***WEDNESDAY ARMAGEDDON***
Wednesday, February 13th, 1999
from the Hartford Civic Center in Hartford, Connecticut

Troy: Hello and welcome everyone to the Hartford Civic Center in Connecticut for this weeks ARMAGEDDON! We have a jampacked card with three titles on the line!

Bald Crumb: Thats right a battle for World Title!

Troy: Well, lets get to the ring for our first match! Wait! Evolution X is coming down to the ring! Bleeding Romeo has the mic!

Bleeding Romeo: We have gone through a Strenuous search to find someone that would fit in well with Evolution X, and at long last, we have found him! Just to let you know, he will be joining at ANY time. Mabybe Tonight, maybe on Violence, you will know when it happens though!

Troy: He just tosssed the mic down and they are all leaving ringside. Now to our first match.

Likorice Whip comes to the ring in his full garb. Heard with him is "Judgement Day" by Helmet. He comes to the ring and steps up on the top rope, playing to the crowd. His music stops and out comes Dee Lite accompanied by his manager Sunny and introduced with his music "Get in the ring" by Guns N' Roses. He walks down the aisle on his way, but starts disrobing on the outside, and is taking his sweet time.

Troy: There's some kind of commotion in the crowd! I can't see who it is!

Bald: It's my boys! Falkor and Special K! Those bums at the ring don't see him. Ohhh, this is going to be great!

Dee Lite is finally ready, but as he grabs the second rope, Special K tosses him off and slams his head into the stairs, and then the ring post! Falkor is in the ring, and giving Likorice Whip a shot too the head, and Special K gets in the ring. Falkor whips him to Special K who delivers a lethal clothesline! Special K picks him up on his shoulders and starts walking over to Falkor! Bed Wetter!! Whip is down and unconsciouss. Special K grabs a mic, and Falkor has pulled a UWF shirt from his back pocket.

Special K: Hey UWF, me and Falks here aren't happy. So since it was you guys who upset us, it's you who will pay the price, and we started with these two.

As Special K finishes, Falkor tears the UWF shirt in two, and they both spit on it.

Troy: That was a great match going until those baffoons interfered! What nerve they have!

Bald Crumb: What are you talking about?!? That was great! Dream Cereal is the greatest!

Troy: It isn't right to just come down here and stop the match like that.

Bald Crumb: It is right to do whatever they want little man!

Troy: Well, Let's get down to the ring for our next match, now.

Vinnie Vegas comes down to the ring with "Got the Life" by Korn. He is in the ring ,concentrated on the task at hand. As he runs the ropes, Kalypso Phyre comes down to the tune of "Counterfeit" by Limp bizkit. The men are both making their UWF debut. The match starts off as Vinnie charges his opponent. Kalypso grabs him and redirects him to the corner! Vinnie is stunned, and Phyre hits a back suplex. Phyre grabs him and Vinnie receives an inverted atomic drop. Kalypso charges for a clothesline, but Vegas reversed it into a cross-face crippler. Kalypso can't maneuver to the ropes, but he won't tap out, and the hold isn't being released. As this continues, Falkor runs and slides into the ring, with Special K right behind him.

Bald: Yes! If we're lucky they'll come down and just stay there!

Falkor kicks Vegas and gives him a 49 Sir Bedevere Place Slam! He nudges the fallen Vegas to the outside, and Special K holds Phyre. Falkor puts his hands together, and goes to grab Phyre's throat, but he ducks! Falkor has Special K, up, but lets him down once he realized what happened and turns around, but is met with a dropkick! Falkor falls back into Special K, who shoves him down. Special K clotheslines Phyre, and gives him a DDT. He looks at Falkor.

Special K: What's wrong with you!?!

Crumb: Falkor looks, but ignores his friend, and leaves the ring.

Troy: What the hell was that! Again!

Bald Crumb: Ya, but did you see the friction between Dream Cereal, I HOPE they don't break up.

