Wednesday April 21, 1999
from the TWA Dome in St. Louis, Missouri
Troy Farina: Hello everyone and welcome to Armageddon! We are four days away from EPISODE I and counting! I am accompanied to my always colorful co-host, Bald Crumb.
Bald Cumb: Hello folks...many of our top superstars have the night off, while some of out top talent go at it. But that doesnt mean its not going to be a great night.
Troy: Well enough time wasted, lets get to the ring.
"We Didn't Start The Fire" by Billy Joel plays over the speakers, and Joey Hartbreak makes his way to the ring.
As he is about to get to the ring, Spacer comes running out, and jumps him. Spacer throws Joey to the guard rail. Spacer grabs Joey, and headbutts him. Joey down on one knee, and punches Spacer in the stomach. Joey gets up, and throws Spacer into the steel stairs. The ref is out to try and break up the action. Joey avoids the ref, and pulls Spacer up and tosses him into the ring. The ref gets back in, and the bell sounds. Joey pulls Spacer up, and throws him to the ropes. Joey off the ropes and hits a huge flying forearm. Joey up, and pulls Spacer up again, and gives him a shoulderbreaker. Joey goes for a quick pin. The ref counts... 1 - kickout. Joey pulls Spacer to his feet. Joey grabs Spacer in a headlock, but Spacer counters with a back suplex. Spacer up, and starts kicking Joey. Spacer pulls Joey up, and throws him into the corner. Spacer runs in, and hits a big knee. Joey falls to the canvas, and Spacer goes to the second rope. Spacer down with a flying knee. Spacer goes for a pin... 1 - 2 - kickout. Spacer up, and pulls Joey up. Spacer with a huge DDT on Joey and goes for another pin. The ref counts... 1 - 2 - another kickout. Spacer gets up, and Joey rolls to the ropes. Spacer over to pull Joey up, but Joey grabs Spacer and throws him through the ropes. Joey rolls out, and pulls Spacer up and smashes his head off the ring apron. He grabs him again, and smashes his head again. Spacer falls to the floor. Joey kneels down and pulls a table from under the ring. He sets it up a few feet from the ring post. He goes back for Spacer, and bodyslams him to the floor. The ref counts the men out... 3 - 4 - 5. Joey slides into the ring to break the count, then slides out. Joey with a piledriver on Spacer outside the ring. Joey pulls Spacer up, and lays him across the table. Joey slides back into the ring, and climbs the ropes. He dives off for a big splash, but Spacer rolls to the floor. Joey smashes through the table like a ton of bricks. Spacer up slowly, and pulls Joey to his feet. Spacer rolls Joey into the ring, and slides in after him. Spacer pulls Joey to his feet. Spacer lifts Joey and barely hits a Dozer Death Drop. Spacer falls onto Joey for the pin. The ref counts.... 1 - 2 - 3. Both men lay in the ring exhausted.
Troy: Spacer takes one away from Hartbreak, but this kid has talent and will be around for a while.
Crumb: I must agree wit you on that.
"A Warm Place" by NIN begins to play.
Troy: Look its Jeff Boyardee coming from the back, He is carrying a nine foot Albino Burmese Python. Jeff has a mic with him.
Jeff Boyardee: Episode I, Sunday, April 25, 1999. The rebirth of the Circle of Dust. When we show once again that we can take what we want, when we want. When we move on to bigger and better things. Three new pieces of gold for the Circle. Only one man stands in our way. The usless lost soul of Alan Frost. A man who doesn't even know who he is, let alone where or what he is. Alan Frost is a man who needs to be put out of his misery. He is a weak link that needs to be eliminated. And the Circle is ready to surround and eliminate him. The Beast Lives. Out of the raging storm, in the dead of night. The ravenous blood sick creature, searches for its sacrifice. Through the hideous darkness it lurches, driven by death itself. Only the satisfaction of slaughter, will cause it to return to the darkness from which it came. Alan Frost...I will be satisfied.
Troy: Jeff leaves the ring and..ughhh! Kisses the snake. He jumps the guardrail and joins Klay Scott in the crowd.
