February 21, 1999
from the United Center in Chicago, Illionis

Troy Farina: Hi everyone, this is Troy Farina and I'm accompanied by Bald Crumb and we're live at the United Center in Chicago, Illionis for a Sunday Senseless Violence.

Bald Crumb: Tonight the Battle Cup begins and we have several other matches.

Troy: Lets stop talking and get right to the ring. Mad Jungle Pig is in the ring waiting to make his debut.

Mad Jungle Pig and Killer B go face to face as they listen to the refere's final instructions..... Killer B can't hold it anymore, and nails Mad Jungle Pig with a fore arm... Killer B follows up with his attack with rights... Killer B with a irsh whip..... Swinging NECK BREAKER..... Killer B climbs up the ropes, FLYING DROP KICK!!!! Pig stumbles to the outside!!! Pig regroups and climbs back in... Killer B makes way, and welcomes Pig with a Suplex!!! Killer B off the ropes DRIVING Elbow!!! one after another.... Quick Cover... 1...2.. NO!! Killer B picks up Pig and delivers a head driving PILE DRIVER!!!!! Pig out cold..... Killer B climbs the ropes..... Positions himself..... Waits for Pig to get up..... Missle DropKICK!!! Pig to the outside once again.... Killer B not wasting time... and climbs to the outside.... A wild punch by Killer B.... He attempts to whips Pig into the steel steps, by reversed by Pig in desperation.... Pig drags the carcuss of Killer B back into the ring... Killer B first back into the ring, Killer B off the ropes...sunset flip! Can he pull him down? No! Pig drops a big fist to the face. Now he's got the legs...rolls Pig over...Scorpion Deathlock! Killer B reaches the rope after 45 seconds! Killer B gets him up! The crowd is up on their feet and BAM! Sidewalk slam! Killer B is thrown into the corner...Pig is right behind him! A devastating Vader Attack! Rocked his world! Say goodbye to that spine! Pig rocks Killer B with a nasty atomic drop! WHAT'S THIS!!!! Pig is setting up for the SCREAMING PIG!!!! Pig sets himself and Killer B on the top ropes.... Pig taking awfully long time.... OH MY GOD!!! JEEZ!!!!! The ref is astonished!!!! he jumps to the outside...... He Throws Pig and Killer B back into the RING!!!! Pig, coming back to Earth, rolls over to Killer B and covers...One, Two, Three!

Crumb: Mad Pig wins a very impressive debut here in UWF, lets see how his future develops.

Troy: Now it is time that the World has waited for...The BATTLE CUP!

Blackheart is in the ring awaiting Dub.

"Walk" by Kilgore plays and rushing to the ring is the UWF World Champ Dub, who by the way is belt less.

Troy: Dante's Fed Ex must not of gotten rerouted...hehehehehe!!!

Dub rolls under the bottom rope and attacks Blackheart with a sidekick he whips Blackheart into the ropes and mows him down with a clothesline. Dub climbs to the top rope and waits on Blackheart…..he makes it back to his feet only to get met by a corkscrew plancha Dub makes a cover…one….two…kickout by Blackheart….Dub drags Blackheart to his feet and kicks him in the mid-section he sets him up and nails a running liger bomb he makes a cover…one….two…thre..kickout by Blackheart yet again…..Dub picks him up and drops him with a scoop slam he climbs to the top and dives off with a frogsplash but he misses! Blackheart on his feet he picks Dub up and goes for a gutwrench suplex but Dub blocks it and hits a gutwrench suplex of his own he is calling for a chair a fan throws it to him….Dub waits on Blackheart to get up he throws the chair at him and goes for The Dubinator but Blackheart ducks it….Dub turns back around and ducks a swinging chair shot by Blackheart and knocks him down with a leg sweep…Dub pulls Blackheart to the center of the ring and goes to the top rope he jumps off and nails a Shooting Star Press he makes a cover…one….two….three.

Crumb: The World Champ advances to round two.

"Boggy Woggy Woo" by ICP plays and the former National Champion Sweet Tooth makes his way to the ring.

"Bad Horsie" by Steve Vai brings Grimm member Pale Rider to ringside.

