Sunday, March 21, 1999
from McNichols Arena in Denver, Colorado


Troy Farina: Hello everyone and welcome to this edition of Sunday Senseless Violence. I am your host, Troy Farina and I'm accompanied by Bald Crumb.

Bald Crumb: UWF is growing leaps and bounds. And the talent is unmatched anywhere else in the world.

Troy: I know you guys are ready and so am I, so lets get to the ring and get this thing kicked off.

Rex is in the ring waiting his opponent for this opening match.

"Eve of Destruction" plays throughout the arena and it brings his opponent, Johnny "The Elimanator" to the ring.

Johnny "The Eliminator" couldn't wait for the bell! He's attacking Rex...Johnny tosses Rex out of the ring and to the arena floor! Johnny drags Rex to the timekeepers table and oh! He just hit him with the ring bell! This man is possessed! Blood is beginning to trickle down the forehead of Rex, and the bell hasn't even rung. Finally, Johnny rolls him into the ring, and nails him with a big kneedrop...the ref now signals for the bell...Johnny is signaling that this match is over, and he may be right. Oh my, he's going up top! Looks like he's going for a flying headbutt....Damn!!! He missed, and his head went straight through the mat!!! Good God! Rex is up to his feet, and he's pissed off! He picks up Johnny, and nails him with a piledriver, right into the hole...Rex is now going up top...450 splash...he hit it!!!!! 1...2...he kicked out! Rex, going for a Lionsault...Missed! Johnny is slowly making his way to his feet...he picks up Rex...going for a suplex...oh no...he couldn't hold him! Rex slips behind him...Sure-Fire!!! Goes for the pin...One, Two, Three!

Crumb: Rex takes the opener.

Troy: Good debut, but another tough lose for Johnny. This guy has alot of potential here in UWF, lets hope he sticks it out and overcomes the tough luck.

Crumb: Hey we got the ultimate jobber, Kentei next!

"Dueling Banjos" begins to play and Koonta Kentei comes out to the ring.

"Twist" By Korn brings another newcomer, Delirium to the ring.

The bell sounds. Kentei is quick out of his corner. He jumps the newcomer quickly. Throws him into the corner. Kentei starts to deliever blows to Deliriums head. The crowd counts along 1...2...3..4..5..6...7.. OH no Delirium just raked him in the eyes. Kentei is walking around dazed. Delirium takes this to his advantage. He runs off the ropes clotheslining Kentei to the mat. Deliruim is going to the tope rope. Kentei is slow to rise to his feet. Delirium is at the top turnbuckle. Kentei runs to the ropes knocking Delirium squaring him on the top. Delirium falls into the ring. Kentei throws Delirium into the ropes. He picks him up Sidewalk slam. Delirium is feeling the pain. He his slow to rise. Kentei speeds him up by taking him up by the hair. He sets him up for a Gorilla Press. Kentei holds him up with ease. He runs to the Ropes and launches Delirium to the outside. Delirium is out cold. Delirium lies motionless. Kentei starts to the outside. The Ref starts the count. 1, 2, 3, 4...Kentei is stomping Deliriums motionless body. 5, 6, 7, 8...Kentei noticing the count rolls if. The ref gets in his face about going to the outside. Kentei looks to start back to the outside but turns and hits the ref. The ref is out. Kentei goes to announcing table and picks up a chair. He walks to towards Delirium ...Wait out of crowd jumps a deranged hooded fan. He uses what looks like a taser on Kentei...Kentei falls to the ground twitching. The fan rolls him into the ring. He picks up Delirium and lies him on top of Kentei. Just before the fan leaves he wakes the ref. The fan takes off the hood. It's Cykotick!!! The ref starts the count...One, Two, Three!

Troy: What the hell! Koonta had it. I cant believe that happened.

Crumb: Doesnt matter how you win as long as you win! Thanx to one of my boys.

Troy: But Koonta had his first win, but oh well maybe next time.

"Great American Nightmare" plays and Rugal Blacknoah makes his way to ringside.

Suddenly "Pulse" by Salmonblaster begins to blare throughout the arena and Slade makes his way from the back and into the ring.

