Sunday, March 28, 1999
from the Mandalay Bay Hotel & Casino
in Las Vegas, Nevada

Troy Farina: Hello ladies and gentleman and welcome. We are live from the Brand New Mandalay Bay Hotel & Casino in Las Vegas, Nevada for UWF's Lethal Injection live on PPV. I am your host Troy Farina and I'm accompanied by the always shinny head Bald Crumb and we have the first ever Lethal Lottery here tonight.

Crumb: That's right Troy and The UWF World Heavyweight Championship is on the line as the Champion, Dub will defend it against former friend and Tag team partner, Dante Burn!

Troy: The Wheel is ready for those two to spin it and decide what match they will have. Also tonight they will have to Co-exist as they defend there Gold, against the Winners of the Lethal Lottery!

Crumb: Also, the Man that defeated my man, Blood Angel defends against Bedlam, the newest member of the Insane Asylum!

Troy: We are also having one of the most controversial reporters on Staff, Travis Monkey, and he will be backstage all night, talking to people about the Tournament!

Crumb: He is up there now, in the Private Boxes, and he is going to talk with the Guild! Take it away Monkey!

Monkey: I am up here in the Private Boxes, where The Guild is. I am trying to get a chance to talk with Klay Scoot, and Alan Frost about there chances tonight...

he knocks on the door, and it is opened by Scott.

Monkey: Hey, can I get a word with you?

Scott: I think not. As you can see, we're in the midst of a party here. The band, the ladies, and just in case any of our..many...enemies attempt to get in here, we have these professional security guards.

Monkey: Wait, I have one question. How far do you think you will make it?

Scott: Haven't I made it clear all along? The Guild will go all the way. Now take your leave!

Monkey: There ya have it Troy, let's get back to you!

Troy: Well, the Guild is looking Confident, but we have to get to our first match!

Crumb: Hexum and K-Pac vs. Cykotikc and MJP! lets get to the ring!

Flagpole Sitta by Harvey Danger plays, and out walks Cykotick, with MJP in tow. They climb in the ring. The James Bond theme plays, and out walks K-Pac. He is alone, and he gets in the ring alone. Down by 311 plays, and Hexum slowly comes down to the ring.

Cykotick just jumped K-Pac! He is beating him, and MJP is stomping him! Here comes Hexum! He rushes in, and he is punching away on MJP! Both men go over the top rope! Bell rings, and we are underway! Cykotick is still beating away on K-Pac, but K-pac is blocking most of it. He slides out underneath him, and he rolls him up, 1...2... NO! Cykotick kicks out, and he hits Pac with a Clothesline. Cykotick slides to the outside, where MJP and Hexum are going at it, and he picks up a chair! BOOM! Right in Hexums back! He slides back into the ring. Pac is up, and he picks up the chair before Cykotick could reach it! BOOM! Shot for him! MJP runs in now, and BOOM! He gets one too! K-Pac covers up on Cykotick, 1...2...NO! he got his shoulder up! Hexum is getting up from the floor, and he pulls MJP outside hte ring, and he is going to work on him! These guys just don't get along! K-Pac has lifted up Cykotick, and he has him on his shoulder in a powerslam position. He runs him straight into the corner! Tree of Woe! K-Pac is going to work now! Kicks to the rib area, and some to the face! He is going to get the chair! Cykotick Freed himself, and he is running at Pac... Dropkick to the back of the head! Pac to the outside of hte ring! MJP throws him back in, andhe climbs up onto the ring. He is asking for a tag, but Cykotick is hesitant. Yes, he tagged, and now MJP is in there.He kicks Pac in the stomach, and he hits an Inverted Atomic drop. K-Pac is hurting, and he is on the ground. MJP grabs him in a headlock, and he is wrenching hard. K-Pac's face is turning red, and he is trying to get out of this. he is up on his feet now, Back Suplex, and MJP hit his head hard on the mat. Pac is reaching for a tag from Hexum.He is crawling... Yes, he made it. hexum is in with a Bodyslam on MJP. Here comes Cykotick, and he gets one too. Hexum is cleaning house, and He has Cykotick back up. He is going for another Bodyslam. NO! MJP just chop-blocked him! Hexum is down holding his knee. The ref is getting Cykotick out of the ring, and MJP just hit a Blatent Low blow! MJP covers him, 1...2...NO! Hexum got his shoulder up just in the nick of time. MJP has him up, and an irish whip into the ropes, Going for a back body drop, NO! Single arm DDT by Hexum! MJP is hurting and he is going over to make a tag. Hexum is grabbing his leg not letting him. he is dragging him to his corner. Hexum with the tag, and K-Pac is going to hte top rope. Centon Bomb! He nailed MJP with the Centon Bomb! K-Pac is lifting him up, and he is going for an Backbraker! Tag back in to Hexum, and he brings him into the middle of the ring. Going for another bodyslam. He stuck it. Wait, K-Pac is leaving! he is walking away. What the hell is going on? Hexum doesnt know what is going on. MJP with a tag, and Cykotick is now in. Million Dollar Dream is applied on Hexum! He is screaming, and he is trying to get to the ropes. He is falling asleep! Cykotick lets go! and he hooks him in a leg grape vine! hexum is reaching for the ropes! yes he has it! he is getting up slowly though. SHOCK THERAPY! 1...2...3!