Sweet Tooth, waiting for Pale Rider to enter the ring.... Pale confidently slides in, and is greeted well by Sweet Tooth. Kicks after kicks to the ribs, as Sweet Tooth is enjoying the quick advantage, as the ref gives him a warning. Pale Rider slow to get up and locks up with Sweet Tooth. Sweet Tooth kicks him in the midsection, and executes a Northen Suplex... Sweet Tooth off the ropes with a DEVASTING SPLASH!!! That rock his world.... Pale Rider definitly in pain as he grabs his left ribs..... Pale Rider sliding himself to the turnbuckle trying to buy some time.... Sweet Tooth doesn't give up his relentless attack, as he starts to stomp on Pale Rider.... The Ref really stricted tonite, shoves Sweet Tooth out of the corner.... They are having thier words, as Pale Rider sneaks up on Sweet Tooth.... BACK SLIDE!!!!! 1...2.. NO!!!! Both men get up... Sweet Tooth with a drop kick... Another Drop Kick!!! Pale stays down and Sweet Tooth goes back to the official.... Pale with a reversed Arm Drag sends Sweet Tooth across the ring... Sweet Tooth Starts to yell at the official about a hair pull. The ref goes to Pale Rider and gives him a warning..... Sweet Tooth smartly sneaks up on Pale Rider.... A Shoulder Block to the back of the knee!!! Sweet Tooth not done yet.... He drags Pale over to the Steel Ring Post, A FIGURE FOUR AROUND THE RING POST!!!!! THE REF WARNS Sweet Tooth, and immditely releases..... Sweet Tooth slides back into the ring, and drags Pale Rider to the middle of the ring..... Sweet Tooth Applies a Devastating Figure Four!!!! Sweet Tooth appling the pressure.... Pale determined to overcome Sweet Tooth Reversed The Figure Four!!!!! Sweet Tooth now feeling the effects!!!! Sweet Tooth Somehow reversed the Figure Four again!!!! Pale Rider Feeling the PAIN!!! He's slipping...he gives it up!

Troy: Sweet Tooth advances to face Dub in Round two on Wednesday!

Crumb: I will be routing for Tooth in that one.

"Fever" by Garth Brooks begins to play and out of the back walks Frank "The Bandit" James he walks around ringside teasing the fans before entering the ring.

"Pretty Fly for a White Guy" by Offspring blares out as Special K walks slowly out of the back he walks right into the ring and gets in James face before the ref puts them in their corners.

The bell sounds and they lock up, James pushes K into the ropes and goes for a wild chop only to hit turnbuckle padding he turns back towards K only to get hit in the face with a dropkick. K whips James into the ropes and jumps over with a leap frog…K ducks down sending James over with a back body drop….K picks up James by the hair he locks on a front face lock and hits a snap suplex he makes a cover….one…kickout by James….K now with a headlock applied…James pushes him off into the ropes and hits the mat, K jumps over the top and comes back towards James only to get hit with a powerslam he makes a cover…one…two…kickout by K….James slowly brings K to his feet only to be fooled and get rolled up in a small package the ref counts…one….two…..thre…kickout by James. K is quickly up and nails James with a clothesline he makes another cover…one…two….kickout again….K picks up James and spins him around and gets him in a waistlock into a german suplex he bridges it and the ref counts….one….two…kickout by James….K is up again pulling The Bandit to his feet he kicks him in the stomach and nails a swinging neckbreaker he calls for the end…He locks on The Cereal Killer..James is screaming in pain he reaches at the ropes but instead he taps out.

Crumb: My man K bounces back and moves on in the Battle Cup.

Troy: Lets see if the man that took his title can advance?

"Down" by 311 brings the "Giant Killer" Hexum to the ring.

"One" by Metallica brings the New Americas Champion and Evolution X member Slash to the ring.

