Wednesday, March 10, 1999
from the Cow Palace in San Fransico, CA

Troy Farina: Welcome everyone, to a Souled Out Cow Palace in San Fransico, California! Tonight we have 4 Title matches Including our first ever Grocery Store match!

Bald Crumb: And guess who is in it? The most Hardcore person in the world today!

Troy: Ya, well, he lucked out against Bleeding Romeo, and he is gonna have to be sharp tonight against Hexum.

Bald: I am not even going to comment. We also have Cykotick defending against Sweet Tooth, Hamed defending against New comer "Money" Marcus Goldstein, and Chris Hassert defending against Mad Jungle Pig.

Troy: Lets get down to the ring for our first match! it pits CEO vs. Johnny Eliminator!

"Eve of Destruction" plays and Johnny The Eliminator walks down to the ring.

He Gets to the ring, just as It's all about the Benjamins by Puff Daddy fills the air. CEO walks out and climbs into te ring, staring at Johnny. The bell rings, and CEO rushes at Johnny trying to avenge his loss to Hexum last week. CEO hits a Spear! Johnny is down, but he is getting up. CEO is in charge from the start, and he is setting him up for a Suplex. NO! Reversed, and Johnny hits the Suplex! CEO gets up holding his back, and Johnny focuses in on it. He moves in for a Backbreaker! he is still bending him over his knee like he is nothing! CEO rakes his eyes to escape. CEO Gets up, and throws Johnny into the ropes. Sky High! CEO with a cover, 1...2... NO! Johnny got his shoulder up. CEO is climbing to the top rope... He is signalling tha this is going to be the end! WAIT! Some guy dressed in all Black just jumped the railing and he pushed CEO off the top! he is sliding in the ring now, and going after Johnny! Ref calls for the bell, but he isn't stoping! he lits Johnny up for a powerslam, and he is hoisting him up like a Razors Edge! NO! Inverted Razors Edge! Johnny is broken in Half! CEO is back up, and he is going after the man in Black! NO! CEO just received a Savante kick to the groin! Only one man does that! From the NMWA! It has to be him! He is leaving through the crowd again!

Bald: Well that was just a waste of my time, and all the viewers.

Troy: Ya, but did you notice who that was?

Bald: Nah, and do I care?

Troy: That was K Pac, from the old NMWA! He has returned! What else is going to happen tonight!

Bald: Maybe Mrs. Goldstein will come out and shake her ass... MAN! I could stare at that thing all day!

Troy: Well, you are going to have to wait, cause now it is Vertigo vs. Ghost Rider!

Ghost Rider waiting in the ring for the entrance of Vertigo. Vertigo goes right up to Ghost Rider. FACE TO FACE, EYE TO EYE!!! Ghost Rider shoves Vertigo as he's sick of his face. Vertigo off the ropes CLOSELINE!!!! Vertigo climbs the ropes and poses for the fans... He's met with cheers and and screams.. Ghost Rider climbs behind him, RAZOR EDGE!!!!!!! Ghost Rider jumps on Vertigo and starts to pound with his rights. Ghost Rider climbs the ropes and poses... He's also met with cheers.... Ghost Rider turns around goes for a drop kick... COUNTERED!!!!!! VERTIGO SHIFTS HIS WEIGHT FORWARD POWERBOMB!!!! Vertigo turns over Ghost Rider, SPINESNAPPER !!!! THE REF CHECKS OUT GHOST RIDER!!! LIFTS HIS ARM. One, Two, Three!

Troy: What a great win for Vertigo! He is really impressing me as of late.

Bald: Ya, well he isn't impressing anything over here! The only thing that would impress me right now is..

Troy: Hair? It doesn't matter. I have been told that the Live satellite hookup from the Grocery store is now up, lets check it out.

Special K is seen sitting on the Conveyor belt playing with his shoe... he is laughing.

Troy: And there is the man that you are so fond of.

Bald: Damn Right! WHOOOOO! What's the next match?

