Wednesday, March 31, 1999
from The America West Arena
in Phoenix, Arizona.


Tony Farina: Welcome to Wednesday Night Armageddon!

Bald Crumb: We are just three days removed from Lethal Injection were we saw the crowing of a new UWF World Heavyweight Champion as well as new UWF World Tag Team Champions!

Tony Farina: Tonight a lot is up for grabs including…

"Walk" by Kilgore plays and out comes the former UWF World Champion Dub he is walking alone tonight he grabs the stick.

DUB: Why me? Why Dub? I did nothing to any of you. I was booed out of the building Sunday night why because your hometown boy Dante beat me. I am still an upstanding young man that deserves all of your respect. Why me? Why don't you just forget about Sunday! It was a complete joke. But right now I must call out the man that beat me Sunday night that's right ladies and gentlemen the NEW UWF WORLD CHAMPION DANTE BURN!

Dante strolls out to the ring with the UWF title on his shoulder he enters the ring and stares Dub down and then lays the title on the mat in between the two men. He grabs the stick from Dub.

DANTE BURN: Why you? Why me? What is wrong? This is not the Dub I have grown to know. The Dub I know gets up from a loss and beats the crap out of the next guy that's looks at him wrong. Why are you whining about this?

Dante drops the stick and whispers into Dub's ear. Then Dante picks up his title and he and Dub embrace.

DANTE: Romeo you better watch yourself we are coming to get you.

Dub and Dante walk out of the ring as the crowd cheers wildly.

Tony Farina: Whoa, it looks like Dub and Dante have patched things up.

Bald Crumb: Yeah, yeah, yeah, those two sissies hugging. What queers.

Tony Farina: Shut up Bald it is things like that, which will get you fired.

Bald Crumb: Whatever lets just get to the ring.

Tony Farina: Fine then the first match is going to be Overlord vs. Stealth.

Stealth has hit the ring. Uh oh! There go the lights! The eerie sound of "November Rain" pulsates throughout the arena. Overlord could be coming from anywhere. The light show begins. Red beams bounce off the windows in this beautiful building! Wait!!!!! My God!!!! Overlord just came from under the ring, and he's attacked stealth with an ice pick!!!!! Good God! He's jabbing the ice pick into the arm of Stealth...the bell hasn't even rung yet, and this man's arm is a bloody mess!!!! The referee doesn't know what the hell to do....he rings the bell...Overlord throws Stealth to the floor.....now he's biting that injured arm...Stealth screaming in pain..Overlord rolls him in the ring....rakes his fingernails across the injured portion of Stealth's arm!!!! Good God this is brutal....he pushes him into the corner....goes for a stinger splash...MISSED!!!! Stealth's first big break!!! He hiptosses Overlord to the mat....drops a knee right on the top of Overlord's head...rakes his boot across Overlord's face..ouch! Picks him up....running power slam!!!!! 1.....2.....he kicks out!!!! So close!!! He picks Overlord up again...puts him on the top turnbuckle...looks like he's going for a hurricanrana....blocked!!!! Overlord pushed him off...he lands on his feet..charges at Overlord....Overlord hits him with a spinning ddt!!!! Incredible move for a man his size!!!! Overlord's placed Stealth right in the middle of the ring...he slowly climbs the top rope...flying headbutt....MISSED!!!!! I think that was more of an instinct move than anything..Stealth's back up..he's calling for the Stealth Bomb....picks him up....Overlord slips out...backwards ddt!!!!! Overlord says, "That's it!" He's putting Stealth on the top rope....Awakening!!!!!! Damn, did you see Stealth bounce off the mat?? 1.....2.....3!!!!!! He got him!!!

Bald Crumb: Hey! Up on the TitanTron, it's that psycho Klay Scott!

Troy Farina: Where is he... looks like it's that restaurant Blood Angel owns?

Klay Scott: Bravo, bravo. It's always satisfying to see a supposed champion enjoying an easy victory over a rookie. I'm awed by your talent, child. But then, are you truly one-half of the tag team champions? After all...

Bald Crumb: That's the tag team belt he stole!

