Weds, Feb 24, 1999
Palace of Auburn Hills in Michigan


Troy Farina: Welcome everyone, I am Troy Farina and I am accompanied by my co-host Bald Crumb and were at a sold out Palace of Auburn Hills for Wednesday Night Armageddon! We have a great show, which includes the BATTLE CUP and VIOLENT PASSION PPV will become a little clearer.

Bald Crumb: Yes! Including the man that took down Dream Cereal from the inside, Special K!

Troy: Give it up already. Dream Cereal is dead and Evolution X are the new Kings.

Bald: Ya, well Special K is still here, and, wait, here he comes to the ring!

Special K is walking down to the ring, rubbing his wrists from his encarceration with the Police last Sunday. He's in the ring and has a mic.

Special K: Slash, I challenged you to a Cage match and you never gave an answer. That means you never said no, so, I got a surprise for you.

Prez Kellen comes down to the ring now with a sheet of paper. He gets in the ring, and holds the grabs the mic.

Kellen: Slash, I gave your fellow EX member Bleeding Romeo a cage match, so I am gonig to do the same thing against EX. Special K has proven the point to me, that this match, should be cage, and I agree. Tonight, Right now, Special K vs. Slash in a Steel Cage Match!

Bald: What! That is great! Special k! WHOOOOOOOOOOOO!!

Troy: What a decision by Prez Kellen and what does Slash think about this? Here he comes, lets find out!

One by Metallica plays and out walks the Americas Champion, Slash.

He gets in the ring, which is now be constructed into a cage. Special K is sitting on the top rope, smiling, and loving every minute of this. Slash has a look on his face, that is bewildered, but ready for anything. Special K runs at Slash as he is giving the belt to the ref, and he starts by Kicking him in the back of the leg. The bell hasn't even rung, and the cage isn't put together yet! Special K is kicking the back of Slash's left knee. The cage is complete, and the bell rings. Special K walks towards the door, but Slash dives at his legs. he trips him, and Special K is trying to claw his way out! Slash pulls him in, but gets an Insiguri! Slash is out! Special K is hooking on a Figure 4! Slash is thrashing around, but he can't get out! Slash just raked him in the eyes, and he broke the hold! Slash is up, and he is stomping K in the stomach. He has K by the back of the head... BOOM! Into the cage! he is grinding K's head against the cage! I think he is cut open! Yes, he is! Slash is digging his finger nails into the gash, and he is biting it now! Slash is climbing up to the top of the cage! He is over! K is up after him... K just pulled Slash's legs through the cage! he has him in the Figure 4 THROUGH the cage! Slash can't move! He has to go back up! K lets go, and he is pulling him over by the hair! Special K just Pulled Slash back over the top! OH MY GOD! Special K Just Powerslammed Slash from the top! Special K landed on his left arm! He is rolling in pain! K is getting up, and he is walking towards the door! he is through, and he is on the stopes! Slash Tackled him again! Special K's feet are the only thing that AREN'T touching the floor! Slash pulls him back in and... Side Suplex! he goes for the door. K grabs his leg, and hooks on an Ankle lock! Special K pulls him back in, and he is climbing to the top of the cage! MOONSAULT FROM THE TOP OF THE CAGE! HE MISSED! Slash moved out of the way! Special K is dead! He is Fucking Crazy! Slash is still down to though! Slash is up, and he is lifting up K... Powerbomb! K is being torn in half! Slash falls down, from being so tired! He is sitting next to K who is motionless. K is starting to Stir, and Slash is getting up. Slash walks over and climbs to the top rope... FRANKENSTEINER! NO! Special K caught him.... Running Liger Bomb! What a recovery! Special K is getting up, and is picking up Slash at the same time. He picks him up for a Spinebuster, and he is walking over to the cage... BOOM! Slashs head hit the back of the cage! Special K is hooking on the... CEREAL KILLER! Slash is screaming and he is tapping the mat hard, but it doesn't matter! Slash is unconscious! Special k falls over, and he is wiping the blood from his eyes! Special K gets up, and he walks to wards the door! he is climbing over the door!?! he is over! Slash is coming to! he is crawling to the door! Special K is almost out! Slash is there! Slash has K's leg! He just yanked him back in! K grabs the ref! it is a tug or war! Slash pulls both K and the ref into the ring! Slash is going for Souled Out! K holds on to the ref! Slash is getting blocked! Slash lets go and throws the ref out of the cage door. he is going back to K, BOOM! K just hit him with a Kick to the groin! K Has Slash up on his shoulder, like a Razors Edge... Dominator into the cage! Slash has just gashed his chest open! K is climbing to the top rope! NO! He is going to the top of the cage! Slash is down still.... Special K is calling for another move from the top of the cage! NO! FROG SPLASH! SLASH MOVED AND.. OH MY GOD IN HEAVEN!!! K WENT THROUGH THE RING! THERE'S THE BELL!!! SPECIAL K HAS TOUCHED THE FLOOR SO HE IS THE WINNER! SLASH IS LOOKING CONCERNED, AND CONFUSED! The paramedics are coming to the ring, with the ring crew...

