from the Target Center
in Minneapolis, Minnesota


Troy Farina: Hi everyone, this is Troy Farina and I'm accompanied by the Bald Crumb and we are broasting Live from Minneapolis, Minnesota and this place is packed to the max.

Bald Crumb: This looks like the greatest card of alltime with four Titles on the line plus the crowning of a Battle Cup Champion!

Troy: We are ready t get the PPV underway lets get to the ring for a Special Triple Threat Match with the winner earning a Television Title Match at Wednesdays Armageddon.

The Giant Killer Hexum isnt waiting for his music and makes his way to the ring.

"Flagpole Sitta" by Harvey Danger brings Cykotick to the ring.

"I Just Want You" by Ozzy Osbourne plays and the King of Hardcore, Hamed makes his way to the ring.

Cykotic rushes out to the ring and slides in under the bottom rope, Hamed and Hexum stomp away at Cykotic. Hexum picks up Cykotic and whips him into the ropes and leaps over him leading Cykotic right into a dropkick by Hamed he makes a cover but Hexum quickly breaks it up. Hexum pulls Hamed to his feet and slaps him with a lethal chop to the chest knocking him to the mat. Hexum goes to pull Hamed back top his feet but Hamed grabs a hand full of tights and tosses Hexum into the ring post. Hamed is up and rolls up Hexum from behind, Cykotic from out of nowhere makes a save before the ref drops a count down. Cykotic and Hamed brawl it out now exchanging punches back and forth, Hamed blocks a punch and chops Cykotic to the mat and drops a knee to the face and rubs it in his eyes. Hexum jumps on top of both men and pounds away viciously on both of them. Cykotic picks up Hexum on his back in a piggy-back style and nails a inverted swinging diamond cutter he rolls on top of Hexum and makes a cover….one…two…Hamed with the save at two. Hamed picks up Cykotic and whips him for the ride and ducks down for a backdrop, Cykotic with other plans executes a ddt instead, he makes a pin hooking the leg…one…two…kickout by Hamed. Hexum laying in the corner looking dead as Cykotic pulls Hamed into the other corner he lifts Hamed to his feet and whips him into the other corner making Hamed's knee collide with Hexum's face who was in the other corner. Cykotic laughing away in the far corner charges into the corner and hits a bronco buster on both men. Cykotic pulls Hamed out of the corner first and locks him in a front face lock into a snap suplex he makes a cover…one….two….Hexum out of nowhere with the diving save. Cykotic a bit pissed now picks up Hexum and kicks him in the midsection and hits a russian leg sweep into a pin…one…two…kickout by Hexum. Hamed is some how standing now, Cykotic sees him now and chargs at him and dives into him with a plancha but Hamed ducks and Cykotic hits all mat. Hamed starts putting the boots to the fallen Cykotic, Hexum is on his feet as well and helps out Hamed with the stomping. Hamed offers a high five to Hexum and he accepts the hand slap before getting clobbered with a clothesline over the top rope. Hamed picks up Cykotic and whips him into the ropes and misses a clothesline Cykotic comes off of the other side and hits a shoulderblock both men lay on the mat dead tired, Hexum rolls back into the ring and covers both men…one….two….thr…both men get there shoulders up. Hexum pulls himself onto his feet and drags Hamed up with him he sets him up for a piledriver but Cykotic out of nowhere clotheslines Hexum, Hamed rolls up Hexum in a victory roll….one…two….Cykotic breaks it up yet again. Cykotic pulls Hamed to his feet and hits a northern lights suplex..one…two..thr….kickout by Hamed! Cykotic picks up Hamed and hooks him in a tortre rack and nails a inverted dvd!! He makes a cover hooking the leg….ONE….TWO….THREE!!! Hexum dives on top of Cykotic right as the three count is registered. The two men brawl back and forth as the bell rings over and over until officials come out and break this one up.

Crumb: What a great opening match to bad only one gets a title shot and thats Cykotick gets a shot at the Television Title at Armageddon.

Troy: Wait Crumb. I just received word that the Execs were so impressed by all these guys that each one will get a title shot at Armageddon.

Crumb: What an announcement and well deserving for all these guys.

Troy: They are lowering the Hell in the Cell for our next match so lets get the introductions.

"Sexy Boy" plays and Hawk comes from backstage and walks up and into the Cell.

The Death March begins to creep throughout the arena and Ghost Rider makes his way into the cell.

