Wednesday, March 24, 1999
Salt Palace in Salt Lake City, Utah

Troy Farina: Hello ladies and gentleman and welcome another great edition of UWF's Wednesday Armageddon from the Salt Palace in Salt Lake City, Utah! I'm Troy Farina and accompanied by Bald Crumb. We have a Huge Main Event with not just one, but two titles on the line in first ever Pawtucket Bowling Alley brawl!

Bald Crumb: Yes and my fav, Special K is going to take home the Americas tonight and the National title from Jack, while leaving Blood Angel high and dry!

Troy: Well, those 3 are off in Pawtucket, we got a match at Chuckie Cheese, too. Let's go down to the ring for the first match! It pits, Delirium vs. Rugal Blacknoah!

"Twist" By Korn plays and Delirium makes his way to the ring.

"Great American Nightmare" plays and Rugal Blacknoah makes his way into the ring as well

The bell sounds. Rugal Blacknoah comes out of his corner ready for Delirium. Rugal delivers a quick hip toss. Delirium gets up...no Rugal just ran him over with a clothesline. Rugal is picking Delirium up by his hair. Rugal sets up Delirium for a suplex. No countered Delirium picks up Rugal and applies a nice vertical suplex. Though both men are down. Delirium is the first to his feet. He starts to pick up Rugal.... Oh NO low blow by Rugal. Delirium is feeling it. Rugal...scoop slam. Rugal picks him up again. He has him from behind setting him up he puts Deliriums hand between his leg... OH NO pump handle slam. Rugal goes for the cover. 1...2... and a half NO Delirium kicked out some how. Rugal irritated picks him up again throws him off the ropes. No cross body block by Delirium the quick pin 1.... 2...no kick out. That was close. Delirium picks up Rugal. He throws him against the ropes. He ducks down nice back body drop. He picks up Rugal again. Again he sends him off the ropes. This time Delirium catches him could it be a rock bottom... NO counter Rugal sets him up for a side russian leg sweep. Delirium is down. Rugal climbs the ropes. He is at the top DEAD END SCREAMER!!! He covers Delirium. 1.... 2.....3... RUGAL WINS!!!

Troy: That was a fantastic match! Delirium is getting better and better, but just isn't there yet.

Crumb: Yah, but he is just like Special K said, a copier of him!

Troy: Get off it! You dont even know him.

Crumb: I do too, he invited me to go to the Bowling Alley with him.

Troy: And why didn't you?

Crumb: Cause obviously I have to keep this announce team afloat. What's next?

Troy: Elixir and Nuker, battle of newcomers.

"Obsolete" by Fear Factory plays and out comes Elixir. He hops into the ring and waits on the his opponent.

"Eve of Destruction" plays and Nuker strolls down the aisle way and jumps into the ring and plays the crowd.

The bell sounds and they lock up Nuker tosses Elixir into the corner and moves in a stomps a mud hole in Elixir. He picks up Elixir and locks him in a front face lock and then hits him with a suplex he rolls on top of Elixir…one…two…kickout. Nuker with a scoop slam and an elbow drop he makes another cover…one…kickout. He picks up Elixir again and goes for a ddt but Elixir counters it with a northern lights suplex he bridges it…one…two…kickout by Nuker. Elixir with a kick to the midsection followed up with a rocker drop he makes his way to the top rope and goes for a diving headbutt but he hits all mat. Nuker gets to his feet and runs Elixir over with a clothesline, he rolls outside and grabs a chair he brings it into the ring and stands up Elixir and tigerbombs him on the chair…one…two….three!

Crumb: Elixir is big!

Troy: That is all you have to say after what just happened?

Crumb: And Nuker wins!

Troy: Next up we have Sudan Madman and Highlander

Crumb: Yeah, this should be a treat.

"No Place To Hide" by Korn plays and out comes Highlander he steps into the ring and taunts the crowd a little bit.

The Sudan National Anthem plays and Sudan Madman runs into the ring

Madman attacks Highlander before the bell he nails him with fists and a boot to the midsection followed by a belly to belly suplex he drops a big leg acrossed the throat area of Highlander he makes the cover…one…two….kickout! He pulls Highlander to his feet by the hair and goes for a suplex but Highlander reveres momentum and lands on his feet behind Madman, and he jumps up and nails Madman with a bulldog he goes to the second turnbuckle and drops an elbow across the face of Madman, he goes down to the feet of Madman and locks on a boston crab but Madman reaches the ropes, Highlander perches himself on top of the ropes and waits for Madman to get up. Madman gets up and turns right into a flying clothesline by Highlander, he makes a cover…one…two…kickout! Highlander pulls Madman up and goes for a bodyslam but the weight shifts and Highlander is squashed by Madman the ref makes the count….one…two…thr….kickout by Highlander. Madman picks up Highlander and hits a chokeslam followed by another leg drop he makes a cover…one…two…kickout! Madman calls for the end he locks Highlander in a front face lock and goes for the Death Drop byt out of nowhere Highlander low blows him and hits The Deed!..one…two…three!!!