Troy: Prez Kellen has just come down, and he is trying to see if Special K is still alive!

Bald: I think he is in really bad shape. That is 15 feet from the mat, and he went through it onto the concrete floor.

Troy: They have K on a stretcher, and are wheeling him away. Some of the wrestlers have piled out from the back. Frank james and Blackheart, are really concerned with this.

Bald: He has lost it...he has gone stir crazy!

Troy: The ring crew are putting a new mat down, so that we can continue the evening, but what the hell was going through his mind?

Bald: Well, My prayers go out to him and his lovely Wife Melanie, who is having a baby this month.

Troy: Not to sound like I don't care, but the ring is now set up, so lets go to our next match. Mad Jungle Pig vs. Frank James who is still out at ringside.

Mad Jungle Pig is in the ring waiting on Frank James. Frank James is looking not really ready for this fight after what happened, but Pig looks like he doesn't care. Bell rings, and Pig walks up with a Kick to the groin. James goes down, and Pig picks him up and walks over to the corner. he lifts him up, and.... Screaming Piggy! OH MY GOD! he rolls him into the ring, 1...2...3! Mad Jungle Pig wins!

Troy: Wait whats Pig doing now...he's got a chair in the ring. Oh, to the leg of James...

Crumb: I'm not a James fan but please dont do that Pig...he has James foot between the chair and is on the top rope...Oh he just smashed his ankle is the chair...it must of shattered!

Troy: He doesn't look like he was prepared for that match. I think Special K was on his mind.

Bald: He is on all of our minds. What is next? Let me guess what the next match is... Executioner vs. Hamed?

Troy: Yes, good guess for a shot at the Television Title at the PPV.

Du Haust by Rammstein plays, and out walks Executioner. he climbs in the ring, just as I just want you by Ozzie Osborne plays. Hamed runs out and slides in the ring. Executioner hits him with a boot to the head, and one to the ribs. He lifts up Hamed, and Powerslams him. he gets up, and climbs to the top rope... Leg Drop... NO! Hamed is out of the way. he picks him up, and throws him into the ropes. Clothesline by hamed, and Executioner is down. Hamed is locking on some type of Ankle lock submission, but Executioner gets to the ropes. He slides to the outside. Hamed to the top rope! HE just Nailed Executioner with a Dropckick from the top rope! Hamed hit his heda on the guardrail! They are both down, and the ref is counting. 1....2...3...4...5...6...7...8...9 Executioner is up, and he slides in to break the count. Executioner slides back out, and picks Hamed up from the ground. Hamed hits him with a kick to the stomach, and Face Slam onto the floor! he lifts up Executioner, and lays him on the Announcers table. he goes into the ring, and he is trying to climb to the top rope, but the ref is blocking him. he throws the ref to the ground, and he climbs... IRON CURTAIN! NO! Executioner moved! he rolls Hamed into the ring quickly and he covers, 1...2... NO! Executioner picks him up and throws him to the ropes. Hamed with a Cross body Block! NO Caught! DEATH PENALTY! 1...2...3! Executioner wins!

