexum and slams him down to the mat he jumps up and drives a fist into the skull of Hexum. He puts a foot on Hexum's chest and the ref counts…one…kickout by Hexum. Hexum gets to his feet and is met with a clothesline followed by a whip into the ropes, Bedlam goes for a big boot to the face but Hexum ducks it and springs off of the ropes with a flying head scissors takeover. Hexum runs over to Bedlam and chops him in the chest then lifts him onto the middle turnbuckle he is going for Broken Dreams he has him set up but Bedlam turns it into a ddt from the top!!! Both men are down…Bedlam is up first he picks up Hexum and goes for a shoulder breaker but he caught the referee in the face knocking him down he goes ahead and plants Hexum with the shoulder breaker but here comes Heavy Metal from the back...they roll in the ring behind Bedlam, who is shaking the ref to wake up...Metal picks up Hexum in the air...Heavy over...Dudley Drop on Hexum...Bedlam has gotten the ref to his feet just as Heavy Metal is outta there and gone...Bedlam over to Hexum and picks him up...Sedutive!!! The cover...One, Two, Three!!!

Crumb: Yes, IA! Still has the Americas Title! Great win, and Like I said before, Grimm..... they suck

Troy: Damn that Hexum is quick! He is getting better and better, and soon might be contending for the Heavyweight Title. Hexum is on the rise.

Crumb: He is terrible, Grimm is terrible, Delirium, well... Bad

Troy: Guess what it is time for. The revenge of Former Champions and Friends Match-up!

Crumb: Come on Dante! Cream that idiot Bleeding Romeo. No one makes fools of IA. Dante!

Troy: You are never going to learn are you? Here goes!

One by Creed plays, and out comes Dante Burn, the former UWF Heavyweight Champion, Dante Burn!

Maybe Angels by Sheryl Crow plays, and Bleeding Romeo walks down the aisle. He gets in the ring.

Bell rings, and they lock up. Romeo coming out of this one the stronger one, and backing up Dante Burn into the corner. Clean break by Romeo. he backs off, and he is staring Dante right in the eyes. dante walks forward, and they lock up again. Headlock by Dante Burn. Thrown into the ropes by Romeo, jumps over Romeo who is on the ground... Romeo just tossed him out of the ring! Following him out there now. Romeo has a chair! BOOM! He hit him on the top of the head! Dante Burn got his arm up to block some of the impact. Romeo throws the chair into the ring, and he is lifting up Dante Burn now. Crying Soul! on the floor! Dante Burn is unconscious on the gound! Romeo is lifting him up, and throwing him back into the ring now. Romeo positioning the chair... Crying sould on the chair! NO! Burningrana! Burningrana onto the chair! Cover, 1...2...NO! Romeo just got up. Both men hurting now, and on the ground. Romeo is moving a bit, and Dante is still motionless. Romeo is up, ha he is lifting up Dante Burn. Front face lock by Romeo, and Dante is getting his neck wrenched up. Dante is trying to get himself to the ropes, or get out of this... Thrown over his ehad is Romeo! Into a Northern Lights Suplex! 1...2...NO! Romeo just got his left side up. Dante is getting up slowly, and Romeo is down. Dante lifts him up, and irish whip into the ropes... Boot to the stomach, Side Russian Leg Sweep! Romeo is down and out, 1...2...NO! Dante Burn can't believe it! He is getting up, and he is grabing the chair that has already been used. Propping it up in the corner, inbetween the middle and top turnbuckles now. Going to get Romeo... Irish Whip! Romeo's back just crashed right into the chair! he is rolling around, arching his back. Dante Lifts him up, now... Sidewalk Slam! Dante is focusing fully on his back. Lifting him up again... Backbreaker! He is bending him over his knee! He isn't letting go! Romeo is in a lot of trouble! Romeo Kicks off, and, he just hit the ref in the head! Ref is out! Dante Burn is up, and he is lifting up Romeo... WAIT! From the crowd! Here comes a crazed fan! Wait, no that is... that is... Chaostic! He has a crow bar! BOOM! To the top of Dante's head! Romeo is getting up.. One for him too! he is leaving now through the crowd! dante is stirring, and he is getting up. Setting the unconscious Romeo up for Crash and Burn! he hit it! There is no ref! Special K! He is coming down to the ring now! He has a mirror in his hands! CRASH! right over Dante's Head! Romeo is getting up... Special K telling him to get up faster... Twisted Soul! Special K waking up the ref! 1...2...3! yes, he did it! Special K is in the ring now, with Romeo. he has something in his hands... it is a shirt! an IA shirt! Romeo takes it, and he is putting it on! Oh my god! Look at the UWFTron! it is a picture of the IA logo with Romeo's! They are together! Dear God!