Klay Scott: Heh, I possess your gold. And I do believe possession is nine-tenths of the law. I'll see you next Wednesday, child, in your little weapons match. Of course, the Syndicate will be barred from ringside during our encounter, but that should be no surprise. Have a pleasant evening.

Troy Farina: The picture just winked out, and Overlord is fuming in the ring!

Bald Crumb: Hey Overlord dont get your panties in a ruffle! HAHA!

Tony Farina: Just shut up ok?

Bald Crumb: Geez man lighten up!

Tony Farina: Yeah, Yeah, Yeah, anyways moving on next up we have Cwolvie taking on Rave. Let's get to the ring for some action.

The combatants are both in the ring...there's the bell! This should be a classic wrestling match....they lock up....Rave hiptosses CWolvie into the corner...Wolvie gets up..slaps the taste out of Rave's mouth....Rave whips him into the corner....series of martial arts chops....hiptosses him again....dropkick....CWolvie slides to the floor....Rave goes for a plancha....dammit!!!! He missed, and hit the barricade hard!!!! CWolvie pops him with a chair...damn, Rave is busted open...he hit that barricade like a ton of bricks! The ref may have to stop this....CWolvie rolls him into the ring.....Power Klaw!!! Rave's still got a little life left....CWolvie whips him against the ropes.....Sleeperhold!!!!! Rave's trying to fight it.....his arm goes down once..twice....he's out!!! He passed out!!! CWolvie wins.....I think he just put Rave out of his misery without seriously hurting him. He was bleeding uncontrollably....it's probably for the best that he ended it like he did.

Bald Crumb: CW with a big time win this guy is championship material!

Tony Farina: So you are now on CW's bandwagon and not Special K's?

Bald Crumb: I love em both! What can I say they both are the best!

Tony Farina: You two faced little....so the next match is the Battle Royal for a shot at the National Title in the near future! Lets get to the ring were all twelve men are in the ring.

Here we go with the battle royal! Michael J. Cocks....Messiah....Delirium.....Vertigo...Rugal Blacknoah...Scorpio....Ironman Will Howard..Savage...El Diablo...White Nightmare...El Madiache, and Tim Osbourne!!! There's the bell....and these guys are going at it....Delirium runs at Tim Osbourne...Osbourne ducks.....drops Delirium clear to the floor!!!! What a quick elimination....Messiah and Scorpio....working together...they've almost got El Diablo over...he slips out..and gives them a double elbow, a la Dusty Rhodes!!! Will Howard and Tim Osbourne whip Vertigo against the ropes...ducks under their arms...and clotheslines both of them up and over....unbelievable! Rugal comes over and atomic drops Vertigo...he's got him on the top turnbuckle...damn!!! Vertigo slapped him, and hit him with a tornado ddt!!!! Vertigo whips him against the ropes, and hits a running shoulderblock that sends him packing!!!! Vertigo's like a man possessed!!! El Diablo just nailed a bulldog on Scorpio....but he no-sold it!!! Diablo doesn't realize it! He turns around...and is military pressed up and over by Scorpio....Delirium and El Madiache are battling toe to toe...Damn!!!! Delirium just got pulled over by Diablo!!! Incredible! Michael J. Cocks has been reasonably quiet, but now he goes over to White Nightmare, who's fighting tooth and nail with Scorpio...Cocks picks White Nightmare up by the feet and tosses him over!!! Cocks goes to shake Scorpio's hand...Scorpio will have none of it....short clothesline! He gives the signal for the DDT, a la Jake Roberts..Cocks blocks it, and flips him over the top rope...he hung on though! Cocks thinks he's been eliminated..Scorpio came up from behind him...pulls him over the top rope!!!!! It's now down to Vertigo, Scorpio, Messiah and El Madiache..Messiah's got Madiache in a suplex.....walking around the ring with him....oh damn!!!! Instead of dropping him on his back, he dropped him right on top of the announcers table, to the floor!!! We're down to three!!! Messiah and Scorpio begin to double team Vertigo....grab him by each arm...pitch him over the top!!!! Two men remain...they go to shake hands...oh damn! Low blow by Messiah!!! Scorpio's in pain....Messiah picks him up....he says it's time for the Messiah Bottom...grabs him...low blow by Scorpio!!! Now that was unexpected!!!! He grabs Messiah by the arm...hiptosses him...Messiah lands on the apron...tries to suplex Scorpio to the floor...Scorpio reverses it...but just drops him straight down!!!! Scorpio is your winner!!!!