Troy: It is Smiling Jack in his debut against Angel Reaper. Lets get to the ring

Both men lock up and Jack shoves Angel off of him, he smiles and they lock up again, this time Angel puts Jack into an arm ringer. Jack slips out of it Jack takes down Angel with a drop toe hold, he then goes down and drops a leg acrossed the back of the neck he rolls Angel over and makes a pin..one..two..kickout! Jack picks up Angel and kicks him in the gut and nails him with a piledriver. Jack goes for a cover but pulls him up before the ref can even make a count. Jack picks up Angel but he gets rolled up..one..two..kickout! Jack gets to his feet quickly and runs over Angel with a clothesline. Jack rolls to the outside and grabs a chair he brings it into the ring and lays it on Angel’s face he backs into the ropes and bounces off hitting a leg drop on the face he makes a cover…one…two…kickout! Jack picks up Angel and throws him into the corner he grabs the chair again and charges at Angel but Angel gets his foot up and Jack eats the chair! Angel falls down landing head first to the groin of Jack’s. Angel gets back to his feet he grabs a hand full of Jack’s hair he picks him up and whips him into the ropes he goes for a clothesline but Jack ducks it he comes back around and Angel hits Jack with a dropkick sending him onto the ring apron. Angel goes over towards Jack he grabs a hold of his head and tried to suplex him over the top back into the ring but Jack counters it in mid-air and he lands on top of Angel….one…two…kickout!! Jack is up he goes for a clothesline but Angel ducks and kicks Jack in the stomach he picks him up and nails a powerbomb he makes a cover…one..two…kickout again! Angel picks up Jack and throws him into the ropes he leaps over Jack. Jack comes back from the otherside and nails Angel with a crossbody block out of nowhere! One..Two..T..kickout! Jack picks up Angel and goes for his finisher The Last Laff DDT but Angel counters it into a northern lights suplex but as he brings Jack over the top the ref gets struck in the face! Angel lets go of the pinning attempt and goes over to the ref. Oh My GOD! It is what looks to be a steel dildo! Yes, it is! NO! That is Gross! He just jammed it into his opponents mouth! NO! He is jamming it in there like a mandible claw! He is passing out! He is down on the mat! Jack is smiling, and sticking it in further! Angel Reaper eyes are closed! I think he is out! The ref is coming to! Jack just threw the Dildo into the crowd! he makes te cover, 1...2...3! Yes, he did it! The Dildo landed in a little girls popcorn, and she is crying now! What a match!

Bald: That was a great first Match, and I LOVED his little present for that girl!

Troy: You would wouldn't you. You disgust me!

Bald: Shut Up! I am allowed to like what I want, so you better shut up befroe I ring your scrawny little neck!

Troy: Your threats mean nothing. But sometihng that does mean something is the next match! Superstar made the open Challenge and RA accepted it! It is an I quit match

Bald: I quit! Hey! Look up in the Upper deck! It is Dante Burn! Look!

Troy: Oh my god! What is he doing up there? He is leaving now that everyone has seen him! What is gonig on? Lets go to the ring!

RA waiting in the ring for the rookie sensation. SuperStar Micheal Wiley walks out to Wasted Youth. He's met with boo's and cheers from the crowd. SuperStar shows his apprieciation as he's sticks his tongue SuperStar slides into the ring, RA starts to stomp on SuperStar Micheal Wiley. RA picks him up, executes a picture perfect suplex. RA takes SuperStars leg and executes leghammerlock. RA lets go and delivers an elbow for good measure. RA picks him up, whips him to the ropes, WHAT THE HELL!!! HERE COMES SWEET TOOTH DOWN TO THE RING!!! HE WHACKS RA WITH A CHAIR!!! WHAT THE HELL GOING ON NOW!!!!! SuperStar applies Figure Four Leglock... SWEET TOOTH YELLS AT THE REF, The ref checks out RA. Lifts his arm. 1.......2.........3....... * DING DING DING* Sweet Tooth climbs in and starts to beat on RA.... Using the steel chair over RA's leg... Sweet Tooth wants to destroy RA's legs, sets his knee between the chair legs, Sweet Tooth off the top, STOMPS ON THE CHAIR!!! JEEZ, GET SOME ORDER IN HERE!!!! Sweet Tooth applies the figure four again as RA is knocked out. Sweet Tooth get's bored and applies a Ankle Lock submission!!! Ref's and officials start to crowd as Sweet Tooth walks back to the locker room. Superstar leaves and laughs as the match is in the records!

Troy: What a great match! I didn't think he could pull it out!

Bald: No matter what, RA will always suck!

Troy: Will you stop trying to be Special K's Buddy?

Bald: Hey, it is Hardcore K now! And the Next match is starting! Blood Angel vs Messiah in a Pinfalls count anywhere!