Slash gets in the ring, and the bell rings. Hexum circles Slash, as Slash eyes him. Slash gives the belt to the ref, and as he does Hexum jumps him. He hits a axe handle to the back of the head, and Slash goes down. Hexum lifts up Slash and throws him to the ropes... Clothesline! Slash's head almost ripped off! Hexum is walking over to the fallen Slash, and he is kicking him in the ribs. he lifts him up, and throws him into the ropes again. Knee to the stomach this time. Hexum lifting him up again, and irish whip again. Clothesli... NO! Crucifix! 1...2.. NO! hexum first one up, and he is raking the eyes of Slash. he picks him up for a vertical Suplex... BRAINBUSTER! 1...2.. NO! Slash kicks out. Hexum lifts him up, and throws him to the outside. Hexum on the apron... DROPKICK FROM THE APRON! Slash's head hit the railing! He is out! Hexum, lifting up Slash, and he... Rams him into the ring post! Hexum rolls him into the ring. Both men in the ring, but Hexum is up on top! Guillotine Leg Drop! NO! Slash gets out of the way. Slash gets up, and throws Hexum to the ropes... Back body drop! NO! Powerbomb! NO! Hurracanranna! NO! Boston Crab! hexum has Slash in a boston crab! Slash powers outof it, and Hexum sent to the floor. Slash getting up to the top rope... FLYING CROSS BODY BLOCK TO THE FLOOR! Hexum is dazed, and he is having trouble getting up. Slash is in the ring and he is climbing the top again! Hexum is getting up! Slash just slipped! Hexum is going up top... the HEX! NO! He was pushed off into the ring by Slash! Slash is up now... SHOOTING STAR PRESS! 1...2...3! NO! 2! hexum got his left Shoulder up! Slash is bewildered, and he doesn't know what to do! He has him up... Piledriver! Hexum is in trouble! Special K running to ringside with his Handcuffs on! He is at the ring! here come the cops! They are dragging him to the back area! Hexum is getting up and he sees all the cops milling around. Slash is behind him... SPEAR! He speared him and both Men go to the floor! Slash is getting up, and he is rolling Hexum onto a table! Slash is getting up too! Hexum and Slash are on the table now! Slash goes for a Powerbomb! NO! Groined by Hexum! Hexum picks him up.... POWERBOMB ONTO THE FLOOR! SLASH IS BROKEN IN HALF! Hexum falls down too. Both men are on the ground! 1...2...3...4...5...6...7...8...9 Hexum is in the ring, and he rolls back out to brake the count. He rolls Slash into the ring, and he follows him in. Hexum is signaling to the crowd that the Hex is coming... he Lifts Slash up and onto the top... Hexum is climbing up. NO! Sunset Flip from the top! Slash has the cover! 1...2...3!

Troy: Slash advances to face Special K in a rematch from last week in Battle Cup!

Crumb: Time to exact some revenge!

Hawk comes down to the ring waiting on Chaostic.

Prez Kellen comes through the curtain with a mic.

Prez Kellen: Hawk, you win tonight via a forfeit. Chaostic is unable to make it tonight and ask for a leave of absence. Thank You.

Troy: Wow, what announcement. He must still be distraught from his loss to Dub.

Crumb: Yeah he must be, but what is CWolvie doing out here?

Troy: Oh, he just nailed Hawk with a chair from behind and leaves...Must be pissed about something.

Crumb: Well lets get going with some more matches from the Battle Cup.

"Dragula" by Rob Zombie plays and the Hardcore Champion, CWolvie makes his way to the ring.