Troy: Well, Excutioner has now won a chance to get the TV title!

Bald: Do I care? I don't know who is worse, Executioner, or all the other losers in this fed! I would guess Executioner though.

Troy: Why are you such an Ass?

Bald: Did you not see what happened to K tonight?

Troy: Yes, but you gotta keep your spirits up. The next match is going to involve two newcomers, Cykotick and Ghost Rider.

The Graveyard theme plays, and out walks Ghost Rider. he gets in the ring. Flagpole sitta by Harvey danger plays, and out walks Cykotick. He gets in the ring, and crawls in the corner, shouting something. Ghost is confused, but he rushes forward anyway. Cykotick moves, and Ghost runs right into the turnbuckle. Cykotick is up, and he is going right after Ghost. Sleeper by Cykotick. he is drooling on him! Ghost reverses it into a side suplex. he gets up, and hooks on a cross arm breaker! Cykotick is kinda drooling and laughing at the same time. he gets up, and he is swinging Ghost around, and Ghost just flew off his arm! Cykotick picks him up... BRAINBUSTER! 1...2... NO! Ghost gets his shoulder up. Cykotick is going to the outside now... he is reaching under the ring, and he pulls out... a Ladder! He is sliding it in the ring, and he is climbing back in too. he gets in, and he is climbing to te top of the ladder! NO! Ghost just pushed the ladder! It is wobbling! OH MY GOD! CYKOTICK JUST FELL OUT OF THE RING THROUGH THE NEW ANNOUNCERS TABLE! Ghost is laughing! What the hell? There is a stretcher rolling down to ringside with a bodybag on it? Ghost looks at it, and he goes to open it. What the Hell?!?! There is a Bright light coming from the Bag! Some kind of Fire just burned Ghosts face! Cykotick rolls him in the ring, SHOCK THERAPY! 1...2...3! Cykotick wins, but what is with the bodybag?

Troy: That is the most strange thign I have ever seen!

Bald: Wait, he is opening it...What the Hell!

Troy: Huh?!?!?!

Special K is in the body bag laughing. His arm is in a sling, and his face is all bloody, with an obvious broken nose. He is laughing while Cykotic pushes him to the back.

Bald: I can't believe my eyes. Did you see that?

Troy: Yes, I did, and I don't believe it either. We have National Title Match up for grabs next as Champion Chris Hassert defends it against Hexum.

Bald: Have you ever figured out why they do the matches in the order that they do them in?

Troy: Will you stop being an idiot? I have heard that there has been a brawl started right behind the entrace curtain... lets go there now.

Hexum and Chris Hassert are going toe to toe with each other! Hexum just kicked him in the stomach, and then dropped an Elbow onto his back. Hassert is down, and hexum is ghoing to the ring. he is in and he is waiting for Hassert. Hassert comes flying down the aisle and slides in, taking out Hexums knee in the process. hassert is standing above Hexum, and he has him locked in a Figure 4! Hassert is laughing at Hexum, and he lets go. he throws him into the ropes... Kick to te stomach, DDT! Hexums head went into the mat, and he looks hurt. Hassert has him up, and... Sky High! 1...2...3! NO! Hexum got his shoulder up just in time. Hassert is climbing to the top, Hexum just pushed his legs out, and Hassert just got groined over the top! Hexum up now... Superplex! floats over, 1...2... Kickout! hexum is outside, and he is getting a chair. he slides it into te ring, and... Hassert just kicked it into his face! Hexum is out on the outside! hassert foolows him out, and he has the chair now. BOOM! onto the top of Hexums head! BOOM Right between the shoulders on his back! Hassert is smiling... BOOM! One in the ass and he is laughing! Hassert throws him into the ring, and he is kicking him! Hexum is slowly getting up, and Hassert is going for Lethal Injection! NO! 110th Street Slam! 1...2... NO! hassert got his foot under the rope! hexum has advantage now, and he has Hassert on his shoulder... Shoulder Breaker! he is holding him there on his shoulder, and letting the blood rush to his head, while hurting his shoulder! He lets him go. Hassert is getting up slowly, and Hexum is on the top rope... Hurracanranna! no! Caught him! LETHAL INJECTION! 1...2...3! Hassert wins!