Slade doesn't wait for the bell and attacks Rugal right off the bat.. The ref singals for the bell as he watches closely... Slade with european uppercuts knocks Rugal to the turnbuckle.... SLADE with a HARD WHIP to the Turnbuckle. Slade Charges at Rugal.... Rugal quickly get's out of the way of that run-a-way train! Rugal continues to counter with a BELLY TO BELLY SUPLEX!!! Rugal picks up Slade, Locks up, Northern Lights Suplex!! Rugal picks him up, BigBody Slam in the middle of the ring. Rugal with a short arm Closeline! picks up Slade off the ropes, Drop Kick! No Slade moves out of the way... Slade Hammers Rugal back as He attemps to get up. Slade whips Rugal to the ropes, Slade off the oposing ropes... Slade with a CLOSELINE!!!! Rugal Ducks, RUGAL FOLLOWS WITH HIS OWN CLOSELINE!!!! Slade ducks..... BOTH MEN PICK UP SPEED!!!! DOUBLE CLOSELINE!!!!!!!! BOTH MEN DOWN!!!! Rugal makes his way up as Slade still down on the floor... Rugal approaches Slade.... SLADE WITH A SMALL PACKAGE!!!!!!!!!! 1.....2..... NO! Slade up lightning fast, and slaps on a headlock....... Rugal counters pushing Slade off the ropes... BEAR HUG!!! SQUEZING HIS RIBS!!!! Rugal breaks the hold and delivers an elbow to the ribs for good measure. Rugal now with his own SLEEPER in the middle of the ring.... Slade fading.... The Ref check on Slade but get's nowhere. Slade with what strenght is left, counters the hold with a JAW BREAKER!!!! Rugal can't follow up his attack and loses ground.... Slade takes advantage and starts to stomp on Rugal's head... Slade picks him up and whips him to the ropes, SWINGING NECK BREAKER!!!! Slade Quickly follows with an Scissor LegLock! Slade Wraps his huge legs around Rugals Neck....... Slade Breaks the hold and delivers a quick LegDrop for good measure... Rugal really taking lots of punishment around his neck. Slade Doesn't give in and picks Rugal, with a NECKBREAKER!!!! Slade off the ropes, ELBOW TO THE NECK AREA!!!!!! Rugal starts to chock as the ref warns Slade... Slade Sets up Rugal on the second ropes, off the ropes...Sits on Rugal's back!!!!!!! The ref once again warns Slade. Rugal motionless can't defend himself. Slade tries to pick him up, but he's out colder then ice.... Slade rolls him over, hooks the leg. 1....2.... NO! Kickout.. Slade show his frustration as he slams his hands.... Rugal starts to move but Slade slows him down with continous kicks to the ribs and head. Slade picks him up, BIG DDT!!!!! No finished with Rugal, he's w hips him towards the ropes, BIG LARIAT!!!!!!! Slade decides a bodyslam is needed! DRVING ELBOW SMASH!!!! Slade picks him up, SAMOAN DROP!!!! THAT ROCK HIS WORLD!!!!! Slade jumps up to the top, MISSLE DROP KICK!!!! Slade picks up the big rock, sets Rugal and himself on the top...VISIONBLUR!!! Cover...One, Two, Three!

Troy: I only say, What a Match!

Crumb: It was decent, but chalk up a victory for Slade. Guess him came back from that bad showing last week.

Troy: Yeah, Rugal has main event status potential as well, but we will have to wait to see what these guys do in the future.

Crumb: Some UWF excitement next, a Triple Threat Match.

The Sudan National Anthem plays and the Sudan Madman comes out waving his country's flag to a chorus on boos in the Denver arena.

"Madman" By Silverchair plays and X-Factor enters the ring.

Lethal Weapon doesnt wait for his music and rushes to the ring.

