Sunday, March 17, 1999
from Dodger Stadium in Los Angeles, California.


Troy Farina: Hello everyone and welcome for another jam packed edition of Wednesaday Armageddon. I am your host, Troy Farina and I'm accompanied by the always bald, Bald Crumb.

Bald Crumb: Well thank you...HEY!

Troy: We are at Dodger Stadium and these fans are ready to go, so lets got to the ring for our first match.

Crumb: That wasnt funny.

Johnny Eliminator walks out to "EVE OF DESTRUCTION" as the crowd gives to boo's!!

WHAT THE HELL!! The Man In Black, comes out and starts to attack Johnny. The Ref signals for the bell as the match is officially started. KPac throws Johnny back into the ring. A STIFF kick to the ribs sends Johnny across the ring. Johnny makes his way to his feet, as they begin a stare down. Johnny Challenges KPac to a test of strenght, But takes a short cut and kick KPac in the midsection. He follows up with a DEVASTING DDT!!! Johnny picks up KPac, BIG BODY SLAM!!! Eliminator climbs the ropes and poses for the fans.... wasting valuable time.... KPac get's up, Johnny, closes in, executes a Suplex, NO COUTNERED BY KPAC. SMALL PACKAGE!!! 1....2....NO!!! KPAC follows up quickly with a dragon leg CORK SCREW! DROPKICK!!!!! What a combo. KPac, with an Irish Whip, SPINE BUSTER!!!!! KPac grabs Johnny's legs, DEATH LOCK!!! Johnny holding on... NO Eliminator has been Eliminated. Johnny Gives Up.

Troy: The man in black chalks up a victory.

Crumb: Johnny is a competitor but just couldnt keep up with KPac.

Troy: Lets get to the ring for our next matchup.

Jeff Boyardee steps out from the back as "GOT THE LIFE" blares throughout the arena.

The Near 7 footer steps over the top as he's calmly waits for his oponent. Vertigo walks down to the ring as "SandBlasted Skin" plays..... Vertigo climbs into the ring and prepares for battle. Jeff and Vertigo go Face To Face as they don't like an inch in each other. The staredown soon ends, as Vertigo off the ropes with a shoulder Block! Jeff Doesn't move. Vertigo goes for another. Jeff Doesn't do anything. Vertigo goes for another, BUT JEFF counters and wraps his FINGURES AROUND HIS THROAT.... CHOKESLAM!!!!!!!!!! Jeff, picks up Vertigo, Suplex! Vertigo crawls to the corner as Jeff continues the onslaught. Vertigo kicks Jeff in the midsection as Jeff charges. Vertigo up to the top, FLYING LARIAT!!!! Knocks Jeff down to the mat. Vertigo, quickly, works on Boyardee's leg/knee area. Vertigo with stomps after stomps to the knee area has Jeff Yelling in pain. Vertigo decides the figurefour is needed. Vertigo appling the pressire as Jeff Boyardee FEELS THE PAIN... Jeff trying to reverse it!!! ALMOST THERE. YES. JEFF reverses the FIGUREFOUR!!!!! THE Ref breaks up the move, as Both men feels the efftects. Vertigo and Jeff make there way up, and charge at each other.... DOUBLE CLOSE LINE!!!!! Vertigo makes it up to his feet first. Jeff not far behind. Vertigo going for a double hand smash, COUNTERED!!! Jeff with forarms to the midsection. Vertigo fights back with his own punchs and forarms. Both going for the knock out PUNCH!!!! WHAT'S THIS!!! THE MAN IN BLACK makes his way out to ringside, as he'd was just in the shower. KPac walks down to ringside with an object in his hand.... Hiding it from the ref's view. MeanWhile, Jeff corners Vertigo in the corner turnbuckle. Whip to Turnbuckle city!! COUNTERED BY VERTIGO, COUNTERED BY JEFF BOYARDEE!! COUNTERED AGAIN BY VERTIGO!! JEEZ!!!! COUNTERED AGAIN MY JEFF!!!! Vertigo SMASHES IN THE CORNER WITH THE REF!! THE REF IS DOWN!!! VERTIGO DOWN. JEFF DAZED!!! KPac climbs upon the turnbuckle. Gives Jeff Boyardee the foriegn object.... KPAC picks up Vertigo, JEFF NAILS VERTIGO WITH THE OBJECT.... KPac, not done yet, picks up Vertigo DEATH MOVE!!!! KPac leaves, ringside. as the ref revives himself. Jeff sets Vertigo for the PATENTED " THE CAN "!!!!!!! SLAM!!! Cover...One, Two, Three!