Troy: Great Debut by Highlander, I will give him that, but Madman fought maybe his best match I have seen. Great effort from both men.

Crumb: Boo-hoo... So he lost big deal, he SUCKS!

Troy: For some reason, your comments, I don't think give him any justice. I dont see you getting in the ring!

Crumb: Oh well, look who he lost too. He isn't going to have a chance in hell against me anyways. What's next?

Troy: Two of the new guys, that are turning out looking like they are going to have a great career here, Supernova Micheal Wiley vs. Rex.

Crumb: Then, as they like to say, Lets get to the ring!

"Hardcore" by Skarhead plays and Rex comes to the ring with a, a, a...Academy Award in his hand? He places it under the corner turnbuckle.

"Wasted Youth" Blood for Blood plays and Supernova or is it Franchise, Micheal Wiley makes his way to the ring.

They both come out of the corner quickly Wiley puts a quick hip toss. The bell finally rings. Though Rex up right away. He comes at Wiley with a right. Wiley comes back with a left of his own. The two exchange blows neither giving an inch. Both look to be feeling it. Wiley swings no block and a shot from Rex. Wiley swings again and again Rex counters. Rex pushes him into the corner. He goes up and starts to deliver blows to Wiley's head. 1...2.... 3... 4...5...6... No Wiley in desperation just low blowed Rex. Wiley carries him out of the corner. POWERBOMB. Wiley goes for the cover. 1... and a half Rex kicks out forcefully sending Wiley for a ride. Rex is slow to rise though so is Wiley. The two lock up. Rex takes the advantage and sends Wiley off the ropes. Rex ducks for a back body drop....NO it is countered Wiley just booted him in the head. Wiley DDT on Rex. Goes for the cover 1...2... NO and again Rex kicks out. Wiley picks up Rex again. This time he throws Rex against the ropes. Rex holds on though... NO but Wiley follows him with a clothesline over the top rope. It sends Rex to the floor. Wiley goes to the top rope. He waits till Rex is on his feet and delivers a BULLDOG from the top. Rex is down and out. Wiley is hurt too though. Both men lie on the floor. WHAT THE HELL WAS WILY THINKING. Neither move. The ref starts a count. 1.....2.....3.....4....5.....6.....7.....8.. Wiley finally rises he rolls in and out of the ring to stop a count. He comes back to Rex. Rex still hasn't move. He starts to lift Rex. NO a shot to the stomach from Rex and again. Rex takes control. He body slams Wiley onto the announcing table. Rex now climbs the ropes. NO HE WOULDN'T MOONSAULT FROM THE TOP ONTO THE ANNOUCNING TABLE. The table shatters. Neither of them are alive how can they be. There is no motion. Paramedics make there way down. The start to lift the wreckage off the two. The start to setup to put Rex on a stretcher first. No Rex sits up he isn't finished. He picks up Wiley. He rolls Wiley into the ring. What is he doing Wiley needs medical attention. Rex prepares to whip Wiley into the corner. Wily counters with what he has left. Wiley sizes him up STINGER SPLASH. He throws Rex into the other corner and SPLASHES him again. Rex is dizzy. Wiley throws him off the ropes...Rex comes back and ducks the clothesline. He grabs Wiley from behind and sets him up for SUREFIRE. No Wiley does a complete back flip out. He has Rex he spins Rex around sets him up. SHINNING STAR there is the pile driver and he applies the scissors lock. Rex holds ... he pulls towards the ropes. ALMOST THERE...Rex grabs the academy award under the turnbuckle...Wiley pulls him back to the center...Oh, Rex just gave Wiley the Academy Award right in this face...the ref is ringing the bell and disqualify Rex!

Troy: I guess Rex doesnt care...he came and gave Wiley what he wanted to give him!

Crumb: I am excited, you know why?

Troy: That he gave him the award?

Crumb: No, cause it is almost time for Special K! YEAH!