Lethal Weapon runs in and starts brawling with Sudan. Punch, block by Sudan. He does an uppercut to the throat. Sudan picks him up and throws him into the ropes. Oh no! A pick up by Sudan. And dropped into a powerslam. Sudan off the ropes. And goes for the splash. A miss. Lethal Weapon kicks to the stomach. Over again and again. He takes Sudan and throws him into the tunbuckle. A reversal and oh my what a irish whip. And Sudan takes him and does a DDT onto the Canvas. Lethal weapon gets up and dodges the hook and does a back breaker. That took all the strength out of Lethal Weapon. He goes for the pin..1...2..........no kick out. Sudan with a brainbuster. He takes LW and does a chokeslam. He goes on the top rope. He jumps wait. LW dodges and does he reverses it into a Ruff Ride. No. The are both out. They both get up at the same time. Wait a minute. He comes out of no where. He does a double jump kick and hits both of them of them. Takes a chair and hits Sudan when he wasn't looking. That knocks him out of the ring. He puts the chair on the ground and takes him and does a The Xtingquisher onto the chair. 1..........2............3............X-Factor with the win over Lethal Weapon and Sudan. Wait he runs and does a slide kick at Sudan. He takes a chair and starts hitting it over Sudan. Sudan is bleeding. He takes the chair and starts hitting himself. WAIT A MINUTE. It is CWolvie. CWolvie is standing at the aisle. He walks down towards CWolvie and goes over to X-Factor. CWolvie watches on as X-Factor. CWolvie starts laughing. The lights go red and black and CWolvie and X-Factor are gone. CWolvie's vocie is heard. He says. Lethal Lottery.

Crumb: That was one of the most lack luster matches I have ever seen especially for a triple threat one.

Troy: For once I must agree with you, but X-Factor walks out as the winner.

Crumb: Lets hope the next is better, otherwise I'm taking a nap.

When the "Levee Breaks" by Led Zeppelin plays and out walks Venom to the ring.

"Got the Life" by KoRn plays and out walks Jeff Boyardee.

Boyardee gets in the ring, and locks up with Venom. venom with a hip toss, into an Armbar. Boyardee slips out, and reverses with one of his own. Venom, hits an elbow to the face, and standing switch into a hammerlock. Stunner! Boyardee just hit a Stunner on Venom! Boyardee gets up, and he lifts up Venom Onto his shoulders... DVD! front DVD type of Driver move, and Venom is in a lot of pain. Boyardee covers, 1...2.. no! not close enough yet, but Venom looks like he is off his game tonight. Boyardee has him up gain, and he sets him up for a... Piledriver! Yes! Boyardee locks on a headlock, and rolls him over onto his stomahc, and hooks him up in a Bow and Arrow! he is rocking up back and forth! Venom with Short jabs to the ribs, breaks te hold. Venom is holding his lower back, but he is up on his feet, and looking angry. He runs for him and leaps! Huracanrana into a pin! 1...2... NO! He rolled him into a reversal, 1...2... NO! venom is up first, and he throws him into the ropes. Owen Hart Belly-to-Belly! Boyardee went straight out to the floor! Venom climbs up to the top rope! OH MY GOD! Shooting Star Press from the top to the floor! Venom is crazy and Boyardee is hurting! venom is up, and he rolls Boyardee into the ring. he follows him in, and Kicks him in the stomach... DDT! Venom just hit him right square in the middle of the ring with a DDT! he covers, 1...2... NO! Boyardee will not give it up! Venom locks on a Boston Crab! Boyardee is screaming, but he looks like he is smiling too. he is reaching for the ropes! No, venom pulled him farther out into the middle! Boyardee is trying to powerout! He is using all his energy! he posp out, into a roll up! 1...2...NO! Venom just got his shoulder up. venom is up, and he is pulling Boyardee to his feet. Throws him into the ropes, and he bends down. Telegraphed it. Boyardee stops! Pedigree! NO! he is holding him up... Pedigree Piledriver! One, Two, Three!

Troy: Jeff Boyardee takes it from Venom.

Crumb: Much better than the last match, but I wanna know if this guy is owns the can company?

Troy: What else?

Crumb: What else what?

Troy: Forget it! Lets go to our next match.

The James Bond theme plays and KPac makes his return into the ring.

"Boggy Woggy Woo" by ICP brings UWF's only clown Sweet Tooth to the ring.