Blood Angel waiting in the ring for the newcomer Messiah. "The Messiah" Bach plays and here steps out the massive rookie. 7'4 monster!!! Blood Angel a monster himself at 6'6 but, jeez... They meet in the ring, FACE to FACE. Blood Angel jumps and snaps a DDT. Messiah goes down hard to the mat. Blood Angel drags Messiah out the ring and into the crowd. Blood Angel takes someones pop beverage and POPS it iver Messiahs head.. Blood Angel going for a running bulldog, but Messiah counters with a Northern Lights Suplex!! Messiah drags Blood Angel back into the ring. Messiah starts to work with his forarms..... lefts after lefts. Blood Angel can't fight back. OUT OF NOWHERE A DEVASTING Drop Kick!!! Messiah stumbles, HE WRAPS HIS HANDS AROUND BLOOD ANGELS NECK!!! UP AND DOWN!!!!!! CHOKE SLAM!!!! Messiah picks up Blood Angel, GORRRILA PRESS!!!! OH MY GOD, BLOOD ANGEL LIFTED UP BY MESSIAH!! WAIT, Messiah gives in, and drops Blood Angel, DDT!!! JEEZ... WHAT DOWNFORCE! Blood Angel off the ropes, Shoulder Block.... Blood Angel throws Mesiah to the outside... Blood Angel OVER THE TOP ROPE.... CROSS BODY!!!!! JEEZ!! Blood Angel takes Messiah out into the crowd. Blood Angel climbs to ontop of the Guardrail, MISSLE DROP KICK!!! Messiah knocked out. Blood Angel climbs the guardrail again, MESSIAH reads it, and punch Blood Angel in the midsection. Messiah follows up with a Side Russian Leg Sweep! Messiah picks up Blood Angel, HARD BODY SLAM!!! Blood Angel archs his back in agony. Messiah drags Blood Angel up into the stadiums seats, Messiah goes for a suplex, NOPE countered!!! Blood Angel takes a much needed breather. Messiah and Blood Angel Make there way up to the balcony, Throwing fists and kicks along the way. Blood Angel and Messiah at the edge start to wail at each other as they go for the knock out punch.

Troy: Oh my God! They just fell from the second level to the concrete floor...Blood Angel and Messiah lay lifeless as Paramedics make there way...this feud isnt over but they need some medical assistance now.

Bald: The was incredible...Ive never seen that before!

Troy: Well tonight is full of surprises. Lets get to the next match.

Boogy Woogy Woo by ICP brings Sweet Tooth down to the ring. Flagpole Sitta plays, and a chorus of boos erupts as Cykotick and Monkor come down to the ring. Monkor is wearing the TV Title. Cykotick climbs in te ring with Monkor, and Cykotick calls the ref over to his corner. Monkor walks around the ref. Cykotick is distracting the ref, while... MONKOR JUST HIT SWEET TOOTH IN THE BACK OF THE HEAD WITH TE BELT FROM THE TOP ROPE! HE IS OUT! Cykotick has left the Ref, and the bell has rung. Cykotick covers him! 1...2... NO! he lifted him up! Cykotick puts Monkor on his chest! 1...2...3! Monkor Wins? What the hell? Cykotick retains his TV title.

Troy: Well, we have another first here in the UWF. A monkey has just won a match.

Bald: Here comes Hamed to the ring! He has a barbed Wire bat! BOOM! BOOM! two shots!

Troy: He just laid him out and he is now leaving him in a bloody mess! Monkor is chasing after Hamed!

Bald: The monkey just bit Hamed! Hamed is chasing the Monkey!

Troy: The Monkey got away, and Hamed isn't looking to happy.

Bald: But Cykotick isn't looking to Conscious. The Medics are here, and they are putting him on a stretcher. he is still unconscious!

Troy: He took 2 shots, one to the back of the head, and one to the Kidney area. We still have 3 title matches left!

Bald: next is Hamed defending against Money Marcus Goldstein! Lets go, cause I wanna see some ASS!