The ref locks the door, but these men arent waiting and begin sluggin it out...Ghost Rider gets the upper hand and whips Hawk into the corner...Ghost charges and squahes him into the corner with an elbow... Ghost picks him up...bodyslam...Ghost rolls him to the outside and follows...Hawk is there and meets Ghost with two hard rights....Hawk whips him hard into the cage face first...Hawk walks over to the steps and goes after Ghost...Ghost nails him first with a kick to the midsection...Hawk drops the steps behind him...Ghost lifts Hawk up...rams him face first into the charge...blood begins trickling down Hawk's face right above his right eye... Ghost now tosses Hawk back into the ring...Hawk gets up...Ghost is up on the ring apron...Hawk nails him with a dropkick and Ghost goes flying into the cage nailing the back of his head...Hawk climbs to the top rope...Ghost is up and blood is running down his back from the back of his head...Hawk leaps...Ghost catches him and bodyslams Hawk onto the metal steps...Hawk is grabbing his back..Ghost tosses him back in the ring and follows quickly...he picks up Hawk...DDT...Cover...One, Two, kickout by Hawk...Ghost lifts Hawk to his feet...whips him into the ropes...leap frog by Hawk...Ghost turns...DDT by Hawk...both men are down...Hawk is up first and Ghost follows to his feet...Hawk goes for a suplex...blocked by Ghost and again...Ghost lifts him up...brainbuster...Ghost picks up a bloody Hawk over his shoulder...he's going to the top rope with him...Hell Angel! Tombstone Piledriver off the top rope...Cover...One, Two, Three! Ghost Rider wins it!

Troy: Ghost Rider exacts his punishment and takes this victory from Hawk.

Crumb: This card gets better and better whats next.

Troy: Huh? Okay, I'm getting word from the guys out in the truck that "Money" Marcus Goldstein has arrived here at the Target Center. We've got a camera back there, let's see what's going on...

A black limousine is parked out back. The driver is already out of the car and opening the back door. First out of the car is a beautiful brunette wearing a black dress and carrying a small child. Next out is a small, elderly man with glasses and a head almost as bald as Bald Crumb.

Crumb: Haha, that guy is BALD!

Finally, out steps Marcus, a prime specimen of man standing about 6'4" and weighing in at about 275 lbs. He's wearing a pressed olive suit, his hair is perfectly gelled, he's clean shaven, and generally looks very slick.

Marcus: Thanks, James. Pick me up around 11:30, okay?

UWF President Kellen Crumb approaches, hand extended. Marcus shakes it, introduces the brunette as his wife Kelly, the kid as his son Reginald, and finally the short bald guy as Penny, his manager.

Out from the back walks a pack of people. Leading the way is UWF President Kellen Crumb, flanked by vice presidents Chad Hendricks and Brett Minh. Behind them is CEO Dan Russo, who is sharing a laugh with the man himself, "Money" Marcus Goldstein. Penny Silverman and Goldstein's family are at the back of the group.

Troy: Quite an entourage he's brought with him today. All the big suits are out tonight!

Crumb: Look at the ass on that!

Out of Russo's pocket comes a piece of paper, assumably the contract. He places it in front of Goldstein, who takes one last look at it. He motions to Penny Silverman, who hands him a pen. With on last flip of the page, he signs the contract. Russo takes the contract, puts it in his pocket, and stands up. Goldstein does the same, and he shakes everyone's hands, first Russo, then Kellen, then Chad and Brett.

Kellen: Ladies and gentlemen, let me introduce you to the latest UWF signing... "Money" Marcus Goldstein!

Penny Silverman: All right, all right, I know this is a big deal and all, but Marcus is feeling a little under the weather, so I'm going to make this quick. UWF, you'd better wake up and smell the copper because Marcus Goldstein is going to be making quite an impact around here, and pretty damn quickly. I mean, just look at him, he's perfect, a perfect speciman of human fitness. Plus, he's rich. So that's all we've got to say for now, keep your eyes open for Marcus, because he is PURE MONEY! You're money, baby! Money!

CEO Dan: Thank you Mr. Silverman, but I was hoping to get a few words from Mr. Goldstein himself.

Silverman intercepts the mic.

Silverman: Sorry Mr. Russo, I'm afraid that's not possible tonight. You see, Mr. Goldstein has made it perfectly clear to me tonight that he does not want to talk tonight, and what "Money" says is gold in my books. So, you can just wait with the rest of these people, okay Russo?

Kellen: I'll talk to him...convince him to be more of a crowd pleaser

Troy: It seems the same black limo that dropped Marcus off is driving away. Wait theres a card on the ground and Prez Kellen has it.

Kellen: Marcus Goldstein CEO, Goldstein and Silverman Industries "Money is everything, pure and simple."

Kellen flips the card over.

Kellen: I'll talk when I want to, and not before. Remember, money is everything. Everything. What?