Crumb: Yes, Cykotick and MJP move on! They are leaving together.

Troy: Great win, and some good team work in that one.

Crumb: Here comes K-Pac, and he has Smiling Jack with him? What the hell? They are beating on hexum! Last Laugh DDT! Death Move!

Troy: They just layed out Hexum! Now they are leaving, what the hell is that?

Crumb: I don't know, but we have Travis Monkey in the back talking with Special K! Go to it!

Monkey: I am here at The Insane Asylum dressing room, and am trying to get a word with Special K about tonight. (Knocks on the door) Hello, K? Can I get a word with you?

Special K: Sure, HEHEHEHEHE!!! That is your word, NOW LEAVE! (door Slams)

Monkey: Well, I guess back to you Troy.

Troy: Well, Travis isn't having much luck. We have our next match, and it is Jeff Boyardee & Sweet Tooth vs. The Guild members, Klay Scott and Alan Frost! Lets go to the ring!

Hardcore by Skarhead brings out Jeff Boyardee. He goes to the ring. Boogy Woogy Woo brings out his partner, Sweet Tooth. They both get in the ring, and start to talk. Slim Shady by Eminem plays, and out walk both members of the team. Klay Scott is carrying a table with him to ringside. Scott sets up the table on the outside, and slides into the ring. Klay Scott is going to start this one out with Tooth. Bell rings, we are underway. They lock up, Klay comes out with a standing arm bar. Armdrag take down, by Scott, right into an arm bar on the ground. Sweet Tooth getting up, and he... hip toss take down, and into an arm bar of his own. Cross arm breaker, Klay blocks it tough, and rolls out of it. They both stand up, and lock up one more time. Knee to the stomach by Klay, and an Irish whip... Nightfall! Tooth just hit throat first onto the middle rope! Frost from the apron! Leg Drop onto the back of the head! Tooth is in trouble here, with some great double teaming. They look like Vets in there together. Tag in and Now Frost is working over Tooth. Grabs him in a waist lock... German suplex, he still has him held. Another one! and Another one! Triple German Suplex. Cover, 1...2...NO! he kicked out. Tooth is getting up Slowly, and Frost is waiting for him. Runs, No, Drop toe hold by Tooth, and he rolls over to make the tag to Jeff! Jeff comes in, and he goes right to work on Frost. Right off with a Tiger Suplex! Cover, 1...2...NO! Jeff back up, and he has Frost with him... Powerbomb! He is going to work on Frost! He grabs his legs, and he locks them in a figure 4! a sloppy one, but still, Frost is trying to out. he is dragging Jeff over to his corner... he makes a tag and I don't think Jeff saw it. Scott with a Springboard leg drop! he nailed it! cover, 1...2...NO! Kickout! Klay has him up, and he throws him to the outside! Frost lays him on the table out there. Here comes Sweet Tooth! he is battling Frost on the outside. he just pushed Jeff off the Table. Frost is taking punches from Tooth! Here comes Klay! Tooth is fighting him off too! Tooth just downed both men. Jeff Has a Chair! BOOM! NO! He just clobbered Sweet Tooth over the Back of the head with a Chair! He lays him on the Table for Klay, and he is leaving! Wait! Smiling Jack and K-Pac are up on the Ramp! Jeff Boyardee sees them. He looks back, he doesn't know what to do. Back in the action. Klay Scott has Tooth standing on the table... Demoralize on the table! Sweet Tooth is out! Oh My God! Klay and Frost are rolling him into the ring. Scott is lifting him high up for a suplex, and Down. Off the ropes Guilloteen legdrop by Frost, cover, 1...2...3! They did it! Here comes K-Pac! he is hammering away on the unconscious Sweet Tooth! Hooks on a sleeper, and he isn't letting go! Jack just jumped Boyardee from behind! he is kiking him in the head and in the ribs and all over! Lifts him up... Last Laugh DDT! On the Floor! K-Pac won't let go off the Sleeper! Frost and Scott have left, and now it is just Jack and K-Pac laying the romps down on Sweet Tooth and Boyardee! They finally let go, and they walk off.

Troy: Klay Scott and Alan Frost move on, and they were looking very good as a team. I have no idea what has gotten into K-pac and Jack though.

Crumb: I don't know, but Next up we Have Special K and Money Marcus Goldstein vs. The Kult. C'Mon K!

Troy: And I have been told that both CWolvie and K have petitioned this to be a pinfalls count anywhere, so it has been agreed upon. Lets get to the ring.

Dragula by Rob Zombie Brings out Both members of the team, and Kult members. X-Factor walks down behind CWolvie, and they get in the ring. Money by Everlast Plays, and out walks Money Marcus Goldstein, alone. As he walks down to the ring, he keeps looking over his shoulder for K. Wait! K is coming out of the crowd! He has a chair! BOOM! Right in CWolvies head!