Troy: You are terrible. Next we have the leader of the Suicide Kings member, Jeff Boyardee vs. Hamed, the former National Champion. Lets go to the ring!

Hardcore by Skarhead plays over the speakers, and out comes new comer, Jeff Boyardee. I just want you by Ozzy Osborne plays, and out walks former National Champion, Hamed.

Hamed slides in the ring, and goes for a single leg take down right away. Boyardee is down, and Hamed is grapevining his leg. Boyardee is twisting himself around, trying to get out of the hold, and he, he just rolled right over and is now standing. He has him locked in the sharpshooter! Hamed is now the one reaching for the ropes, Yes, He got there, but Jeff isn't letting go! He just dragged him back into the middle of the ring! Ref is yelling at him to break it, but he won't. REF JUST SHOVED JEFF! Jeff falls of and lets go, and gets right into the ref's face. He is going to hit him! No, the ref is telling him he would DQ him right there! Roll up! 1...2... NO! Boyardee kicked out. Quick thinking by Hamed. They are going at each toher with fists. Left's from Hamed seem to be backing up Jeff He just gave him a right that knocked him out of the ring. Hamed is going to the top. Jeff is on the floor! Hamed Leaps with a cross body block! He nailed him! Hamed is up again, and he is walking over to the tables. He just picked up one of the monitors! He is carrying it over to Jeff. He lays it down, and he just put Jeff's head on the set! He has a chair now! NO! NO! NO! He moved! Jeff moved just in time! Hamed still has the chair, Jeff blocked it! Jeff with a kick to the groin, and he has the chair! He just cracked him in the back of the head! He throws the chair in the ring, and and he is going under the ring! Pulling out a table! Sliding that in the ring too. Now he rolls in, and he is setting up the table. Hamed is getting up on the outside, and Jeff is going to bring him in. He grabs him, and sets him up on the top rope! He is following him up... HURACANRANA!!! He just went through the table! headfirst from the top rope!Jeff Boyardee is covering him, 1...2...NO! How did he kick out from that! Jeff can't believe it! He is going outside to get something... it is the monitor. He is sliding back into the ring. he just Clobbered him in the head with it! Jeff is going to the top rope with the Monitor! He is holding it aginst himself! MOONSAULT! NO! Hamed moved, and Jeff's stomach has a monitor imprinted in it! Hamed is up, and he is picking up the chair... BOOM! BOOM! BOOM! BOOM! BOOM! BOOM! BOOM! BOOM! BOOOM! BOOM! he just nailed him in the face 10 times with the chair! He is bleeing profusely, and his eyes are stinging cause of all the blood in them! Hamed is Climbing to the top rope now! NO! Jeff just threw the monitor at him! He fell! Groined himself on the top! Jeff is getting up... THE CAN! Onto a reckage of Tables, chairs and tv monitors! 1...2...3! Yes, he did it!

Troy: That match was Hardcore! Both of these men should get shots at whoever the champion is next Wednesday!

Crumb: It will be Special K, and Boyardee may have beaten Hamed, but who can't.

Troy: Argh. Now, we have some sad news to pass on to you. As you may already hear, the UWF has lost two superstars today, Johnny Eliminator and The Wall. There, well, Death is a sad thing for all of us. So, Sweet Tooth, who had a schedueled match tonight against Johnny, will not be in action.

Crumb: Dying so young is terrible, but, I don't wanna seem like a total ass, but the show MUST go on!

Troy: Sorry to say, but I agree with ya. Next up we have a return Triple threat match featuring Slade, Venom and Rave. Let's get to the ring!

Hardcore by Skarhead begins to play out and here comes Slade storming to the ring. I am the Law by Anthrax now plays and here comes Rave he rolls into the ring and is met with boots to the back of the head by Slade, Slade whips him into the ropes and runs him over with a shoulder block sending him to the outside. Out of nowhere Slade is nailed with a chair from behind by Venom he drops the chair on Slade's face and proceeds to stomp the chair into Slade's face. Rave rolls back into the ring and jumps on Venom's back but Venoms turns it into a flapjack. Venom goes back to kicking Slade with the chair. Rave makes it back to his feet and he dropkicks Venom out of the ring. He grabs the chair that Slade was getting smashed with and he throws it at the head of Venom on the outside knocking him back to the arena floor. Rave stands there laughing as Slade rolls him up from behind…one..two…kickout! Rave jumps back to his feet and hammers Slade with a clothesline and knee drop to the face. Venom is on the top rope now and he launches himself off of the top nailing both men with a flying body press. He covers both men…one…kickout by both Slade and Rave. Rave is on his feet first and he nails Venom with a jawbreaker sending him to the mat he picks up Slade and executes a neckbreaker he makes his way to the top and nails both men with a big splash he covers Venom…one…two…kickout! Rave pulls Venom to his feet and goes to work on him with the Bushido Fury knocking Venom out cold he makes a cover…one…two…Slade cant get there anytime…three!