Troy: Yes, let's all pray for them. Our next match is a Challenge match. Brett Mize vs. Jason Darkman.

Brett Mize comes down to the ring first, to the music of Living Danger. Before Jasons music can even start he comes from underneath the ring, and Jumps Mize from behind. Kicks to the back repeatedly, and then a Side Suplex. Jason picks him up and throws him into the corner. Jason Follows up with a Clothesline. Jason climbing up to the top rope... FROG SPLASH!!! 1...2...NO! Mize just got his shoulder up! Jason lifts him up and throws him into the ropes. Backbody drop! NO! DDT BY MIZE! 1...2... NO! Darkman lifted his shoulder at the last second! Mize is up, and he throws Darkman to the outside. He is grabbing a chair! He swings, but gets a kick in the stomach and drops the chair. Jason picks it up.... BOOM!!! Right on his head! Mize is bleeding from the head! Jason is getting ready to hit him again! BOOM! again! Mize is unconscious on the ground! Jason rolls him back in the ring, and he is climbing to the top rope! FINAL HOUR! NO! Mize put his knees up, and Jason landed stomach first! He is rolling on the mat! Mize is getting up, but he is shaky, and has lost a lot of blood. He grabs him by the head... Face Buster! cover 1...2... NO! Mize wipes some blood out of his eyes, and picks up Jason. GROIN! Jason uppercutted Mize right in the groin! They are both Down now! Jason going back up to the top rope... FINAL HOUR!!! NO! same result! Knees to the stomach! Mize picks him up and Throws him to the ropes. Clothesline, NO! Crucifix attempt by Jason. Mize isn't falling. HE JUST HEAVED HIM UP ONTO HIS SHOULDERS... WALK TO HEAVENS GATE!!! 1...2...3! Brett Mize wins!

Troy: That was a great match! Mize gave it 110% and just pulled it out. Great attempt by Darkman though. Wait here comes EX to the ring. It seems they are talking to Brett. Is he next to join? Wait they Dante Burn just nailed him from behind. Now all three of EX are stomping down on Brett. Romeo is now picking up Brett and putting him on his shoulder and carrying him to backstage.

Bald Crumb: What are they going to do with him? Well lets get on with the next match.

Troy: Alright, it is Hexum vs. Frank James!

Hexum stands in the ring while he awaits his opponent to come. Fever by Garth plays, and out walks the Bandit. He is coming down to the ring, and he is running.He slides in... LEG DROP TO THE BACK OF THE HEAD! Hexum caught him! This could be it, 1...2... NO! James faught it off. Hexum brings him over to the corner and Lifts him onto the top rope. OH MY GOD! THE HEX! ALREADY! THIS ONE IS OVER! 1...2...3! Hexum went to work quickly on that one!

Troy: And Hexum just demolished Frank James in that match. Hexum is trying to show everybody what he has!

Bald Crumb: What he has is nothing. Put him in the ring with one of the members of Dream Cereal and we will see what happens.

Troy: Everything you say is Dream Cereal this, Dream Cereal that. Give it up they suck!

Bald Crumb: THEY ARE THE GREATEST!!! Next Match

Troy: It is coming up now! Executioner vs. NightMare for the Number 1 Contender Spot for the TV title!