Crumb: Oh my God! Romeo is.... He is... IA!

Troy: After All the beatings him and Special K have been giving each other, he is with them?

Crumb: Well, I don't know but Dante sure Felt that, and did it ever knock him senseless! Yes! Insane Asylum is HUGE!

Troy: Well, I have to ask that if Money wins tonight, then they are going to be, pretty much, Unstoppable.

Crumb: What a trick! I can't believe that they would do that without telling me!

Troy: Well, they fooled all of us, not just you. Dante Burn is upset about this one, and I think he is going to try to get revenge on Bleeding Romeo and Special K.

Crumb: Well, my guess would be Romeo, since the Score hasn't really been settled yet. Romeo is IA! YES!

Troy: it is time for the Main Event. The Heavyweight Title match. Sweet tooth defends against Money Marcus Goldstein. Money had a chance earlier, but couldn't get it done. He has this one, and if he losses, it might just be his last one.

Crumb: he won't lose.

Troy: Well, Special K is in the ring now, and he is wearing the Striped shirt. Prez Kellen is with him, and he is lecturing him. Making sure K knows that he has to be Fair, and Unbiased.

Crumb: Special K should be able to do whatever he wants! Shouldn't have to be shackled down like this!

Troy: There's the Music, we better get to the ring!

Money by Everlast plays, and out walks Money Marcus Goldstein. He climbs in the ring, and walks straight over to Special K. He just shook his hand!

Boogy Woogy Woo by ICP plays, and out walks the UWF Champion, Sweet Tooth. He climbs in the ring.

Special K is checking both men for weapons. He is checking Sweet Tooth now, and... Money just hit him in the head with a fist. Special K didn't see it. Special K backs off, and Money is going to school on Sweet Tooth. Stomping him in the corner. Money picks him up, an irish whip into the other corner. Clothesline into the turnbuckles! Sweet Tooth is in a heap on the rgound. Special K backs off Jones, and he is asking Tooth if he quits. He said no. Jones lifts him up again, and hooks on an abdominal stretch! Her has a handful of the ropes too! Special Kisn't looking. I think he knows but he isn't doing anything. Tooth is screaming, but he isn't giving up. He is at a tremendous disadvantage. Special K getting up now, and he Finally sees Money grabbing the ropes. He tells him to let go. Money isn't. 5 count! 1.....2.....3.....4..... Finally! That was the slowest count ever! Special K is risking getting canned for this! Sweet Tooth with a hiptoss! Jones is on the ground too. He is getting up though, and Tooth rolls out of the ring. Jones is up, and he is rolling to the outside too. Tooth is rolling into the ring now, and Jones goes in after him. Tooth hitting him with boots to the lower back. he is trying to stomp a mudhole in him. Tooth pulls him into the middle of the ring. and lifts him up.. Piledriver! cover, 1...2...NO! He almost retained the title! Tooth is locking on an Ankle Lock! Money has no where to go! He is in the middle of the ring. K is asking Money if he gives. Money is saying no. K is now asking Tooth if he gives up. Tooth is laughing at Special K. Money is trying to pull himself to the ropes! Money is almost there! Almost! Tooth is trying to push him backwards! Special K just stepped on Tooth's fingers! It was an accident though, and Money made it! Special K is counting the 5 count, 1..2..3..4..He breaks it! That was WAY faster than his last count! Tooth is upset, and he is in K's face! Special K is shaking his head no, but while this is going on, Money is getting back to his feet. Tooth is telling K that he is stupid. Roll-up! 1...2...NO! Tooth kicked out! We almost had a new champion! Money locks on a figure-4! Tooth can't get out of it! He is trying to turn it. Yes he does! Tooth turned it! Money is hurting now! WHAT THE!?!?! Special Kjust pushed Money with his foot, and Money rolled, and he is now back in control of the Figure-4! Special K is cheating left, right and center! Tooth makes it to the ropes now, 5 count, 1.....2.....3.....4..... Ne breaks it! Tooth is down on the mat, and Money is lifitng him up... DDT! He hit a DDT! cover, 1...2...NO! Money with another DDT! cover, 1...2...NO! He can't finish him off! Money is upset. Tooth is getting up slowly. Money walks towards him. Kick to the stomach! Powerbomb! Tooth hit a sit-down powerbomb!cover, 1...2...NO! Money got his shoulder up! This match has been a see-saw match, and the Champion is now in control. He is standing on the second rope... Bulldog! Money's face was driven down in the mat, and he is lifting him up again. Irish whip, Clowndrop! Clowndrop! Tooth hit his move! cover... Wait, Special K is over ear the announce table, asking how much time is left in the match! he finally comes in, 1...2...NO! Money got out. Tooth is furious! he is all over K, and he just shoved him! K is smiling now. That evil smile. Money is trying to get to his feet, and K is still talking wioth Tooth. Tooth hasn't learned from last time... Groin Shot! Money is bringing Tooth up to the top rope... Fall From Grace! 1..2..3! Quick Count by Special K and we have a new Champion! Tooth is down and out, and Special K and Money are celebrating! What a match, what a fight!