Crumb: Jeff Boyardee wins his debut in the UWF!

Troy: With the help of KPac, but I think he had the match in the bag anyway.

Crumb: You would...next up we have the anticipated debut of Konnta Kentei.

Koonta Kentei is already in the ring as "One Enemy" by Circles of Dust plays out comes Klay Scott from the crowd.

Kentei doesnt wait for the bell and jumps at Klay...Klay grabs Kentei...The Refactor Chasm!!!...The bell...the count...One, Two, Three!

Troy: Klay wins another impressive match.

Crumb: What? He was going up against King of Job Heaven. Next!

Troy: Still Klay has a bright future here in UWF...Next up we have X-Factor facing The Lethal Weapon.

Madman by Silver Chair plays and out comes X-Factor! He rolls into the ring and waits for his oppoenet.

Lethal Weapon runs out to the ring

X-Factor meets him in the aisle way! X-Factor throws Lethal Weapon into the railing and jumps at him hitting him with a flying forearm! X-Factor rolls Weapon into the ring and hits him with a boot to the side of the head he picks up Weapon and drives him back down to the mat with a press slam! He drops an elbow drop on the chest of Lethal Weapons he makes a cover...one...two...kickout. X-Factor whips Weapon into the ropes and and goes for a clothesline but Weapon ducks and turns around and nails X-Factor with a piledriver! He goes to the top rope and waits for X-Factor to get up he goes for a crossbody block but X-Factor catches him and turns it into a The Xtingquisher!...one...two...three!!!

Crumb: What a finisher! Now I like this kid, has a little of everything.

Troy: What are you talking about...

Crumb: Something you wouldnt understand.

Troy: Yeah nonsense. Next up is the Triple Threat Match.

Crumb: You wait.

Troy: For what!


Rave the first to walk out in this special Triple Threat match. The Crowd cheers as he makes his way down to the squared circle. Vemon steps out from the curtains as his music blares..... The crowd doesn't seem to support Venom as he's stays on ringside. Rave continues to look on and waits inside the squared circle. Slade joins the fellow combatants as "Pulse" plays. Slade walks to the other side of the ring as Rave now has an oponent on both sides. Slade and Venom seem to have there eyes locked on Rave, as they both keep there eyes on Rave. Venom and Slade both climb into the ring and pound on Rave as he tries to hold both off. Venom and Slade Both high five each other as they leave Rave in the corner. It's been a set up from the begining. Venom and Slade go back to work as a double suplex is executed. Venom climbs to the top, as Slade holds down Rave in the middle of the ring. FROG SPLASH!!!!! Slade climbs to the outside and looks under the ring.... Meanwhile, Venom does a Side Russian Leg Sweep followed by smashing elbows to the head. Slade sets up a table outside. and motions Venom to drag Rave over. Slade pulls Rave to the outside, and sets him up on the table. Venom climbs to the top, as Slade climbs back into the ring. ANOTHER FROG SPLSAH!!!! NO!!!!! RAVE Rolled out of hte way!!!!!!!! VENOM SMASHES THROUGH THE TABLE!!! Slade doesn't know what's happening, as Rave slowly make his way back to the ring. Rave in the ring, ONE ON ONE! Turns Slade around, ROUNDHOUSE KICK!!! Two left jabs and a BIG RIGHT HOOK!!!! Spinning HEEL KICK!!!!! Rave getting it done. Rave picks up Slade, throws him to the ropes, DROP KICK!!! Venom slowly getting up now, RAVE off the ropes, SPRING BOARD MISSLE DROP KICK!!!!!!!! Slade gets up, APLANCHA!!!! ALL THREE MEN ARE OUTSIDE!!!! JEEZ!!!!!!!!! Slade and Rave get up first, as Venom is lying on the floor. Slade with POWERBOMB!!!!! Rave not doing well. Venom get's up, SHOVES Slade, they both have there own words. SLADE PULLS OUT, HIS PATENTED "VISIONBLUR" on Venom!!!!!! RAVE gets up, BISHIDO FURY ON SLADE!!!!! Rave drags Slade back into the ring. Cover...One, Two, Three!