Troy: Well I guess Marcus has joined our ranks we have to wait and see what he has instored at a later time.

Bald: I just wanted to see that ass some more!

Troy: Well next we have the first Championship on the line of the night, The National Title!

The challenger Mad Jungle Pig is already in the ring looking around the sold out arena.

"Pay The Man" by Offspring plays to the delight of the crowd, out from the back comes the UWF National Champion Chris Hasset.

The bell sounds and we are under way, they lock up and Hasset gets the better of the exchange pushing Pig into the corner and hits him with a brutal chop to the chest knocking him back into the corner, Hasset does it again making cutting the skin of Pig's chest, a small amount of blood starts to come off the chest as Hasset hits him with one more for good measure. Hasset whips Pig out of the corner into the other side, he charges in after him and hits a big splash on Pig, Pig stumbles out of the corner only to be met by a clothesline from Hasset. Pig is down as Hasset makes a cover…one…two…kickout by Pig. Hasset is sent flying off of Pig who kicked out with force. Pig standing now waits for Hasset to attack, Hasset jumps at Pig but is caught and nailed with a side walk slam. Pig drags Hasset back to his feet and whips him into the ropes and hits him with a foot to the mouth he makes a cover…one..two…kickout by Hasset. Pig again bringing Hasset to his feet the hard way, he picks up Hasset with a press slam dropping him behind him, Hasset is down clutching his stomach as Pig drops down with a leg drop he turns Hasset over and makes a cover…one…two…kickout again. Pig getting a bit upset picks up Hasset and goes for The Meltdown but Hasset somehow escapes and lands on his feet dropkicking Pig to the mat. Hasset picks up Pig and kicks him in the stomach and nails a jumping ddt he makes a cover…one…two…kickout by Pig this time. Hasset calling for the end, he sets Pig up for the Lethal Injection but Pig drops to his knees and crotches Hasset. Pig rolls to the outside and brings in a chair, he lays it in the center of the ring and goes for a powerbomb on top of the chair, he has Hasset up and drops him neck first right on the metal chair he makes a cover…one..two…thre…kickout by Hasset! Pig has the chair now he swinging wildly at Hasset but misses he tried again this time connecting right across the forehead knocking Hasset to the mat. Pig sets up Hasset and nails The Meltdown on the chair he makes a cover…ONE…TWO….THREE!! We have a new champion!!!

Crumb: Mad Jungle Pig squeaks out the victory and walks away with the National Title.

Troy: Dont forget the challenge Chris laid forth for Sweet Tooth the other day. If Sweet Tooth wins later tonight Chris will have a Americas Title shot at Armageddon!

Crumb: Well, I wish the kid all the luck, but next up we have the Television Title on the line and Executioner earns his second shot at the title. Lets go to the ring for the intros.

"Du Haust" by Rammstein plays throughout the arena and the challenger Executioner makes his way into the ring.

"Blind" by KoRn begins to play and the UWF Television make his was to ringside.

Executioner isnt waiting for Matt to get into the ring...hard forearm to the back of Matt's head...Executioner lifts him up and slams him down hard on the concrete...Executioner now tosses him into the ring and jumps into the ring himself...now the ref is signaling for the bell...and there it is, this match is officially under way...Executioner with an elbow to the back of head of Matt...Executioner goes right on top on Matt and locks on a front face lock...Matt fights to his knees and now to his feet...elbow to the stomach...followed by another...Matt hits the ropes...nails Executioner with a lariat and he goes down...Matt grabs Executioner's leg and drops back with his leg...he is stretching out his hamstring...Matt tries to lock on the figure four right away...Executioner kicks Matt goes flying away and hits the turnbuckle head first and falls down... Executioner lifts him to his feet...snap DDT...Cover...One, Two, kickout by the TV Champ...Executioner lifts Matt to his feet and whips him into the ropes...big foot to the face by Executioner...Executioner reaches down and lifts Matt to his feet...Death Penalty! Powerslam into a Backbreaker...Cover...One, Two, Three! We have a New Television Champion!

Troy: Great effort by Executioner helps him take the TV Title from the Matt MacDonald.

Crumb: A down day for Matt, but cant take anything away from Executioner for the effort he brought forth.

Troy: Lets not waste any time and get into or third title match of the night. Slash defends the Americas Title against Sweet Tooth!

"Boggy Woggy Woo" by ICP brings the former National Champion and challenger tonight the Mad Clown, Sweet Tooth to the ring.

"One" by Metallica brings the Americas Champion and EX member, Slash to the ring.