Crumb: Whoa! Those three guys impressed me tonight, and I am not going to say anything bad about them... for the rest of the night.

Troy: That is so generous. Rave just couldn't get his game together tonight though. Tough competitor, he stuck through it all the way.

Crumb: Is it time for Special K yet?

Troy: No, but it is time for a battle of two partners at Lethal Lottery, X-Factor vs. CWolvie. To the ring!

It's all about the Benjamins plays, but X-Factor doesn't come out. The music plays for about a minute, and the man never comes. The music stops, and cuts over to Dragula by Rob Zombie, and we await CWolvie. He doesn't come either. The lights start to flicker on and off, blinking black and red, and the music stops, and Laughter cuts over, and then, Silence as the lights come back on.

Crumb: What the Holy Hell was that?

Troy: I, I don't know. I am completely confused now. What is happening with the match? It has been thrown out folks.

Crumb: Maybe CWolvie got a hold of him in the back, and already took care of him. That woulda been fun to see.

Troy: Well, let's see if we can get a match going up in this place. Next scheduled match is the Former TV champion, Cykotick vs.Koonta Kentei.

Bald: You know why I like Koonta? Cause he is Ass. He thinks he is good, and nobody can understand what the hell he is saying. He is great!

Troy: In my opinion he is in for a world of hurt, cause Cykotick is too crazy for him. We are live via satelite to the Chuckie Cheese™ down the street... Why are we via satelite then?

Crumb: I don't know, lets get to the fight though!

The sounds of bells and games fill the room. CYKOTICK has run off. Koonta is looking all over for him. He is going threw Chucky Cheese. He makes his way down the arcade isle. No CYKOTICK just jumped out of the photo booth. He is stomping Koonta. CYKOTICK has a deranged look on his face. He walks over to the kitchen in the back. He comes back with a pizza flipper. He nails Koonta across the face. Blood drips from Koonta's face. This doesn't stop him though he tips over the near by arcade game it lands right no CYKOTICK. CYKOTICK is trapped underneath. This time Koonta goes into the eating area he returns with a folding chair though CYKOTICK is gone. He is nowhere to be found. Koonta slowly opens the drape to the photo booth.... No CYKOTICK. He makes his way threw Chucky Cheese. He comes to the balls pit. He looks in carefully. No CYKOTICK??? NO CYKOTICK from behind just hit him with the pizza flipper. CYKOTICK closes the door on the balls pit. He climbs to the top of it. The mesh already cut like he has been planning this. CYKOTICK with at SUTAN DROP WITH THE PIZZA FLIPPER holding against his ass right onto Koonta's face. Koonta has to be dead. CYKOTICK drags him out of the millions of balls. He sets him on the floor and pins him 1...2...3 CYKOTICK wins.

Troy: I was right. Koonta got killed... again.

Crumb: Hahahaha HOHOHOHOHO!!! I can't believe that! Koonta Sucks! TOBY! hahahahahaha!

Troy: I thought you loved him?

Crumb: I love watching someone get killed more.

Troy: Ok, well then. Our next match tonight is a 6 man tag match that is supposed to settle the feud! The Syndicats of Terror vs. The Guild!

"Whatever" by Godsmack as all three members representing the Guild step out to the crowd. Alan Frost, Rugal Blacknoah, Slayton come out to the crowd.

"November Rain" plays as the Guild finish there way to the squared circle and The Syndicate of Terror step into sight as Overlord, Soldier of Darkness, and Shadow walk down the aisle.