KPac doesn't wait a second and executes a PICTURE PERFECT SPRINGBOARD DROPKICK!!!!! KPac quickly jumps on Sweet Tooth and starts to pound on him with rights and lefts. The ref signals the start of the match as the bell rings. The ref jumps to the outside to break it out... KPac takes a BIG LEFT HAYMAKER!!!!!!!! KPac picks up Sweet Tooth DDT ON THE CONCRETE!!!!!!!!! The ref now getting into KPac's face... KPac doesn't like it one bit, and threatened to hit the ref....KPac picks up Sweet Tooth and rolls him in. KPac doesn't give up his relentless attack. and begin's to work on his leg... KPac drags him to the center of the ring, LEG DROP TO THE THIGH!!!! LEG SCISSORLOCK. KPac starts to wrench on his leg.... KPac manuvers around, HALF BOSTON CRAB!!!! Sweet Tooth wailing in pain. KPac lbreaks the hold and grabs Sweet Tooth leg's again... drags him to the middle, FIGURE FOUR LEGLOCK!!!!! SWEET TOOTH GOES BALISTIC IN PAIN!! Sweet Tooth grabs the ropes after a minute. KPac ignores the ref but breaks the hold.... WHAT THE HELL!!!! HEXUM!!! HEXUM making his way down to the ring, WHY IS HE DOWN HERE!!!! TO ATTACK KPAC OR SWEEET TOOTH!!!! Hexum jumps up to the turnbuckle and argues with the ref.... KPac walks over and has a talk with Hexum, Sweet Tooth pulls out brass knuckles!!!! STRIKES ACROSS THE BACK OF THE HEAD!!!! Sweet Tooth throws the evidenceinto the crowd...... Sweet Tooth Knocks down the ref as it seem intended more!!! Hexum jumps down, grabs a folding chair, commands Sweet Tooth to hold up KPac... HEXUM WITH A SWING!!!!!! NO!!!!!!!! KPAC DUCKS, HEXUM STOPS IN TIME BEFORE HITTING SWEET TOOTH. KPAC INSTANT DEATH FOR HEXUM!!! INSTANT DEATH FOR SWEET TOOTH!!!! COVER!! COVER!!! the ref is down....KPac doesn't believe this, he rolls Hexum out, and sets Sweet Tooth for the DEATH MOVE!!! DragonLeg CorckScrew DROPKICK!!! DEATH MOVE, REVERSED RAZORS EDGE!!!!!!! KPac off the ropes, BIG SPINEBUSTER!!!!!! KPac decides to lock on his Patented DEATHLOCK!!!!!!!!!! The ref comes back to earth and checks Sweet Tooth.... HE'S OUT!

Crumb: I guess Hexum and KPac are working together already.

Troy: Too bad Sweet Tooth partner wasnt there for him. This guy needs to figure out where he wants to go or he may be in trouble.

Crumb: The talent is there, but the motivation seems to be gone.

Troy: Ladies and Gentlemen, we at UWF have our first Hair versus Hair match ever!

"The Messiah" by Bach plays and the giant Messiah makes his way into the ring.

"Onenemy" by Circle of Dust plays and Klay Scott comes to ringside with the clippers in his hand and places them on the bell keepers table.

Oh I've been looking forward to this for a long time! Both men are standing in the middle of the ring, waiting for that bell! There it is, and they leap at each other! They're beating the hell out of each other, with neither man getting an advantage! They roll out of the ring...Klay puts Messiah against the post...goes for a clothesline...MISSES!!!! Messiah locks him in an armbar....Klay's writhing in pain! He may have broken it...Messiah rolls him into the ring....drops his knee across the arm of Scott. This is brutal! Messiah takes off his elbowpad....Holy elbow!!!!! Right on the arm too...this may be all...One, Two...foot on the ropes! He's calling for the Messiah Bottom! He's got him up.....reversed into a ddt!!!!!! Incredible!!!! Wait a damn minute!!!! Alan Frost has just come to ringside! This looks bad! Klay acknowledges his presence....whips Messiah against the ropes....Messiah ducks a clothesline...whips Klay into the ropes....Klay with a go-behind.....kicks him in the chest....oh damn...he's got him up on his shoulders....could it be....the Refractor Chasm? He goes to drop him.....Messiah slips out, and reverses into a sunset flip!!!!! 1.....2....foot on the ropes!!!!!! Both men charge at each other....damn!!!! It looks like Klay got the better of that...they went clear over the ropes to the floor, but Klay landed on his feet! Wait a damn minute!!! Klay is clearing off the announcers table....what in the hell is he gonna do? He rolls Messiah back into the ring...perches him up on the top rope..what's this? He's lining up the table.....God no!!!!! He's setting up the damn Disengage!!!!! Here we go!!!!! Jesus!!!!!! He hit it!!!! Unbelievable!!!! That may have been the most extreme move in the history of this sport...he just jumped off the top rope with a man in his hand, and Disengaged him clear through that table!!!!! He rolls him back into the ring...One, Two, Three!!!