Troy: Oh My God! What a finish! What an ending!

Crumb: I can't believe it. I am overcome, and I can barely breathe.

Troy: Well, you better, cause this is the beginning of a new era in the UWF.

Crumb: Can't believe it.

Troy: Well, that is all the time we have, For everyone that watched, we hope you enjoyed the Greatest PPV in the history of the UWF! Episode 1!

Crumb: But look the FBI is coming down to ringside and grabbing Sweet Tooth from the middle of the ring. They are slapping handcuffs on him and taking him out.

Troy: Doesnt pay to murder. But look its KPac, KPac has returned and he has a mic.

KPac: Well well well. Sweet Tooth, you have made quite a rep lately. Looks like everyone is after you, and not even for the Belt either. That's really not suprising. Sweet Tooth, oh Sweet Tooth. You know what you did to that fan, doesn't scare me. Nor does it to anyone else that wants a peice of your carcass. But, you will pay for this. Now, According to me, you have gone under the rule of first degree murder.. now, as far as i'm concerned. Your ASS is going to JAIL buddy. And you know what. Your Cell Buddy is gonna be ME! You see, i'm challenging you to a Jail Cell Match. You want the rules, the first one to break out of the facilities. HAHAHA! Got IT!! I want your ASS... PLAIN AND SIMPLE!!! You got it. You and me, and no one else... I will see you in Alcatraze. Total Lockdown and no way out. HAHAHAHAHA!! Sweet tooth, you better prepare yourself for one HELL OF A BEATING. I'm gonna revenge that fan that you murdered, and you will not see another day in the light. HAHAAHAHA! Be Ready for Alcatraze. Be Ready for the Jail Cell MATCH!!! WHOOOO!!!

Troy: Well there you have it KPac v Sweet Tooth in a jail cell match at the Armageddon and what this?

Crumb: Owner of the UWF Dan is making his way down to the ring.

Owner Dan: I would like to thank all of you in the back and all the fans for the best PPV of alltime. Now I must make a sad announcement...I will be stepping away from the UWF for some time. (Crowd sighs) Thank you! But in my absence VP Chad Hendricks will be promoted to President and the current Prez Kellen, well will be the New Commisioner of the UWF. I promise you things will be run the same and you will all still have action packed cards every week. And before I lay this mic down I must make one last announcement. I wanna leave my mark while I am gone so I am booking one last match for Wednesday at Armageddon...It will be new World Champion, Marcus Goldstein defending against Bleeding Romeo!!! (Crowd stands and roars as IA begins to yell at Dan). Thank you all and good nite.


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