Money by Everlast plays and out walks Money Marcus Goldstein accompanied by Penny Silverman. he gets to the ring, but waits for Penny to hold the ropes for him. I Just Want You by Ozzy Osborne plays, and out walks the national Champion, Hamed. he gets to the ring, still covered in Cykoticks blood, and walks straight into the center to give the ref the belt. Money Jumps him before the bell and throws him to the outside of the ring. Money goes to one knee in te middle of the ring and raises his arms. The crowd cheers and jeers, so he gets up. and follows Hamed outside. As soon as he hits te floor, he looks right at Hamed. Hamed is picking up a steel Chair, but he doesn't see Money! Dropkick to the back of the head by Money! Hamed just hit face first on the chair! Money is picking him up and he is carrying him over to the ring post. NO! he just rammed his lower back into the ring post! and again! again! 3 times! Hamed's back must be screaming with pain! Money rolls him back into te ring, and rolls in after him. he starts stomping on his lower back. he just gave him a Hogan back rake! The nails dug right into the skin! The ref is trying to get Money to back away. he does. he is yelling at Money! Money just shoved the ref! The ref shoved him back! Money is backing away from the ref! Hamed is getting up while all this is going on. Money goes back after Hamed, but gets a kick in the stomach. One more, one more. Money Caught his foot! INSIGURI! hamed with a cover! 1...2... NO! Money kicked out just in time! Hamed is up, and the scars are still on his back from the rake job by Money. hamed is going up to the top! HURACANRANNA! Into a pin! 1...2.. NO! He got his left shoulder up! Hamed is going to the outside, he is gettting that chair. he slides it into the ring, but Money is too close and he picks it up! Hamed hasn't looked yet! He turns around... BOOM! right in the face! Hamed is only down to one knee! One more! NO! BOOM! hamed is down! He must be dead! Cover, 1...2... NO! How did he kick out of that! Hamed is bleeding from his face and his back, but he isn't going to give up! Money is on his feet, and he has Hamed... Piledriver! Hamed is laid out, and Money is going to the first rope? Elbow drop! Yes! cover, 1...2... NO! he kicked out! Money rolls down to his feet and he hooks on an ankle lock! He reaches the ropes, but Monkey pulls him back and he switches to an STF! Hamed has no where to go! he is going to tap! money just let go! Hamed is holding his lower back! Money is helping him up with a handful of hair. he throws him to the ropes, and Back Body drop! NO! DDT! Hamed hit a DDT! 1...2...3! NO! 2! Money got his left shoulder up! Both men are on the ground and tired out! Hamed is getting up first, and he is picking up Money. he throws him into the ropes, but Money Reverses it! Tilt-a-whirl-backbreaker! Hamed is broken in half! Money is down too though! ref is counting! 1...2...3...4...5...6...7.. Money is getting up, and he has the chair! He props it up between the turnbuckles! Money grabs Hamed! Irish whip! NO! Reversal! Money just hit back first onto the chair! hamed follows up with a quick Spinning heel kick! Moneys head just hit the chair! he is out! hamed with the cover! 1...2... His foot is under the ropes! He isn't done yet! hamed is going to the top floor! Shooting Star Press! YES! 1...2...3! NO! Again he got up just before the 3! Money just won't quit! hamed doesn't know what to do! he goes to the outside, and he is getting... a Table from under the ring! he brings it in the ring! He is setting it up! Money is getting up too! Hamed walks over to Money... he lifts him onto te top rope! he is going for a Superplex! NO! Money was playing Possum! FALL FROM GRACE THROUGH THE TABLE! HAMED IS DEAD! 1...2... What The Hell? He just lifted him up!

Troy: Why would he do a thing like that!

Bald: he is getting a mic is what he is doing. he has the Belt too! he is getting in the ring... This could be trouble.

Money: Like I said Hamed, I'm too good for you. You think I want this piece of shit belt? Hell no, just beating the crap out of you is enough for me. So you can take this piece of copper (holds up the belt) and shove it up your big nose. (throws it at him) Bitch. Oh, and Dan, Kellen, count me in for the Lethal Lottery.

Troy: he just through it at Hameds face! He just spit on his chest! He just spit in the ref's face! he is leaving!

bald: The ref is counting! 1...2...3...4...5...6...7...8...9...10!

Troy: Hamed wins and retains his belt, and the undefeated streak of Money marcus Goldstein has come to an end.

Bald: Look what happened and we still have 2 matches left! What else could happen? One is a Grocery Store match! JEEZ!

Troy: Speaking of matches, this next one is for the Americas title! Chris Hassert defends against Mad Jungle Pig!

Bald: Yeah, another barn burner... Yeah!

Troy: At leaast try and act excited.

Bald: What do you think I was doing? Go to the ring!