Executioner enters the ring to Rammstein's "Du Hast". He is acting like a nut, yelling at the fans, and laughing at nothing. As he enters the ring, Nightmare comes through the curtain, to Canada’s national anthem. The fans are not pleased with DC, and he takes most of the heat. He enters and Executioner starts off early, laying the forearms to his opponent. Nightmare takes it though, and takes Ex’s feet out from under him. Nightmare slaps a quick boston crab on, but Ex grabs the rope even quicker. Ex is pulled up and thrown to the ropes, and receives a big boot! Nightmare has him down, and takes advantage. He lays down an elbow, and pulls Ex up. He throws him to the ropes, and follows with a body press. He hoists Ex on the top rope, and slaps the taste out of Ex’s mouth! He goes up…SUPER BRAIN BUSTER, The fans are shocked! Ex is out, almost motionless. As if on cue, here comes Falkor again! They take a lot of boo’s, cause the fans are loving this match, but Falkor stays outside. Nightmare is playing to his teammates, and is trying to impress them. He sets Ex up for a powerbomb, but he won’t stop talking to Falkor! SPEAR!!! Ex speared Nightmare, and Nightmare is feeling it! Falkor is shaking his head. Ex is laughing at his fooled opponent, and picks him up for an inverted atomic drop! But he runs to the corner, banging Nightmares back against the turnbuckle! Ex slides to the outside and pulls Nightmares legs around the poll! Right to the NUTS! Ex tries it again, but Nightmares bends his knees, and sends Ex face first into the poll. Ex is down, and Nightmare gets to the top, and flies! Abdomen Stomp onto Ex!! Ex is hurting! Nightmare throws him back into the ring, and gets up on the apron, Slingshot frog splash! Ex is trying to get up, and punches Nightmare in the gut, now he throws him into the corner. He starts punching! 1, 2, Special K is out! 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, K and Falkor are arguing! 8, 9, 10! Ex pulls of and suplexes Nightmare right into the middle of the ring! Ex, hits a legdrop to Nightmare’s back. He pulls him up, and tries a tombstone! Reversed! Nightmare hits his own tombstone! Ex is staggering to his feet, slowly. Special K gets up on the apron! Falkor pulls him down!! Falkor just shoved Special K! Nightmare runs to the rope, Special K shoves Falkor, Falkor’s head hit Nightmare! Nightmare stops and looks over, and now Special K is leaving! Executioner grabs Nightmare up over his shoulder! Running Death Penalty! Falkor looks over at the action, but chases after Special K! 1, 2, 3!!! Executioner pulls out a puzzled victory over Nightmare.

Troy: Both men fought hard, but once again, Dream Cereal plays a part in it. Why don't they mind there own business?

Bald Crumb: NightMare is a member, and that means it is there business. Pay some friggin attention!

Troy: Sorry, we have a big match coming up now. it is a Triple Threat between Hamed, Hurricane and SteelBurg.

All three men are in the ring, and the bell has sounded. Hamed rolls to the outside right away, and grabs a chair. Hurricane and Steelburg are going at it tooth and Nail. Punching each other. Hamed to the top.... FLYING CROSS BODY BLOCK TAKES OUT BOTH MEN! HE WAS HOLDING THE CHAIR TOO! He is covering htem both! 1...2... Both men throw him off. Hurricane is up, and he is hit with the Steel Chair in the forehead! One for Steelburg too! Hamed throws Hurricane to the outside, and lays him on the announcers table! He is climbing to the top! MOONSAULT!!! HE SMASHED HURRICANE RIGHT THROUGH THE TABLE, AND HIMSELF! Steelburg is up. He looks down at the rubble... HE IS CLIMBING! SPLASH!!! NO! Both Men moved and Steelburg it ALL Cement! He is unconscious on the floor! Hamed is lifting up Hurricane now, and he throws him into hte ring. he climbs up to the top... SHOOTING STAR PRESS! 1...2... NO! Hurricane is getting up slowly... Hurracanrana to the outside! Right on top of Steelburg! Oh My God! Hamed is going under the ring, and he pulled out a table! He puts the table on top of both men, and he is stacking Chairs on top of it! he is on the top now.... CENTON BOMB!!! That hurt him more than the others! He is getting up slowly, and he is rolling both men into the ring. Steel burg is in first, and Hamed is now rolling in Hurricane. He rolls him on top of Steelburg! 1...2... Quickly Broken up by Hamed. He lays them beside each other, and goes back outside. He grabs two chairs. DOUBLE ARABIAN FACE BUSTER!!! OH MY GOD! Double Pin! 1...2... He lifts them up!?!? he is going outside to get.... a Drink? He is taking a drink! He rolls back in, Double Pin, 1...2...3! Hamed wins!