Crumb: Whats this...The Guild is making there way to the ring and they are holding down Messiah and Klay goes for the clippers.

Troy: Klay is shaving his head. The big man is fuming, but Guild is still holding him.

Crumb: Here comes the Suicide Kings after the Guild and the Guild with Klay make an escape.

Troy: Look at Messiah! Only the left side of his head is shaved. There is going to be hell to pay for this one.

Crumb: Next up is my kind of match. No Dq and Falls Count Anywhere.

"November Rain" by Guns n Roses brings Syndicate of Terror member Overlord to the ring.

"Slim Shady" by Eminem plays and Guild member Alan Frost makes his way back to ringside.

Alan Frost comes runnnig down the ring with the ring bell in his head. He runs and they meet together. Alan Frost hits Overlord over the head three times. Ding, Ding, Ding. The ref starts the match. Over the skull of Overlord. This is a quick start. Alan takes Overlord and throws him into the guard rail. He takes the chair where Troy sits and takes it and smashes it over Overlord. He then does a drop kick over the rail. They are fighting in the ring. Alan does an irish whip into the safety rail on the other side of the stadium. Alan runs and does a jump kick and lands on his butt. Overlord takes Alan and DDT's him onto the guard rail.

Troy: Look, its Klay Scott out here and has a chair is hand. But it seems that he is setting it up and watching the match. Maybe scouting his Letal Injection partner, Alan Frost.

Frost and Overlord start going up the steps. Alan is getting dragged up. Alan grabs a beer bottle from a fan and smashes it over Overlord's head. They walk to the top. Overlord is thrown into an audience member. The member gets up and Does a brainbuster onto the chair. Alan takes the audeince member and throws him from the steps down to the floor. The audience member is bleeding. Overlord recovers and does a superplex onto the floor out of the arena area onto the walk way. He drags Alan outside to the food venders. He takes Alan and throws him into the counter of The hotdog stand. He takes the mustard and squeezes it into the eyes of Alan. Alan then is piledrived onto the chair. Overlord does a bulldog onto a table. He walks over and get a plastic knife and throws it at Alan. Alan catches it and runs with a drop kick and sends Overlord into the merchandise shop. Alan takes a t-shirt and wraps it around Overlord's throat. Overlord counters with a shoe measurer into the shin of Alan. Then takes it and hits it over the back of the head of Alan. Overlord takes Alan and takes a shoe box and hits it over the head of Alan. He opens the box and it is filled with thumbtacks. Overlord spills them onto the floor. Alan does a DDT but is countered into a belly to belly. Oh Alan is on the thumbtacks. Overlord gets up onto the counter and does a frog splash onto Alan. He takes a Colorado Hockey Stick and pokes it into the stomach and pokes Alan in the stomach. He then smashes it over the back of Alan. Alan counters with a puck to the groin. Overlord is down. Alan takes a Avalanche magnet and throws it at Overlord. It is STUCK IN HIS CHEST. THE MAGNET IS STUCK INTO THE CHEST OF ALAN FROST. Overlord takes a puck and throws it at the magnet. Alan dodges and glass is smashed. Alan takes baseball bat that was in the case and swings but misses. He swings low and gets Overlords shin. He swings again. Overlord takes Alan and throws him throw the window. OUTSIDE. THEY ARE OUTSIDE. Overlord starts throwing equipment and items down at Alan Frost.

Troy: There must be hundreds or even thousands of dollars worth of merchandise.

Crumb: I will be taken out of their paychecks.

Troy: Look Scott is outside as well, just watching.