The ring starts to crowd up as both teams hold down there positions. The Ref having a hard time to control this match as both teams are anxoius to get it on...The Ref are trying to break up Slayton and Overlord as Soldier of Darkness and Rugal Blacknaoh start to brawl...... While Alan Frost and Shadow fall to the outside, as they lockup.... The ref loses total control!! He has no control at all.... Alan Frost and Shadow battle it out with fisticuffs making there way up the ramp.... Rugal takes a BIG blow from Overlord while Slayton get's a DDT gift from Soldier of Darkness. The ref leaves the scene in the ring as Shadow and Alan are at the top of the ramp looking for the knockout punch! The Syndicates of Terror of Overlord and SOD start to work together as they tear Slayton with a devasting BACKBREAKER LEGDROP!!! Rugal tries to help Slayton but is met with a DOUBLE CLOSELINE!!!!! Overlord and SOD picks up Slayton, Double DDT!!! NO, Rugal attacks Overlord in the back, and Slayton counters SOD with a northern lights suplex! Meanwhile, Shadow JUST delivered a HUGE PILEDRIVER to Alan Frost!! Shadow jumps ontop of Alan and begins to pound on Alans face with rights...The ref doesn't really do much to try and break this up....... In the ring, Rugal and Slayton start to go to work on Overlord as SOD is tied up in the ropes... Rugal and Slayton execute a double SUPLEX!!! Rugal leaves the ring to help out Alan Frost. SOD get's himself untied and heads after Rugal up to the top of the ramp. Slayton contines to work on Overlord with a GERMAN SUPLEX!! Shadow and Alan start to head into the backstage as Rugal makes his way to the top. SOD runs with a flying Lariat to catch up to Rugal.... They begin to brawl on top of the ramp... Rugal OUT OF NOWHERE!!!! DDT!!!!! In the Ring Slayton sets up a table, sets OVERLORD FOR A SUPLEX!!!! Countered. Reversed Suplex THROUGHT THE TABLE!!!!!! Slayton and Overlord not moving in the ring..... On the Titan-Tron Alan just delivered Fishermen suplex into THE WALL!!!! JEEZ...... Overlord starts to move, and notices the beating Shadow and tries to make his way to the back.... SOD and Rugal see the tritan-tron they both run to the back...Overlord rolls to the outside, and crawls to the back...Slayton not too far behind from Overlord.... Soon they both get to thier feet, Slayton delivers a Dropkick to the back of OverLord as they make there way to the back...... soon the six man enter the scene of the tritan-tron.... It's all out BRAWL!!!!! Slayton just wacked Overlord with a Coffee CUPS!!!!! WHAT THE HELL!!!!!! THE LIGHTS GO OUT!!!! The Titan-Tron power goes OUT!!!! WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON!!! The Laser Show begins as November Rain begins to play!!! Where's the LIGHT!?!?! The lights comes back on... WHO THE HELL IS THAT!!!!! A man in in a black cowboy hat, a black dresssuit, and a mask Standing in the center of the RING!!!! He has the Mic...

Man: Syndicate of Terror, I am calling you out!

The Syndicate enters back into the ring and stand face to face with man...here comes the Guild back into the ring and attack SOT...

Troy: Wait the man is attacking the Guild as well!

The SOT and man have the Guild outnumbered and begin to work over the Guild...Wait, he comes Klay Scott will a steel folding chair into the ring...he just nailed Overlord in the back...Demoralize on the steel chair and Overlord is out...The man goes over to Klay and nails him in the back with a kidney shot and grabs the chair and drops it to the ground...He grabs Klay...reverse DDT to the chair...no he focuses back on Slayton, Frost and Rugal with Shadow and Soldier of Darkness...

Troy: This match is outta control...we need help!

Crumb: No we dont this is great!

The ref is telling the man to leave the ring...The man with a boot to the midsection of the ref...Oh No! He just powerbomb the ref out the ring and through the timekeepers table...Overlord and Klay are back up and he and Klay start having it out again...this is total chaos...finally he comes security and it looks like they have total control!

Crumb: But it took 20 of them.

Troy: The Guild is leaving, but willingly.

Frost (yelling): This is far from over yours is coming, coming sooner than you think!

Troy: I dont see this thing ending anytime soon. The SOT and the man are standing each in a corner. Guild broke loss and charging the ring again.

Crumb: Wait were is the damn lights again. Where did they go! There finally!

Troy: Look Crumb, Guild is in the ring, but SOT and the man are gone! Is this man the Master of Terror, the Syndicate spoke?

Crumb: Sure looks like it, but I guess we have to wait and see.

Troy: I guess we don't know who won that match?

Crumb: I assume you give the win to the Guild, since, the Syndicates, are nowhere to be found.

Troy: I am going to have to talk with some of the officials on this one, but not now.

Crumb: Now we have the match for the Vacant TV title, Newcomers to the UWF, Klay Scott and K-Pac, the man in Black!

Troy: So let's get to the ring if we can!

"Onenemy" by Circle of Dust plays and out from the rampway with Alan Frost comes Klay Scott.