Troy: That match was all Hamed, he dominated from beginning to end!

Bald Crumb: I will give Credit where credit is due... BUT it wasn't due there!

Troy: You are just getting annoying!

Bald Crumb: You are going to get hurt if you don't shut up! What is the next match?

Troy: it is Hawk vs. Blackheart, lets get to the ring!

They are both in the ring already, and they are staring at each other. Blackheart is holding his toasster, and Hawk just delivered a standing Dropkick! Blackheart is down, and he is getting punched in the face! He throws Hawk off and he gets up. TOASTER TO THE HEAD! Ref didn't see it! Blackheart said he wouldn't lose, and he is taking all the precautions! he has him... PERFECT PLEX ONTO THE TOASTER!!! That is it! 1...2...3!!! Yes, he wins!

Troy: What a Match! That is 2 in a row for Blackheart! He is on quite a roll! The only thing is, he Cheated QUITE a lot in that match, and that is the ONLY reason he won.

Bald Crumb: Look who he wrestled.. NOBODIES! Give him a challenge, and we will see.He had to cheat against Hawk, and he is trash! NEXT!

Troy: Next Match is Chris Hassert vs. Klown in a Mailbed match!

Klown comes down to the ring to the sound of Korn’s "Clown". He gets to the ramp, but stays there, he doesn’t even wanna bother with the ring, and that’s no problem to his opponent, who has come out of the crowd and runs up the rampway and clotheslines Clown who was looking towards the entrance way. "Mr. Intensity" Chris Hasset has gained an early advantage on Klown. Hasset grabs him and runs his head into the stage! Klown hardly feels it, and gives Hasset a front-face slam! Hasset is dazed, but so is Klown. They get up and exchange blows, after 5 shots to the head Hasset falls to his knees, but gives him a low blow! Klown is staggering around, and Hasset catches up, and delivers a DDT! Klown’s head is ripped open on that, and the bleeding begins. Hasset goes and gets a chair, and nails Klown right in the face! Klown falls almost dead! Hasset picks him up, and has him in a bodyslam position, Hasset walks over to the nails, and drops Klown, but Klown spreads his legs and his feet land to the sides of the board. Klown gets his balance and pokes Hasset in the eyes! He grabs him in a side headlock, and runs…Klown bulldogs Hasset off the stage! That’s a 7 foot drop! Klown walks over to the board, and picks it up! He walks over to the edge, and throws it off as Hasset!! Hasset just moved out of the way, with the table bouncing, and landing nails up. Klown flies off the edge, but Hasset catches him! Fallaway slam! Only inches away from the nails! Klown gets to his feet, and Hasset charges for a clothesline! Klown ducks! Hasset runs into a wall! He staggers back, Klown turns him around for a scoop slam, but Hasset squirms out of it, and has Klown in a reverse DDT position! Hasset turns him around, REVERSE SUPLEX ONTO THE NAILS!!! Hasset has won, and Klown is covered in blood! Neither man, can stand, and paramedics come out for Klown.

Troy: That was Insane! What a Victory for Hassert though! he fought Really hard!

Bald Crumb: Now lets get to the National Title Match!

Blood Angel comes down to the ring first to Refuse and Resist by Sepultura! He is carrying Matt MacDonalds Belt over his shoulder. he gets in the ring, and grabs the mic.

Angel: This match is NOT for my TV Title!