Overlord walks out of the store. He walks threw the hall and grabs a nacho cheese carton. He walks over and outside the arena. He walks down the stairs to Alan Frost. He takes some of the nacho cheese located at the bottom and throws it in the eyes of Alan. Alan can't see. Alan takes a shoulder protector and swings. He hits Overlord in the head. Overlord starts rolling down the stairs. Alan starts to wipe the cheese off and walks down the stairs. Overlord is bloody. Alan walks over to Overlord and stands above him. Overlord low blows him. He turns his head. Wait. OH MY GOD!!! OH MY GOD!!!! OVERLORD JUST THREW ALAN FROST INTO A UPCOMING CAR. Alan got hit by the car. He starts to spin as he gets hit and ricochet's off the car and onto the ground. Overlord goes onto of Alan and starts punching the now bloody face. Overlord walks across the street and drags Alan. Alan is dripping blood. They are now at the transitit system. Alan punches Overlord in the stomach and throws him into the bus stop window sign. Overlord is now Bloody. Alan takes overlord and brings him to a Colorado newspaper dispenser. He throws him onto of it. OH MY GOD. Alan just did a power bomb onto the dispenser. Money start coming out of the box. Alan takes Overlord and goes to up the esclator and they are fighting in the skytrain station. Punch by Overlord. The sky train arrives. The ref is still watching this. Overlord just smashed Alan through the door of the skytrain. The door is open. They both are in the train. WAIT THE TRAIN STARTS. Overlord does a Double Underarm DDT into a seat. The Sky train just suddenly stopped and both men going tumbling. The train is coming back down and at a fast speed.

Troy: Can we get a camera to the control booth?

Crumb: Look! Its the Suicide Kings!

The Kings dive out of the booth as the car crashes into it at full speed!

Troy: What opportunists! Suicide Kings just ripped out Frost from the rubbage and begin to beat on him.

Crumb: But here comes Scott, who jumps Rex and they begin to duke it out...But Klay cant fight off all three!

Troy: He comes reinforcements, The Guild!

Crumb: Now the Guild takes control of the situation...but here comes a taxi...look its the Syndicate of Terror and they get into the mix as Overlord climbs out of the rubbage. Everyone has gotta into the action.

Troy: Look its the ref coming now and he's riding a little girl's bicycle and he's screaming at all the guys, but to no avail.

Crumb: But this match seems to be over, because Denver's finest is here in riot gear and they are arresting everyone, including the ref...all the men are tossed into the paddy wagon and taken off!

Troy: A sad way to end a match, but that was incredible and this three way feud is not close to being over.

Crumb: Wait look, Shadow and Soldier snuck off and werent arrested.

Troy: I dont blame them one bit, but Denver Police will be looking for them.

Crumb: Well whats next?

Troy: Our next match is for the National Title.

"I Am The Law" by Anthrax brings the challenger Rave to the ring.

"Jacking Man" by Geni-Torturers plays and the UWF National Champion Smiling Jack makes his way to the ring.