Tony Farina: Scorpio wins this one. He looked great out there and now he gets a shot at the winner of BEDLAM v JEFF BOYARDEE!

Bald Crumb: Since you have been blabing so much tonight we are behind on time so lets get right into the next match it is for a shot at the World Television title.

SuperStar Micheal Wiley walks out to "Wasted Youth" as the crowd gives it to him.. Micheal Wiley ascends the ropes and prepares to do battle with this Man, Highlander. Micheal gives 5 inches and bout 70 pounds on this man... Micheal seems a bit wearly as Highlander steps into the squared circle. Highlander seems a bit confident mocking Micheal. Highlander turns his back and pays for it. Wiley delivers a Huge Dropkick! Highlander suprized and rolls to the outside to get a fresh start. Highlander cautionly climbs back into the ring. Superstar get's excited and meets him there. Superstar DELIVERS A BIG Suplex into the ring. Highlander way out of his gameplan. Superstar totally in control now, takes out Highlander with a LOW Shoulder Block... Superstar drags Highlander to the center and begins to work on the leg area. Superstar attemps a FigureFour Leg Lock but met with a boot to the back. Highlander up, and executes a short arm CLOSELINE!! Superstar now rolls out and slows things down... Gather his thoughts... Superstar taunts Highlander, as they begin a game of cat and mouse. Superstar slides in, and starts to stomp on Highlander as he follows Superstar into the ring... DRIVING Knee by Superstar leaves Highlander stationary on the ground. Superstar once again attemps a Figure Four Leg Lock.... Superstar slaps on the LegLock as Highlander now awaken and squirms to break the hold. Superstar lets go of the hold, and quickly jumps ontop with rights and lefts to the midsection. Highlander seems to block most of the fiery as he heaves Superstar off his chest. Highlander now on the attack, WITH A GREAT FIREMEN CARRY!!!!! Superstar flies like superman to the far side. Highlander follows up with a GREAT SIDEWALK SLAM!!!!!! Highlander, still limping a bit, waits for Superstar to get up, Irish whip to the corner, REVERSED Highlander goes into the turnbuckle HARD!!! Superstar grabs Highlander's head, RUNNING BULLDOG!! Cover, 1...2..NO! Superstar gets up, kick to the midsection, no COUNTERED.... NO COUNTERED BY SUPERSTAR!!!! SPINNING HEEL KICK!!!!!!!!! Highlander out, Superstar climbs the ropes to pose for the fans, What In God's Name, Highlander gets up, DELIVERS A RAZOR EDGE!!!!!!!! NO, Countered. Curifix by SUPERSTAR!!! 1...2... NO!!! Highlander get's up quickly with a GREAT STIFF FORARM!! Highlander sets Superstar with a DEVASTING DDT!!!!!!! Highlander tries to pick up Superstar, Micheal Motionless!!!! The ref doesn't know what to do... Highlander starts to laugh to the ref.... Highlander once again walks up to Superstar Micheal, WHAT THE HELL!!!!!!! SMALL PACKAGE!!!!!!!! 1.....2......3.......!!!!!!!!!

Tony Farina: WOW, what a great match! Wiley gets a big win and grabs a shot at the television champ!

Bald Crumb: I have seen better personally but to each his own whats up next?

Tony Farina: Next we got a Nail Bed Match up! Kpac vs Chris Hasset.