Sweet Tooth comes down to Boogy Woogy Woo by ICP, and he carries his belt over his shoulder. He climbs in and gives his belt to the ref. he turns around and recieves a shot to the face with the TV Belt! Blood Angel won't stop hitting him! The Match hasn't even started! Tooth is Busted wide open! Blood Angel looks up at the fans and he is smiling. He throws the belt away, and the Bell rings. Blood Angel drops a leg on Tooths Limp body. he rolls him over, and makes a cover. 1...2... NO! Blood Angel is shocked! Tooth is getting up Slowly, and Angel is waiting.... Tooh is up, CLOTHESLINE by Angel! He just took his head off! Tooth is on the ground, and Angel is walking around him, strutting. he lifts him up, and sits him on the top rope. Dropkick! Tooth to the floor on the outside! Bllod Angel goes outside too, and he picks up the ringsteps! BOOM! Right on Tooths back! Blood Angel is looking around, and he is looking for a weapon. He finds a pitcher, and brings it over to Tooth. SMASH! He just smashed it over Tooths Head! Tooth is already Bleeding, but now he is Gushing! Bleeding Romeo throws him into the ring, and he is setting him up for a... POWERBOMB!!! Tooth is broken! He got jumped from the beginning, and hasn't done anything yet! Angel is hooking on a Figure 4! Tooth looks to be unconscious! Matt macDonald running down to the ring! He grabs onto Tooth from the outside, and he pulls him to the ropes! No one saw! Angel has to let go! He does, and he walks over to pick up Tooth by the hair. BOOM! Matt just hit him in the head with a Fan! Blood Angel is Knocked out! Tooth gets up, and he is swaying back and forth... He is standing up Angel... CLOWN DROP!!! 1...2...3!! Tooth Regains his title! What a victory!

Troy: Tooth had a very difficult match there, but in the end, he hit it when he needed too!

Bald Crumb: Yes! Finally, plenty of Cheating! I don't care who won that, it was great!

Troy: What? You liked a match?

Bald Crumb: Don't get me wrong, I hate Blood Angel, but he gave him everything, including a freaking Pitcher! What's next?

Troy: Next is the match for the Number 1 Contender for the Americas Title!

Slash Comes down to the ring first to One by Metallica. He gets in the ring, and awaits his opponent. The Lights go low, and Orange Krush plays. Falkor walks down to the ring, and stops at the ring. He looks back for something, and then gets in the ring.

Crumb: Here comes Special K up behind Falkor.

Special K: You got a problem with me big man? You want my belt? Well, your chance is now! You been talking shit about me for a while now, and I don't fucking like it! You got the balls?

Falkor: I got something else for you!

Falkor and Special K jump on each other throwing punches and choking each other. Special K rakes the eyes and he is kicking Falkor in the stomach! Puppet Master and NightMare come down to hte ring! They are trying to stop this! NO! Special K just delivered a Powerbomb to Puppet Master! Epitamy on NightMare! NO! Special K has Puppet Master in the Cereal Killer! Falkor is standing on NightMares throat! This was a Setup! Falkor and Special K are Mauling NightMare and Puppet Master! Special K finally lets go! he walks over to NightMare, and he is shouting something at him. he hooks on the Cereal Killer! Falk or has the Mic!

Falkor: New Beginnings are always loved, and ours will be soon. Very Soon. The New Dream Cereal will be shown through in the future, but be ready, cause the UWF will NEVER be the Same!

Special K still has it on NightMare, and NightMare is unconscious! He goes to the outisde and is looking for something... he just grabbed a ladder from under the ring! He slides it in the ring, and he opens it up on the ground, and lays Nightmares Leg in it. Falkor picks up Puppet Master... Epitamy onto the Ladder! He just Crushed NightMares leg! They are leaving with Special K's Belt. Laughing.

Troy: But Falkor turns and comes back to the ring for his match.