Troy: Rave wins the Triple Threat Match by pinning Slade.

Crumb: Yeah and the other two next to hit the gym once again.

Troy: No, they need to learn from this experience and just try again and again till they succeed.

Crumb: What are you friggin Mary Poopins. No Mary in the next match, where Pinfalls Count Anywhere.

"Refuse/Resist" by Sepultura plays on the louder Speaker and people start looking around. Because Blood Angel hasn't showed up in the ring. The announcer calls for Blood Angel and there is no response.

"The Messiah" by Bach plays and people await him but he doesn't show up either. A backstage cameraman starts filming and it is shown on the large screen.

Blood Angel just hit carton over Messiah. He drags him over to the UWF coffee table. Takes some sugar and throws it into Messiah's eyes. Messiah sees a coffee cup full of coffee. Takes it and smashes the ceramic over Blood Angel. It's everywhere. Blood Angel is cut on his forehead. Messiah takes the hot coffee holder and hits that on the back of Blood Angel. He leaves it there as it burns Blood Angel's back. He throws Blood Angel onto the table. He takes Blood Angel and Pile drivers Blood Angel throw the table and crashes throw the table and onto the cement. Blood Angel is dazed. Messiah grabs him by the hair and drags him to a food court. He brags a cash register and smashes it over Blood Angel. Blood Angel takes a fork and stabs Messiah in the leg. Takes a knife and stabs him in the calf. And then takes a scoop and tries to scoop the eye out of the eye socket from Messiah. Messiah blocks with a low blow. Messiah does a bulldog onto the counter of an A&W counter. He takes the Mic and smashes it over Blood Angel. Messiah attempts the Holy Elbow onto the counter. He jumps to the left and over Blood Angel and to the right. Goes to land the elbow but Blood Angel blocks with plastic knife cutting Messiah and making him miss. Landing straight on that hard counter. Blood Angel takes Messiah and DDT's him onto the frie makers. Messiah is cut on the side of his face. Blood Is dripping from both of them. Blood Angel drags him outside from the back. A pay phone is there. Blood Angel takes the phone and smashes the phone over Messiah's head. He drags Messiah to the washroom. Brings his head under the hand drier and puts Messiah's face there and turns the button on. Messiah is getting burnt. Messiah counters with an elbow to the stomach and throws him into the glass mirror. Then throws him into the urinal and smashes it. Messiah takes him over to the toilet. Tries to put Blood Angel's face into the toilet. Blood Angel blocks and does a spine buster onto the toilet. Messiah must BE DEAD. Blood Angel takes Messiah and goes for the pin. The ref counts...One, Two...No, Messiah gets the shoulder out of the toilet. Messiah hooks the arm and reverses the pin into an outsider's Edge. He starts walking outside of the washroom. And does a outsider's edge onto the cement. Covered in blood and water Messiah takes Blood Angel and opens an exit door. They are OUTSIDE!!! THE CROWD GOES Crazy. Everybody is on their feet, they go nuts cheering. Messiah takes Blood Angel. And grabs a barrel that was . Takes blood angel and then tries to shove him into the barrel. Instead Blood Angel takes the barrel and smashes it over Messiah. They start going down the hill. Damn. They are about block away from the stadium.

Troy: I am surprised there is a cameraman and a ref that are still following them. This has been all over the arena.

Crumb: I wonder if Blood Angel can grab a burger for me.

Troy: Very funny Bald. Now back to action. OH NO…..Look at that. Blood Angel just got hit in the head with a beer bottle that was on the street. He is cut all up and is bleeding down his chest.

Messiah grabs a door to a store and opens it. Puts Blood Angels head and closes the door. OH MY GOD. Messiah opens the door into Le Cheateau, clothing store. Damn Blood Angel was just thrown into a rack of coat hangers. One is stuck in his skin. Messiah goes for the clothesline. No a Back Body drop onto a display. Messiah gets back up. He grabs Blood Angel and does a powerbomb onto the ground. He takes Blood Angel and does a Messiah Bottom onto the cash register. OH MY God. Blood Angel must have been electricutied. The lights are out and all the power is out. Wait a minutes. A car pulls up and smashes throw the window of Le Chateau. It is Klay Scott, he comes out with a cross and smashes it over Messiah. He then takes him and does a brings him onto the second floor and does a RefractorChasm off the railing onto the car. Blood Angel goes for the pin………………1…………..2…………….3………….Blood Angel wins. After one of the most hardcore matches ever. Blood Angel has earned a shot at Special K for the title as soon as he returns next Wednesday.