A bed of nails is being brought to the ring, and set up just outside the ring. It is four feet by seven feet, and has hundreds of razor sharp four inch spikes sticking straight out of it. The James Bond Theme begins to play, and KPac comes out, and makes his way to the ring. He looks at the spikes, and slides into the ring. "Pay the Man" by Offspring blasts over the sound system, and out walks "Mr.Intensity" Chris Hasset. Hasset walks down the aisle, and stops at the bed of spikes. KPac comes to the ropes, and they have a staredown. Hasset sidesteps the spikes, and walks to the side of the ring. He quickly slides in, and the bell sounds. KPac charges and delivers a flying knee to Hasset, knocking him back into the ropes. KPac grabs Hasset and whips him into the corner, and follows him in with a big splash. KPac quickly pulls Hasset out, and delivers an Atomic Drop. Hasset falls to the mat, and KPac goes outside for a chair. He slides in with the chair, and smashes Hasset over the back with it. Hasset roles out of the ring and to the floor. KPac leaves the chair in the ring and follows. He lifts Hasset to his feet, but Hasset with some quick punches to the stomach. Hasset picks up KPac and slams him down. Hasset pulls KPac up once again, and gives him a Double Arm Underhook Suplex to the floor. Hasset slides into the ring and grabs the chair, he walks to the ropes and throws it down onto KPac. Hasset slides out the front of the ring, and lifts up the bed of nails, and slides it into the ring. Hasset goes for KPac, but KPac is up and catches him with a huge quick clothesline. KPac lifts Hasset up, and rolls him back into the ring and follows him in. KPac lifts the bed of nails, and leans it against the ropes. He pulls Hasset to his feet, and throws him toward the nails... Hasset reverses it, and sends KPac into the bed of nails back first. KPac screams out in pain. He falls to the canvas, and the bed of nails falls on top of him. He screams out again, as the nails pierce his skin. Hasset slides out of the ring, and grabs the chair once again. He slides back in and smashes the chair on the bed of nails a few times with KPac still underneath it. Hasset drops the chair, and lifts the bed of nails up, and props it on the ropes again. KPac has a grid of small piercings all over his back, and blood is coming from most of them. Hasset rolls KPac and falls onto him for the pin. The ref counts.. 1 - 2 - kick-out by KPac. Hasset gets up, and pulls KPac to his feet. He sets him up for a Powerbomb, but KPac reverses it and flips Hasset over. Hasset falls sideways onto the bed of nails propped up on the ropes. He scrapes his arms, and the back of his shoulder off of it. Blood appears on the cuts almost instantly. KPac turns, and pulls Hasset up, and delivers a Backbreaker. KPac is bleeding quite heavily from his back. He pulls Hasset up again, and throws him toward the spikes. Hasset puts his hands out, and the spikes dig right in. Hasset falls to the mat, his hands bleeding, and the bed of nails falls to the side. KPac falls onto Hasset for the pin. The ref counts... 1 - 2 - kick-out. KPac gets up and flips the bed of nails over the right way. He goes back for Hasset, but is met with quick uppercut. KPac is staggered, and Hasset dropkicks him back onto the spikes. KPac's pain can be heard in his screams. KPac quickly rolls off, and Hasset grabs him. Hasset with a piledriver on KPac. Hasset pulls KPac up once again, and sets him up. Hasset delivers the Lethal Injection and KPac is out. There is blood covering both men. Instead of going for the pin, Hasset pulls KPac up, and bodyslams him onto the bed of nails. Hasset falls onto KPac on the spikes, and the ref counts... 1 - 2 - 3. Hasset gets up, and rolls out of the ring. The ref struggles to pull KPac off of the spikes piercing his skin.

Tony Farina: Very sick match to watch folks. I dont think we will ever show highlights of it again.

Bald Crumb: Show it again! Show it again!

Tony Farina: Calm down Bald. Next up is a match for the number one contenders spot for the UWF Tag Titles. Lets get to the ring.

Here we go with the #1 contender tag team challenge match....The Guild and the Suicide Kings are in the ring....here's the bell....and we're underway...Frost and Rex lock up....Rex pushes Frost back to the corner...clean break! Rex takes a bow....they lock up again...this time Frost pushes him into the corner...slaps him on the side of the head! Frost take a cocky bow, and gets nailed with a dropkick by Rex! Rugal and Frost have a conference in the corner as Slade is tagged in....he sneaks over to the corner...grabs Alan Frost in a side headlock...and jabs a foriegn object into his head! Ref has no clue what happened....Frost is writhing in pain! Here comes Klay Scott with his Bo Staff and Overlords Tag Title around his waist!!! What in God's name is he doing here...I thought he was at Angels Restaurant...Frost is still hurt....Slade goes over to confront Klay...what the hell!!!! Klay just nailed him in the throat with the Bo Staff....rolls Slade into the ring...Frost pounces on top of Slade....1...2...3!!!!! What in God's name just happened? This is insane!