CWolvie eagerly waiting for Ra.... Ra music plays, but nothing happens... CWolvie, really acting wierd... CWolvie, acting all excited, and hyper.... Don't know what's happening.... Lights from the rafters starts to flash, and the change from black and white straining the eyes of CWolvie and the crowd.... The crowd seems to enjoy the queer lighting system... The lights goes back to normal, and you see RA BEHIND CWOLVIE!!!! A REVERSED DDT!!!! Ra picks up CWolvie and tie-up. Ra gets the advantage and applies an arm bar which drives CWolvie to his knees... Ra really appling the presure as he won't let CWolvie get to his feet. CWolvie makes his way to the ropes to break the hold... CWolvie unwinding his arm, after the ref pushes Ra back... CWolvie, trying to catch Ra off Guard with a lariat, but missed terribly.... Ra tries to counter with a drop kick, which was turned into a mini POWERBOMB!!!! Ra archs his back trying to rid the pain... CWolvie wastes no time, and starts to go to work on the back....CWolvie does a pendulum back breaker... CWolvie whips him into the corner...here he comes with a big avalanche! NO! RA ducks out of the way! I swear the ring moved a good three feet with that impact! CWolvie holding his sterum in pain... They lock up in the corner...neither is giving up the advantage...oooh same thought! They rake each other's eyes! Both are blindly reaching for the ropes. The ref letting things go, as he is not really giving out warnings... CWolvie throws RA into the ropes. He goes for a hiptoss...but RA puts on the brakes! Slaps on an abdominal stretch! CWolvie is complaining about a hair pull but the ref letting it go... Ra not done with CWolvie and delivers an elbow to the ribs for good measure... Ra off the ropes a closeline..... CWolvie quickly back up on his feet is meet with another Closeline!! Another and Another!!! Ra picks up CWolvie, and throws him to the outside.... CWolvie taunting RA and causes a chase... CWolvie slides back into the ring, and starts to kick on RA during his attempt to continue presuit..... CWolvie whips Ra off the ropes, Leap Frog, Duck and Under, and a Drop Kick right in the kisser!!!! With a shoulder block, CWolvie knocks RA to the canvass. He's off the ropes...BIG Legdrop!!! CWolvie turning the tides around with some great moves.... RA slaps on a painful armbar...a duck under and CWolvie turns the tables with an arm lock. Ra get's slammed in the middle of the ring... CWolvie climbing the ropes.... Take tons of time.... HUGE LEG DROP!!!!! The crowd is deafening here tonight! CWolvie climbs out of the ring and grabs a chair from ringside. RA catches him coming back in and...dropkick! CWolvie slammed HIMSELF in the face with the chair! I've never agreed with some of Hellfire's tactics, but this is nuts! He's pulled off the top turnbuckle pad and is trying to ram...CWolvie turns it around and slams RA's head into the exposed metal! RA looks enraged! He rams CWolvie's head in! They're both busted open! CWolvie wraps his fingers around his throat...way up!!! And crashing down to the canvass! What a choke slam! CWolvie know takes a foriegn object out of his tights and nails RA with a Wild PUNCH!! Blood now flowing from both forheads with ease..... A arm drag by RA.... Definite bad blood between these two! CWolvie is complaining to he ref about a hair pull and...NO! RA cheap shots him with a fist to the back of the head! Why doesn't the referee disqualify him!?!? Ra know climbs to the outside... he grabs an monitor andd slams it across CWolvies Head... CWolvie knocked out, Ra takes a breather and grabs the Bell... CWolvie slides out the other side and grabs the steel steps... Ra hucks the Bell towards CWolvie but was not even near hitting CWolvie.... CWolvie attempts to hit RA, but couldn't hold the steps long enough... Ra slides a chair into the ring.... CWovlie rolls back in before the ten count.... Ra SLAMS THE CHAIR INTO THE CARIUM OF CWOLVIE!!!!!!!!! Ra throws the chair to ringside.... CWolvie looks hurt. He falls to the mat. RA comes running off the ropes for a legdrop...CWolvie pulls the ref in the way! It's a three way collision! I don't think that's what RA had in mind! Ra checking on the ref.... CWolvie climbs out and grabs his HardCore Belt... He Swings at Ra's Back... Ra just stands up.... Another Swing.... Ra stagers back a bit.... WHAT'S THIS!!! It's BLEEDING ROMEO!!!! He makes his way to the apron and climbs in, He also brings a sheet of Glass with him down to ringside. He set's up the 2 foot Sheet of Glass in the corner. CWolvie being cornered by both EX members, WHAT THE HELL!?!?! RA just got nailed with a vicuous CLOSELINE!! ROMEO sets Ra up for the CRYING SOUL!!!!!!!! CWolvie confused, and starts having words with Romeo..... Romeo walks away from CWolvie thinking about attacking Romeo from behind... Out of the corner of his eye, ROMEO SMASHES the sheet of glass on CWolvie's CRANIUM knocking him out, pieces of glasses are all over the ring. Ra back to life, crawls over to CWolvie, and applies the Scorpian Death Lock... The ref is revived as Romeo leaves ring side... The ref checks out CWolvie, he's out COLD!!!!