Money rushes the ring, and he is going head to head with X-Factor! K has Dragged CWolvie to the outside of the ring, and the match has started with X-Factor and Money. Money just kicked him in the groin! DDT! He planted him! He lifts him back up... Kick to the stomach... He runs the ropes, Rocker Dropper! Oh MY God! CWolvie and Special K are deep out in the crowd! CWolvie has a garbage can.... BOOM! He just hammered K over the head with it! K falls down, and CWolvie grabs a chair! He just hammered him on the left Knee with it! BOOM! He just layed the Garbage can on K's Face, and hammered it with the Chair! K is busted open, His stitches haven't healed yet! In the ring, Money has X in a Ankle Lock submission,and he isn't letting go! The ref can't DQ him, so he isn't letting go. X just rolled over, NO! Mule kick to the groin! Money is rolling around holding his jewels. X-Factor Grabs him, and he lifts him up. Back Breaker! He is holding him over his back, and bending his spine! The ref is asking if he taps! He is ... he is... NO! He raked X in the eyes! CWolvie and K are still in the crowd! K just nailed CWolive with a Fan! He picked up a Fan over his head and launched him at CWolvie! Oh My God! Kand CWolvie are in the internet zone! K grabs a Computer screen! BOOM! Wrapped it around CWolvie's head! Now with the Keyboard! BOOM! he hammered him right on the side of the head! CWolvie is down on the ground with the Computer screen still hanging from his head! In the ring, X-Factor has Money tied up in the ring ropes! he is pulling something out of Money's pockets... It is bills! He is tearing up Money's money! Money gets out of the ropes, and rakes his eyes! Kick to the stomach, Jacknife! He just powerbombed him,cover 1...2...NO! X-Factor got out, and he quickly rolled up Money, 1...2...3!no! He didn't get him! Money is up quickly, and he hits a clothesline! Locking him in a sleeper hold! CWolvie and K have battled up to the top of a ladder! They are near the Tchnicians tables, and they have both climbed up a ladder! K is bleeding from his reopened gash on the top of his head, and CWolvie has computer keys stuck to his face! NO! K and CWolvie just fell from the ladder through a table! They are both Bashed and Bruised! Both slowly getting up K is up first. He is climbing the ladder again... Frog Splash! NO! He missed and hit the hard concrete! K might have broken some ribs with that move! WAIT! X-Factor rolls him up! 1...2...NO! Money went for a Suplex, but it was reversed into a small package, and nearly got him. Money back up now, and he is waiting for X-Factor to get up. He has a mic...

Money: I am going to Xtinguish you!

He goes back over to X, and he grabs him by the back of the head... XTINGUISHER! He gave him his own move! cover, 1...2...NO! He kicked out! Money can't believe it! Money has him up, and he is lifting him onto the top rope. Superplex... NO! X-Factor turned it in Mid-air! cover, 1...2...NO! This match is out of hand! K and CWolvie are climbing another ladder! They are going up to the second deck! Oh My God! They are writing the Book on Hardcore! K has him on the stairs! Piledriver on the Concrete Stairs! CWolvie has now been busted open! K is knawing at his wound! He is trying to pour Coca Cola™ into his head! Cwolvie with a Groin Shot! He is taking someone's sign... He is giving K paper cuts all over his body! K is scratched and Bleeding from everywhere Cwolvie id trying to lift up one of the seats! he can't, but he is sticking Special K's injured arm in between the top and bottom of it. OUCH! He just stomped on it! Maybe broke his arm! If he didn't brake his arm, I would be surprised! K is holding his arm. OH MY GOD! Single arm DDT onto the concrete stairs by CWolvie! Back in the ring, X-Factor has Money in a Figure 4, and He isn't letting go. Money has been locked in it for about 5minutes, and he is hurting! He can't seem to reach forward enough to grab onto X. He has got his tights! he is pulling them down! X lets go to pull them back up, and Money has free'd himself! Money Throws him into the ropes... SpineBuster! He is locking in a Texas Cloverleaf! X-Factor is screaming! His back must be snapping in half! Wait, Money let go, he couldn't bend his knee like that. X must have hurt that leg pretty good! X-Factor dragging him to the ropes. Lays his leg over the rope.. Jumps up, and Down on it! Again! Again! X-Factor hooks on a Leg grapevine! he is going to try to snap that knee! Money is screaming! DAMN! CWolvie just threw K down the Whole flight of concrete stairs! K is getting up slowly at the Bottom near the railing, and CWolvie is walking down to him. CWolvie grabs someones beer Bottle! CRASH! He just smashed it over K's Face! K is bleeding more now! CWolvie lifts him up. He bends him over... POWERBOMB ONTO THE CONCRETE STEPS!!! K is smashed in Two! K is getting up slowly, and CWolvie is facing his back. He has him, Back Suplex! OH MY GOD!!! K JUST GOT A BACK SUPLEX FROM THE SECOND DECK TO THE CONCRETE FLOOR! I THINK HE IS DEAD! HE ISN'T MOVING AND THERE IS BLOOD COMING FROM HIS MOUTH! INTERNAL INJURIES! CYKOTICK IS COMING OUT FROM THE LOCKER ROOM WITH BEDLAM, AND THERE ARE ABOUT 50 PARAMEDICS! Money and X-Factor have stopped in the ring, and are looking at this. Wait! Money rolls up X-Factor! 1...2...3! He got it, but that isn't the issue here!

Troy: Oh My God! I have never seen that! That is about 50 feet in the air, maybe higher! His career might be over in the UWF!

Crumb: I have never seen anyone get up from a move like that let alone... well anything. I can't believe this.