Troy: What a bloody match. That has to go down into history books. Look at the mess. I am glad I don't own that store.

Crumb: I wouldn't want to be the manager. This is not as hardcore as Hardcore K. Go Special K

Troy:Thought that was bad, next up is our Junkyard Match.

"Wasted Youth" by Blood for Blood plays. Superstar Mike Wiley is waiting for CWolvie in this junkyard. It is located on the 3 blocks away from the arena. Wiley takes a can of pepper spray and is ready.

The Lights flicker black and red and Gangrel's music plays. CWolvie and Wiley already start brawling in this junkyard. This junkyard is located beside someone's home.

Oh no…..Wiley just hit CWolvie over the head with a piece of wood. He takes a stake out of the ground and throws it at CWolvie. Right in the leg. CWolvie gets angry. Wiley grabs a rope and wraps it around the throat of CWolvie. CWolvie starts gasping for air but reverses with a low blow. OH MY GOD. CWolvie just took Wiley and throw him into a tree. Then pile drived him down onto the ground. CWolvie takes some barbed wire out and wraps it around Wiley. He takes a steel pole and hits Wiley in the stomach. CWolvie takes Wiley and brings him on top a junk car and does a Gorilla Press slam. Wiley grabs a sharp object and cuts CWolvie's leg up. Blood is running from the leg. Wiley then runs and does a clothesline with the object. CWolvie is cut in the throat too. Blood is gushing. My God. Wiley goes onto of a tree. From the peak and jumps right down on CWolvie. He takes a bat and hits CWolvie's hand. He swings and misses. CWolvie takes the bat and brakes it over Wiley's knee. Wiley screams in pain. CWolvie laughs. He then tales Wiley and does a powerbomb onto a crate and smashes it. CWolvie takes a stereo out and smashes it over Wiley. He takes CDs and starts throwing them at Wiley. The CDs are stuck in Wiley's chest. Wiley pulls them out and takes his garbage can and throws all the stuff and CWolvie. Thumbtacks are thrown and about 100 are in his face. CWolvie doesn't bother with them and spears Wiley right through the fence. CWolvie drags Wiley by the hair onto someone's lawn. Wiley throws CWolvie into a thornbush. CWolvie gasps. Wiley starts to kick CWolvie down further into the thorns. CWolvie gets up and throws a thorn and hit Wiley in the top of the eye. OH MY GOD. CWolvie takes Wiley and does a DDT into the bushes. He picks up Wiley and brings him and throws him into a storage room. They are now in the car port. Solid cement bottom. Wiley blocks the suplex and does a kick to the stomach and a double underhook DDT. CWolvie must be out. Wiley takes some wood with nails in it and swings it at CWolvie. The nails are embedded in CWolvie. CWolvie turns and hit Wiley with the board. He pulls the board out and more blood is coming from CWolvie. CWolvie takes Wiley and does a DDT onto a box of oil cans. He takes Wiley and drags him out of the car port and back onto the lawn. CWolvie throws Wiley into the fence. He drags him to a washer and dryer that are out side. No Wiley just suplexed CWolvie and CWolvie just hit his small of the back on the washer. Wiley takes CWolvie, opens the washer . Pile Driver onto the washer's spinner. CWolvie cut up bad. Wiley takes CWolvie out and brings him up the stairs. He hits CWolvie's head on the rail. CWolvie blocks the second attempt and throws Wiley threw the glass into the house.

Troy: My God this is insane. This is really INSANE.

CWolvie is thrown into the frig. Wiley opens the door and smashes a wine bottle over CWolvie's face. He throws him onto the stove and turns on the elements. CWolvie jumps. Wiley trips CWolvie and CWolvie gets burned. CWolvie gets up. Kicks Wiley in the stomach and piledrives him. CWolvie takes Wiley and throws him into the dishwasher. He brings Wiley into a room. He takes a TV and Smashes it over Wiley's face. CWolvie is setting up Wiley for the Power Klaw. He picks him up. And jumps threw the window. Oh they hit the cement Cold. He taps out. Wiley taps out!

Troy: Wow!

Crumb: That was more than wow, that was incredible. I could barely keep up with the action.