Falkor slides into the ring, and attacks Slash with his back turn as the ref signals the start of the match. Falkor with open fists to the small little back of Slash who is walking away from the pain. Falkor rakes Slash's back as he screams in pain. Falkor whips Slash to the ropes, BIG BOOT to the face.... Falkor pulls Slash by the hair and drag hims over to the center of the ropes. What's this.... Falkor off the ropes, JUMPS on SLASH'S SMALL LITTLE BACK!!!! Slash stumbles to the apron. Falkor taking complete charge of the match, as he is showing every wrestler in UWF what he's made of. Falkor with a stiff chop to the chest...goes for a second and Slash rocks him with an enziguri kick to the head! Quickly, Slash shakes off the pain, and goes to work on Falkors leg. Elbow drop to the knee. Falkor doesn't seem to feel the effects as Slash does a couple more elbow drops. Slash smartly wrestles Falkor on the mat, as they both are about the same size now. Slash applies a STF as Falkor starts to settle into the pain. Slash applying the pressure but doesn't look like it's enough, Slash breaks the hold and delivers a kick to the back for good measure. Slash going back to the knee, lifts and smashes Falkor left knee on the apron. Slash rolls over Falkor, and does a picture perfect figure four. He's applying the pressure, as Falkor screams in pain. Falkor, with his size, inches over to the ropes as the ref breaks to hold. Slash keeping the hold as long as he can risking disqualification as he decides to hold it a few seconds later. Falkor pulls himself to the outside, as he wants to take a break from the pain. Falkor seem to get made with a sign from a fan and tears it up. This just shows how angry Falkor is. Falkor limping back to the ring, is meet with a shoulder tackle through the second ropes!!!! MY GOD!!! Slash starts to pound on Falkors head. The Ref comes out and forces the action return to the ring. Falkor rolls in first and somehow gets to his feet. Falkor turns the tides as he takes a full swing on Slash!! Slash falls to the outside.. Falkor nursing that knee decides to wait for Slash to get up, then follow up on his attack. Slash gets up, but taunts Falkor, and lures him into a trap. Slash trips Falkor as Falkor tried to pull Slash in, and drags him to the corner ringpost. Falkor's scream can be heard back stage as his left knee is contacted with the metal ringpost. The ref is getting in Slash's face as he slides into the squared circle. Slash works on the leg again, as he executes another painful Figure four. Once again Falkor inches his way to the ropes forcing the ref to break the hold. Slash drags Falkor to the middle. Slash drops his knee into Falkors. Slash rams his knee onto Falkor's again and again as the damage is really done. Slash makes a mistake by letting Falkor get back up on his knees as Falkor goes to the attack. Falkor with a Pendulum backbreaker and follows with a sidewalk slam!!! Slash feeling the pain on his back, as Falkor still favoring his knee. Falkor picks up Slash by the neck, and does a swinging neck breaker!!! Falkor sets up for a devastating PILEDRIVER as Slash head is crunched together!!! Falkor applies a CAMAL Clutch as the crowd can here the vertebrae pop...... Falkor lets Slash up, and delivers an elbow to the ribs for good measure.... Falkor whips him into the ropes and goes in for the clothesline...Slash ducks it...off the other side and a beautiful cross-body block! Only a one count. Falkor suprisingly up first, clotheslines Slash. Falkor continues with a devastating Powerbomb and follows with a cover. ...1...2.. NO!!! Falkor slaps on a sleeper...but Slash drops down with a jawbreaker! He springs to the top rope, BIG double axe-handle to the head! Slash applies a headlock. Positions him in the corner... FLYING BULLBOG!!!! Slash off the ropes with a cross-body...Falkor catches him. But he can't hold him! They BOTH STUMBLE down to the canvas. Falkor back up, walks over to Slash. Slash seems to be knocked out. Falkor doesn't know what to do...... The ref begins to count...... Falkor just standing over Slash....... SLASH was playing possum and executes a perfect SMALL PACKAGE!!!!! ...1...2...3!!!!!

Troy: Slash walks away the victor, and he gets a shot at the Americas Title now from Special K!