Troy: Hassert retains his belt, what a Victory.

Bald: You know who sucks? Hexum

Troy: Give me a break, he just wasnt the better guy today. Next we have the rest of the Battle Cup tournament, RA taking on Hawk.

Hawk out in the squared circle pumping up for his matchup with RA... He's anxoiusly waiting for RA. The lights go off again... Black and White flashing back and forth... Hawk still in the corner waiting for RA... The lights go black.... then come back... RA is on the steel steps behind Hawk.... Hawk doesn't noticed it... RA over the top rope DROP KICK!! Hawk stumbles to the ground... RA off the ropes big LEG DROP into the back of the head.... RA follows up with a extended suplex.... cover, 1..2.. NO.... Hawk kicks out and rolls to the corner... RA goes for a closeline but Hawk get's out of the way... LUCKY!... Hawk gives stiff shots to RA's back... Whip to the turnbuckle.... OH!! Jeez!!! Hawk, lifts RA to the top rope.... Going for a SuperPlex.... No countered by RA.. RA just shoves Hawk out.... Drop Kick from the top.... MY GOD!!! Hawk is out cold... RA pulls Hawk over to the steel post... FIGURE FOUR AROUND THE POST!!!! The ref jumps out and warns RA.... RA let's go.... He bangs Hawks knee across the steel post anyways.... RA slides in and starts pounding on Hawk's Head..... Get "advil" out.... Hawk needs a few... RA picks up Hawk, and sends him to the ropes... FLYING CLOSELINE!!!! RA picks up HAWK.... ALL THE WAY UP, AND ALL THE WAY DOWN!!!! SIDEWALK SLAM!!!! RA getting reved up... RA whips Hawk to the ropes.... BIG SPINEBUSTER!!!!! Only one thing left to do.... RA set's Hawk up for THE WALK TO HEAVEN GATES!!!!! 1...2...3!!!! DING DING DING!!! RA WINS and will be in the final four!!!

WAIT, what's this!!! CWOLVIE ATTACKS RA FROM UNDERNETH.... Here comes Sweet Tooth through the crowd!!!! MY GOD!!! HERE COMES EX.. .DUB, DANTE, SLASH and ROMEO!!! CWOLVIE AND SWEET TOOTH SLIDE OUT AND RUN THROUGH THE CROWD... Ex came, but the damage was done...

Troy: What a match! RA pulls out the win to ensure that EX has a member in the finals.

Bald: So it is shaping up to be Special K, if he can compete, and Ra in the Cell so far.

Troy: if he can compete is right.

Troy: Just give it up, before Prez Kellen or CEO Dan, Fire your lazy ass. We have a Battle Cup Match now, TV Champion Matt MacDonald takes on EX member Dante Burn!

Matt MacDonald patiently waiting for one half of the TAG Team champions.... Dante, making his way down to the squared circle as fans yell and scream.... Dante slides into the ring, but Matt wants the early advantage... the ref then yells to the Time Keeper to ring the bell... Dante trying to fight back with a wild punch, but Matt smartly ducks, and executes a Gutrench Suplex! Matt getting boo's from the crowds as he tries to climb the ropes... Dante smartly catches him flat and throws Matt across the ring... Dante follows up with a stiff kick, but is meet with with a LOW BLOW!!!!! The crowd now really giving it to Matt.... Matt picks up Dante and whips him to the ropes... Back Body Drop... No counter with a kick and then a drop kick..... Dante quickly follows up with a baseball slide into the face of Matt.... Matt rolls to the outside and tries to get a breather... Dante takes no exception and SPRINGBOARD DROPKICK!!!!!! Matt stumbles over the protected guard rail.... Dante quickly taking advantage... He setting up his PATENED ROLLING SENTON SPLASH!!!!!!! The ref pulls both bodies back to the ring.... The ref starts to count as no life is present in the ring... 1...2...3...4...5...6... Dante gets to his feet and Matt no far behind.... Dante off the ropes, Leap Frog by Matt, Another Leap Frog... Dante stops short and sticks out his knee... Matt going for another Leap Frog, and miscalculates.... Dante with his Knee out, SHOCKS MATT up and down his spine!!! Dante picks up his head, NECK BREAKER....... Off the ropes, BIG LEG DROP!!! Dante up quickly another BIG LEG DROP!!!!! Matt choking over the devasting moves.... Dante waits for Matt. COBRA CUTCH!!! NO, IT'S THE XTREME BURN!!!!!! Dante quickly up to the top..... OH MY GOD BURNINGRANA!!!!!! COVER!!! 1...2...3... DING DING DING!! Another EX members advances to the FINALS!!!