Cykotick and bedlam are there and theya re trying to wake him up. Marcus Goldstein has arrived now, and he is trying to wake him up. CWolvie is still up on the second deck and he has no expression on his face. No remorse.Here comes the Stretcher! They are putting a neck brace on Special K. Thre! His eyes just opened! he is looking around. The paramedics are trying to get him to lay still, but he is sitting up! He is sitting up! Oh My God! He is trying to Stand. He is! What Guts this guy has. He is the Definition of Hardcore! The ref is raising his hand now. and Money!

Troy: That guy amazes me. Any normal person, after the beating that he took on Wednesday, wouldn't even be able to walk, yet he comes and wrestles, and gets thrown off a 50 foot deck onto the concrete floor, and he gets back up!

Crumb: This guy truly is the epitamy of hardcore. Everyone else says they are, but until you do something like that, you are not as Hardcore has this guy. CWolvie took plenty of licks too, and he is hardcore as well, but this... I just can't get over it!

Troy: I have to say that it was a brilliant move by Marcus to roll up X-Factor in the ring. Excellant thinking, and They move on to Fight Klay Scott and Alan Frost in the Semi Finals.

Crumb: Well, now we have our last First round match of the night, Syndicate of Terror members, Overlord and Shadow, take on Venom and Smiling Jack. Let's get to the ring!

When the Levee Breaks by Led Zeppelin plays and out comes Smiling Jack and Venom they enter the ring and do not really acknowledge eachother. The arena gets dark and cold, the red laser lights begin to move about the arena and November Rain by Guns N Roses starts to play and out comes SOT, Overlord and Shadow. They storm into the ring and the lights turn back on. Overlord starts out for his team and Venom for his. Overlord slaps Venom in the face and pushes him to the mat. Venom back on his feet and he tries to shove Overlord but he doesn't even move the guy. Overlord picks Venom up over his head and press slams him to the mat. He tags out to Shadow who picks up Venom by the hair and hits a european uppercut. He rocks Venom into the corner where Shadow hammers his chest with lethal chops. He yells into the crowd before turning around and hitting a third chop. He pulls Venom into his corner and Overlord chokes him while Shadow jaws with the ref. Shadow finishes with ref and goes and lays boots into Venom's stomach he falls to the mat as Overlord is tagged in the match. He picks up Venom and whips him into the ropes almost taking his head off with a clothesline he drops down for the cover but instead he starts pounding a hole in Venom's head. The ref gives him a five count, Overlord breaks it at four. He picks up Venom once again and nails a fisherman's buster…the ref counts…one…two…th…kickout by Venom. Overlord tags in Shadow who pulls Venom to his feet he taunts him and executes a inverted ddt he makes the cover….one…two…no Shadow pulls him off of the mat he picks him up and motions towards Smiling Jack. Jack enters the ring and nails Venom with a boot to the gut and followed up with a piledriver. Shadow makes a cover….one….two….three.

Troy: I woulda though we would have more people actaully staying together in this tournament. It is like every match there is someone turning on there partner.

Crumb: Look here comes Blood Angel from the crowd with his chair.

Troy: Why? Why? He jusy laid out Smiling Jack from behind with the chair.

Crumb: He probably deserved it. Well it is a great night so far! That match was great, and Syndicate of Terror Move on to Face MJP and Cykotick in the next Round.

Troy: But right now we have the Wheel of Death spin to determine the type of Match we will have tonight for the World Championship.

Crumb: Yup Troy and the Owner of UWF Dan is already up on the stage arena waiting for the two men now.

music plays

I feel angry, I feel hopeless...
Wanna change the world...
I feel violent, I feel alone..
Dont change my mind, No...
One, oh One...
The only way is One...

Troy: That means only one thing...Dante Burn is making his way to the stage area where Owner of the UWF Dan is already waiting.

"Walk" by Kilgore plays and the World Champion, Dub makes his way to the stage area accompanied by Tiffany.

Owner Dan: Ok guys, like you know there are 8 possible matches for this evening. One spin determines the match. I will be tossing a coin in the air to see who spins the Wheel of Death."

Dub: Dante is the challenger and this is his hometown let him.

Troy: Dante grabs the wheel and it goes round and round...it is stopping on a ladder match...

Crumb: No, its going to stop on a Barbwire...

Dan: IT IS...A Casino Death Match!

Troy: Wow Crumb, there it is. The match will take place on the Casino Pit Floor.

Crumb: Yup, they build it and we tear it down.

Troy: Well, next up is the National Title match. Coming to the ring First is the challenger. Newcomer Bedlam!

Crumb: But look Nuker came down to thr front row to scout out Blood Angel.

Butterfly by Weezer plays, and out walks Bedlam, with Special k, and Cykotick, and they are pushing a Crate. They get to the ring, and climb in. Refuse/resist by Sepultura plays, and out walk the Entire Kult. They climb into the ring, and Blood Angel grabs a mic.

Blood: Listen, I want you to know, first of all, that I only wanted the Hardcore Title. K, I beat you for it, and it is mine now. National title. Here, I forfeit it, I don't want it. (He throws it on the floor in front of Bedlam.)

(Bedlam grabs the mic) Special K says that you are not a friend... He is a friend... I do what he says... He says to hrt you...