Troy: He is setting up a table already! Second one of the night.

The James Bond Theme comes over the speakers and out walks the Man in Black, K-Pac.

K-Pac rushes Scott right away, not waiting for him to be prepared. He his stomping him with Kicks in the corner. he backs up, and grabs the TV title, and looks at it. he just put it around his waist. Scott is up, and Pac doesn't see him. Scott spins him around, and He lifts him up for a bodyslam. No, he hoists him higher onto his shoulder, and he hits a running Powerslam. He doesn't go for the cover, and he lifts him back up. He throws him to the ropes, and, he just kicked him in the stomach. DDT! Scott is back up now, and he is lifting Pac up off the mat. He throws him into the ropes again, and this time, yes! Nightfall! K-Pac just got his adams apple put down his spine! Scott is tying him up in the Ropes! He is now headed to the top rope... BOOM! Double Ax-handle to the back of the head! He is on the outside now, and he drags K-Pac out to the outside with him. Scott goes for an irish whip into the guardrail, Reversal, and Scott goes back first into the Steel! K-Pac with a Chair! He is stepping backwords, going to get a running start! NO! Frost just pulled the chair out of his hands, and he is backing away. NO! Scott just hit K-Pac in the back of the head with a Dropkick! Oh no! K-Pac's face just rammed into the ring post, and I think he is Unconscious! Scott is lifting him into the ring, and he is going to get the chair! What? K-Pac is up, and he is on the top rope... Huracanrana! From the top to the Floor! Scott just got rammed into Frost, and both went down. K-Pac is moving the Announce table over a bit, and he is backing up. He is going to try to get a running start. He is running... HOLY MOLY... he just jumped off the table about 10 feet in the air, and call down with a double cross body block on both Frost and Scott! K-Pac is in the ring now, celebrating. Scott is slowly getting up, and Frost is still down. Scott is in hte ring now, and he walks right into a Kick to the Stomach. Inverted Atomic drop, followed by a Clothesline, and Scott goes down! K-Pac lifts him up, and rakes his eyes. Pac is running the ropes... Cross Body again. Caught! Wait! no! Bed of Nails! he is kicking and Punching K-Pac to nothing! Oh my God, Scott is going Ballistic! he pulls him out of the Corner, and throws him over the top rope, to where Frost is recouperating. GROIN! Frost is laying him down on the table! K-Pac isn't moving... Scott from inside the ring! NO! He rolled off! Scott went through the Table! Scott it Back first! I think he could be in serious trouble, and K-Pac is slow to get up too. He is up now, and he is picking up Scott. he throws Scott into the ring, and follows him in. He gets up, and looks down at the injured Scott. he goes to the top rope! Frog Splash! NO! Scott got his knees up! Scott is up. He grabs K-Pac, and he walks over tot he ropes, right in front of the announce table. What is Scott doing? OH MY GOD NO! K-Pac is Dead! I think his neck is broken! Scott just gave him a Release German Suplex out of the ring through the Table to the Floor! Scott falls over in the ring, and K-Pac has to have a broken Neck! He is moving! How!?! Scott out to get him, and he rolls him into the ring. Cover, 1...2...NO! He kicked out! Scott can't believe it, and neither can anybody in the crowd! Scott picks him up again, and this time... he looks like he is going for a Fisherman Suplex... NO! K-Pac hit him with a short Jab to the kidneys, and then one to the Stomach. INSTANT DEATH!! He squirmed out! Scott is out! Wait, RefractorChasm!!! cover, 1...2...3! Yes, he finally did it! Scott wins!

Troy: Klay Scott wins the Television Title!

Crumb: Yeah, but did you see the beating that K-Pac took? He could have died from a broken neck! He is truly crazy! But, Congrats go out to Klay Scott, who showed me that he is one of the big boys here.

Troy: Credit must go out to Klay, but I dont think anyman could of beat him tonight!

Crumb: Except...

Troy: Special K, shut up. Our next match is for the Americas Title!

Squeals can be heard over the p.a. and out walks the former champion, Mad Jungle Pig down to the ring.

"Down" by 311 plays over the Squeals and out walks the Americas Champion, Hexum.

Hexum walks into the ring...he just threw the belt down on the ground at MJP's feet. Hexum has the mic.

Hexum: I don't deserve to be champion...MJP you can have it!

Troy: Hexum just told the ref to ring the bell, that he is serious. The match is over and it hasn't even started. MJP is your NEW Americas Champion!