Troy: Wait...whats that? look up on the top deck of right field.

Crumb: Whats he doing now?

Troy: Folks it seems Dante Burn is at the arena and sitting on the top deck taking the whole night in.

Crumb: I just wanna know what he's up to!

Troy: I just dont know, Crumb. But, next we have National Title on the line.

"I Just Want You" plays as the National Champion makes his way to the ring, King Hardcore Hamed.

He hands his belt to the Announcer as he climbs into the ring. "Jacking Man" Comes on and Smiling Jack jumps out from the crowd and slides under the ropes. He grabs Hamed's leg and starts gnawing away at the leg like a mad man! The ref breaks them apart and the bell sounds. Jack rushes Hamed and gets leveled by a Dropkick! Hamed stomps away and Jack crawls to the ropes. The ref breaks them apart and Jack climbs to his feet. He makes to rush Hamed again and Hamed jumps for him with a clothesline, Jack ducks and Hamed goes out to the floor! Jack to the ropes… Crossbody Block from ring skirtings! He pulls Hamed over to the railing. Jack grabs the head and goes to slamm Hamed's head on the railing but Hamed reverses it and slams Jack face first on the railing! Jack falling and Hamed keeping him on his feet… Piledriver! Hamed rolls Jack into the ring and hooks the leg. 1…2… Jack kicks out. Hamed pulls Jack up and whips him into the ropes… Clothes line from Jack! Jack pulls Hamed over to the ring post… He goes up top… Belly-to-Belly Suplex off the top!! Jack pulls Hamed over to the ring post… He slams Hamed face first into each one of the turnbuckles! Jack yanks Hamed into the center of the ring and starts kicking him in the head! The referee breaks them up and Jack pulls something from his shorts… Hamed turns over and Jack shoves it in his eye! The ref didn't see it and Jack tosses it away. It was white and small? Oh no Last Laff DDT! 1…2…3!

Troy: We have a new National Champion, Smiling Jack!!!

Crumb: I like this guys style, others may not, but I do.

Troy: Style is what that you call it? I just wanna know what he's doing with all this feminine products.

Crumb: Huh what was it he had?

Troy: Anyways lets get to the Americas Title Match, which is next.

The challenger, "The Giant Killer" Hexum is in the ring awaiting the Champion.

The Pigs begin to squell as the Americas Champion, Mad Jungle Pig makes his way into the ring.

Mad Jungle Pig starts to bad mouth Hexum as he makes his way down to ringside. Mad Jungle Pig steps over the top and points at Hexum. Hexum turns his cheek and walks over to the corner. Mad Jungle Pig gives his title to the ref, as he's shows it to Hexum, and puts it away. MJP Charges and smashes Hexum in the corner. Turns him around, Forarm Smash! Whip to the turnbuckle....MPJ follows up with an knee in the midsection. Hexum stumbles to the floor. MPJ picks up Hexum and whips him towards the ropes, Attemps a Back Body Drop.... NO COUNTERED. Hexum slides under, Fist in the Face. Hexum follows, with a great DDT!! Hexum jumps to the top, waits for MPJ to get to his feet, DROP KICK!!!! Hexum with a cover. 1.....2..... NO!!! Hexum tries to follow up with a takedown, but MPJ cause picks him up and bodyslams him.... MJP off the ropes, BIG ELBOW DROP!!! MJP grabs Hexum head, and throws him to the outside! MPJ follows outside, Double Hand Smash, NO Hexum counters with a boot to the midsection...Swinging Neckbreaker...Hexum avoids the ten count, as he slides in and out. Hexum starts to work on MJP legs. Hexum grabs a chair, and SLAMS it across the Knee!!! Hexum picks up MJP and slides him under the bottom rope.... Hexum drags MJP to the middle of the ring, Scorpian Death Lock!! MJP grabs the ropes after 45 seconds..... Hexum once again drags MJP back to the center...FigureFourLegLock...MJP trying all means to rid this PAIN!!!! MJP inches his way to the ropes as the LegLock is broken. Hexum waits for MJP to get up, Kicks to the back of the knee..... MJP makes his way to the corner, Hexum starts to wail at MJP as he worries about his kneecap. Hexum whip's MJP to the turnbuckle... Countered! MJP CHARGES at Hexum with a BIG CLOSELINE!!!! MJP out of the corner, BIG SIDE WALK SLAM!!!!! MJP slowly getting up as Hexum get's up first. Hexum goes for a suplex, NO WAY!! MJP executes his own Suplex...MJP follows with Gut Wrench Suplex...MJP is picking up Hexum and setting him up on the top turnbuckle...MJP follows him up...he may be setting him up for the screaming piggy...Hexum is fighting back...with right to the midsection...ouch, one to the groin...Oh Hexum with the Broken Dream (Spinning Piledriver from the top rope)...Cover...One, Two, Three! New Champion!