Bedlam just kicked Blood Angel in the stomach! Special K is holding his lower back, but he is going back to work on CWolvie! Cykotick is going after X-Factor, and he is pounding away on him! Hasset is going to work on Cykotick too! Cykotick is fighting off Both Guys! K just kicked CWolvie in the stomach! Knee to the face! Bedlam is stomping on Blood Angel! NO! Hasset Just Bulldogged Bedlam! He is down, and Hasset is getting a chair! He has it. NO! He just got jumped by a man in a mask. A ski mask! The man slides into the ring. He grabs CWolvie. Powerbomb! K lies down beside him. The man grabs Blood Angel... Powerbomb. Cykotick clotheslines X-Factor out of the ring. Cykotick and K are on the outsidem and lifting the Crate into the ring. Bedlam throws Blood Angel on top of the crate. He follows him up. SEDATIVE ON THE CRATE! They just shattered the Crate! K lays on CWolvie, Bedlam on Blood Angel. Cykotick counts the pin, 1...2...3! They just pinned them, for no reason at all!

Troy: who the hell is that guy in the mask!

Crumb: I don't know, but K has a mic...

K: Kult, we are the Supreme force in the UWF. You are nothing, and To show you the powers I possess, Here.

Special K just gave the mic to the masked man, and he is now taking off his mask. It is... NO! It can't be! Bleeding Romeo! No way! How!

Romeo: THE LEGEND LIVES ON!!!

Crumb: Special K is a genius! How did he do it?

Troy: I don't know, but Romeo is leaving without his buddies. Bedlam is the new National Champion, by Forfeit.

Crumb: What? He pinned him right in the middle of the Crate!

Troy: He had already given it up by then. But Insane Asylum just showed the Kult, who the supreme stable is.

Crumb: They are the Unstable Stable!

Troy: Nuker has seen enough and is exiting the arena with a smile on his face. I guess Insane Asylum has made his job much easier. Next we have The Syndicates of Terror taking on Mad Jungle Pig and Cykotick in a Second round match. To the Ring!

Mad Jungle Pig and Cykotick both come out to FlagPole Sitta by Harvey Danger. They both get in the ring, and wait. November Rain by Guns `N' Roses plays, and out walks Syndicate of Terror members, Overlord and Shadow. They walk to the ring, and get in.

Cykotick starts out with Shadow. They lock up, and Cykotick hits him with a knee to the stomach. And backs him into the corner. Another Knee to the stomach. And Another. He is measuring him now. And Elbows! Nash style. Another one! and Another. Shadow is hunched over in the corner, trying to get his wind back. Cykotick backs up, and takes a running Start. HUGE Clothesline in the corner, and Shadow is lying across the top rope. Cykotick with a kick to the back, and Shadow falls out to the floor. Cykotick follows him out there, and Throws him back into the ring. Tag to MJP and he is now the legal man. Cykotick Twists his arm, and MJP runs the ropes. Boot to the soulder/ armpit area, has Shadow Holding his arm. It is obvious what the strategy for Cykotick and MJP is. MJP raps Shadows arm around the top ring rope, and He is tuging on it. Shadow is screaming in pain and MJP keeps pulling harder. MJP lets go, and He twists the arm again. Shadow is down to one knee now, and he is hurting. MJP reaches and Tags Cykotick back in. Cykotick goes to the top rope... Chops down on the shoulder area. Cykotick kicks the armpit area, and Shadow bends forward in pain. DDT! Single arm DDT by Cykotick, and He wraps him in a Arm grapvine. They are hurting Him pretty bad, making sure that if they advance, they will not make it to the championship round. Shadow is trying to crawl and drag Cykotick over to the corner. He is reaching for the Tag, Overlord is reaching too. MJP just ran in and Rushed Overlord! He is trying to get in now, and the ref is stopping him. MJP and Cykotick are double teaming Shadow. Stomping him unmercifully. Cykotick goes to the outside, and MJP continues with the Arm. Shadow with a punch to the hwead of MJP. MJP with an irish Whip. Reversed, and MJP goes for the ride. Shadow with a Clothesline! NO! it hurt himself!Shadow hurt himself and MJP is just laughing at him. He is trying to jerk it out of the socket now. he is wrenching back on the arm. Arm drag take down. Cross arm breaker by MJP on Shadow, and he is trying to break the arm with tihs very hold. He is reaching for the tag again. he is almost there. Here comes Cykotick. Punches Overlord, who once again is stopped by The ref. Cykotick is biting on the arm! He is biting him! Cykotick gets out of the ring. MJP lifts up Shadow, and he hooks on a Hammerlock, into a chicken Wing! he has him in a chicken Wing! Ref is asking if he gives. Shadow says no. Wait, he dropped down, and rolls him up, 1...2...3! Yes, he snuck out of there with a win, but his arm is really injured!

Troy: Wow, did they sneak out of there with a win.

Crumb: Cykotick and MJP were doing a good job of cutting off the ring, Overlord never even got into the match!

Troy: Smart move by Shadow to duck out and get the pinfall. Excellent match, great basic wrestling holds shown, and now the Syndicates of Terror are in the Finals.

Crumb: Next we have the other Semi-Final, Klay Scott and Alan Frost vs. Money marcus Goldstein and an Almost dead Special K. Let's get to the ring... COME ON K!!!