Crumb: NO! Hexum is going Ape Shit on MJP! He is beating him with both fists, feet, and headbutting him at the same time! MJP is holding his nose, I think Hexum Broke it!

Troy: Hexum is going to the outside now...he has a chair! NO! He just nailed MJP!

Crumb: He is still hitting him! Still! He won't stop hitting him in the face with the chair! MJP is outcold! He is gone! His face is bleeding profusely, and he is unconscious!

Troy: MJP is the NEW Americas Champion, but the story here is that Hexum just about killed MJP!

Crumb: What is going on tonight? Everyone is going Crazy and really injuring people!

Troy: I don't know, but we are heading now, Live, via satelite, to Pawtucket, for the Bowling Alley Brawl! Let's Go!

Crumb: Special K!!! Win Both Belts! Yeah!

Blood Angel is seen walking into the Bowling alley slowly. He is looknig around for either of his opponents. He hears something behind the counter, so he slowly walks in that direction. he looks over, and Jack! Jack is there and he is shoving Angels face into a bowling shoe! Angel is trying to back away, but Jack has a grip on the back of his neck! Wait! Here comes Special K through the entrance! He is pushing his big crate that he won't let out of his sight! Mrs. D is not with him however. Blood Angel just punched Jack in the throat to break the grip! Angel pulls him over the desk, and Look at Angel's feet! he is wearing Cleats! he just stomped Jack in the face! he is repeatedly stomping him! Jack is trying to get up, but he can't. HE is Biting his leg! Jack is biting him! Here Comes K! He just hit Blood Angel in the back of the head with kick! Angel is down! Jack is down. K is climbing up onto the counter! Moonsault onto both men! K is lifting up Angel, and he is walking him over near the vending machines! K throws Angel into the machine, shattering the Plastic Covering! Jack, NO! Jack just ran in and Rammed K's head into one of the sharp pieces on the side! he is gushing Blood Already! Jack walks K into the arcade! He just rammed his head through the Asteroids arcade game! K with a Elbow to the nose! NO! same treatment! he just threw Jack through the Pac-Man Game! Jack is stuck in there! K pushes over the Game! It just crushed Jack! Here comes Angel with a Oh Henry bar! He is digging it into K's Eye! Jack is trying to Squirm out from underneath, and K is trying to get the peanuts out of his eye! Blood Angel grabs K by the hair, and he brings him onto the lanes! NO! DDT onto the hardwood! K's head made a dent in the floor! Jack is still stuck underneath the Game! Pac Man is eating Jack! Blood Angel is going to a utility closet! He pulls out a Broom stick, a bucket, what looks to be lane wax! He is walking over to K who is still down! BOOM! He just smashed the bucket over his head! Blood Angel is picking up the Broom stick now! The bucket is still over K's head. CLANG! He just broke the broom Stick around K's head! Look out! CRASH! Jack just came running with the Glass from the Arcade game! He shattered it over Angels head! Jack is dragging Angel to the next lane, where K is not on the floor broken. He picks him up for a Vertical Suplex! Brainbuster! On the Hardwood! Angel is hurting! K takes the bucket off his head, and he grabs Jack from behind and... He just Smashed Jack in the back of the head with the Bucket! He is picking him up on his shoulder for a running powerslam! No, where is he going? He is dragging him to the... Shine-o-Ballo! NO! he just stuck Jack's face in the shine-o-Ballo! Jack is so shiny he is glowing! J kicks him in the nuts and Walks back over to Angel. K stops in front of Angel and Picks up a Bowling ball! Yes, he has a bal! What the? He just bowled it? STRIKE! Special K gets the next ball and he has it high over his head! He just slammed it down into the stomach of Angel on the floor! Jack is coming up behind K... H grabs him by the hair in his right hand, and he is grabbing the Wax with the other. He is pouring the wax on Special K's chest! He just bulldogged Special K on the lane, and now he is taking a few steps back... HAHAHA!!! He is riding Special K down the lane! Special K's face is burning against the wood! jack is laughing! Here comes Blood Angel! He is running from behind with the Bucket! He slipped! He slipped on the wax! Jack sees him down, and gets off K. he walks over, and, He just stomped on his Groin! What the!?! Angel is up! He is inhuman! He just pulled a jock out of his trunks! Kick ti the stomach for Jack. HOLY... Piledriver on the lane! Jack's head is cracked open! Angel is walking towards K who is getting up now, slowly. K has a, BOOM! He just hit Blood Angel in the face with a Pin! Angel is down! He fell on Jack! 1...2...NO! K hit him in the back of the head with a pin to stop that count. Jack is holding his head, lying in a puddle of his own blood, and Angel is beside him on the floor too! K spreads Jacks legs, and runs down to the start of the lane. He grabs a ball... He bowls it. OUCH! Right in the groin! he hit Jack in the Jewels with that throw! Jack is screaming like a school girl! K looking around for a weapon. he can't find one. He doesn't know what to do. He throws another ball down the lane! Jack moved! OUCH! it hit Angel right in the head! He is holding his head twice now! Special K is coming down the lane, and he grabs Jack first. Side Russian Leg Sweep into the pins! Jack's body is covered in Blood, K is covered in both his own, and Jack's, and Angel is rolling around in Jack's blood! How is Jack still alive! He has lost TONS of Blood! Wait, K is lifting up Angel now... Sky High! The back of Angel's head hit the hard floor! K is quickly lifting him up again. He is going for a Running Liger bomb! One of his favorite moves! He has him up! NO! he slipped on Jack's blood and Angel landed right on his face! 1...2... NO! K pushed him off at the last second! Jack is standing! he is walking over towards the Pile up, and he is smiling, I can't believe it! He walks over to Blood Angel and lifts him up. Angel punches him in the face! Jack gives him one! back and forth, they are slugging it out! Double shot! both down, and now All 3 of them are on the ground, gasping for breath, and energy! Blood Angel is the First one up, and he is lifting up K... What is this? SANGUINIUS KISS!!! On the Hardwood Floor! He is lifting up Angel now! SANGUINIUS KISS!!! Both of them are out cold on the lane. Angel covers Jack. 1...2... What the?!?! Blood Angel just got jumped on by... Mrs. D! Mrs. D jumped on Blood Angel! She is giving him a Bronco Buster! What the hell? Who is that? From the Bathroom! Satan's Affinity and X-Factor?!?! They are coming over to Angel! CWolvie has Mrs. D... DDT! He just DDT'd a woman that is 3 times his age! X-Factor is lifting up K... Xtinguisher! Holy Cow! He is already dead! Hasset is lifting up Jack, what could he possibly be in for? LETHAL INJECTION!!! These guys are laying out Jack and K! CWolvie has K now. he is saying something about Revenge, but he is smiling and laughing! POWER KLAW!!! K is not moving! He might not be breathing! Angel makes the cover, 1...2...3!!! Angel wins the match! With the help of Hasset, CWolvie, and X-Factor!