The bell sounds and the two men lock up, Slash with a go behind into a hammerlock. Sweet Tooth counters it with a hammerlock of his own. Slash grabs a hold of Sweet Tooth's neck and drops him down with a snap mare takeover. Both men quickly back to their feet, they circle each other before locking up again. Slash pushes Sweet Tooth in the corner and dives at him with a splash only to get kicked in the face by Sweet Tooth. Sweet Tooth comes running out of the corner with a bulldog he makes a cover hooking the leg….one….kickout by Slash. Sweet Tooth slaps on a leg lock pulling back on the knee and leg of Slash. Slash nears the ropes and grabs a hold of the bottom rope causing the hold to be broken. Slash on his feet now a bit hobbled, Sweet Tooth dropkicks the knee out from under him knocking him face first on the mat. Sweet Tooth going back to the leg with a half boston crab on Slash he has Slash screaming in sheer pain, Slash again nears the ropes but this time Sweet Tooth floats over and turns the half boston crab into a STF. Sweet Tooth finally lets the hold go after a few minutes in the STF. Sweet Tooth rolls to the outside and gets a chair he tosses it in the ring, Slash fighting to get to his feet goes after the chair only to get kicked down by Sweet Tooth, Sweet Tooth grabs the chair and folds it over the leg/ankle of Slash he climbs to the top rope and jumps off and is met with a boot to the head, the move looked to hurt Slash more than it did Sweet Tooth though. Sweet Tooth coming back after Slash he picks him up and chops him into the corner of the ring but Slash doesn't feel the pain at all, Sweet Tooth with another chop to the chest but Slash yells in his face for more. Sweet Tooth tries for a third time but it is blocked and Slash turns Sweet Tooth into the corner and nails him with chops of his own. Slash picks Sweet Tooth up and puts him up on the turnbuckle. He goes up top with Sweet Tooth as well and hits a top rope huricanrana! Slash rolls on top of Sweet Tooth and makes a cover….one…two…kickout by Sweet Tooth. Slash picks up Sweet Tooth and delivers a liger bomb! He makes a pin hooking the leg..one…two…kickout by Sweet Tooth!! Slash makes his way to the top rope and hits a big leg drop on Sweet Tooth he makes another cover…..one…..two…..thr….kickout by Sweet Tooth!!! Slash going for "Souled Out" he sets him up for the powerbomb but Sweet Tooth out of nowhere turns it into the "Clown Drop" he rolls up Slash in a ball and the ref counts…one….two….three!!!!!!

Crumb: Thats three for three titles changing hands!

Troy: There was clowning around tonight for Sweet Tooth as he takes the Americas Title from Slash!

Crumb: Next we have the long awaited return of Bleeding Romeo as he goes for the Hardcore Title in a Glass Green House Match.

Both men are already inside and they arent going to waste any time and go right after each other...Romeo has the upper hand and lifts CWolvie up...hard slam though the table and flower pots crumble on top of him...Romeo grabs one of the pots...smashes it into CWolvies face...that cut CWolvie right open...Romeo has a broom now...CWolvie is up to his feet...Romeo stabs CWolvie in the stomach with the handle then...DDT onto the cement...Cover by Romeo...One, Two, kickout by CWolvie...Romeo goes over to the tool cabinet and starts digging inside for something...CWolvie is up and nails Romeo from behind with a flower pot in the back of the head...CWolvie grabs the flower's roots and starts to smear them into Romeo's face...CWolvie is looking for something now...he finds what he wants...a hoe...Romeo gets to feet...Oh NO!!! CWolvie just nailed Romeo in the face with the metal edge of the hoe...Romeo is busted open instantly and the blood begins to flow rapidly...both men are dirty and bloody...CWolvie grabs a bag of grass seed...goes to smash Romeo with it...No, Romeo lifts the hoe CWolvie left on the ground and nails Romeo in the groin with it...Romeo a bloody mess is up and goes over to the corner of the green house...whats that bag he's ripping open...Its a bag of Manure! He goes back and picks up CWolvie...piledriver head first into the Manure! Cover...One, Two, kickout by the Champion...Romeo picks up CWolvie by the back of the neck and trunks and tosses him...right through the glass...Cwolvie lands outside the Green House...CWolvie has a major laciration on the chest now...Romeo follows him and exits the green house...Romeo lifts him up...Romeo is slapping CWolvie in the face...CWolvie comes back with a hard right uppercut and follows up with a standing dropkick sending Romeo crashes back through the glass and back into the green house...this match is grueling for both as they both continue to bleed from all over there bodies...CWolvie grabs Romeo...tosses him onto another table...one punch to the head for good measure...brainbuster by CWolvie sends Romeo crashing through the table...Cover by CWolvie...One, Two, kickout by Romeo...CWolvie is looking for something...he goes into the tool cabinet...whats that? he is ripping out everything and the shelves...He pulls out from the back...A MIRROR!!! This may be Sweet Revenge for CWolvie...Romeo is up...CWolvie getting ready to smash it over Romeo...No, Romeo with a kick to the midsection...CWolvie drops the mirror but Romeo catches it...he smashes it over CWolvie head...grabs CWolvie before he falls...Crying Soul his version of the Jackknife Powerbomb...Cover by Romeo...One, Two, Three!