Onenemy by Cirlce of Dust plays, and out walks the Guild. Alan Frost and a Table carried by Other member Klay Scott. Klay sets up the table and rolls into the ring. What It's Like by Everlast plays, and out walks Marcus Goldstein, and behind him almost sliding, Special K come to the ring. The bell rings, and Money starts in the ring with Klay Scott. They lock up, but Klay hits him with a step under into a waist lock take down. Money is trying to twist out of it, buit he can't. He just squirms himself to the ropes, cause Klay is too strong for him. Money gets up, and Puts his hands up for a test of strength.Klay goes to raise his arms, No, He just got Speared by Money! Money is pounding on him with fists! Alan Frost runs in, and he tackles Money off of Scott. K is just standing in the corner, he isn't coming in to help his partner! Ref is trying to get him off of Money! Here comes K, slowly, He gets over to Frost, and he just grabs him by the hair. He is tugging him around by the hair. Over the top rope! K is going back to his corner now. Money is getting up, and he tags in K. I don't know if K wants in, but now he is in against Klay Scott. Scott and K are looking each other in the face, and not blinking. Special K just asked him if he is Hardcore. Klay doesn't even open his mouth. Headbutt by Special K right to the Bridge of the nose! Scott takes a step back, and K moves forward slowly. He grabs him by the arm, and irish whip into the opposite corner. Follows in with a... wait, Scott leaps off the middle rope, backflipping over K. K turns around, and Looks straight into Scotts eyes. He is laughing. Laughing at nothing. K just poked Scott in the eye, and he know has him in the corner. Chop to the chest. Another Another! The sound is Terible! K turns him around, and kick to the stomach. he has him set up... Running LigerBomb! Pin, 1...2...NO! Scott Kicked out! K goes over and Tags in Money. K holds Scott up by the ropes. Money off the opposite rope and Clothesline! NO! Scott Ducked and Special K went over the top rope to the floor! He is not hurt, but he is on his knees smiling, looking straight at his partner. Laughing now. He is holding his stomach laughing! on the floor. The ref is counting, he is up to 4...5...6...7...8 K is getting up...9.. He makes it just in time. Scott tags in Frost, and Frost goes to work. He just locked on a Dragon Sleeper! K is done, he can't withstand this kind of punishment. Remember, he fell 50 feet to the concrete, this can't be good for his back and neck area! He is Kneeing Frost in the nose! he broke the hold. Crawling over to his corner. he gets there and Frost is right behind him Frost hits Money in the face! K getting up, just in the place where Money was going to hit Frost! Money just punched his partner right in the face! K is getting up again, with the smile. He is stating to laugh again, and he i holding up 2 fingers. 2 Strikes for Money. K isn't going to tag now. He turns around and walks right into a dropkick by Frost. Frost reaches over and Tags in Scott. K is just getting up, and Scott is in the ring, now. Scott has K. Demoralize! K is out! This could be it, 1...2...3!NO! He kicked out! How! he did it! Scott can't believe it. he gets up, and Grabs K for a... No, that is Twisted Reality! he has it locked on! K has nowhere to go! Money comes in to break it up! NO! He just Kicked K right in the face! K is going Crazy! he just broke Scott's hold, andhe is up and staring Money right in the face. There is no smile on his face this time. Wait, here comes Cykotick. He is standing beside K and he comes the New Ntional Champion Bedlam! They are both now golding Money's arms. What the hell?!?! They just irised whipped Money into Scott and Frost Double Clothesline by Money! All four of them are Pounding away on frost and Scott! K has Scott. There's the bell, This match is a DQ, Scott and Frost advance! Gorilla Press Slam. NO! he threw him right outside through the Table! K is now climbing the top rope! Shooting Star Press! To the Floor! What a Move! Bedlam and Cykotick are Just beating down on Frost. Money is telling them what to Do. K is back in the ring now, and All three of the Unstable Stable members, are crowding around Money marcus Goldstein. He is pulling out wads of bills. he is hading them out. Money has the mic now...

Money: You see this, and you say are you Insane Asylum? No, I am not. You see, I have Bought The Insane Asylum. They work for me now. so everyone, this is The New Insane Asylum, a Marcus Goldstein Production.

Troy: Well, this night is full of Surprises! And here is another!

Crumb: Now they are going to be stronger, with Money with them now, they are going to be unstoppable!

Tony Farina: Well earlier we had a UWF camera attend Tiffany Jones and Dub. Let's show you some of the things that went down earlier this afternoon.

Camera rolls with Dub standing at the altar waiting on his bride, Tiffany walks down the aisle in a beautiful white gown. Her father is walking her down the aisle, as Dub stands proud. Next scene cuts to Dub and Tiffany saying their vows to one another. Then we hear the two magic words from both Tiffany and Dub "I do". Next up we see Dub and Tiffany kissing before the scene fades to the reception. Tiffany just crammed a piece of cake into Dub's mouth as the guest laugh hysterically. Finally the scene ends with Dub throwing Tiffany's garter into the crowd of single men. Camera roles back on Tony Farina and Bald Crumb.

Tony Farina: What a great piece of footage that was don't you think Bald?

Bald Crumb: Yeah, Yeah, Yeah, Enough mushy stuff let's get back to the ring before I cry.

Troy: Next up we have the finals of the Lethal Lottery and find out who go for the Tag Titles later tonight.