Tony Farina: Here comes Blood Angel with a banged up chair! They are beating all four men sensless! Scott is shoving that Bo Staff into the adams apple area of all the men in the ring! Klay has a mic..

Klay Scott: I've also believed actions speak louder than words... That was rather high on the decibel scale. Let me make myself perfectly clear: I carred you, Frost, during the Lethal Lottery. This is my tag team title shot by all rights, and I now have a partner who I know I can depend on. We are the Forsaken... just like the careers of the Syndicate of Terror.

Blood Angel: Klay, actually, I'm not quite sure everybody heard us.

Klay Scott: Really? Then we'll have to speak louder, won't we?

Tony Farina: Where is Jeff Boyardee? He must not care about his teammates that much!

Bald Crumb: The Guild wins but the big story here is Klay Scott and Blood Angel have taken out all four men in the ring! What a massacare!

Tony Farina: Scott and his Bo Staff strike again!

Bald Crumb: You know he is going to keep on doing this until someone puts a stop to it.

Tony Farina: You are correct, lets move onto the next match of the evening. It time to find out who Scorpio will face for the National Title!

Hardcore by Skarhead starts to play and here comes the challenger Jeff Boyardee, he jumps into the ring and is checked out by the ref as Butterfly by Weezer plays and out comes the National Champ Bedlam. The two men lock up and Bedlam pushes Jeff to the mat he laughs and waits for Jeff to get back up. He does and they go for another lock up this time Bedlam with a punch in the jaw and another to the side of the face knocking Jeff into the corner Bedlam goes for a wild punch but Jeff moves and Bedlam hits the post, Jeff turns around and hits a suplex followed by a elbow drop he picks up Bedlam and hits a neckbreaker and drops a knee acrossed the face of Bedlam he locks on a reverse chinlock and waits for Bedlam to get to his feet which he finally does, he tosses Jeff off of him into the ropes and hits Jeff with a shoulderblock knocking Jeff to the mat hard. He picks up Jeff and bites his ear the ref makes him break it and threatens him with a dq. Bedlam breaks it and goes for an irish whip but Jeff counters it and hits a clothesline he picks up Bedlam and scoop slams him. He bounces off of the ropes and hits a legdrop! He pulls Bedlam up once again and hits Death Valley Driver he makes the cover...one...two...kickout! Jeff is furious he goes to pick up Bedlam but he grabs Jeff's trunks and tosses him to the outside he rolls out after him and grabs a chair and smacks Jeff on the back with the steel chair he rolls him into the ring and brings the chair along too. He puts the chair in the center of the ring. He goes for a ddt but Jeff counters it into a northern lights suplex...one...two...three!!!

Bald Crumb: Jeff Boyardee with a big win and is now the National Champion!

Tony Farina: Yet another new champion in the UWF. Let's skip right into the next match. It is for the UWF Hardcore Title lets get to the ring for this one.