Troy: RA moves and CWolvie seems to be hurt.

Crumb: Great plan by Romeo though!

Troy: What plan is that?

Crumb: Making sure CWolvie doesnt make it into the finals of the tourney, because he wants CWolvie at Violent Passion for the Hardcore Title.

Troy: Ahhh...We're ready for our next match.

"Blind" by KoRn plays and to the ring comes Matt MacDonald he has his valet Jennifer with him as he enters the ring.

From behind through the crowd comes Blood Angel he has a chair he sneaks in the ring and taps Matt on the shoulder he turns around and is clobbered with the chair he makes a cover…one…two…kickout by Angel….Angel picks up the limp body of Matt's and sets him up for "The Saguinius Kiss" some how Matt fights out of it and lands on his feet he goes for a dropkick but Angel brushes his attempt away he makes another cover…one…two…kickout again…..Angel picks up Matt and hits a inverted ddt….he drives a knee into the face of Matt's….Angel picks up Matt again and goes for a belly to belly takeover suplex he locks him in position….Matt knee's him low (very low) and pushes him down to the mat…..Matt getting himself together he goes over towards Angel and brings him to his feet whipping him into the ropes he catches Angel and hits him with a stun gun he makes a cover grabbing the tights…one….two….thre…kickout by Angel….Matt picks up Angel and kicks him in the stomach and hits a stunner he rolls on top of Angel and makes a cover….one…two…Matt pulls Angel's shoulder up breaking the count…..Matt calls for the finish…he sets him up for The Golden Arch but Angel with a reverse russian leg sweep to counter it…Angel falls down and rolls to the outside getting the chair again he rolls back into the ring and lays the chair on Matt's face he runs off the ropes and leg drops Matt with the chair on top of him….Angel smiling in pleasure he picks up Matt and goes for his own version of The Golden Arch he hits it!! He makes a cover..one….two…Jennifer put Matt's leg on the ropes breaking the count…Angel upset rolls out after Jennifer he chases her around the ring while Matt recovers he grabs the chair and throws it right on top of Angel as he circled around the ring knocking him to the floor….Matt rolls him in the ring he covers….one….two….kickout by Angel….Matt picks up Angel and nails him with a Doctor Bomb he makes a cover….one….two…three!

Crumb: Matt wins and advances into the next round!

Troy: He will face the winner of the last match tonight in the battle cup between Dante Burn and Hamed.

"I Just Want You" by Ozzy Osbourne plays and King Hamed makes his way to the ring.

"Walk" by Kilgore plays and one half of the Tag Team Champions and Evolution X member Dante Burn makes his way to the ring.

Theres the bell and we're underway...Hamed hits Dante from behind when he's handing the ref his tag title...leg drop to the back of the head by Hamed...Hamed slaps on a front facelock...Dante is squirming...the ref is checking the hold...making Hamed release it must be a choke...he lets go...picks Dante up and whips him into the ropes...dropkick by Hamed...Dante held onto the ropes and Hamed hits the ground...Dante over quick with an elbow...lifts Hamed up...Xtreme Burn (Cobra Clutch Suplex)....Dante goes to the top rope right away...540 off the top rope...Cover...One, Two, kickout barely by Hamed...Dante goes back to the top rope...Frog Splash...Hamed lifts the knees and Dante rolls in pain...Hamed to his feet...grabs Dante...piledriver...Cover...One, Two, kickout by Dante...lifts Dante up again...brainbuster...Cover...One, Two, kickout again...Hamed wants to finish him off...goes for a powerbomb...Dante with two hard rights to Hamed's face...burninrana...Cover...One, Two, kickout by Hamed...Dante hits the ropes...rolling senton splash...Cover...One, Two, kickout again...Dante looks around...slingshots Hamed into the corner top turnbuckle...Hamed stands wobbly near the corner...Dante leaps to the top rope...Crash n Burn...Cover...One, Two, Three!