HERE Comes the EX crew.... Dub, Slash, Ra, and Romeo comes running down the ring... They greet one half of the Tag Team champ with handshakes and hugs... Slash slowly making his way to the ring as he's kinda shaky of his lost to Special K..... As Ex leaves, COMING THROUGHT THE CROWD!!! IT'S A HIT AND RUN... CWOLVIE HITS DUB IN THE BACK OF HIS HEAD!!! CWolvie then runs for cover as RA and DANTE GIVE CHASE.... Romeo and Slash check's on Dub, and carry him back to the Locker Room.....
Bald: Look how unfair this is!

Troy: What is?

Bald: Special K has to fight 2 EX members now!

Troy: Baldor, I highly doubt that Special K will be back in the next month let alone week. Tough win by Dante Burn

Bald: That wasn't tough. I could have beaten MacDonald!

Troy: We are down to our final match. Last battle Cup Tourney match. Sweet Tooth vs. The UWF champion, DUB!

Sweet Tooth waiting in the ring for the entrance of the UWF WORLD Champion.... Dub makes his way down to the ring with a standing ovbation... Dub with a smirk on his face, Slides in the ring and drops kicks Sweet Tooth right off the bat... The ref signals for the bell, as he didn't expect the early jump.. Dub picks up Sweet Tooth by the ear, and irsh whips him to the ropes.... Dub off the ropes, flying Closeline sends both men to the floor.... Dub first to get up as Sweet Tooth is out of his game... Dub up on the apron.... MOONSULT OFF THE SECOND ROPES!!!!! JEEZ!!!! Both men feeling the effects... Dub throws Sweet Tooth throught the bottom rope... Dub up to the apron again.... SLINGSHOT CROSSBODY!!!!! 1...2.. NO!!! Sweet Tooth lifts his shoulder..... Dub off the ropes, meets Sweet Tooth with a swinging neck breaker... Dub quickly ascends to the ropes.... SKY TWISTER!!!!! Sweet Tooth way out of his league.... Dub decides to execute a DDT... Dub to the second ropes.... Driving ELBOW!!! Sweet Tooth flat on the floor.... Dub then off the ropes, BIG LEG DROP!! Pin, 1...2. NO! no close enough. Dub starting to get frustrated.... Dub heads off the ropes.... Hurricarana..... Dub then takes ahold of Sweet Tooth legs... Looks like a Boston Crab... Wait, A HUGE SlingShot. Sweet Tooth holding his chest in pain! Dub off the ropes, BIG SPLASH!!!! The crowd just loves this... giving Dub more inspriation..... Dub Jumps to the top.... CORKSCREW LEGDROP!!!!!!! HOLY CRAP!!! he's setting up... Dub's warming up... Dub picks up Sweet Tooth, T-BONE SUPLEX!!!! IT'S TIME! IT'S DUBINATOR TIME!!!! Dub sets Sweet Tooth up.... DUBINATOR!!! cover, 1...2...3... DING DING DING!!!! Dub advances to the Final Four!!!

Troy: So there you have it...Special K v Evolution X for the Battle Cup and plenty of great Matches at Violent Passion.

Bald: Yes Special K will be fighting the odds and...

Troy: Sorry Crumb we're outta time. For Bald Crumb and myself this has been UWF's Armageddon and we will see you Sunday at Violent Passion live from Minneapolis, Minnesota.


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