Slim Shady by Eminem plays through the sold out arena in Las Vegas as Klay Scott and Alan Frost make there way down to the ring. They hop into the ring and prepare for SOT. The arena darkens once again and the red laser lights blind the fans in the front row as November Rain by Guns N Roses starts to play, Overlord and Shadow come out from the back and rush the ring. Overlord pounds on Scott knocking him out of the ring, he follows him outside were he throws him into the steel steps. Frost and Shadow exchange punches inside of the ring, Frost misses a punch and Shadow nails him with a rolling forearm to the bridge of the nose. Meanwhile on the outside, Overlord is being stomped by Klay now. Klay picks him up over his shoulder and slams him chest first onto the safety rail. Inside the ring Shadow has Frost set-up for a vertical suplex and he changes his mind in mid-air and drops Frost on his head with a brainbuster. Scott is now on the apron as is Overlord. Shadow makes a tag to Shadow who comes in and drops an elbow acrossed the throat of Frost's then begins to choke him the ref gets him to break it. Shadow throws Frost into their corner and they double team him with kicks him chops. Klay trying to stop it but the ref is not allowing him in the ring. Overlord trades places with Shadow with no tag. Overlord whips Frost into the ropes and hits a huge powerslam! He makes a cover…one…two…kickout! Overlord picks up Frost again and kicks him in the midsection and drops him with a ddt. Overlord slides to his corner and makes a tag, he pulls Frost up by the hair and goes for a belly to belly suplex but Frost goes low crotching Shadow. He then hits a reverse stunner and crawls to the corner, both men now reach out for there partners, Shadow is almost to the hand of Overlord and Frost is reaching out for Klay Scott but he just started laughing in Frost's face and jumped off of the apron he is leaving the ringside area! Overlord is in the ring now and stomping on a helpless Alan Frost, He picks up Frost and drives him back down to the mat with a inverted ddt he makes the pin…one…two…three!!!!!

Troy: Once again, another turning on your partner, and these guys were actually friends! What is going on?

Crumb: I don't know, but the Syndicate of Terror are now in the Championship match against The F'N SHOW.

Troy: Yes, and We have Travis Monkey in the back trying to get a word with Dante Burn.

Monkey: I am here at Dante Burn's locker room, trying to get a word with him. (KNOCK KNOCK) Ummmmmm... No one seems to be ansering the door, I am going to take a peek in here to see what is going on... (He looks in and sees nobody there) Dante Burn appears to not be here... Well, I don't know, but let's send it back to you Troy

Troy: Ok, well, We now have the moment we have all waited so patiently for...The Casino Pit Match for the UWF World Championship between friends.

Crumb: Well lets get to the casino and get it over with.

Dub stands in the middle of the 21 pit and hands the ref the World belt...look it Dante Burn sitting at the Blackjack table...he just turned around and nailed Dub with the shuffle master...Dub falls to the ground clinching his head...Dante picks him up...bodyslam through the blackjack table...it seems Dub is out of his element and Dante is right at home...wait and old lady just nailed Dante over the head with a bucket of silver dollars...thats no old lady! Thats Tiffany, Dub's new bride...Dub is up and walks over to Dante and picks him up...he tosses him into the craps table...he is setting him up...No, No! Piledriver on the craps table...Dub with the cover on the table...One, Two, kickout by Dante...Dub lifts Dante up again...Suplex sends Dante out of the craps table and crashing onto the hard casino floor...Dub is now lifting Dante up and setting him up another blackjack table...where's Dub going? he climbing above Dante and grabs on the security camera on the ceiling...he drops with a leg drop and both men go crashing threw another table...it looks like Dub hurt that left knee which has bothered him in the past...doesnt stop him from making the cover...One, Two, kickout by Dante...Dub tries to get to his feet...he is pulls Dante up also...No, Dante with a dropkick to Dub's knee and he goes down like a ton of bricks...Dante looks behind him at the MegaBucks slot machine, which is now up to $14.6 million, then grabs Dub's ankles...Catapault...Dub's head crashes through the slot machines belly glass! Dante walks over and pulls Dub's head out of the slot machine...Dub ripped of the slot handle! Smash to the head of Dante! And Again! Dub pulls the slot machine off its stand and lands on Dante...Dub grabs a bottle of water off another slot machine and takes a drink and sprays himself down to revive himself...Dub tosses the slot off Dante and climbs the top of another slot machine...frogsplash...Cover...One, Two, kickout...Dub gets up and walks away from Dante searching for something else...where is he going? Dante is getting to his feet and is hunch over the roulette table...Dub found a stool and charges at Dante...Dante just ripped the roulette wheel out and throws it like a frisbee and it nails Dub in the stomach, causing him to drop the chair...Dante charges him...grabs him...Xtreme Burn!!! Cover, One, Two, kickout by Dub...Dante lifts him up again...BURNdriver...Cover again...One, Two, kickout...Another close call...Dante gets up...what was that, that just hit him...Keno balls? Tiffany is throwing Keno balls at Dante! Dante seems amused by it, but it gives Dub time to catch and breather and get to his feet...Dante turns back around, but caught by a Superkick by Dub...Tiffany is over and helps Dub hobble away...where are they headed? Those double doors lead back to the arena! Dante is up and charges Dub and tackles him from behind...Dante begins to pound Dub into the ground face first...Dante lifts him up and tosses him threw the curtains and Dub flops down the entrance ramp...Dante walks right over to him and grabs him by the back of the hair and lifts him up...mule kick to groin by Dub! Dante cringes is pain...Dub now grabs Dante and tosses him into the ring...Dub is in right after him...snap DDT!!! Dub goes to the top rope...triple moonsault, but no one is home...both men are down...the ref begins his count...makes it to six as Dante is the first his feet...Dub is up as well...Dub approaches Dante...Burninrana by Dante...Cover...One, Two, barely a kickout by Dub...both men have used almost there entire arsenal...Dante lifts Dub to his feet again...turns him around...Reverse DDT...Cover again...One, Two, kickout again...The Champion has alot of heart and just wont give in...Dante goes to the top rope...Front Flip Leg Lariat...Dub out of the way and Dante crashes hard! Dub crawls over for the cover...One, Two, No kickout! Tiffany outside cheering her man on and Dub leaps to his feet...lifts Dante up and whips him into the ropes...clothesline...Dante ducks it...he counters with a Burninrana... NO! Dub turns it into a Running Powerbomb...Dub is up to his feet...whats this? Tiffany has a chair...Dub to the top rope...Tiffany tosses Dub the chair...it must be time for the Dubinator! Waiting on Dante to get to his feet, which his does...Dub tosses him the chair, but Dante throws it rights back at him before him leap and Dub get nailed in the head, but hangs on to the top rope...Dante jumps up there quickly with him...CRASH n BURN! CRASH n BURN!!! Cover...One, Two, Three!