Crumb: But our next match is going to special, as a women makes her wrestling debut in UWF...against a man.
Living Dead Girl by Rob Zombie plays and out comes Victoria Vixen she steps into the ring and awaits her opponent.
Speil Mit Mir by Ramstien blares over the top of Vixen's music and out runs Omega Rugal he enters the ring.
The two stare each other down as the bell sounds. Rugal goes to lock up with Vixen but she sweeps his leg knocking him to the mat, she grapevines the leg for a moment until Rugal grabs the bottom rope. He quickly gets to his feet and goes for a clothesline, Vixen ducks and dropkicks Rugal out of the ring. Vixen starts to go for a plancha but Rugal moves out of the way so Vixen climbs up top instead and nails Rugal with a senton, which throws him into the steel railing. Vixen rolls back into the ring as the ref starts the ten count over he gets to four as Rugal enters the ring. Vixen stomps on his back then pulls him up to his feet and whips him into the ropes she goes for a leap frog but Rugal catches her and slams her down head first with a sit down powerbomb the ref counts…one…two…kickout! Rugal gets up and hits her with a atomic drop sending her into the corner he follows her in and dropkicks the back of her head then hits a belly to back suplex he bridges it…one…two…kickout! Rugal pounds his fist in the mat showing anger. He pulls up Vixen by her hair and puts her in a front face lock. He lifts her high in the air but she flips over the backside of him and rolls him up in a pinning combination…one…two…three!
Troy: Vixen wins it...wait the lights are dimming look up on the Big Screen its Alan Frost.
Alan Frost: Well, not too bad, for your first run. I'm kinda pissed right now, and I was wondering if you would be able to help me out...Victoria, baby, I just got ditched by my tag team partner, Overlord. He tucked tail and retired, like the unreliable jackass he was. I regret teaming up with him, and I believe that I have found a suitable replacement for the yellow bastard. Vic...I'm asking you if you want to be my tag partner at "Episode 1", the Pay Per View. I think that we could tear ass on the Foresaken....you know...Klay Scott and Jeff Boyardee. You know who I'm talking about...you've dealt with them before, to an extent. So...my proposition stands. Are you in?
*Victoria chuckles for a few seconds and grabs a mic.*
Victoria: Alan, this doesn't come as a surprise...you know firsthand what I can do in a fight when I set my mind to it. You're in need of a tag partner, I know, so of course I'd take you up on that offer. Hell, it's a free title, if anything.
Alan: Good...then at Episode I, the future will be Forsaken for the Forsaken...and that gold will stay in the hands of the people who deserve it. Hey, all you Forsaken fans out there...be ready to get MAJORLY dissapointed, because your heroes are going to get the biggest goddamn beat-down of their lives.
Troy: Well there you have it will be Vixen and Alan Frost versus Klay Scott and Jeff Boyardee at Episode I for the Tag Titles.
Crumb: Yeah but in the crowd where Circle of Dust have there usual seats and Jeff and Klay are just staring at each other and look in shock over that announcement.
Troy: Ah well the Brahm Steppengeist and Overlord which was scheduled next has been canceled since Overlord has retired and will be missed. I guess give Brahm the win.
Crumb: Now lets get back to the ring for our next match.
Ruff Ryder's Anthem by DMX plays in the building as Muscleman makes his way out of the back and into the ring he enters as Hexum comes out of nowhere and into the ring he pounds on Muscleman with rights and lefts knocking him into the corner he kicks him in the stomach then picks him up for a powerbomb but not just any powerbomb a running liger bomb he hits it and makes the pin…one…two…kickout! Hexum pulls Muscleman to his feet and hits a swinging neckbreaker he climbs to the top and comes off with a moonsault…one…two…three!
Troy: Grimm member Hexum takes the victory and moves into PPV on a roll.
Crumb: I heard a rumor he may get a title shot this Sunday.
Troy: Should be interesting.
Crumb: Well then we must go to the ring for Micheal Wiley versus Koonta Kentei.
Troy: And look its Brent Parker making his way to ringside, I guess to do some ringside commentating.
Crumb: Hey Brent hows it going?