Mad Jungle Pigs music starts but he doesn't come out. The music starts again, but again, he doesn't come out. Instead the third time, Pay the Man by Offspring plays, and out walks Chris Hassert, Ameriacs Champion, Walks out with his title over his shoulder. He is getting in teh ring, when he is Pulled under the ring! Mad Jungle Pig just crawled out from under the ring! He is being followed by... 3 McNuggets? No, they are Midgets dressed as McNuggets! Where is Hassert? There he is, he is coming out from under the ring, and his left boot is missing! he slides in the ring and kicks MJP in the stomach with the foot with a boot. He hits a DDT and then takes off MJP's boots. he Just threw them into the crowd! Hassert is puching MJP on the top of the head! He is beating him, and kicking and punching the hell out of him! MJP is getting up though, and he just hit him with a shot to the groin! BRAINBUSTER! MJP is picking him back up, and he is going for another one! YES! Cover, 1...2... NO! Hassert kicked out! MJP is getting up, and he sits on his chest! he is slapping him in the face and he is spitting on his face! Hassert is going a dark red, and he is really mad! He just through MJP off of him, and he is up, ripping and tearing at MJP's eyes! MJP is bleeding from his face! Hassert has him up, and he just threw him into the ropes, Spine Buster! He has his legs, and he turns it into a Sharpshooter! MJP is hurting, and screaming, but he isn't going to tap out! he just reached the rope! One of the McNugget buddies just handed him a McNugget! he ate it, and he is going crazy now! He is hitting hassert with Lefts and Rights! hassert rolls to the outside of the ring! Here comes CWolvie walking slowly down to the ring. MJP is going out after Hassert, and he has a chair! BOOM! He just hit Hassert in the knee with it! CWolvie is running towards him now! BOOM! CWolvie took it on the top of the head! MJP rols back into the ring, and Hassert hobbles in too. Hassert falls down in the corner. MJP looks like he is going for a bronco Buster! NO! he took a stiff shot to the groin! Hassert jammed his leg doing it though! Hassert Is up, and he is hooking on a Figure 4! MJP is screaming and reaching! He is reaching! Or is it tapping? I don't know! DING DING DING! The ref called for the bell! Hassert has won!

Bald: Wait a second! He was reaching for the ropes!

Troy: it sure looked like that from here, but the ref thought he was tapping out! Wait, here comes Prez Kellen.

Bald: he is telling the ref to restart the match! The ref is saying that he tapped, but Kellen is saying that he was reaching... Theres the bell!

Troy: We are back underway again!

Hassert pulls MJP who is still on the ground to the ringpost, and he is ... BASHING HIS LEG AGAINST IT! Now He is hooking on a Figure 4 around the ringpost! Theres the McNugget buddies! They are pulling off Hassert and punching him too! CWolive is there now! He is back up and he is brawling with the Midgets! They have gone backstage fighting!! Hassert lets go of the hold, and he grabs the chair. he throws it in the ring, and follows it in. MJP is trying to get up! he is leaning against the ropes, and Hassert has the chair! Hassert Swings! MJP DUCKED! The chair hit the ropes and bounced back into Hassert's face! MJP covers, 1...2...3! YES!

Troy: We have a new Americas Champion! Mad Jungle Pig!

Bald: Ya, but we will never know if he was reaching or tapping... What the hell?

Troy: He has got a rope from under the ring, and he is Hog Tieing Hassert! What the hell?

Bald: HAHAHAHAHA!!! Showing Hassert who the REAL Champion is! great job!

Troy: Here comes CWolvie! He has a shovel! BOOM! He hit Pig with it! He is untieing Hassert now! BOOM! Another shot to Pig's back! They are leaving, but the New Americas champion has been laid out!

Bald: I just got told that Hexum has entered the Grocery Store... Lets get to it! GO SPECIAL K!!!