Troy: We have a New UWF WORLD CHAMPION!!! Dante Burn is now the Champ!

Crumb: Whoopie!

Troy: You must admit that has surpassed any of our previously matches here in the UWF or Wrestling for that matter. Both men put every ounce of blood and guts they had into that match.

Crumb: Yeah, but now the medics are out and helping them backstage, where they have 5 minutes to return and defend the Tag Titles versus the Syndicate of Terror.

Troy: Yeah thats right I almost forgot. I cant believe that we have more action.

Crumb: Well, lets stop stalling and get that match under way.

Overlord and Shadow are making there way down to the ring with Guns N Roses November Rain playing in the background both men are tired and walking slowly to the ring, no red lasers this time the battery had to recharge. They get into the ring and sit in the corner resting. Walk by Kilgore starts to play and nothing happens. They replay the song and out comes the new UWF World Champion Dante Burn, he walks with a limp and his head bandaged up. He gets into the ring to a huge pop. The music stops again and out comes Dub to no music he slowly walks to the ring as well he steps up on the apron and leans against the ropes. Dante has no choice but to start the match. Overlord starts out for his team. Dante and Overlord lock up, Overlord throws Dante into the corner. Dante slowly gets up and locks up with him again this time floating around behind Overlord and nailing him with a release german suplex he jumps to his feet and tags in Dub who stares down Dante before entering the ring. Dub goes to lock up with Overlord but is kicked in the stomach and hit with a sitdown powerbomb into a pin…one…two…thr…kickout! Overlord pulls Dub back to his feet and tosses him into there corner were Shadow chokes Dub as Overlord taunts Dante, but Dante just ignores the mess in the ring and stares off into space. Overlord tags in Shadow who grabs Dub by the hair and whips him into the ropes He goes for a big boot to the jaw but Dub ducks and dropkicks Shadow out of the ring, but that took everything out of Dub he lays on the mat motionless. Shadow slides back into the ring and crawls to his corner where he tags in Overlord, Overlord goes to bring Dub to his feet but Dub was playing possum and rolls Overlord up in a small package…one…two…thr…kickout by Overlord!!!! Overlord quickly to his feet he goes for a clothesline but Dub ducks it and nails Overlord with a spinning heel kick, Dub kips up to his feet and picks up Overlord and slams him down in the middle of the ring and instead of going to the top he tags in Dante, Dante makes his way up to the top and out of nowhere here comes Blood Angel and Chris Hasset to the ring, Hasset just threw Dante off of the top rope and through a table on the outside!! Angel and Hasset roll Dante back into the ring Overlord rolls on top of Dante….one…two…three!!! We have new Tag Team Champions! But Blood Angel and Chris Hasset are not done yet they jump into the ring and stomp away at Dante as Overlord and Shadow join in on the fun, Dub is just standing in the corner watching the attack on his former best friend. Chants of Dub start through out the arena now and Dub shakes his head and looks out into the crowd his face lights up and he jumps on the top rope and dives on all four men knocking them down with a cross body block. He rolls to the outside and gets a chair which clears the ring, the four men head to the back. Dub helps up Dante but he is pushes away. Dub drops to his back and rolls out of the ring and walks to the back staring deeply at Dante.


Crumb: Haha! I knew we would have new Tag Team Champions tonight! The Syndicate is in the ring celebrating.

Troy: New Tag Champions, New National Champion and lets not forget New World Champion! Wait what happened to the lights?

Crumb: Look Master, Soldier and Shadow are laid out in the ring and Klay Scoot is in the ring and has a Bo Staff in the Overlords throat.

Klay: You are Mine!!!

Troy: Klay just jabbed Overlord in the throat and stole Overlord Tag Title belt and took out of the arena with it.

Crumb: Hahahahha! If Special K cant have it no one should.

Troy: Sorry folks but we have come to the end of our PPV Lethal Injection. For Bald and Ridiculous Crumb and myself thanx for joining us and see you at Wednesday Armageddon.

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