Jack takes off his prized belt and prepare's for battle with Rave. Both Men under 6 feet tall and ready for a fight. Rave taunts Smiling Jack as he pays no attention to him. The ref turns his back and signals for the bell as Smiling Jack clips RAVE in the back of the kneecap! Smiling Jack get's to work with fist to the face. Jack picks him up, whips him to the ropes, BACK BODY DROP!!! Jack follows up with a bodyslam.... Countered by Rave... FALLAWAY SLAM!!!Rave off the ropes, dropkick! Missed the target! Smiling Jack just moves out of the way. He's back on the attack with a BIG Legdrop ontop of Rave. Smiling Jack picks up Rave and delivers a punishing PILEDRIVER!!!!!! THEY SMASH THROUGH THE RING. It is completely destroyed. Wood flies everywhere. Smiling Jack grabs a garbage can and takes it from under the ring. He takes it and smashes it over the skull of Rave. Rave stands up and Jack delievers a painful shot to the head again. Now he grabs a chair and hits it over the back. He gets him up and out of the area where the ring was and from there he picks up RAVE. AND A SUPERPLEX OFF THE TURNBUCKLE INTO THE SPANISH TABLE!! THE SPANISH TABLE!!. Espano? The spanish people look pissed off. Smiling Jack takes a fan and hits it on Rave. Rave is knocked out. But the ref doesn't see it. Jack goes under the ring and finds a crate. It is full of somethiing. Jack smashes it over the head of Rave. Rave is bleeding bad. Look it is a box of watermelons. Rave recovers. He takes a watermelon and brakes it on teh head of Jack. He takes another one and throws it at the gut oh Jack. Then does a DDT onto the hard concrete. Jack is bleeding too. They are badly bleeding. Jack slowly walks up to the guard rail and jumps off and does a dropkick sending Rave into the ring post. Rave is cold. The ref goes to check on Rave. What is this? Jack has the ref in a powerbomb position. What is this. A powerbomb onto the announcer table. The ref is out cold. Smiling Jack takes out a razor. He has it and starts cutting at the forehead of Rave. He picks up Rave. He is about to do a DDT onto the razor. IT'S REVERSED. REVERSED it into a DDT. Smiling Jack has that razor in his forehead. Rave gets up and does a suplex and lands Jack onto the guard rail. He goes for a clothesline is blocked and a back breaker. The ref is back up. Jack takes out the razor. They go back into the ring. Jack goes for a Neckbreaker, but is reversed and Rave does a neckbreaker to Jack. Count 1.......2......thr....NO!. Jack gets out. Jack does a kick to the stomach and then does a neckbreaker to the ref again. The ref is out again. Jack gets up and takes out a bat. He gets it and goes back into the ring. He swings it and hits the chest of Rave. Rave is out Cold. Jack helps the ref up. He then gets the ref up. He picks up Rave and does the LAST LAFF DDT...Cover...One, Two, Three!

Troy: Jack retains the title!

Crumb: I still say he is a true weirdo.

Troy: But most say that about you as well.

Crumb: What? Who?

Troy: Next up is the Americas Title Match, lets go to the ring.

Crumb: But I wanna know who?

"Down" by 311 plays over the speakers and the Americas Champion, Hexum is first to walk down to the ring.

Money walks out next to Penny Silverman, while "Money" by Everlast plays. Hexum is standing on the outside of the ring waiting.

Money walks up to him, and stops. Hexum takes off the belt, and is handing it over to Money? NO! He just nailed him in the face! Hexum just hit him in the face with his Belt! He said he was going to do that! He just leaves Money on the floor and goes into the ring. Match hasn't started yet, and Money is already unconscious! Wait, he is getting up. bell rings, match begins. Money walks up, and rakes Hexums eyes, Right off the bat.Kick to the stomach, DDT! Money is back up, and he is climbing to the top rope. Hexum is getting up cause Money is taking his sweet ass time. Hexum following him up! They are both standing on the top rope! Puching each other! NO! Hexum just clotheslined himself and Money off the top to the floor! Hexum landed on top of Money! Money's left arm nailed the top of the guardrail and he is holding it really tightly, I think it is broken! Hexum is holding his left leg! Ref is counting, 1...2...3...4...5...6...7...8...9... No, Money rolled himself in awkwardly without using his arm. he is sitting in the corner, holding his arm. hexum is still on the floor. Wait. Special K is coming down to ringside with a chair! he is walking up to Hexum with the Chair! What? he just set it up, and sat down. Hexum sees him, and he rolls into the ring. Money is looknig over at K, but He is up, and going after Hexum. Throws him into the ropes... drop toe-hold by Money, and he rolls it into an STF. he doesn't have it on good though, he is only using one arm. Hexum rolls himself out, and gets up, still hobling on his leg. Money is getting up, and he sees Hexum in the corner not looking. he runs in Splash! NO! Hexum ducked out of the way, and Money hit his face on the ring post! hexum rolls him up! 1...2... NO! Money kicked out. He is slow to get up, and he is holding his face, and Hexum is slow too, cause the leg, but both are on there feet, and circling each other. Money runs in with a Cross-body block! hexum catches him, but can't hold him up! cover, 1...2... NO! Hexum gets out. Money is lifting up Hexum. he kicks him in the stomach, Rocker-Dropper! Money is getting up again, and he grabs his legs... Cloverleaf! Yes, NO! Hexum spins right out of it, and is up on his feet standing over Money. He lifts him up, and sets him up for a side russian leg sweep! YES! He hit it! Hexum signals for the Missile Dropkick, even with his bumb leg. He is climbing VERY slowly, and Money is back up. He is up to the top! No! Not again! both men are on the top! That's it! Money just caught him with the Fall from Grace! he covers, 1...2...3! yes he did it! We have a NEW Americas Champion! he is calling for a mic and the belt. He has both now...