Talk Show Host comes out first to Hendrix’s Purple Haze, and gets in the ring, if he loses, he may not get another title shot in a long time. Jones comes down next to Metallica’s "Master of Puppets" and he starts talking with Host. As Offspring’s "Pretty Fly for a White guy" plays Special K comes down, sans Falkor. As K walks down, Jones motions that Host and him should gang up on the champ. K hands the ref the belt and slides into the ring with a quick running shot for Jones, and a forearm to Host. He is trying to take them both on at once. He slams Host’s head into the turnbuckle and bodyslams the 7’7" beast. He is hyped! He starts punching Host’s midsection, but forgets about Jones, who grabs him and delivers a head butt. Special K falls to the mat, and Jones hoists him up on his shoulders, and tells Host he should get up on the top. DOOMSDAY DEVICE ON SPECIAL K!! Host is cheering, but turns around to a tombstone from Jones! That’s it for that alliance! Here comes Falkor! He comes down to the ring and yells at Jones from the ouside! Jones starts taunting back, but he stops to pin Special K, 1, 2, Host interupts! Jones grabs him and throws him into the corner! Jones grabs the ropes, and shoves his boot into Host’s throat! Special K sees the oppurtunity of a life time, and boots Jones right between his legs! Jones falls, hard, very hard. K rolls him out to the floor, where he lays in agony. Special K grabs Host, and gives him a shoulder breaker! Falkor goes over to HELP OUT JONES??? He gets Jones up, and Jones climbs up to the apron, where he stays! Special K has him up, and whips him to the ropes, but he’s reversed and Jones grabs Special K and holds him for Host! Host charges with a shoulder block, but JONES GRABBED HOST’S HEAD, AND PULLS HIM THROUGH THE ROPES!!! BITCH KILLER!!! JONES THROWS HIM INSIDE AND SPECIAL K PINS, 1, 2, 3!!!! FALKOR IS IN THE RING AND SO IS JONES! FALKOR GRABS THE MIC!

Falkor: Welcome everyone to the new DC! Jones is the newest member

Bald Crumb: Yes! The Dream has begun! Jones is the Newest member! He is HUGE! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! They will own the whole fed now!

Troy: Well, he is good, and he did help Special K win his match. They are looking much stronger than before. We are done to our final match! It is a Match that is for the UWF Heavyweight Title! Here comes Prez Kellen to the ring!

Prez Kellen: Well everybody. After the last match that happened between these two gentleman, and the Argumen of no interferance, I am declaring this match a STEEL CAGE MATCH! The only way to win is to climb to the Floor or go through the door!

Bald Crumb: What! The competitors don't know about it though!