Troy: We have a new Americas Champion, "The Giant Killer" strikes again, Hexum!

Crumb: Yeah but how long can he hold on to it?

Troy: Doesnt matter Hexum has gotten Gold!

Crumb: But wait till next week.

Troy: This word just in...The F'N Show has been ordered to defend their Tag Titles against JOBolition at Sunday Senseless Violence.

Crumb: Thats going to be an interesting one, since Evolution X has parted ways and it seems Dante Burn in is his own little world.

Troy: And dont forget Dub must defend his title against Dante Burn at Lethal Injection in 11 days.

Crumb: Yup, but its time for tonights Main Event. A Steel Cage Tag Team Match.

Troy: Wait there seems to a problem and the Steel Cage hasnt made it to the arena. We have a camera lets disperse it...

A man in a mask in driving the UWF Trailer which has the steel cage in it..."Obsolete" by Fear Factory is blaring on the radio...he waves to the camera and then tosses it out of the window.

Crumb: Here comes Owner of the UWF Dan Russo to ring with a mic.

Owner Dan: First off, Elixir where do you get off stealing our property. I tell you that we dont want any luchadores in this Federation, so what do you do...you steal the steel cage, which is to be used here at Dodger Stadium. Ok punk, you wanted it, you got it. You will be offered a contract by this weekend and trust me, your matches will be the hardest that any competitor will ever endure. If there are any of you back that wanna get rid of this trash, knock on my door and you will be rewarded generously. Ok lets get this Main Event under way.

Troy: Wow! We'll lets get started.

"Slim Shady" by Eminem plays and out comes Entertainment Gensis comes to the ring they play the crowd a bit then jump into the ring.

"November Rain" by Guns N Roses plays in the background now and out comes Syndicate of Terror the roll into the ring and we are under way.

Ken Slayton and Overlord are going at it exchanging punches while Soilder of Darkness and Alan Frost brawl on the floor, Slayton whips Overlord into the ropes and leaps over him he catches Overlord on the reverse side with a flapjack he locks on a headlock as Frost comes into the ring as he dropkicks Overlord they start to stomp on Overlord until SOD comes in a makes the save clearing the ring with a double clothesline! Overlord is helped up by SOD. Overlord runs the ropes and dives over nailing EG with a plancha. SOD goes to the outside as Slayton headbutts Overlord and Frost hits Overlord with a lowblow, SOD grabs a chair and opens up both members of EG. He rolls Slayton into the ring and slams him in the middle of the ring he runs the ropes and drops an elbow acrossed the throat he makes a pin....one...tw..Frost pulls SOD off of Slayton. Slayton and Frost whip SOD into the ropes and hits him with a backbody drop, Frost picks up Slayton and slams him on top of SOD he makes the pin...one...two...thr...Overlord makes the save he grabs Frost and throws him out of the ring he goes out after him leaving Slayton and SOD in the ring, Slayton goes for a belly to belly suplex but SOD goes low and nails a ddt he rolls on top of Slayton...one...two...kickout! SOD pulls Slayton to his feet but from behind here comes Frost he just crotched SOD and nailed him with a bulldog the make a double pin...one...two...Overlord with a swan dive off of the top breaks up the pin!!! Overlord with a rocker drop on Slayton, he grabs Frost and nails him with a piledriver...one...two...kickout! Overlord picks up Slayton and puts him up on the top ropes, he goes to the top as well and he hits the awakeing off of the top he makes a cover....one..Frost trying to get to Overlord by SOD cuts him off...two....three!!!

Crumb: The Syndicate Wins It!

Troy: And were outta time...for Bald Crumb and myself, thanx for watching UWF's Wednesday Night Armageddon and we'll see you at Sunday Senseless Violence where The F'N Show defend the World Tag Team Title against JOBolition.

(Camera fades to black)

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