Troy: That was the most Hellacious match I have ever seen! Special K and Jack are going to be spending some serious time in the Intesive Care!

Crumb: NOOOOOO!!! Get some help for K! Please get some help! No, they are not done with him yet!

Blood Angel and the rest of them, Pick up K and Jack on there shoulders, and walk them to the front. They put k down in front of his crate, and laugh at him, making fun of his laugh and his voice. Blood Angel is telling the three of them to go outside with Jack, he wants to Finish off K alone. They drag Jack outside, and Angel lifts up K... SANGUINIUS KISS AGAIN!! INTO THE CRATE! OH MY GOD!!! The Crate broke open! There is a guy in there! What the hell! he is ripping into Angel! He is wearing a Straight Jacket that is undone, and what look to be hospital pants! He just kicked him right in the face and broke his nose! This guy must be 6'10! What is this? Pedigree? Double underhook Piledriver! Oh My God! That was brutal! He is lifting him up... ANOTHER ONE! HE DID IT AGAIN!!! Who is this guy? K is still unconscious on the floor, and this Guy is just tearing apart Angel! He just dragged him onto the lane! He is getting a ball... HE JUST CRACKED THE BALL IN HALF OVER HIS ANGELS HEAD!!! ANGEL IS WAY PAST UNCONSCIOUS! He hooks on a Crossface type move! Where are Angel's friends? Here they come! the man Is letting go, and he has picked up a handful of balls! He is throwing them at Hasset, X-Factor and CWolvie! They rush by him to see if Angel is ok. The man is walking over to K! He is picking him up on his shoulder, and carryin him out of the building! Angel is Badly hurt!

Crumb: New National and Hardcore Champion Blood Angel, but look at him now!

Troy: So much carnage in one night! The hospital will be filled tomorrow! We are outta time, for Bald Crumb and myself this has been UWF's Armageddon and we will see you this Sunday at the PPV, Lethal Injection where Friends or foes join together and Dub defends the World Title against Dante Burn! Good Night!

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