Money: I have said it over and over. I don't want no Copper belt! That stuff Stinks! So, once again, I am NOT the Americas champion, cause I just don't want it! Hexum, you can still keep it! (Throws belt at him) Bend over and pick it up!

Troy: Oh my God! He just Kicked the ref in the stomach! DDT on the ref! What the hell! here comes another ref. Wait, he just reversed the decision! Hexum wins! Hexum wins! Hexum Wins! Money looks mad. Whoa, still Americas Champion, Hexum. Special K is getting up from his seat,and he is sliding into the ring. He has the chair with him. He looks straight at Money and starts laughing. NO! BOOM! while Hexum was picking up his belt, K nailed him in the back with the chair! He is still laughing. money looks scared, but He pulls something out of his trunks. It is a business card. he gives it to K, who is still laughing! Money Leaves! Hexum is out! K is laughing! What the Heck? here comes Cykotick to the ring. What is he doing here? he has his TV Title over his shoulder, and he is getting the Mic that Money left in the ring.

Cykotick: Tv Belt sucks. Krissy wants better. Highlander sucks. Mrs D is old. Monkor is dead. That is all!

Special K is laughing and they are leaving together. Hexum is getting helped out by the refs! What a night so far!

Crumb: These guys are great. Better than ever.

Troy: Looney would be a better definition of them.

Crumb: Whatcha talkin' bout Farina?

Troy: Somebody help me, please.

Crumb: Nope. Isnt the main event up?

Troy: Yup so lets get to the ring.

Crumb: And look Dante Burn is in the upper deck again.

Troy: Looks like he is getting up and walking toward the tunnel.

Crumb: What the Hell!

Troy: JOBolition is making there way to the ring and they look like a mini version of Demolition.

Crumb: So is that Ax and Smash or Crush.

Troy: None of the above they dont weigh probably 200 pounds combined.

"Walk" by Kilgore plays, the UWF World Champion and one half of the tag team champions, Dub makes his way down to ringside accompanied by Tiffany.

JOBolition just jumped Dub and begin to pound him into the ground...No sign of Dante Burn...is his plan to let Dub get destroyed, so he can walk over him at the PPV...Double Snap Suplex by JOBolition...Wait the lights just dimmed down...

"One" by Creed plays...JOBolition waiting for someone to come from the back to help out Dub...Look! Dante fights through the crowd and into the ring.

Dante walks up behind JOBolition that has no clue he is there...Dante taps both of them on the shoulder...Double DDT...Dante to the top rope...Moonsault and he nails both of them...Dub is to his feet and shoves Dante asking him where he was...Dante just shoved him back...

Troy: They just need to work together and not worry about when they showed up.

JOBolition is up and Dante and Dub turn around...Dante with the Xtreme Burn on JOBolition #1 and Dub excutes a perfect T-bone Tazplex...They go for the cover...

Crumb: Wait The Syndicate is back...well, Soldier of Darkness and Shadow!

Troy: Soldier nails Dub with a Savate kick as Shadow nails Dante with the same...Shadow now lifts JOBolition #1, Shadow Dance! Soldier of Darkness lifts JOBolition #2, M.I.A.

Crumb: What! They are now dragging Dante and Dub on top of JOBolition and telling the ref the count.

Troy: One, Two, Three! The F'N Show wins?

Crumb: I guess the Syndicate was trying to prove that they can win anywhere, anytime.

Troy: Looks like it Crumb, but were outta time...For myself and Blad Crumb this was UWF's Sunday Senseless Violence and we'll see you at Armageddon!

Crumb: What a great show and Special K and Cykotick will be back at Armageddon! Whooaa!!!

(Camera fades to black)

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