Brent Parker: Good. I wanna say first I am ready for the trash talking Ray Walden.
Troy: It should be a good match.
Brent: Good match? Good Match? I will take him apart, I have been trained by one of the all-time greats and one of like four wrestlers here who don't suck.
Crumb: Can I ask who?
Troy: Oh no here comes Ray Walden.
Crumb: You dont need to get up for him, Brent.
Ray Walden: Who's ass are you going to kick?
Brent Parker: I'm looking at him.
Troy: Ok guys not here.
Brent and Ray begin to show each other...Security runs down and seperates the two and escorts the two backstage as they keep yelling and screaming at each other.
Troy: I guess this is a battle at the EPISODE I of who is the true mouth of the UWF. Well lets go to the ring for the next match.
Dueling Banjos blare through the arena as Koonta Kentei walks to the ring he enters as Wasted Youth by Blood for Blood starts to play. Out comes The Franchise Michael Wiley he slides into the ring and attacks Kentei from the start the bell sounds as Wiley pounds him with boots. He whips Kentei into the ropes and hits a big boot to the jaw sending him crashing to the mat he lifts him up and slams him back down with a body slam, Kentei is up and is sent over with a arm drag takeover, Wiley turns it into a wrist lock. Kentei stands up with it still locked on and flips out of it sending Wiley onto the mat. Kentei climbs to the top turnbuckle and dives off hitting Wiley with a cross body block he rolls off of Wiley though. Kentei picks up Wiley and starts hitting him with punches and kicks knocking him into the corner he picks him up and places him on the top turnbuckle he climbs up top as well and sends him down with a superplex he rolls on top of Wiley…one…two…kickout! Both men are slow to get up, Kentei goes for an elbow but Wiley ducks and grabs him around the waist he picks him up and drops him on his head with a back body driver he makes a pin….one…two….three!
Crumb: Easy win by Wiley.
Troy: A little revenge for his retired partner Messiah.
Crumb: Wiley has momentum going into the retirement match this Sunday against Scott Easton.
Troy: Yes he does and the word is Highlander has not been released from jail yet, so he and Johnny Wad's match has been canceled.
Crumb: Lets keep moving right along to our tag team match.
"Hardcore" by Skarhead plays and Suicide Kings, Rex and Slade make their way to the ring.
"Ironman" by Black Sabbath plays and Heavy Metal make their way to the ring and debut as a tag team.
Its Metal and Rex starting it out. Metal hits Rex with a flury of punches. Rex is stil down, and Heavy comes in and crushes him with a huge splash. The ref tries to break up Slade and Metal, as Heavy puts a chokehold on Rex. Rex barely reaches up, and rakes Heavy's eyes, breaking the hold. Slade finally back to the outside as well as Heavy. Metal goes for Rex, but is met with a low blow. The ref warms Rex, but the action continues. Rex with a european uppercut on Metal, knocking him off his feet. Rex stumbles to the corner, and tags in Slade. Slade pulls Metal up, and hoists him onto the top turnbuckle. Slade goes for the Visionblur.... Metal blocks it, and they fall to the mat with Metal on top. The ref counts... 1 - 2 - Rex in for the save. Heavy in to meet Rex, and Rex is tossed to the outside. Heavy goes out after him. Metal pulls Slade up, and hoists him above his head. Metal Masher! Slade falls directly onto his head. Metal goes for the pin... 1 - 2 - 3. Metal gets up and leaves the ring, as Rexslides in to check on Slade.
Troy: Heavy Metal wins there debut.
Crumb: It is time for our Main Event of the night.
Troy: Remember it is a non-title match.
"1,2,3 Slam" by Guttermouth plays as Scott Easton makes his way into the arena he climbs into the ring and waits for the champ.
"Flag Pole Sitta" by Harvey Danger plays now as the Hardcore Champion, Cykotick makes his way to the ring.