Eve of Destruction begins to play, and Nuker wastes no time in making his way to the ring. "Jacking Man" by Geni-Torturers echoes through the arena, and Smiling Jack comes out. He is carrying a ceramic lawn gnome, and has quite the bulge in the front of his pants. Blood Angel comes out carrying his Hardcore Title belt to "Refuse/Resist" by Sepultura. He drops his belt beside the ring and slides in, as Jack is already attacking the 6'7" Nuker with the gnome. Angel rushes at Jack, and hits him with a double ax handle between the shoulders. Jack drops to one knee, and Nuker and Angel proceed to stomp him with their boots. Jack falls to the mat, and Angel grabs Nuker and throws him through the ropes. Angel quickly off the ring apron with another double ax handle, dropping Nuker to the floor. Angel grabs Nuker and bashes his head off of the ring apron a few times. Jack is up, and picks up his gnome and slides to the outside. Jack grabs Angel from behind and smashes the ceramic gnome against his head, smashing it to pieces. Angel falls to the floor, and Jack goes after Nuker. Jack attempts to pull Nuker to his feet, but Nuker hits him with a low blow! Jack and Angel are both down, and Nuker goes for a chair. He grabs a chair from the front row and proceeds to smash Jack and Angel with it. Nuker raises the chair once again, but Angel up with a quick clothesline. Angel grabs the chair, and swings for Jack who quickly ducks and kicks Angel in the gut. Jack grabs Angel and delivers a quick DDT onto the floor. Nuker is back up, and he climbs into the crowd, and makes his way for an exit. Jack quickly after him, and catches him out of nowhere with a flying bulldog to the concrete. Jack pulls Nuker to his feet as security tries to contain the rowdy fans. Jack goes to his pants, and pulls out a 12" silver bullet vibrator. He quickly smashes Nuker across the head with it, and Nuker goes down hard. Jack jumps on top of Nuker, and tries to shove the vibrator down his throat. Jack with another shot to the head, and goes for the pin. The ref counts 1 - 2 - kick-out by Nuker. Blood Angel makes his way to the action, and grabs a crutch from a fan with a cast on his leg. Blood Angel charges and smashes the crutch over the back of Jacks head. Jack is down, and already bleeding quite heavily. Angel goes for the quick cover... 1 - 2 - Nuker pulls Angel off of Jack and drops a quick elbow and goes for the pin... 1 - 2 - Angel up again, and stomps on Nuker to break the count. Nuker is bleeding from the vibrator shots, and tries to wipe it from his eyes. Blood Angel catches him with a quick clothesline, and then pulls him to his feet again. Angel picks up Nuker off his feet, and delivers a huge Jumping DDT onto the floor. Nuker has got to be unconscious. Angel goes for a pin, but Jack interrupts before a 1 count. Jack with a flurry of punches to the head, and then an eye gouge. Jack picks up Angel, and bodyslams him to the floor. Jack drags Angel to the concrete stairs and leaves him there. Jack goes back for Nuker, and drags him over to an exit door. He opens the door, and smashes it against Nukers face. Jack goes back for Angel, and tries the same thing... Angel reverses it, and Jack slams hard into the door. Angel quickly pulls Nuker back, and grabs a chair. Angel closes the door, and jams the chair between the bars with Jack locked out in the exit. Angel pulls Nuker to his feet, and delivers a huge Sanguinius's Kiss on the cement floor. He goes for a cover as Jack is smashing on the door. The ref counts... 1 - 2 - 3. Blood Angel gets up and raises his arms in the air, just as Jack smashes through the door. Jack is furious, but does not go after Angel. Instead he grabs Nuker, and drags him to the technical area. Angel follows and sets up a table. Jack puts the bloodied Nuker up on the table, and climbs up and gives Nuker a Last Laff DDT through the table and crashing to the floor. Angel goes over and grabs a huge role of tape from a technician. He begins taping Nukers feet together, and tapes his hands behind his back. Both men pick up Nuker, and carry him up the arena stairs. They carry him above an exit and stop. Angel pulls Nukers head between his legs, and flips him into the air and powerbombs him straight down ten feet to the hard floor. Nukers still taped body is bleeding profusely from the head, and it is twitching on the floor in a pool of blood. Jack leaves and walks up the stairs. Blood Angel goes back to the ring for his title, as paramedics rush a stretcher out to Nuker.

Tony Farina: My god Nuker looks dead. Jack and Angel still in the ring celebrating.

Bald Crumb: Very brutal almost like a gang beating.

Tony Farina: We got the ring all clear now for the main event it is for the Americas Title.

Flagpole Sitta by Harvey Danger starts to play and out comes Insane Asylum member Cykotick! He rolls under the bottom rope and yells at the crowd. Out next comes the Americas Champ Mad Jungle Pig he is staggering to the ring and looks wasted. He grabs onto the ropes to get in the ring but falls back to the arena floor he tires again and this time he successfully gets in the ring he turns around and runs into a big clothesline, Cykotick grabs Pig and hits a bodyslam he pulls the big seven footer to his feet and hits Shock Therapy! He pins Pig...one...two....three!!

Tony Farina: Pig is drunk and paid for it tonight folks!!

Bald Crumb: Cykotic is the new Americas Champion!

Tony Farina: What a great way to end the evening good night ladies and gentlemen see you Sunday!!

(Camera fades to black)


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