hexum walks into the automatic doors cautiously, looking around for Special K. He walks in, and grabs a brrom out of a bucket of them, and slowly walks around looking. he turns into the Frozen section and he walks by the freezers. he looks in, and there is Special K sitting in one of the freezers trying to hide. he laughs, and opens the door. Special K has icicles hanging from his nose, and Hexum... He just hit him in the face with the Butt-end of the Broom! Special K just elaped out, with his NEW broken nose, and he tackled Hexum! he is choking him, and Laughing like a Maniac! he gets off, and runs around a bit, and takes off down the aisle. Hexum is getting up, and Special K starts throwing Butterball™ Turkeys at him! Hexum took that one right in the face! Special K is laughing! He threw another Turkey! Hexum caught it! He threw it back! It hit Special K in the head! He is down, and Hexum is throwing all the Turkeys back at him! Hexum goes into the next aisle, and he ... HE JUST PUSHED THE WHOLE SHELF ON SPECIAL K! Hexum is on a tear! He is picking up all kinds of Cleaning products, and he is pouring them on Special K! There is some Dove™ to the eyes! Hexum, has just picked him up, and he is running him into the freezer dooors! CRASH! Special K just got thrown through the Freezer glass! He is cut up! Hexum is walking away looking for another weapon to use. Special K is getting up! He has a bucket of Ice Cream! He just Stuck it on Hexums head! Hexum can't see anything! Special K is leading him out of the frozen food section. He is now in the Vegetables, and he just Gave him a DDT, which was cutioned slightly by the ICE Cream. He is pouring all the Veggies on him! Celery, Brocoli, Tomatoes! He is covered, and Special K is still laughing! Special K is walking over towards the Dairy products, and he is grabbing a bunch of sticks of butter. he brings them back, and... HE IS SHOVING THEM DOWN HEXUMS THROAT! Hexum just stuck a carrot in Special K's eye to break it up! Hexum is getting up, and He is going to get some Milk? He is bringing back a gallon of Milk, and he is... HE JUST HIT SPECIAL K ON THE TOP OF HIS HEAD WITH THE MILK! He is dragging him over to the registers! he just hit him again! He is dragging him up onto the conveyor belt! NO! Powerbomb onto the register! Oh My God! He just poured the Milk all over him! His back has a big dent right in the middle of it! Hexum is making a cover! WAIT! Who is that coming into the store? It's X-Factor! From DHW! He has Hexum not looking at him! NO! He just powerbombed an Unsuspecting Hexum! No, not again! YES! Hexum is laid out beside Special K! X-Factor is getting something out of his pocket! It is a wrench! He just hit Hexum in the head with it! Special K is getting up! he sees X-Factor mauling Hexum, and he starts Laughing! he is letting him do it! Special K walks back into the frozen food section... What is he doing? He is picking up a Big piece of Glass! and... a Salmon! he is walking back, and he is coming up behind X-Factor! WHAM! He just clocked him in the head with the Salmon! He has X-Factor up! He lifts him up on the Conveyor belt... Kick to the Groin! Swinging Neck breaker off the conveyor belt! He is dragging him out of the store! He has him at the Automatic doors, and he lays his head in between! BOOM! BOOM! BOOM! The doors are smashing him in the head! CRASH! Hexum is back and he just hit Special K in the head with the Glass Special K was going to use! Hexum drags Special K back a bit, and he makes a cover. The ref runs over, 1...2... NO! Special K got his left shoulder up! Hexum lifts him up, and he is going for a suplex! Yes! he nailed it, and Special K's back crashed onto a rack of magazines! Hexum is dragging Special K over to the Cereal aisle! NO! He gets up, and Rakes his eyes! Special K grabs a near by Shopping cart, and bodyslams Hexum into it! He is running him into... NO! A Huge Pyramid of Soup cans! he rolls Hexum into the Cereal Aisle! pushes over the Shopping cart, and picks up Hexum... EMPTY BOWL ONTO THE SHOPPING CART! Special K just hit his move! He is grabbing boxes of cereal at random and he is pouring them on Hexum's body! he is covered! Special K makes the cover, 1...2... WAIT! He lifted him up! Why? he is running back to the front of the store! He has the Salmon! he runs back... SMUSH! he just hammered the giant Salmon into hexum's face! 1...2...3! there it is! Special K has retained his title!

Bald: YES! he did it! Still Hardcore Champion!

Troy: hexum faught hard, but just couldn't get it down... best match I have ever seen in my life!

Bald: Wait, he isn't done yet, look! He is carrying him over to the conveyor belt! he put him on it, and he is signalling for someone to come in.

Troy: It is Mrs. D! She has the mic that is attached to the Cash register!

Mrs. D: Price Check on Hexum. Price Check!

Bald: HAHAHAHAHAHA!!! That was great!

Troy: Were outta time...for Bald Crumb and myself this was UWF's Wednesday Armageddon and we'll see you at Sunday Senseless Violence!


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