The Cage is lowered, and Chaostics Music hits, Faith by Limp Biskit plays. he walks down looking puzzled, and Climbs through the Door. he gets in and climbs to the top of the cage. He sits there waiting for Romeo. Sympathetic Character plays, and out walks The UWF Champion, Bleeding Romeo. He carries the belt with a smile directed towards Chaostic. he drops the belt, and walks into the cage. The bell rings. Chaostic turns and tries to sneak his way out! Romeo up to stop that... Side Suplex from the top of hte cage! OH MY GOD! Chaostic might have broken his neck! Bleeding Romeo is up, and he is locking on a Spinning toe-hold! Chaostic is screaming! He can't climb, he can't get out! Chaostic rakes Romeos eyes, and the hold is broken. Chaostic up, and a kick to hte Stomach for Romeo. he picks him for a running Ligerbomb! He just ran him right into the cage! Bleeding Romeo must be scratched to hell! Chaostic, pulls him out and.. does it again!!! OH MY GOD! Romeo is bleeding from a cut on his back, and Chaostic is going for another.... YES! He is walking towards the Door know, and he is opening the door! He is stepping out, and he is walking down the stairs. NO! Romeo grabs him before he hit the ground! Romeo pulls him back in, and he hits a Reverse DDT! Chaostic is down! Romeo trying to get out now! Chaostic grabs his leg! He puls him back in, and is kicking him in the knee! Chaostic yells at the ref to throw him a chair. There is the chair! BOOM! Right in the knee! Chaostic sets up the chair, and he throws Romeo into the ropes... Back Body drop onto the Chair! Bleeding Romeo is rolling on hte mat, and Chaostic picks the chair up. SMASH! Onto Romeo's back! Chaostic sets him up for a... Side walk slam! Down on the lower back! And Now a Back Breaker! Romeo is down, and Chaostic is headed up to the top of the cage! He is at the top, but he isn't climbing over, he is setting up for a... FROG SPLASH! NO! Romeo rolled out of the way! he is up now, and he is setting Chaostic up for a Side Russian leg sweep! Chaostic hit the back of his head on the Chair! He just got busted open! Romeo is up, and he hits a Piledriver onto the chair! The ring is covered in Blood, and Romeo is the man that is standing! Well barely. His left Leg and Back are shaking, and I think he is having Trouble standing. He is climbing to the top of the cage! NO!!! CHAOSTIC JUST SPLATTERED HIM IN THE BACK OF THE KNEE WITH THE CHAIR! Romeo falls and Crothches himslef on the top rope! Chaostic going for a superplex... YES! But he hurt himself too! Both Men are hurting, and both are down. Chaostic is getting up forst, and he is setting up the Chair in the middle of the ring. he sits Romeo on the chair, and is looking at him. he is yelling at him, and slapping him! Chaostic backs up and... dropkick to the groin! Romeo Is in bad shape, and might be looking at a loss of his title! Chaostic goes to the top rope, and goes for an Elbowdrop but misses! He hit his elbow on the chair! Bleeding Romeo is getting up slowly, and he has the chair! He throws it at Chaostic, and he catches it! BOOM!!! Dropkick to the chair and that hit him in the face! Romeo is climbing to the top of the cage now. Chaostic is slowly up after him. Chaostic is even with Romeo now! Romeo goes for a punch but it is blocked! Chaostic rakes his eyes! OH MY GOD! DROPOFF FROM THE TOP OF THE CAGE!!! Chaostic is down too! he is crawling over to the door! he is almost out! No, Romeo grabs his foot and drags him back in. Chaostic whips Romeo into the ropes. Romeo ducks and nails Chaostic with a lariat to the back of the neck before he can turn around. Romeo lifts him up, Snowplow. Romeo is going for the door...

Bald Crumb: Here comes the NEW Dream Cereal to ringside.

Troy: No, No...Romeo is on his way out but Special K just nailed him in the head with the door and Romeo falls back into the cage.

Bald Crumb: Oh great he comes the F'N Show with chairs.

Troy: Dub just nailed Special K from behind with a chair to the head. Dante just took out Falkor's legs with his chair. Jones just grabbed Dub, but Dante nails him with the chair as well. Special K is up and begins to fight with Dub as Falkor tackles Dante. Dream Cereal and F'N Show make there way into the ring as well and Romeo joins in the malay as the six men fight it out with Chaostic down in the corner.

Bald Crumb: Wait Chaostic is up and climbing the side of the cage and the other men dont notice him.

Troy: Romeo notices him, but Chaostic is already at the top of the Cage in front of us. Romeo jumps up to the turnbuckle and grabs Chaostic's leg. Chaostic is trying to jerk him lose. Wait he kicks Romeo to the head and again. Romeo hanging on.

Bald Crumb: Chaostic with another hard kick and breaks loose...

Troy: LOOK OUT!!!

Chaostic falls from the top of the cage and crashes through the announce table.

Troy: Oh my god, he isnt moving, but the ref is ringing the bell and lays the title on a motionless Chaostic.

Bald Crumb: YES YES YES!!! Dream Cereal is once again on top of the world! Chaostic is the New World Champ!

Troy: The rest of Dream Cereal and Evolution X are brawling it out in the ring. But we are outta time. For Bald Crumb and myself this is UWF and we'll see you at Sunday Senseless Violence

Camera fades to black)

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