Troy: We have a New Hardcore Champion, Bleeding Romeo!

Crumb: That was one of the most amazing and unusual matches I have ever seen!

Troy: Yeah it was, both men are injured badly and layin down with blood all over the place.

Crumb: Well, the paramedics are the treating both men.

Troy: It is time for out Main Event and to crown a Battle Cup Champion!

"Pretty Fly for A White Guy" by Offspring plays throughout the arena and coming to the ring at this time Special K he enters the cage right away and sits on the turnbuckle in the far corner.

"Living Danger" by Rob Zombie plays and out from the back comes RA, he stands at the entrance of the cage waiting for the rest of EX to make there way to the cage.

"Walk" by Kilgore plays and out comes one half of the UWF Tag Team Champs, Dante Burn!! He and RA enter the cage and surround K in the corner.

"Walk" still plays out coming to the ring is the UWF World Champ and one half of the Tag Champs Dub, he enters the cage and goes right at K.

The bell sounds and the cage door is closed, Dub, Dante, and RA attack K in the corner pounding him with punches. RA pulls K out of the corner and hits an atomic drop, Dante mows him down with a clothesline. Dub climbs to the top rope as Dante and RA hold K down on the mat he hits a frogsplash on K. Dante and RA put the boots to K again. Dante makes his way to the top now Dub and RA hold him, Dante goes for the 540 but K gets his knees up as he kicked Dub away from him. Dante lands hard on his knees, K on his feet runs over RA with a clothesline. K whips Dub into the ropes and hits a standing dropkick. Dante comes up behind K only to get hit in the face with a punch and a chop then a kick to the stomach followed by a ddt. K is up and throws RA into the cage head first busting him open. Dub out of nowhere nails K with a spinning heel kick sending K down to the mat. RA in the corner wiping the blood from his face as Dante makes his way to his feet. Dante goes over to K and picks him up and hits him with Xtreme Burn landing on his neck. RA and Dub conversing over in the corner as Dante works over K with chops and kicks. Dante goes for a inverted ddt but out of nowhere K locks on a pair of handcuffs Dante tries to get them off but K locks it to the cage and kicks away at Dante as Dub and RA run over and drops K with punches. Dub keeps on beating on K with punches as RA checks on Dante who is fighting to get loose from the cage. RA can't get him free so he goes back to helping Dub work over K. Dub with a suplex as RA hits a legdrop. Both men pick up K and whip him into the ropes. Dub ducks down as K goes over the top of him, RA nails K with a superkick to the groin. Dub gets back up and throws K head first into the cage cutting him up. RA and Dub put the boots to the back of the head of K. From the back now here comes EX's members Bleeding Romeo and Slash, Slash is carrying a hacksaw, Romeo and Slash go behind where Dante is cuffed at and start cutting on the cage, out of the back now here comes, Cwolvie, Sweet Tooth and Cykotic….they rush at Slash and Romeo on the far side of the cage, Romeo cuts them off with a chair and smashes Cykotic over the head with the chair, Slash just got Dante freed. Meanwhile inside the ring, K has turned things around a bit, he is pounding away on RA in the corner as Dub is trying to get to his feet….Dante looks over towards RA but turns around and starts climbing out the cage nobody in the ring sees him he is over the top and he drops to the floor!!! Dante Burn wins!! K turns around and heads out the cage to brawl with Dante. Romeo and Slash are hammering away on Sweet Tooth and Cykotic, as Dante and Cwolvie go at it, K just bum rushed Dante from behind they are pounding him down, RA has made his way out of the ring and attacks Cwolvie, its everyman for himself. They lights just went out as the men brawl on the outside, the lights come back on and Chaostic is in the cage standing behind Dub, he locks him in a waist lock and takes him over in a belly-to-back suplex. He jumps on top of Dub pounding away at him…Dub turns it over and begins to pound on Chaostic….

Troy: What a great show we have had tonight, but we have run dry on time, so for Bald Crumb and myself this was UWF's Violent Passion and we'll see you at Armageddon!

Crumb: Wait Chaostic and Dub...

(Camera fades to black)


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