Cykotick enters the ring and is met with a punch to the kidneys. Easton tosses Cyko outside of the ring, he follows him out and throws him over the railing. He climbs over it as well then whips Cyko into some fans he grabs a chair and gets ready to swing it but Cyko kicks him in the stomach. Cyko grabs the chair and smacks it acrossed Easton's back. He grabs Easton by the tights and throws him back over the railing. Cyko starts to climb over the railing but Easton hits his leg allowing Cyko to crotch himself. Easton clotheslines Cyko off of the rail and onto the matting. He pulls up a strip of the mat and grabs a hold of Cyko he sets him up for a piledriver on the floor, he gets him up but Ckyo starts to reverse it then Easton tries again this time hitting it. He grabs a table from under the ring and slide it inside the ring he rolls in and sets it up. He stands the table up in the corner and waits for Cyko to get in the ring he rolls in and Easton pounds him with a boot to the skull. He picks up the lifeless Cyko and whips him towards the table but Cyko reverses it and sends Easton into the table head first breaking it right in half. Cyko grabs half of the table and lays it in the center of the ring he grabs Easton and hits a DDT on it he makes a cover hooking the leg…one…two…kickout! Cyko rolls to the outside looking for something to use he grabs the steel steps and tosses them inside of the ring he puts them near the corner he grabs Easton and looks to be setting him up for a northern lights suplex on the steps but Easton turns it into a tornado DDT right on the steel steps!!! Both men are down and out though…Look here comes Michael Wiley to ringside he is on the apron…Easton is covering Cyko but Wiley has the ref distracted…Easton is up in Wiley's face about this…Cyko is moving now he grabs a hand full of tights and rolls up Easton….one…two…three!!!!!
Crumb: And my man, Cykotick wins it!
Troy: Yup sorry folks but were outta time tonight, but this weekend we have the mega and PPV's, EPISODE I live from Las Vegas. For myself and Crumb see you this Sunday.
Crumb: Wait! Travis Monkey is coming down to the ring.
Monkey: Welcome everyone, I would like to welcome the Number 1 contender for UWF World Belt...Special K!
Special K comes down to the ring.
Special K: Shut up Monkey. HEHEHEH!!! Tooth your title is leaving you this sunday and coming to the Asylum! HEHEHHEE!!! You can't do anything about it either!
Troy: Ut oh! Money Marcus Goldstein is walking down to the ring...and he is carrying a silver briefcase.
Special K: What are you doing here?
Money: I came to say that you didn't beat me, my shoulder was up.
Special K: What? You come complaining and whining to me? HAHAHAH!! Sure, we can settle this thing right now if you want!
Money: Let's do it! Your copper ass will not get that shot!
Troy: Yes this is going to be good.
Crumb: No, No. Dont fight!
Special K takes a step back and gets ready to throw a punch, but instead, grabs the briefcase from Marcus, and opens it. It is stacked high with 100 bills.
Special K: I guess I am out of the match! HAHAHAHAHA!!!
Troy: What?
Money: Sweet Tooth, you are going to be the one with his giant nose in the floor with a mouthful of pennies!
Troy: Oh great here comes Prez Kellen down to the ring now. He will fix this situation.
Prez Kellen: Wait a second. Special K, you are signed into that match, and you will be at that match. However, it seems you have struck a deal. So Money is in, but so are you.
Special K: Triple Threat! WHOOOOOO!
Kellen: I don't think so. K, you are going to be the guest referee, and I am telling you right now, if you do anything that is biased, your ass is FIRED from the UWF!
Special K: Huh?
Marcus: What is this crap?
Troy: There you have it...Sweet Tooth versus Marcus Goldstein at EPISODE I for the World with Special Guest Referee Special K and if he cheats, he is gone.
Crumb: This sounds like a Owner Dan deal!
Troy: Doesnt were outta here good nite!
One mans dream to build an empire...
(Picture of Owner Dan Russo shows)
Coming to reality...
(Flash of all the UWF Wrestlers)
He built it...
Now they will come...
On the outskirts of the Glittering lights of the Las Vegas Valley...
UWF proudly presents the UWF Coliseum!!!
(Picture of our new UWF Coliseum)
On Sunday April 25th, 1999
UWF proudly present the UWF Coliseum debut on PPV.
UWF: ESPISODE I
Live on PPV!
(Camera fades out)
(Camera fades to black)
EPISODE I