Troy: Dante advances to face Matt MacDonald in the Battle Cup.

Crumb: Well the matches are set for Wednesday...We have Dub vs Sweet Tooth, Special K vs Slash, Hawk vs RA and Dante Burn vs Matt MacDonald.

Troy: What matches! But we still have more tonight. Next up its Chris Jones and Executioner match.

"Du Hast" by Rammstein brings Executioner to the ring.

"Master of Puppets" by Metallica plays and out walks Chris Jones Dream Cereal member with Special K.

Jones Steps over the top rope, and the match starts. Executioner runs up with a dropkick to the chest, and Jones just shruggs it off. Executioner goes for another one, and he gets the same result. Third try he goes for the leg, and Jones stumbles. Executioner, runs up with a kick to the back of the knee and down goes Jones. Executioner to the top rope! Elbow! 1...2... No way, Jones throws him off. Executioner lifts up jones, and he hits a DDT! Jones is out! Executioner Is locking on a Figure 4! He can't! Jones legs are too long. He is trying... YES! He has it locked on. Jones is screaming, and he is inching towards the bottom rope! He is almost there! Jones Got there! Executioner has to break the hold. He is up, and Jones is getting up too. Jones is up and stumbling towards Executioner... DEATH PENALTY! NO! he can't hold him up! Yes! He did it! 1...2...3! Executioner wins! Special K is in the ring with a Chair! Executioner is out quickly! BOOM! Special K just cracked that chair over Jones Knee! He is slamming it into his knee cap! Special K raps it around his leg... to the top... OH MY GOD! He just broke Jones leg! here comes Falkor! He is going to calm this down! NO! He just kicked Jones in the face! Oh MY GOD! K just nailed Falkor over the top of his head! Falkor is down beside Jones, and they are both Unconscious! Jones' left Knee is broken! Special K slaps the Cereal Killer on Jones! He lets go, and now has it on Falkor! Special K has snapped! here come the officials to break this up! Special K rools to the outside, and he is getting a table from under the ring! he slides it in, and he follows. Special K is throwing the officials out of the ring! He has laid both men out on top of one another on the table. He is climbing to the top rope... FROG SPLASH! Security and the cops are coming now! Special K grabs the first cop, and takes his Billy Club! He is beating Jones left Knee! Some for Falkor now too! Special K just got hit in the head with the butt end of a gun! He is going insane!

Troy: The Cops have him cuffed and they are taking him away now! OH MY GOD! Executioner Wins the match but Jones lost more than he was hoping for!

Crumb: What happened? Whats going on?

Troy: The end of Dream Cereal!

Crumb: Next is our Main Event, a National Title Match next.

Lone Wolf is in the ring waiting on the UWF National Champion.

"Pay The Man" by Offspring plays and out comes the National Champ Chris Hassert he climbs onto the apron and looks around before entering the ring.

The bell sounds and they lock up Hassert throwing Lone Wolf into the corner…they lock up again and once again Wolf goes into the corner….Wolf goes to lock up again but this time he kicks Hassert in the stomach and nails a piledriver he gloats a little bit before making the cover…one…two…kickout by Hassert….Wolf picks up the champ and whips him into the ropes he leaps over Hassert and catches him with a clothesline on the way back…he covers….one…..two….kickout…Hassert quickly on his feet he runs over Wolf with a clothesline of his own….he hits a leg drop on Wolf before making a cover…one…two…kickout….Hassert with a pull of the hair bringing Wolf to his feet….Hassert locks on a front face lock into a ddt….he doesn't go for the cover instead he locks on a camel clutch pulling back as hard as he can until Wolf reaches the ropes…Hassert again working on the neck this time with a version of the STF…..once again though Wolf reaches the ropes….Hassert picks up Wolf and kicks him into the stomach he sets him up for a powerbomb into a ddt what a move he calls that The Lethal Injection he makes a cover….one…..two…..three!

Crumb: Chris Hassert retains the Title!

Troy: Well thats it folks...We have a great card at Armageddon including we find out who goes on to Violent Passion to win BATTLE CUP '99! For Bald Crumb and myself this was a presenation of UWF and we'll see you Wednesday!

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